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Jokes and humor about religion

4 hours ago4h

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Two nuns who worked in a hospital were out driving in the country when they ran out of gas. As they were standing beside their car on the shoulder of the road, a truck approached them. Noticing the nuns in distress, the trucker stopped and offered ...

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General & Hellos

1 day ago1d

Posted by wordywalt

The time and place which changed by life: In August. 1959, I was a 22-year-old kid raised in the cultural desert of the subsistence level rural southern bible belt. I had dropped out of college in my senior year because I had real problems coping ...

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General & Hellos

3 days ago3d

Posted by Triphid

The new routine for Evangeloon to adhere to once released from hospital as per my source, Martin. After being admitted and signing in as a patient/resident of the "halfway house," Evangeloon MUST adhere to the following strictly and with out failure,...

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Health & Happiness

6 days ago6d

Posted by JonnaBononna

I thought I'd share this that my daughter wrote about the Roe decision: Laying here last night thinking about the unraveling rights of women. It got me to thinking about my own life circumstances. Pregnant at 17 the first time, my child's grandma's...

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Politics

1 week ago1w

Posted by hankster

So, I'm guessing what the Supreme Court is saying is that it's OK to take your gun down to the hospital when you're having your baby.

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General & Hellos

1 week ago1w

Posted by Triphid

Aw what a crying shame, NOT. Just had a phone conversation with the Psychiatrist at the local hospital regarding the " Evangelidiot. It seems that unless a living or lives nearby Carer can either volunteer or be found Evangelidiot CANNOT be released ...

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Politics

1 week ago1w

Posted by Druvius

Coming soon to a red state near you: US woman left traumatised after Malta hospital refuses life-saving abortion

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Posts

1 week ago1w

Posted by OldGoat43

CANNABIS IN SCIENCE & HEALTH6/22/2022 Study concluded that "cannabis terpenes, alone or combined with cannabinoids and flavonoids, produced anti-cancer effects in chemotherapy-resistant breast cancer cell lines." LINK: ...

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Politics

1 week ago1w

Posted by snytiger6

LINKBiden administration to reverse Trump-era rules on landmines - The Washington Post

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General & Hellos

1 week ago1w

Posted by Triphid

Was just enjoying a hot fresh cup of tea and reading a very good book when there was a knock on the front door. I got up and answered it only to find the " I'm paying him to be his House-keeper and all around dogs body" at my front door. No Good Day ...

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General & Hellos

2 weeks ago2w

Posted by Triphid

I go out not long ago to feed the birds and get summoned over to the dividing fence by a voice and face that I am unfamiliar with coming from the Evangeloon residence. Now the R.O. on Evangeloon does NOT include visitors, etc, to his abode, only him ...

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Music, Movies & Books

2 weeks ago2w

Posted by JackPedigo

I have a huge interest in WWI. It is the war that has changed everything including facts on the ground today. A new film is out and based on a certain soldier/poet Sigfried Sassoon. “Purity is like virginity, as soon as you touch it, it becomes ...

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Politics

3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Lorajay

I know it would be horrific for families who lost children in the Uvalde School to see pictures of the carnage. I also know anyone that doesn't want more restrictions for gun owners needs to see a picture of that everyday. I'm not just talking about ...

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Legalize Cannabis Nationwide/Worldwide

3 weeks ago3w

Posted by OldGoat43

CANNABIS IN SCIENCE & HEALTH6/10/2022 A study suggested that "cannabis usage is associated with an increased sense of prosociality and prioritization of humanitarian behaviors that declines with time following cannabis ...

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General & Hellos

3 weeks ago3w

Posted by Triphid

Morning of day 4 with the neighbourhood Evangelidiot home. Tuesday afternoon and I get a visit from a counselor from the local hospital Mental Health Department. Kind of on my back foot so to speak UNTIL he mentions that the Psychologists at the ...

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Just for Laughs

4 weeks ago4w

Posted by OldMetalHead

An Arab Sheik was admitted to the hospital for heart surgery, but prior to the surgery, the doctors needed to have some of his blood type stored in case the need arose. As the gentleman had an extremely rare type of blood that couldn't be found ...

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UAPs, UFOs, USOs and 1st Contact

4 weeks ago4w

Posted by racocn8

The first video was noteworthy in that mention was made that UFOs had buzzed nuclear facilities in Canada. UFOs are notorious for surveilling nuclear weapons storage, nuclear launch and nuclear power facilities in the US, but no information comes up ...

