I've got nothing. ...
Uhmmmmm....
Don't start insinuating you've done a man's penis enlargement unless you have done said procedure. I guess that's all I've got.
Men are so insecure about their sexual equipment.
I tried having sex with two men (not at the same time) who did not tell me they had erectile dysfunction.
I labored with mouth and hands for over 30 minutes, unable to get a rise. Wondered what the problem was. He's not turned on....I'm doing it wrong...
Tired and frustrated, I gave up. "Clearly you have erectile dysfunction," I said.
"I wanted to see if I could do it naturally," they admitted sheepishly. Their Viagra bottle was in their jacket pocket the whole time.
Double flush.
It also tells you the guys are not worth it. Yikes, I'da been a bit ticked off. It's funny now I guess.
Ok. Firstly, with a bj whether you turn him on or not is irrelevant, he's not thinking about you, and there is no "doing it wrong" unless you're using teeth. Secondly, if he's not erect within 5 then he has a problem, not you. It doesn't mean he'll always have a problem but he is at that time. Thirdly, seriously, 30 minutes? When can I visit?