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If you ever laugh so hard your ass actually falls off, shit probably stops being funny real quick.

Duke 8 June 2
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Think of the savings on toilet paper.

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For some people, if their ass fell off, they would no longer be able to think.

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LOL because there is nothing funnier than metaphors taken literally, except maybe the Bible.... The Bible taken literally would not be that funny at all....
My attempt at being dead-pan funny...,

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My ass fell off, but grew back again..

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Good point! Be careful out there people!

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LOL

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I'd laugh if my ass fell off, right before being panicked because I'm losing body parts...

Hahaha! 'Pardon me, can I borrow your ass? I need to sit and think about this.'

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That it probably would, and if that were to occur it wouldn't bother me any...if my posterior fell off my hemorrhoid dilemma would be solved.

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#Maybe the screw has come loose ?

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Well at least @Duke is not taking the piss out of anyone!

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My shit has never been funny

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That's just a load of crap, Duke.

Lol!

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