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General & Hellos

4 weeks ago4w

Posted by Triphid

Joy of joys, went to my appointment with the Cardiologist yesterday and everything is going great, decided to have a coffee and a snack at the hospital kiosk before heading of back home when along comes the Hospital Psychiatrist and asks could we ...

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Posts

1 month ago1m

Posted by BDair

Factual facts of some interest - While these attacks on free speech are terrifying enough, even worse is the virtually universal control hospital administrators have exercised over the details of medical care in hospitals. These hirelings are now ...

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COVID-19

1 month ago1m

Posted by BDair

COVID Update 'What is the Truth An editorial by Russell L. Blaylock Retired Neurosurgeon, Theoretical Neuroscience Research, LLC, Ridgeland, Mississippi, United States. The COVID-19 pandemic is one of the most manipulated infectious disease events ...

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News & Links

1 month ago1m

Posted by HippieChick58

LINKBison gores Yellowstone visitor, tosses her 10 feet, park officials say

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Progressives, Socialists, and Black Lives Matter

1 month ago1m

Posted by johnnyrobish

Five People Dead at Tulsa Medical Center in the 233rd Mass Shooting This Year NPR reports that at least 5 people, including the shooter, are dead at the St. Francis Medical Center in Tulsa, Oklahoma - in the nation’s 233rd mass shooting of ...

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General & Hellos

1 month ago1m

Posted by Triphid

Well 2 things have come to light since yesterday. The first being that Jenna, the now free from being suckered in by Evangeloon woman, has severed all ties and contacts with the village idiot completely and utterly. And she is so pleased and proud ...

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General & Hellos

1 month ago1m

Posted by Triphid

Bloody Norah, it has just gone from the sublime to the ridiculous and now has become ludicrous to say the very least. Not more than 4 minutes ago I answer the phone and it is the hospital, a nurse asks me " Could you please help Mr. Mathew Payne out ...

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General & Hellos

1 month ago1m

Posted by Triphid

A little bit of an interesting development occurred here yesterday afternoon. When out in to the very cold outside of the house to check the mail and saw someone, definitely NOT Evangeloon UNLESS the treatments he is receiving in hospital have cause ...

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Pro Choice/Abortion Rights

1 month ago1m

Posted by SpikeTalon

Targeted Regulation of Abortion Providers (TRAP) Laws-

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News & Links

1 month ago1m

Posted by HippieChick58

LINKAs cases rise, CDC suggests some should consider masking based on their COVID-19 risk

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Just for Laughs

May 16May 16

Posted by EyesThatSmile

The sum of it for me…

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Just for Laughs

May 14May 14

Posted by St-Sinner

Food from outside tastes different

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Posts

May 10May 10

Posted by OldGoat43

CANNABIS IN SCIENCE & HEALTH5/10/2022 A study of patients with inflammatory bowel disease found that "reported cannabis use increased after legalization," that "cannabis users were less likely to need total parenteral ...

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News & Links

May 9May 9

Posted by SeaGreenEyez

LINKEscaped Alabama murder suspect Casey White is in custody and his prison guard lover is in hospital | Daily Mail Online

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Religion & Spirituality

Apr 29Apr 29

Posted by St-Sinner

Why call ambulance, go to hospital or even ask for medication for that matter. God is all powerful.

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Health & Happiness

Apr 28Apr 28

Posted by LiterateHiker

New study on Omicron immunity. I tested positive for COVID-19.

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COVID CULT

Apr 27Apr 27

Posted by BDair

Narrative 2.0 is spreading to the mainstream. Well, even Dr. Fauci had to admit it: the U.S. is "certainly" out of the "pandemic phase." But much more interesting than Fauci, who will change his mind seven times between now and when I hit the send ...

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Singles/Mingle/Chat

Apr 25Apr 25

Posted by azzow2

Can you believe my son is laughing at me because I am getting dinner ready and dancing because of what I am listing to?

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News & Links

Apr 25Apr 25

Posted by JonnaBononna

LINKFirearms were the leading cause of death in children in 2020, researchers say : NPR

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News & Links

Apr 21Apr 21

Posted by HippieChick58

LINKNew strains of the omicron variant are still evolving

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General & Hellos

Apr 20Apr 20

Posted by Triphid

Oh wonderful, just returned home from going up to the Pharmacists to get a few prescriptions filled and get greeted at my front door on arrival home by the local Police. It seems that early hours of this morning Evangeloon simply got up and walked ...

