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I found this list in my collection of miscellany 🙂

SELF-IMPROVEMENT WORKSHOPS:

Creative Suffering
Overcoming Peace of Mind
Revel in Your Birthmark
Finding Guilt Without Resorting to Sex
The Primal Shrug
Achieve Ego Gratification Without Actual Accomplishment
Capturing Your Children’s Attention by Whining at Them for a Change
Dealing With the Depression That Follows Self-Actualization
Snivel Your Way to Complete Alienation
How to Overcome Self Doubt Through Pretense and Ostentation

BUSINESS / CAREER WORKSHOPS:

Money Can Make You Rich
Talking Real Good: How to Up-Bump Your Speech and Impress Peoples
I Made $100 in Real Estate
Career Opportunities in Iraq
How to Profit From Ignorance Through the Magic of the Internet
The Underachievers Guide to Penny Ante Business Opportunities
1001 Meaningless Filler Phrases for Thesis Writers
Tax Shelters for the Indigent
____ The Looter’s Guide to America’s Rowdiest Cities

HOME ECONOMICS WORKSHOPS:

How to Convert Your Family Room Into a Mud Wrestling Venue
Burglar-Proof Your Home With Testicle-Seeking Lasers
Cultivating, Buying and Selling Viruses in Today’s Health Research Market
Basic Kitchen Taxidermy
Ten Easy Steps to Foolproof Sinus Drainage
The Restoration and Maintenance of Your Virginity
From Grandpa’s Wheelchair to a Dune Buggy in Ten Easy Steps
Uplifting Thoughts Before the Doctor Signs the Death Certificate

HEALTH AND FITNESS WORKSHOPS:

Get Rid of Acne Through Exorcism
The Joys of Hypochondria
High Fiber Sex
Don’t Let Suicide Alter Your Health
Bio-Feedback and How to Avoid It
Speed Skate Your Way to Regularity
Optional Body Functions You’ve Never Heard Of
Tap Dance Your Way to Social Ridicule

Karen916 6 Apr 23
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These are hilarious!

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Very, very good; plenty made me literally laugh out loud ?. If you made these up yourself Karen916 (and I sincerely hope you did ?) you have my utmost respect.

Sincerity prompts me to say that I found the list in a box filled with miscellaneous writings . . . a collection that goes back a few years. I tweaked the list here and there, but can't claim completely original authorship. 🙂

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Interesting.

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lol. Worth the read. Thanks for sharing!

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This is awesome🙂

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Drink yourself sober.

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Haha! Sounds like some interesting workshops

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