That is the biggest smile I've ever seen on Jesus.

“I feel pretty, I feel pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay!”

C'mon now, that fabulous human is Jonathan Van Ness who made a name for himself as a member of the Fab Five on the Netflix reboot of Queer Eye. He also has a line of amazing hair care products. I have his shampoo in my bathroom! He is far too kind, generous, supportive and real to be anything remotely close to the current version of Jesus that Republicans are following.

This guy is an impostor. Jesus mows my lawn every Tuesday, and he doesn't speak English.

I don't have fuzzy ones but I do have some crocs. Great product to get behind, Jesus!