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Ruin a first date in 4 words

UndeniablyMe 6 June 4
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“I’m probably not contagious.”

“It puts the lotion…”

“Finished in my pants.”

“What’s your name again?”

“Here, keep the change.”

“I need an alibi.”

“I don’t go down.”

“The Viagra isn’t working.”

“Size doesn’t matter, right?”

“What’s your favorite porn?”

Awesome

You, sir, have this mastered!!!

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Finger my dick hole...

Definitely some wrong with this one

@DeltaV Google cock fingering, friend... ick and/or eww...

@HonkyBMcfunky Thank you now I can’t get that image out of my mind forever

@DeltaV Hey, misery loves company! Enjoy the day a

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I'm a Cubs fan.

I like watching baseball/golf/grass

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Does this look infected?!

slm22 Level 4 June 4, 2018

lol

Dude you used mine! 😉 🙂

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Want a Dick Pic?

That's when I hand her a photo of trump.

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Have you found Jesus?

CK-One Level 6 June 4, 2018

Yes. He was standing right behind Waldo.

This wins in my book!

Great lighthearted thread! ?

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~ holding a ventriloquist dummy ~
We think you're beautiful!

tmaaz Level 5 June 4, 2018

Ha ha!

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Do you wear lingerie?

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I'll always love you.

This is why you always scan a place for back exits before settling in.

@BufftonBeotch
I'm sitting here looking at the back exit. Oh, wait, there's a fence.

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'Hi! I like NASCAR.'

I agree so much with that! I hate nascar and the fans are messy as hell. I used to work in a hotel 18 miles from a race track. It was awful.

@Carla78
I apologize for the more apelike part of society. There are times that I think the borders of humanity need to be redefined.

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I voted for trump

I was just about to say that.

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I'm a militant Vegan.

Wouldn't you eat your own camouflage?

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M. A. G. A.

It would be kind of funny to show up on a first date with one of their stupid hat as a joke. ???

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Your mom is hotter!

Alternatively, “Your dad’s was bigger”

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Do you taste rohypnol?

Omg!

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It does look big ....

Ha ha

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The Lord told me...

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So, spit or swallow?

Yeah, I know that’s horrible, but it would end a first date in a single minute.

or start something groovy!!

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I Really Don't Care.

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Meet Raul.

Up pops a ventriloquist dummy

Buenos noche.

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Maybe " do you wanna fuck?"

Then again that may ensure future dates.

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"I'm your biological father"

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I love president Trump

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Man those are huge!

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Can my kids come?

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