My worst break-up said to me, "You're adorable, but not loveable."

Probably just straight silence. Ghosting is often the worst break up line one could get because until you find that person to learn why they disappeared without a word, it makes you question every single aspect about yourself.

A scrawny little kid I went to high school with told his girlfriend "Kathy, a stallion has got to run"

"Sometime in the last three days I stopped finding you attractive."
(after 18 years of marriage of telling me I was all he wanted, we had sex several times the week before, and his girlfriend had just left her husband.)

"You were something I needed at the time." And with that, a decade of marriage went down the tubes.

You are too happy and positive and that's weird to me. I don't like it.

Haha Love it,

"I fancy you too much"

"I just suddenly changed my mind"

LMFAO !!

It's not me, it's you!

Wow bored with you
Must have really worked that out after all this time
The mind won

i don't have the same feelings that i once had for you.

"You will make someone a great wife". Believe it or not, I have heard that one more than once.

"I need a relationship with Jesus right now."

Not a line, per se... but I had someone break up with me on Valentine's Day, via email. It was so pathetic that all I could do was laugh and shake my head about it.

Not that I put any weight on Valentine's Day, personally, but it just added to the ridiculousness of the entire situation-- if a person has such little regard for someone they care for, as to just email them about an important issue in the relationship? It was probably a bullet well-dodged, to be honest.

Personally? "You're too dominant"... LOL

3 months later I met my future husband who ran circles around him in every aspect.

we can be friends

"I've only slept with him a couple of times" 10 minutes after saying our relationship is rock solid.

"I love you too much." Two weeks later he was dating someone else. I guess he didn't have to love her.

It is not you, it's me !   idiots.

IMO if a person has to invent a break-up line that person was not right in the first place.

Oh my gosh, @carla78! I mean, I guess it was honest ( ? ), but so harsh. Ouch.

We've been married for so long I want to try other women.

I am scared

"I'm bored with you"... Whaoo.... Not cool. On the other hand, would you have rather get this type of news later in the game?

Wow... I just move to another country or at least to another state. When my wife asked me for a divorce after 17 yrs, because of infidelity from my part, we were in Florida so instead of trying to work it out, I negotiated unacompany tour to Germany and told her to work out the legal separation and the divorce, 2 years later, we got divorced, my Dannish fling in Crete that cost me the divorce, came to see me in Germany, my 2 year German GF was terminated because I returned to CONUS and eventually she came to see me in Miami but I was not going back to Deutchland. My Ukranian GF I opted not to move to the west coast, my american GF in DC, I moved to Jacksonville FL. All ended with a friendly hug and a posibility to restore things since never was animosity. I am a Great EX by humanity standards. I am still in contact via FB with all. Only one that may Hate my Guts is the ex wife. But who's counting? ...or minding? Your heart must have and on and off switch. The right woman one day will melt the damn thing but until then... A escape route is in my pocket because a moving target is never an easy target. Of course me being me... Because I am in the area, I hang out and go dancing with my ex from DC but... I never go back or repeat. Once is over is over... friends or nothing. Funny thing, they all missread me, thinking I will go back to the Danish Flame, or to the wife, or the German GF, or this GF or that GF. I never go back to anything!

It's been fun and it's been real, but it hasn't been real fun.