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You’re locked in the mall overnight. What do you do first?

WadeWilson 5 Apr 25
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Sleep. ?

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Cry ???

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Take off all my clothes

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What???? You wouldn't want to try on all the shoes and hats if you could get into individual shops?

@AmelieMatisse Hats, Ties, Shoes, Suits and Hawaian Shirts but not having a stranger lady look at me trying them on and say.... "I wish my husband has your taste in shoes". Will take the Fun away. I don't dress for me... I dress for the ladies! Gentlemen need to take this Century back, for the Pleasure of the Ladies!

@GipsyOfNewSpain that is a very good point you make but sadly it is not the norm. ?

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Happened to a friend of mine, he spent a few hours using the gym equipment, then had a sleep, finally he hacked the phone socket and called his father to contact the security firm he worked for, (yep, he was the security guard and locked himself in) they didnt hurry and I think he was left there for another 5 hours.

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kill Zombies

That is exactly where my mind went upon reading this question, as well!

@Deb57 great minds think alike lol x

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Go find the candy store and totally pig out.

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Go to Victoria Secrets and roll around in silk negligees whilst admiring their photos.

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Break into the jewellers and rob it blind! I have no morals and I could hide a few £100,000s worth of jewels down my bra!

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Find some roller skates. Wheeeeee!

Deb57 Level 8 Apr 25, 2018
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First I would remember that there are surveillance cameras and probably security somewhere in the building. I'd be avoiding that stuff if I'm gonna have any kind of mysterious adventure. I suppose if this is the kinda party I think is a good time... I would set about creating an access so that I can come back later if I want. I actually did a lot of sneaking around in places I wasn't supposed to be as a kid... not that this is particularly abnormal... but I had a particular fixation on it. Not for any destructive purpose, just for being in places that were normally full of people... when they were empty... or "behind the scenes" of such places... Behind the movie screen... under the school... in the attic of the library... that kinda stuff. It's very unlikely that I couldn't figure out an egress unless we are orbiting earth or something. I imagine the author is more curious to know what kinda mischief you might get up to, rather than how you would escape. I like the feeling of being in uncommon places. I'd probably spend my time checking out all those various nooks and crannies, looking for secrets. In other words... lurking. I'd make a great monster.

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I leave by the emergency exit.

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