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Academic (e.g., Science)

Apr 20Apr 20

Posted by HippieChick58

LINKYour Local Epidemiologist Transmission on Planes

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Posts

Apr 20Apr 20

Posted by glennlab

Warning, you are not allowed to be an idiot.

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General & Hellos

Apr 19Apr 19

Posted by Triphid

Just heard from Evangelidiots lady "friend" ( more like imo his bed-partner when requested rather than wanted and loved) that he is now in hospital AGAIN AFTER his drinking binge the other evening and falling in to a drunken sleep in his front yard ...

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WTF

Apr 19Apr 19

Posted by DenoPenno

I was shocked today when I found out that 4 people I knew had died recently. I used to work with Peg and saw her shopping a month ago. Henry used to drive me to work years ago. He died in a nursing home. I drank beer with Corky the fighter in our ...

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Posts

Apr 18Apr 18

Posted by BDair

Reasons the CDC is Right and You Should Get the COVID Vaccine So Many Reasons to Vaccinate, So Little Time Jennifer Margulis Apr 18 - 1. You’d like to get a vulvar aphthous ulcer. I mean, why not? Sure, when these purple/red blisters explode ...

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Cancer Sucks/Cancer Survivors

Apr 18Apr 18

Posted by TheoryNumber3

A shoutout to my amazing doctors, nurses and techs at Northwest Community Hospital !! Thank you all SO much!!

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News & Links

Apr 16Apr 16

Posted by HippieChick58

LINKIt's not over: COVID-19 cases are on the rise again in US

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Just for Laughs

Apr 13Apr 13

Posted by MichelleGar1

My mom had another stroke and was in the hospital again, I need to laugh, hopefully you'll laugh too!

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News & Links

Apr 12Apr 12

Posted by barjoe

LINKNew York Subway Shooting: Five People Shot In Brooklyn With At Least 13 Injured And Taken To Hospital, City's Fire Department Says

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News & Links

Apr 9Apr 9

Posted by snytiger6

LINKMan sets fire to Rash bar in Brooklyn, N.Y. - The Washington Post

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News & Links

Apr 9Apr 9

Posted by snytiger6

LINKBundy Gets Jail After Listing Own Campaign for Court-Ordered Community Service

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News & Links

Apr 8Apr 8

Posted by snytiger6

LINKNigerian court sentences Mubarak Bala to 24 years in prison for "blasphemy"

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Posts

Apr 6Apr 6

Posted by BDair

Let's Follow the Science - 4. - The payload of intramuscular jabs is not limited to the deltoid muscle as we were led to believe in the early days of roll-out The view that antigen-presenting cells from lymph nodes are attracted to the deltoid muscle...

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Music, Movies & Books

Apr 3Apr 3

Posted by Paul4747

Something (maybe my recent hospital appointment) made me think of my old man, and then I thought of this song... which pretty much reflected how I felt at his funeral. I think he'd like to have been buried at sea, insofar as he was able to like ...

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Space

Mar 29Mar 29

Posted by Theresa_N

Space X ceases production of capsules:

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COVID CULT

Mar 28Mar 28

Posted by BDair

What is going on? It seems that the least vaccinated countries are faring much better than the most vaccinated. "The New York Times — of all places — ran a surprising article last week headlined, “Trying to Solve a Covid Mystery: Africa’s ...

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News & Links

Mar 27Mar 27

Posted by redbai

LINKKetanji Brown Jackson's mistreatment by Republicans was allowed by Democrats

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General & Hellos

Mar 26Mar 26

Posted by Triphid

Aw, the " flying, or should say "falling", Faithfool has been released from the hospital and has returned home about 30 + minutes ago. on the back of his, imo, empty or nearly empty skull he now bears a lump that would make an humped ox extremely ...

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General & Hellos

Mar 25Mar 25

Posted by Triphid

Oh some people are truly dumb imo. Jesus Jockey, Evangelist got his electricity reconnected yesterday at last and this morning decided to " boost" the output from his roof-top panels by, get this, cleaning them DESPITE manufacture Warnings NOT to do...

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Health & Happiness

Mar 25Mar 25

Posted by LiterateHiker

The Era of the Too-Bright Headlight Is (Slowly) Coming to an End

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News & Links

Mar 24Mar 24

Posted by JackPedigo

Just learned (from FFRF) of a new media by and for heathens like us.

