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Billboard here in Florida offering sound and practical advice to the faithful.Of course, they can always hold hands with Jesus after they've finished masturbating.

Sgt_Spanky 8 Sep 18
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What a load of wank!

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You can't hold hands with any fictional character, regardless of what you're doing.

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When you masturbate, you're as close to holding a part of God as you'll ever get. Those that claim masturbating is demonic are jealous Incels and worse. These are the same shitheads that think rape and pedophilia are OK. Obviously, they don't have standing to tell anyone anything.

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Well, hell, they have TWO hands don't they? Surely their god has nothing against them having a good time, who would guess not?

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I think about god while masturbating. Thou's so big. So big and loving. /s

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This isn’t real is it? How ridiculous if it is!!

Evangelicals express moronic ideas as a matter of course. The idea that they'd rent billboard space to express them is completely believable.

No it's not real the meme comes from a 2013 post on a now defunct comedy site call 9gag

@LenHazell53 thank you! πŸ˜‰

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