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I was watching a movie (that's about the sum total of my life) and this older woman was about to get it on with a guy her age. She asked "are you religious?" He said, "Yes, I'm atheist." She then threw the covers aside and invited him to bed.

K9Kohle789 8 July 20
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Try watching YouTube for a wide variety of videos on just about any topic one can imagine. Great place for learning as well as entertainment.

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About thirty years ago, I got the phone number of a very pretty young woman who worked behind the counter of a crystal store at the mall. We went out three times, each time things heated up a bit further. After that third time, she called me the next day and broke up with me saying: "If I go out with you one more time, I'm going to sleep with you. As a Xian, I can't allow that." I could hear another female in her family quietly coaching her as she spoke so what happened was she had confessed to, I believe her sister, who was coaching her to break up with the wicked fornicator. I never heard from her again.

Point being: A Xian broke up with me because she liked me and found me attractive. No atheist woman ever did that because it makes no sense.

She was Southern Baptist, a particularly uptight version of Xianity.

I slept with a Mormon once, who afterwards got up and asked me to pray with her. My refusal kept sex from happening again.

@Beowulfsfriend I feel your pain. They're so weird about sex because they're so afraid of offending this thing that isn't even real.

@Beowulfsfriend I accidentally slept with a Republican once.

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What movie?

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I will only share my bed with an atheist.

I will share my bed with any intelligent woman who does not pester me to death.

If only the girl from the crystal store had felt that way.

How you doin'?

are dogs atheist?

@puff Of course they are!

@DenoPenno I have always shared my bed with any desirable woman who will share her bed with me. It was always about sex and nothing more.

@jlynn37 I can certainly agree with it always being about sex. I have friends who still insist they were "making love to her" but sex is all about sex whether you believed it was making love or not.

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Well that's refreshing

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