I had a dream last night and God told me that "he" directs all users on Agnostic.com to buy me a new car. And not just any car! It has to be a; Rolls Royce. Why is this? Because... I need to spread the word of Jesus, and I can only do this... when I drive past a bus full of sinners.

If they were not sinners, they would not have to take a bus, right? God told me this last part. What a great God, God is. I only want to help the less fortunate. So dig deep.

And my Bentley you bought me is not top of the line. So don't be cheap, any longer!

I know you understand, as this is the word of God. For reference see link Below. To donate all your life savings... call now! 1-800-555-4-Car

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