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News & Links

Mar 24Mar 24

Posted by Organist1

Where's Clarence Thomas? -Still in the hospital, and no updates given...

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Politics

Mar 23Mar 23

Posted by Lorajay

Justice Clarence Thomas is spending his fifth day in the hospital for an unknown infection. It's very unusual for anyone to spend 5 days in the hospital anymore. Dare we hope for the best outcome for our country?

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Posts

Mar 21Mar 21

Posted by Killtheskyfairy

Taken at the slimming angle…

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News & Links

Mar 21Mar 21

Posted by Ryo1

David Beckham hands Instagram account to Ukrainian doctor in Kharkiv Unicef ambassador’s 71.5m followers shown tenacious perinatal work with pregnant women and newborns in besieged city Iryna is the regional head of the perinatal centre in ...

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News & Links

Mar 20Mar 20

Posted by HippieChick58

LINKJustice Clarence Thomas hospitalized with infection, Supreme Court says

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Posts

Mar 19Mar 19

Posted by Lilac-JadeCanada

Mike and John were talking about their coworker, Dan. Mike: What happened to Dan today? He didn’t show up to work this morning. John: Oh, Dan’s in the hospital getting treatment for a few broken bones. Mike: What happened? I saw him dancing ...

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Political Posts, Articles and Memes

Mar 17Mar 17

Posted by FvckY0u

A lovely person who is no longer around or if you prefer a piece of shit that's thankfully a dead piece of shit. Muammar Gaddafi Interviewed Just Before Libyan Revolution

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News & Links

Mar 17Mar 17

Posted by snytiger6

LINKIdaho hospital locks down amid far-right protest | TheHill

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General & Hellos

Mar 17Mar 17

Posted by nogod4me

A City Under Siege We give you a rare dispatch from Mariupol, Ukraine. "Mariupol — in southeastern Ukraine, near the Russian border — has been under siege for more than two weeks. It is the city where Russia last week bombed a...

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Health & Happiness

Mar 17Mar 17

Posted by Triphid

Well I might be a wee on the tired and weary side atm, but today was a good day and went well. Had a 9.00 am appointment at the Hospital for Physiotherapy, got a surprise because things, recovery wise are going better than the Therapist expected, ...

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News & Links

Mar 16Mar 16

Posted by snytiger6

LINKRussian Troops Take 500 Hostage At Mariupol Hospital, Says Ukraine | HuffPost Latest News

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Politics

Mar 16Mar 16

Posted by snytiger6

LINKGeorgia lawmakers follow Florida to advance Republican-backed bill to police elections | Reuters

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Just for Laughs

Mar 16Mar 16

Posted by Moravian

A little boy was born without any eyelids …. The doctor at the maternity hospital said “don’t worry Hymie when he’s circumcised we can use the skin to give your boy grafts & construct eyelids”…. “Won’t that make him cock eyed!?” ...

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General & Hellos

Mar 16Mar 16

Posted by SpikeTalon

Late last evening I shared a link to an article on another site I'm active on, it was about how the Russian Military is currently occupying an intensive care hospital in Mariupol and holding patients and staff hostage, a truly horrible scenario. This...

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General & Hellos

Mar 15Mar 15

Posted by FearlessFly

Do you (still) use Kaspersky antivirus software ?

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General & Hellos

Mar 14Mar 14

Posted by SpikeTalon

If you know any elderly individual who has difficulty with their mobility, might be a good idea to suggest to them getting a cane or a walker. Came home from work today to find my one neighbor bent over behind his car looking like he was talking to ...

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News & Links

Mar 14Mar 14

Posted by barjoe

LINKUkraine War: Pregnant Woman Pictured Being Evacuated From bombed Mariupol hospital Dies With Baby | World News | Sky News

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Just for Laughs

Mar 14Mar 14

Posted by MaryChristmas

Whale oil beef hooked.

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General & Hellos

Mar 11Mar 11

Posted by SnowyOwl

I'm reminded of what a friend wrote in my high school year book - 'BE BOLD - TAKE CHANCES!' Jeff and his girlfriend decided to head out West for work after graduation and being bold, Jeff drove at night and ran smack into the side of a bull moose ...

