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Nov 16, 2022Nov 2022

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Trump Announces His 2024 Candidacy for ‘President for Life’ Former president Donald Trump announced he will run again for president in 2024 during a rather low-key speech at his Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Fla. The twice-impeached ...
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Nov 13, 2022Nov 2022

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Trump Mocks Virginia Gov. Youngkin’s Last Name - Claiming ‘It Sounds Chinese’ In a rant on his social media platform “Truth Social” just after the recent mid-terms, former president Donald Trump took aim at Virginia's governor Glenn ...
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Nov 12, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Newly Reelected Gov. Kevin Stitt Prays 'God Will Have His Way With Oklahoma' After winning reelection, Gov. Kevin Stitt of Oklahoma stepped out of the statehouse to say a rather bizarre prayer, which went “Father, we just claim Oklahoma for ...
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Nov 11, 2022Nov 2022

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Judge Jeanine Pirro Confused About Why People Voted for Women’s Rights and Democracy In her post-mid-term election analysis on the big “Red Wave” that never was, Fox News host Judge Jeanine Pirro complained “What is most disturbing - is ...
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Nov 8, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Tyson Foods CFO Arrested After Being Found Drunk and Passed Out in Strange House John R. Tyson, the 32-year-old heir, and chief financial officer of Tyson Foods, has been arrested after being found disrobed, reeking of alcohol, and sleeping in a...
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Nov 8, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Tyson Foods CFO Arrested After Being Found Drunk and Passed Out in Strange House John R. Tyson, the 32-year-old heir, and chief financial officer of Tyson Foods, has been arrested after being found disrobed, reeking of alcohol, and sleeping in a...
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Nov 6, 2022Nov 2022

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Mississippi River at Historically Low Levels - Strangling Commerce It’s being reported that historically low water levels in the Mississippi River have caused at least 25 separate closures to traffic since October 11th. Each stoppage is ...
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Nov 3, 2022Nov 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Republican US Senate Candidate Won’t Back Down on Claims of Classroom Litter Boxes During an interview with Ryan Nobles of NBC News, New Hampshire MAGA Republican candidate for US Senate Don Bolduc insisted that schools in his state have put ...
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Nov 2, 2022Nov 2022

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Tweets Anger Over Big Tech’s Blackout of Brazil’s Social Unrest After it became apparent that Trump-endorsed extreme right-wing Brazilian President Jair Bolsonaro would lose a hotly contested runoff election, Marjorie ...
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Oct 27, 2022Oct 2022

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Christian MAGA Pastor Claims Democrats Secretly Boiling and Eating School Children After declaring “I don’t want no pervert, and I don’t want no pedophile in my school,” radical MAGA Nebraska Christian Nationalist pastor and ...
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Oct 22, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Documents at Mar-a-Lago Held Highly Classified Secrets on Iran and China The Washington Post reports that former President Donald J. Trump had some of the most “highly sensitive classified information in the world” stashed away at his ...
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Oct 21, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
British Prime Minister Liz Truss Resigns After Only Six Weeks in Office British Prime Minister Liz Truss has been forced to resign after just six weeks in office. Her downfall came after she announced enormous tax cuts for the wealthy without ...
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Oct 19, 2022Oct 2022

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Steve Bannon Gloats ‘Christian Nationalism will Destroy the Democrat Party’ Not trying to hide his contempt for democracy and opposing viewpoints, soon-to-be-jailed MAGA rabble-rouser Steve Bannon spoke to a radical Catholic Christian ...
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Oct 15, 2022Oct 2022

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Fox News Guest Implies Black People Hardwired for Reefer Addiction Joltin’ Joe Biden’s recent announcement that he intends to pardon everyone with a federal conviction for smoking or possessing marijuana, has been throwing Republicans into a...
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Oct 13, 2022Oct 2022

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Calls Alex Jones’ Sandy Hook Awards ‘Attack on Free Speech’ After a Sandy Hook jury announced a nearly $1 billion award against InfoWars’ Alex Jones in a civil trial in Connecticut, Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene ...
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Oct 11, 2022Oct 2022

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Kanye West’s Antisemitic Posts Hailed as ‘Free Speech’ by Republicans Instagram has locked the account of rapper Ye (formerly Kanye West), after he suggested fellow musician Sean “Diddy” Combs was “controlled by Jewish people.” ...
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Oct 7, 2022Oct 2022

