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Is everyone surviving the Rapture so far?

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I thought this would happen! Still waiting.

Lukian Level 8 Apr 23, 2018

My sentiments exactly.

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I think it woudl be interesting if all the religious peopel simply disappeared all of a sudden. Ironically, I think those of us left would make a better paradise than coudl be provided by their erractic, neurotic, dysfunctional, irrational god that they believe in.

snytiger6 Level 9 Apr 23, 2018

Without a doubt. Can you imagine a rational society with no invisible tyrant to mess things up?

@Condor5 Ironically, it would be "heavenly." LOL

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Temperature here is a rapturous 20 degrees C. That's shirt sleeve weather in Canadian terms. Just to be clear, I know you have short sleeved shirts in the US. Neat idea, but then you're guaranteed the right to bare arms in your constitution. We're guaranteed the right to maple syrup as long as you don't try to ship it across a provincial border. Maybe the rapture is the solution to our convoluted constitution.

Was it bear arms? Or Arm bears? I keep forgetting. LOL

@TheLiberalGent bare arms

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I am an Atheist. But, back when I was a Christian, my church believed in "once saved always saved". So at 6:34 AM this morning, before I had time to brush my teeth, Jesus sucked me up to the Pearly Gates. Hallelujah!!

I had to come back to Earth, though. Jesus showed me my Heavenly Mansion, just like the Bible said he would. But my next door neighbors were Tammy Faye Baker and Jerry Falwell. When I complained, Jesus kicked me out.

R_Collins Level 4 Apr 23, 2018

Great my neighbors will probably be Ray comfort on one side and Ken Ham on the other in Hell or Heaven in those circumstances whats the difference?

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I'm not only surviving, I'm rockin' it ! I want to go out in style !

evergreen Level 8 Apr 23, 2018
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And to think I made lunch reservations for me and Jesus at the Snooty Warthog Bistro. Dude sucks at keeping appointments.

webbew1 Level 7 Apr 23, 2018
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Should I change my underwear, just in case?

nah, they don't bus people up so you don't stand a chance of being hit by one.

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Yup, just like all the other times...

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I'm intending to take a bike ride up into the mountains today. Should I leave instructions on what to do with my dogs if I disappear from up there? No, wait a minute...I guess I should do that anyway, there's cougars in them thar hills.

Condor5 Level 8 Apr 23, 2018
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Still curse like a sailor.... No lightning or anything to report on this side of the world ?????

IamNobody Level 8 Apr 23, 2018
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I guess I'm one of the ones left behind. When is the Antichrist going to come to claim us?

BD66 Level 7 Apr 23, 2018
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Nope. They're still here. smile009.gif

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Doing just fine.

idoubtit Level 7 Apr 23, 2018
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When did that happen? When Trump took office?

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I work around a bunch of engineers and scientist. It appear none of us made the cut cause we're all still here.

bobhoff59 Level 7 Apr 23, 2018
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Still here!

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Ohhhhh, the Rapture is on. I just thought it was Monday Hell!! smile001.gif

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I guess I'm one of the ones left behind. When is the Antichrist going to come to claim us?

BD66 Level 7 Apr 23, 2018
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I am surviving the Rap.....Disappers from keyboard to never be seen again.....

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I'm scraping by

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Aetheists have no right to enjoy or survive the Rapture.

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So far, so good!

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Well, I'm still here. The neighbors are still here, I think. I haven't checked the rest of the county though. There's too many churches here.

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