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Holy Babymaking, Batman!

Sgt_Spanky 8 Sep 13
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Isn't that taking voyeurism too far?

Betty Level 8 Sep 13, 2022

2 women pretending a miracle?

Actually that IS voyeurism 😂

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So, a better caption could be: Two Women Get It On In Evangelical Church 😁

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I wonder if the pastor knows that this is an ancient gnostic ritual called the Hieros Gamos, adopted by the primitive church from wicker ritual meant to encourage fertility.
Under modern Christian lore this is actual "Black magic"

Even weirder -
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@FrayedBear
Yeah
"Oh dear I'm fainting, some one pounce on me quick and give me a quick Elisha-gasm"

@LenHazell53 Q.Victoria has much to answer for also?

@FrayedBear Have you ever read any of Prof. Margaret Murry books, a noted historian and social anthropologist. She had some "seemingly" fairly weird ideas about the royal families of Europe, their traditions and religious practices, dating back to the time of the Pharaohs that have held true until today.
When Our "belove'd" queen died a earlier this year my wife demanded to know how I knew she would pass away almost to the day (I said 31st of August) a prediction I made in 2015 using the methods and time tables calculated by Professor Murray that had governed the reigns of every English monarch since William the conqueror up until her death in 1963 (she believed Elizabeth II's rule would finish no later than 2015 equalling that of her ancestor Victoria (63 years six months and 30 days) had this held true ER would have died or abdicated Mid August/ early September 2015 instead an "Apis Bull" was sacrificed instead Armin, Prince of Lippe (18 August 1924 – 20 August 2015,) a distant cousin of the queen.
Unfortunately the book in which she discussed this most fully "The Divine King in England: A Study in Anthropology" is almost impossible to get hold of having been out of print since the 1950s with even the British National library copy having gone missing.
Fortunately her pupil Michael Harrison quoted from this book and others by his mentor liberally in his works

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A stir crazy couple coupling in the middle of crowd of stir crazy people. Sheesh!

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Don't the Mormons do something like that?

BDair Level 8 Sep 13, 2022

Don't know. I'm not Mormon.

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So woman commonly faint in church, and then they do this ritual. It makes perfect sense now.

@BDair Is it a sin to leave their vibrator in whilst praying?

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I've heard of hooking for jesus before but never for congregational voyeurs.
I wonder if the collection plate swelled?

I've just realised they are probably also being supported by the pedophiles in waiting - waiting to groom the new born!

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Did it work?

BABzz Level 3 Sep 16, 2022
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Hallelujah, praise the lord!!!🤠

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Sounds like fun!

BD66 Level 8 Sep 13, 2022
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