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Biden Offers Mass Pardon for Folks Convicted of Marijuana Possession The Washington Post reports that President Biden has just announced major steps toward decriminalizing marijuana possession, offering mass pardons for anyone convicted of a ...
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Oct 5, 2022Oct 2022

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Marjorie Taylor Greene Claims Pete Buttigieg Emasculating Driving With Electric Cars During a segment on Neil Cavuto’s Fox News program, US Transportation Secretary Pete Buttigieg was told by the host that Marjorie Taylor Greene is claiming ...
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Progressives, Socialists, and Black Lives Matter
Oct 4, 2022Oct 2022

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Gubernatorial Candidate Mastriano Would Outlaw ‘Pole Dancing’ In Pennsylvania Schools At a recent campaign event, Trump-backed Pennsylvania Republican gubernatorial candidate Doug Mastriano told a wildly enthusiastic crowd that after he is ...
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Oct 1, 2022Oct 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Retired Gen. Michael Flynn Predicting Governors Will Declare War on the US Speaking at a rally for far-right “election denying” Arizona Secretary of State candidate Mark Finchum, retired Army three-star general, Trump National Security ...
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Progressives, Socialists, and Black Lives Matter
Sep 29, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Trump Wanted To Send Murderers and Rapists to Cities Democrats Controlled Former Department of Homeland Security official Miles Taylor told “Rolling Stone” that former President Donald Trump wanted to "punish" his political opponents in ...
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Sep 25, 2022Sep 2022

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Arizona Judge Reinstates Civil War Era Abortion Ban In an extremely controversial move, Arizona Pima County Superior Court Judge Kellie Johnson has lifted a 50-year-old injunction on an 1864 civil war-era state law that had been in place before...
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Sep 23, 2022Sep 2022

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Republican Senator Says God Sent Rain to Oklahoma as Payment for Anti-Abortion Laws In a recent interview, US Senator James Lankford (R-OK) told Christian Nationalist Tony Perkins from the Family Research Council about how they were experiencing...
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Sep 22, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Trump Tells Hannity He Can Declassify Secret Documents With Just His Mind During a recent interview on Fox News with Sean Hannity, former president Donald Trump tried to defend stashing extremely sensitive classified documents at his Mar-a-Lago ...
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Just for Laughs
Sep 20, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Beyond Meat COO Arrested After Biting Off the Tip of a Man’s Nose Plant-based meat substitute producer Beyond Meat’s Chief Operating Officer Doug Ramsey has been arrested in Fayetteville, Arkansas, on charges of terroristic threatening and ...
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Sep 18, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Rep. Matt Gaetz Sought Preemptive Trump Pardon on Sex Trafficking Probe Donald Trump’s former bodyguard and later Director of the White House Presidential Personnel Office John McEntee - told the House Select Committee investigating the ...
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Sep 12, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Sen. Ron Johnson Attacks Social Security - Says Seniors Need to Go Back to Work MAGA Sen. Ron Johnson (R-WI) is certainly no stranger to controversy, claiming the Jan 6th rioters were actually “provocateurs” impersonating Trump supporters, ...
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Sep 9, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Trump Threatens to Sue Fox News and The Lincoln Project Over TV Ad Former President Donald Trump says he will sue both “Fox News” and “The Lincoln Project” over an ad The Lincoln Project ran on Fox News, which described Trump’s ...
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Sep 6, 2022Sep 2022

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Marco Rubio Considers Documents at Mar-a-Lago Simply a ‘Storage Issue’ In a recent interview with “National Zero,” Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla) claimed that the DOJ and FBI are making a big deal out of nothing, and that any issues with the ...
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Sep 4, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Trump Claims He’s ‘Financially Supporting’ Jan 6th Defendants During an interview on the Wendy Bell Podcast, Donald Trump claimed he recently met with Jan 6’ers and is actually “financially supporting” some of them. He then said if ...
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Sep 2, 2022Sep 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Biden Goes ‘Dark Brandon’ - Says MAGA Republicans a Threat to Democracy In a prime-time address outside Independence Hall in Philadelphia, President Joe Biden warned that Americans can no longer afford to pretend that democracy isn't under ...
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Aug 31, 2022Aug 2022

