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If someone didn't attend your funeral, will you attend their funeral? Share your answers!

sweetmelodies 3 Apr 24
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That is an irrelevant question for me. There will be no funeral for me.

Other than that, if I were dead, how could I attend another person's funderal?

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Kind of hard to attend a funeral if you're already dead.
That said, I stopped attending funerals a long time ago.

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I think I'd go, but someone else would have to drive

Good one!

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Well duhhh... Of course I would, that would scare the crap out of everyone in attendance of the reckless "friend" funeral, wouldn't? ????

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I would have to change my mind about ghosts first. LOL

Betty Level 8 Apr 24, 2018
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Well, I won’t know if they attend because I will be DEAD!

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Of course I would...... I'd slowly waft up outta that 6ft. deep hole......

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Was this meant to be intentionally funny. It is 🙂

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Definitely NOT returning the favor! Because I'll be DEAD! LMAO!!!

Good answer, correct!?

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This is joke, right?

Yep!!!! yippee!

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Wtf? lol

Hahahahaha

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Ignoring the improbability of my corpse attending any funeral but my own, yes I would attend their funeral.

Funerals are for the living, not the dead.

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Essie Level 6 Apr 24, 2018
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Exactly how would that be possible??

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I've told half my siblings "If I die before you don't come to my funeral because I sure as hell ain't coming to yours if you go first.".

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Oh gosh no! I'll be too busy in Hell shootin' pool with the devil's minions.

Haha

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Logically incoherent is incoherent.

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I hope I do, but I might need some help getting there. ?

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Will I know if you attended my funeral?

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booooooooo~booooooooo~~

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Hell naw! Diss me and I diss you!

Hahahahaha, kind of a joke Lol. There won't be any life again, you would be dead by then LMAO

@sweetmelodies yeah no shit bro

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I don't believe in funerals.

They are real, no joke. I’ve seen them with my own eyes.

@indirect76 it's actually a joke question LMAO

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Well, being as I'm destroying the planet when I go....we'll all be there.
"Me too ? "
"Yes. You too Tommy !"

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If I’ve already had my funeral, it’s safe to assume that I’m dead, as in no longer living. That being the case, how do you propose that I attend someone else’s?

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I love funerals. Shock the hell out if the mourners by taking a swig out my hip flask during the proceedings.

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