Here's a good example of how stupid I am and/or bad my memory is. I go to wally world to pick up a few things. As my shopping is winding down I take my glasses off as I have a mask on and they are fogging up on me. I hook them on my collar as I usually do and continue. Can't see very well but continue. I often go without them. I begin to self checkout, no bags, grab bags from another station. I do the self checkout, bag and I'm out of there. Get to the car, put the couple of bags in and drive off. As I'm waiting to get out to the main road I reach for my glasses around my collar. They aren't there. What do I do? Start freaking out is what I do. Looking all over in the car, not there. I go back to Wally world and check where I parked, not there. Fuck it, I gotta go inside and see if someone found them and turned them in. As I'm walking in I catch my reflection in the window of a vehicle. My glasses are on my fucking face! Sometimes my own stupidity scares me. I can only imagine the laughter had I gone in and advised someone I lost my glasses.