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Don Jr.’s Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle Angry Lazy Folks Getting Tuition Help During a Newsmax interview, Donald Trump Jr.’s girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle decried Biden’s student loan forgiveness as a “communist” plot, arguing ...
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Liberal/Progressive Party
Aug 31, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Don Jr.’s Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle Angry Lazy Folks Getting Tuition Help During a Newsmax interview, Donald Trump Jr.’s girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle decried Biden’s student loan forgiveness as a “communist” plot, arguing ...
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Liberal/Progressive Party
Aug 30, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Republican Heads Spinning As Biden Calls MAGA Thugs ‘Semi-Fascist’ Prominent Republicans like Ted Cruz and others are acting completely shocked and angry after President Biden referred to Trump’s private cadre of MAGA insurrectionists as...
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Aug 28, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Trump’s ‘Truth Social’ Facing Grave Financial Issues Former president Donald Trump’s “Truth Social” website is in serious financial difficulty as its traffic is dwindling and the company scheduled to acquire it expresses fear that ...
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Liberal/Progressive Party
Aug 28, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Trump’s ‘Truth Social’ Facing Grave Financial Issues Former president Donald Trump’s “Truth Social” website is in serious financial difficulty as its traffic is dwindling and the company scheduled to acquire it expresses fear that ...
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Aug 26, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Republicans Who Had PPP Loans Forgiven - Furious Over Student Debt Forgiveness Republicans such as Marjorie Taylor Greene, Lauren Boebert, Tucker Carlson, Matt Gaetz, and Vern Buchanan are expressing outrage over President Joe Biden’s student ...
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Aug 24, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Dr. Oz Campaign Blames His Opponent's Stroke on Poor Diet The Dr. Oz Campaign has been on the receiving end of tons of mockery over a campaign video in which the doctor blamed the high price of “crudités” on Joe Biden, and then managed to ...
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Progressives, Socialists, and Black Lives Matter
Aug 24, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Dr. Oz Campaign Blames His Opponent's Stroke on Poor Diet The Dr. Oz Campaign has been on the receiving end of tons of mockery over a campaign video in which the doctor blamed the high price of “crudités” on Joe Biden, and then managed to ...
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Progressives, Socialists, and Black Lives Matter
Aug 22, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Republican Candidates Panicking as Millions Missing from GOP Senate Campaign Coffers Republican Senate hopefuls are getting crushed over the airwaves, as the National Republican Senatorial Committee’s campaign fund is quickly pulling ads and ...
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Aug 21, 2022Aug 2022

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Kari Lake Endorses Oklahoma Republican Who Claims ‘Jews’ are Evil Kari Lake, MAGA election denier and winner of the Republican primary for governor of Arizona, has stirred up quite a bit of controversy after she endorsed Oklahoma legislator ...
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Aug 19, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Alex Jones Dumping Trump for Ron DeSantis in 2024 Presidential Race InfoWars host and conspiracy theorist Alex Jones has decided to suspend his long-time support for former president Donald Trump, and is now backing Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis in ...
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Progressives, Socialists, and Black Lives Matter
Aug 17, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Boston Children's Hospital Staff Under Death Threats Over Child Transgender Rumors NBC News is reporting that Boston Children's Hospital has been forced to issue a warning to its employees to be on guard for their personal safety due to a large ...
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Aug 15, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Former Trump Press Secretary’s Sister Launching Dating App for MAGAs Former Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany's sister Ryann McEnany announced in a video on Twitter that she will soon be launching a new dating app, exclusively for MAGA ...
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Aug 13, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Marjorie Taylor Greene Files Articles of Impeachment Against Merrick Garland While reiterating her claim that the Democrat Party not only stole the 2020 election, but also has been continuously attacking President Trump for a full six years ...
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Aug 12, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
FBI Searched Mar-a-Lago Looking for Classified Nuclear Weapons Documents The Washington Post reports explosive new information has been disclosed, indicating "Classified documents relating to nuclear weapons were among the items FBI agents ...
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Aug 10, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Simmering Threats of Violence Dominate GOP Circles Over FBI Mar-a-Lago ‘Raid’ Right-wing agitators with millions of followers have long insisted the time will soon arrive when violence will not only be necessary, but also be one’s ...
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Aug 8, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Marjorie Taylor Greene Says No One Can Convince Her Jan 6th Rioters Weren’t Antifa US Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga) went on Mike Lindell’s “Lindell TV” channel to describe how when she saw all those rioters in the Capitol Jan 6th, ...
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Aug 7, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Michigan Town Votes to Defund Local Library Over LGBTQ Books Residents of Jamestown Township in Michigan overwhelmingly voted down a ballot measure to fund their local library, after Christian Nationalists frightened residents by warning the ...
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Aug 6, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Republicans Cheer on Hungary’s Fascist Leader Orban at Dallas CPAC Conference Prime Minister Viktor Orban, Hungary’s fascist leader who recently complained about Europeans having babies with people of other races, saying we don't want ...
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Liberal/Progressive Party
Aug 6, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Republicans Cheer on Hungary’s Fascist Leader Orban at Dallas CPAC Conference Prime Minister Viktor Orban, Hungary’s fascist leader who recently complained about Europeans having babies with people of other races, saying we don't want to...
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Progressives, Socialists, and Black Lives Matter
Aug 5, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Republican Sen. Ron Johnson Pushing Dismantling Social Security and Medicare Multi-millionaire and MAGA Republican Sen. Ron Johnson of Wisconsin, is calling for making both Social Security and Medicare “discretionary programs.” This ...
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Aug 2, 2022Aug 2022

