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Perfectly good classic joke changed forever by my morbid teenager and Instagram..

I never ever heard this!? Is this really where the chicken crossing th road joke comes from?

Google seems to say it might be true

#Instagram #joke
MsAl 8 Apr 19
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Level 7

I really think someone is overthinking this. Chicken jokes have been around for soooo long. One of my favorites: "I dream of a time when people no longer question the motive of the chicken crossing the road."

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Level 8

This is true the other side refers to the afterlife, it seems to be a joke for the deluded.

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Level 7

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

Now that's funny!!!
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Level 6

Why did the kid cross the playground? ....To get to the Other Slide!
Why did the Punk Rocker Cross the Road? ....He was Stapled to the Chicken!

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Level 8

Jeeeeez..that's too dark for me. You're right..I'll never see that joke as funny again.

Sure enough, Wikipedia agrees that is the alternate meaning of the joke.
Link:Two meanings to the "Why did the chicken cross the road?" joke..one very dark [en.wikipedia.org]

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Level 9

what's the last thing the redneck said? "hey y'all watch this!"

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Level 7

I doubt it, but then I'm a skeptic.

Yep,tautology is me.
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Level 9

Never heard that before.

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Level 9

Rest easy - when this joke originated - we rode horseback.

I thought it was older than that. It would be funny though

@MsAl Dinosaur riding? 😉

@Renickulous Am aware! lol
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Level 8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Apparently, it didn't.

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Level 9

Sick kiids-I just posted the same joke with a different answer under Memes

MUCH better...

Now, thats my kind of chicken.
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Level 7

Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To get to the idiot's house.

Knock, knock.

(Who's there?)

The chicken.

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Level 9

Yeah, I'm not buying that.

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Level 8

Why wouldn't the skeleton cross the road?

No guts.

@Gwendolyn2018

Q: What was the last thing that went through the bug's mind when it hit the windshield?

A: Its ass.

@JimG hah! Love it!
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Level 8

A joke from my friend's 17-year-old son...

Q. What's worse than finding a maggot in your apple?
A. The Holocaust.

Jnei Level 8 Apr 19, 2018
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I'm sorry, I chuckled at that a little.

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