Maybe Jesus only took a half dozen or so with him.

Damn! .... I missed it again!! Better roll me up some fine leaf and get my rapture in a more earthly fashion.

Maybe the rapture is when they all drink the kool aide. Can you imagine a worldwide Jonestown? What a mess.

there was a rapture? musta missed it.

They're just going to have to start scheduling those goddamned events at a more convenient time. I'm too fucking busy to just up and fucking vanish without notice and time to make arrangements. Pardon my Phrensch.

So for all of you that missed it, as raptures go, it was pretty average.
Some of the critics say they may give it a miss next time. I think the problem is marketing, all the hype, but one rapture is pretty much the same as the next.
o next time, instead of a rapture, we will be having a great indifference. Just working out the best date, some have suggested December 25th, July 4th, October 31st but as yet, nobody cares enough to give it much thought.