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Libertarians Worldwide

Mar 10Mar 10

Posted by SpikeTalon

Just got done arguing with a Putin apologist, and he claimed that to date no video evidence exists of the Russian Military shelling Ukrainian cities, and when I provided an example that contradicted his statement he turned around and said it was fake...

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Music Fans

Mar 10Mar 10

Posted by Marionville

Good morning….yesterday a new low in Putin’s war on Ukraine - a deadly attack on a maternity and children’s hospital. For the survivors and refugees more terror and anguish…..Lean On Me. - Bill Withers 🇺🇦🌻🌻🌻

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Libertarians Worldwide

Mar 10Mar 10

Posted by SpikeTalon

The Russian army bombed and/or shelled a maternity hospital in the southern port city of Mariupol on Wednesday, according to Ukrainian government reports. Ukrainian authorities also provided video and photos as evidence. If confirmed, this will mark...

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News & Links

Mar 8Mar 8

Posted by snytiger6

LINKTexas Children's Hospital halts hormone therapies for transgender children in response to governor and AG's recent actions - CNN

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General & Hellos

Mar 7Mar 7

Posted by Pralina1

Mary F , or as we called her for years , “ motherf “. I ve met Mary F in Tampa on 2000 Interviewed for the job w her , and she did not hired me . Told me to go work on my delivery , and give her better reasons of y I want to be at trauma team ...

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General & Hellos

Mar 6Mar 6

Posted by Triphid

Well, had to take some paperwork up to the hospital OR get it up there somehow. Decided to take it myself, so got showered, etc, donned my :going out clothes" as I call them and took them up myself via Taxi from a firm locally owned and operated by ...

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Code Monkeys

Mar 5Mar 5

Posted by towkneed

Dear user, I admit there are lots of bugs and design flaws. And sometimes you are right, the software or system is broken. But that assumption that you always jump to when things don't work the way you expect - that it's a bug or that something is...

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Posts

Mar 3Mar 3

Posted by OldGoat43

CANNABIS BUSINESS3/3/2022 GW Pharmaceuticals and Canopy Growth Corporation agreed in a joint court filing that Canopy can’t win its cannabis extraction patent infringement case under a federal judge's interpretation of the ...

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Politics

Mar 3Mar 3

Posted by ChurchLess

MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—After placing strict bans on journalists’ coverage of Russia’s war against Ukraine, Vladimir Putin clarified that any ban on journalists did not include Tucker Carlson. “When it was reported that I was limiting ...

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Posts

Mar 2Mar 2

Posted by OldGoat43

INTERNATIONAL CANNABIS NEWS3/2/2022 Argentine President Alberto Fernández said "the development of cannabis for medicinal use and industrial hemp will allow us to generate 10,000 jobs." LINK; ...

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50s +

Feb 26Feb 26

Posted by tinkercreek

It's good to listen

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News & Links

Feb 25Feb 25

Posted by snytiger6

LINKA VA hospital's Christian display may soon have a secular alternative

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Just for Laughs

Feb 24Feb 24

Posted by jeshuey

Must be a FL hospital.

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General & Hellos

Feb 24Feb 24

Posted by Triphid

Well, I got the biggest shock and surprise of my life yesterday evening. About 7.30 pm comes a knock on my door, can't move as fast as usual these days thanx to this annoying slight to moderate CVA. I open the door and there, standing in front of me ...

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Widow(er)/life partner/significant other

Feb 24Feb 24

Posted by Redheadedgammy

please welcome new member openmind 121 to the group.

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Just for Laughs

Feb 24Feb 24

Posted by MaryChristmas

Penis Surgery A man wakes up in the hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the freeway. You're going to be ...

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Posts

Feb 23Feb 23

Posted by MaryChristmas

Why is that?

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Just for Laughs

Feb 22Feb 22

Posted by ASTRALMAX

THE MEANING OF EVERYTHING A woman about to undergo surgery receives a premed to relax her. Two hospital workers arrive to wheel her on a trolley to the operating theatre. Outside the ante-roomt to the operating theatre, a nurse takes over and tells...

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News & Links

Feb 22Feb 22

Posted by snytiger6

LINKTeen accused of repeatedly hitting victim with pipe wrench in alleged anti-gay attack

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COVID-19

Feb 21Feb 21

Posted by kmaz

This doctor's comment made some sense to me. The thing is I see some opinions of those who choose not to get vaccinated as though it's only a personal decision. However, if it does turn out to be correct that what we need to go for is herd ...

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