Penguins mate once and stay together for life. It's depressing to realize that penguins are kicking my ass in the relationship department.
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Feel free to reply to any comment by clicking the "Reply" button.Have you considered dressing as well as they do?
JeremyTaylor
Level 8
May 19, 2018
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The question is: how long do penguins live? Maybe you're not doing all that bad.
HippieChick58
Level 9
May 19, 2018
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Penguins also engage in necrophilia and prostition so there's that
OpposingOpposum
Level 9
May 19, 2018
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8 live together relationships, 2 marriages. Longest relationship was 3 years. I've done the math, it's me.
clarkatticus
Level 7
May 20, 2018
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i know that they mate for life. but do you think they might partake of a little strange once in a while?
springlover
Level 7
May 20, 2018
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Strange if they didn't. 
Have you ever considered that it might be you? If beautiful people are eye candy - I'm eye broccoli and if I can maintain a 30-year relationship it can't be all that complicated.
SLBushway
Level 7
May 19, 2018
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Broccoli is very healthy. It's known for its anti cancer properties.
They have cold feet. Maybe your feet aren't cold enough
pixiedust
Level 8
May 20, 2018
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@Johnsalterego Yes! Think of it as revenge - you know, that dish that's best served cold
But they are forced to shiver on the ice and flee killer whales.
Ellatynemouth
Level 8
May 20, 2018
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Relationships for penguins are a much simpler and elemental matter -- propagation. Human relationships are much more complex and we often get into them for the wrong reasons. When we do that, those relationships are likely to fail. But, if we are smarter than penguins, we learn from our mistakes and do not repeat them.
wordywalt
Level 9
May 20, 2018
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Does tolerance equate to stupidity? Hold on aren't there a billion xtian tolerating religion?
FrayedBear
Level 9
May 19, 2018
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Duke:
I have a feeling you posted this comment in the wrong thread. I fail to see a connection with anything I said.
@Duke ah, in my rush I see that I failed to say that many marriages only last because of extremes of tolerance for the others faults. Look at the Clintons? Now there's a pair of penguins?
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