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So, no rapture today. How surprising. But don't worry everyone, surely there will be another rapture date 😀. Get your popcorn ready!

AustinSkepticus 7 Apr 23
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Indeed, the ignorance of the faithful knows no boundaries.

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The only rapture I want is an active sex life, thank you.

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Maybe it happened and no one met criteria.

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The day isn't over yet 😛

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My hamster burst into flames.

@Philosopearl Yep his eyes went all red and he vomited a rainbow then just combusted !!

@Nickbeee Whoa, dude! That was some dank smoke you had!

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No rapture date forthcoming...we are grounded in reality!

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I pushed gas out of my ass and assumed it was the rapture. Guess it was really just a fart. Oh well. Better luck next time! ?

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I had this great imagery. When these people were at a church service I would lay down clothes outside. When they came outside they'd think they missed the rapture. I thought it was hilarious.

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It's in July. I think the 24th?

They keep adding & changing dates as the old ones fizzle! Always with some lame excuse as to why they were wrong the first time. For some this has been going on for years!

@phxbillcee Lame Xians.

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Guess I don't need this rapture hatch now!

Hilarious!

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What is this Rapture thing? Is it along the same lines as 1999, eve of 2000?

Its rather silly all this religious fear, its nonsense to me 🙂

Something about alignment of planets reflected in the bible or some nonsense. Now I actually gotta pay for my shopping spree from this weekend I guess.

@cvccosplay Well thats a pity, never place a bet on religion 🙂

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I thought the rapture already happened and we're the ones left behind.

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I'd already forgotten about it.

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Don't quote me but I believe it is June 24th. Hurray, another rapture party!!

Shopping spree just in case!

@cvccosplay you might consider waiting until after the Rapture. I have a feeling things are going to be on major discount. LOL

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