Question

JOKE: The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.

lkpalmer 4

Answer 1

The other day, my daughter told me that she has a nest of Cardinals in her backyard.

I cautioned her about allowing my 2-year-old grandson back there alone with them.

"Why?" she asked. "Would they hurt him?"

"You can never leave a little boy alone with priests," I explained.

Yes, I made this one up on the spot....she's a theist and just shook her head.

Answer 2

Hah! Thank for that!

Answer 3

Silly... i got one about a monkey bartender....?

Answer 4

lol What a groaner!

Answer 5

That actually hurt!

Answer 6

More like intense ?

Answer 7

The party was going well until present stood and dangled his participle over the bar.

Answer 8

I like the Present .

Present is the present .


Author	Author:
Type of abuse	I think this violates the community guidelines. Chat or rant, adult content, spam, insulting other members I think this is illegal. Harm to minors, violence or threats, harassment or privacy invasion, impersonation or misrepresentation, fraud or phishing, etc.
Additional Details If Needed

Post a comment Author doesn't reply Reply Author doesn't reply Add Photo

Enjoy being online again!