Ring-ring. Unknown number, but hey, I'm game.

Me: "Hello?"

Robot: "Hello! This is an important call from Costco. Someone recommended you for an all expense paid trip to a five star hotel. To find out more, , press 0."

Of course I wanted to know more!

Male: "Hello, this is Andrew. How are you?"

Me: "Well, Andrew, I am wondering how someone recommended me as I have no friends and do not see people."

Andrew, "Well . . ."

Me: "I live in the middle of nowhere in the wilderness. There is not a Costco within 50 miles of me . . ." and suddenly, I am speaking to thin air.

I wish that they wouldn't always hang up so quickly. I have some spare time this week.