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# Agnostic Mouse

Your mouse is wily.
Your mouse is wise.
So treasure it highly
For all that it buys.

It helps you meet people
And make them your pals.
On dating sites
It helps men meet gals.

Here at Agnostic
Your mouse is supreme,
For meeting great people
And (just maybe) your dream!

So don't be a rat
To the mouse in your hand.
Fondle it gently
And life can be grand.

  • A Fun Poem By Petter *
Petter 9 Apr 22
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That's great! Can you do one about my touchscreen? 🙂

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Fondling a mouse? Oh my.

There's an irreverent on-line computer site called "theregister.co.uk" that refers to iPads and their ilk as "fondle slabs".

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very good lol

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“Fondle” makes it sound a little “dirty” ??

It's such a funny word ?

@Emme @LaMariposa I love the English language for its marvellous variety of words - many of which are, sadly, little unused. Also, I love the play on words found in some Limericks, such as this one by an unknown genius:-

An ardent young fisher, named Fisher,
Went fishing for fish, in a fissure,
But a fish with a grin
Pulled the fisherman in.
Now they're fishing the fissure for Fisher.

@Petter
Yes, I'm slacking. I need to pick up my Norton's again. I pulled them out last week.

@Emme What is Norton's?

@Petter
The Norton Anthology of English Literature?I have read them again?

@Emme Interesting. I shall investigate.

@Petter
It's good reading, enjoy❣??

@Emme This is a book i read, aged 10, and it has stuck in my mind ever since. If you ever get a chance, PLEASE do read it. It is a superb example of combined wit and pathos, written by a master of the English language. [en.wikipedia.org]

@Petter
I've read Both volumes as I rescan English major prior to switching to medical. ?I just want to read them again.?

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I'm on my cell phone rn.

Yup yup, here too❣??

@Emme Yay!

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