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Since it’s Easter, I wanted to take a moment to remind y’all that Jesus loves you!!!! 🙏

Aaron70 7 Apr 15
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Uh huh

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Yes Jesus Garcia loves me, he is married to my cousin. I introduced them since he and I have been friends for over 20 years. I'm just glad that no one nailed him to cross. He will probably disappear this weekend starting on Friday, and reappear sunday night, with a hangover and no money. His wife will not worship him.

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I love him more😇🤢🤮

Hallelujah, thank you baby Jesus!!!🤠

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Yeah, but will he call on my birthday? I don't think so.

Hell, I can’t even get my kids to call me on my birthday, let alone Jesus!?🤨

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Damn, all these points for saying Jesus loves y’all!?
Can’t hardly wait to post on Easter next year now!?! 😎

Tell jesus he can bite me!

@Poseidon You tell him yourself when you pray tonight!! 🙏

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Yeah, and batman too

Fake news!!!! Everyone knows Batman isn’t real, and was made up!!! Hellooooooo!?! 😀

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Well I am happy someone does.

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Yup...he saw his shadow so there is another 6 weeks of winter.

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He loves us so much he gave up an entire weekend for our sins!!

I know right, what a guy!! 🤠

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As punk rock goddess Patti Smith sang, back in the 70s, "Jesus died, for somebody's sins, but not mine...." I can't wait to sing that song at karaoke soon, now that it's available as a new release. Will get to watch the local hicks scratch their heads and mutter disgust at the lyrics of her cover version of Van Morrison's Gloria....

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He never existed. All made up and fantasy like the Exodus

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Yes I know my childhood friend Jesus Santos loves me. His mother Maria and his father Jose are great people.

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Jesus doesn't love me. He's never even met me.

I've never met you and I love you, as I love all my human family. To love someone is to care as much for their well-being as you do for your own well-being. Putting it simply; "love your neighbor as yourself."

@jlynn37 And if Jesus were human, that explanation might hold water. In defence of your love for Charles, he is a fantastic person!

@LovinLarge Love has nothing to do with jebus or dog. It is purely a human emotion, action.

@jlynn37 That's why we are making fun of the old saying. "Jesus loves you".

@LovinLarge Thank you though I'm quite sure I'm far from fantastic. On a good day I'm kinda nifty. 🙂

@Charles1971 And modest, also!

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I recall a few years when I arrived at work one morning, a colleague greeted me with a big smile on his face and then handed me an envelope. When I sat down at my desk I opened the envelope which contained a card on which was a drawing of the crucifixion. The words printed at the bottom of the card were JESUS LOVES YOU. When I opened the card inside was written And Everybody Else Thinks You’re a Cunt! I roared with laughter.

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Jesus especially loves women. That's why he is coming again…

Jesus loves the little children, too!

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April Fool's deja vu!

About the mention April Fool.
A die hard xtian said it's blasphemous to play April fool jokes on anyone. He said: "On that day, the Roman's crowned jesus with thorns and called him the king of fool's."
I said: "Yip, from that set-work book, die-hard xtians believe in."!

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Funnily enough...

Ryo1 Level 8 Apr 15, 2022

Riots in Jerusalem today. 150 injured muslim holy sites damaged and defiled.

@Fernapple Bloody fools.

@Fernapple The more things change, the more the remain the same it seems…..😶

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If it wasn't a level 7 member, I would have taken this post seriously. Therefore I say: fuck off, stop taking the mick out of us, will ya???🤣😂🤣🤩😂🤣😂🤣😅🤣😂

Ouch 🤕

@Buck, c'mon, it was fucking funny, fair play to ya. I understood the irony you used.

@Paddypereira ouch 🤕

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