The one day I wish I had a few blow up dolls with helium

Let's fill the blow up sex dolls with helium and really fuck with people!

As many times, ways and means, David Meade has predicted the world's end and we're still here? I'm begining to think his philosophy is like the"Whack a Mole" game. If he strikes everyhere multiple times he's bound to catch at least one!
From LiveScience, "

The 'End of the World' Is Today. Here's Why We're Still Here.
Enjoy your day.

It's the beginning of the end, according to practiced doomsday diviner David Meade. On April 23, 2018, Meade says, the sun, the moon and Jupiter will line up in the constellation Virgo (in actuality, they will not be in that constellation) — an alignment that has biblical disaster written all over it.

In the Bible, Revelation 12:1-2 speaks of a "woman clothed with the sun, with the moon under her feet and a crown of twelve stars on her head," who labors to give birth to a dictator who will ultimately bring about the world's end.

Meade did a lot of numerical and cosmic gymnastics to come up with today's apocalypse — one that, of course, will not come to be.

The same passage used for today's prediction was also the basis for Meade's end-of-the-world prediction last year, when he said the sky would essentially fall on Sept. 23. Somehow we're still here.

Phew, survived another one! Even the good Christians I work with are still here. The requirements to be raptured must be pretty strict.

I’m still here.....so far.

I did. I'm an Atheist now, but my church taught "once saved always saved". So Jesus sucked me up to the Pearly Gates this morning, before I had time to brush my teeth.

I had to come back down to Earth, though. My heavenly mansion was right between Jerry Falwell's mansion and Tammy Faye Bakker's. When I complained about my neighbors, Jesus kicked me out.

Any excuse is a good excuse to go outside, get some fresh air, check out the birds and the sun, and have one more chuckle at the dead-enders’ expense.