Seen elsewhere:
- Mosquito Trap *
The mosquito lands on the salt, thinking its sugar. They become thirsty for water, but the cap has rum in it. The mosquito gets drunk, trips over the stick and bangs its head on the rock. Dies from head trauma.
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I read descriptions of a couple of newspaper ads years ago (in NY if I remember correctly). 
One just said this is your last chance to send $2 to...and gave an address. It turned out the author wasn't prosecuted because they hadn't promised anything.
But the law was soon changed.
The other was a never fail cockroach trap. It was two rocks. Have the roach stand on one rock and smash it with the other rock.
I don't remember if they even tried to pursue that one.
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And yet another very much needed laugh tonight. Thank you!
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