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Lauren Boebert Claims Taking Away AR-15s Will Cause Americans to Eat Their Dogs Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) told host Sebastian Gorka during a recent Newsmax interview, that if the Democrat Party is allowed to take away all your “AR-15s and ...
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Progressives, Socialists, and Black Lives Matter
Aug 2, 2022Aug 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Lauren Boebert Claims Taking Away AR-15s Will Cause Americans to Eat Their Dogs Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) told host Sebastian Gorka during a recent Newsmax interview, that if the Democrat Party is allowed to take away all your “AR-15s and ...
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Jul 31, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Hot Mic Captures Matt Gaetz Assuring Roger Stone of Presidential Pardon The Washington Post reports that during an October 2019 event at a Trump property, a hot mic video caught Matt Gaetz telling Roger Stone he'd likely be found guilty of the ...
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Jul 26, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Lauren Boebert Claims House Same-Sex Marriage Bill 'Undermined Masculinity’ Colorado Rep. Lauren Boebert went on Charlie Kirk’s podcast during the recent ultra-right Turning Point USA’s Student Action Summit, to claim that the same-sex ...
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Jul 25, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Russian Chess-Playing Robot Breaks 7-Year-Old Opponent’s Finger A chess-playing robot in Russia created quite a controversy while playing a 7-year-old opponent, a child who is one of the top youth chess competitors in Moscow. The computer ...
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Liberal/Progressive Party
Jul 25, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Russian Chess-Playing Robot Breaks 7-Year-Old Opponent’s Finger A chess-playing robot in Russia created quite a controversy while playing a 7-year-old opponent, a child who is one of the top youth chess competitors in Moscow. The computer ...
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Liberal/Progressive Party
Jul 24, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Matt Gaetz Implies Pro-Choice Women Too Ugly to Get Pregnant The Huffington Post reports Matt Gaetz (R-Fla) recently spoke at the ultra-conservative Turning Point USA’s Student Action Summit in Tampa, and got huge laughs and applause from the ...
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Progressives, Socialists, and Black Lives Matter
Jul 22, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Melania Too Busy Fulfilling First Lady Duties to Be Aware of Jan 6th Violence In a recent interview with Fox News, former First Lady Melania Trump claimed that during the January 6th Capitol insurrection, she was completely unaware of the ...
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Liberal/Progressive Party
Jul 22, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Melania Too Busy Fulfilling First Lady Duties to Be Aware of Jan 6th Violence In a recent interview with Fox News, former First Lady Melania Trump claimed that during the January 6th Capitol insurrection, she was completely unaware of the ...
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Jul 20, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Lauren Boebert Doesn’t Want Dr. Fauci to Retire - She Wants Him Jailed! The government’s top infectious disease expert Dr. Anthony Fauci told CNN he plans to retire by the end of President Joe Biden’s current term. This led Republicans ...
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Progressives, Socialists, and Black Lives Matter
Jul 18, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Indiana Mall Shooting Leaves Three Dead and Two Wounded Three people are dead and two wounded after a gunman opened fire at a Greenwood, Indiana shopping mall, in yet another mass shooting that occurred less than three weeks after Indiana ...
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Progressives, Socialists, and Black Lives Matter
Jul 16, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
County Republicans Delete Facebook Page After Blaming ‘Jewish Junta’ for Biden’s ATF Pick The entire Bracken County Kentucky Republican Party Facebook page had been deleted after complaints about one of their posts warning citizens that "A...
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Liberal/Progressive Party
Jul 15, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Donald Trump Already Fundraising Off Ivana Trump's Death As New York City police investigate the circumstances under which Ivana Trump was found dead at the bottom of a flight of stairs, Donald Trump is already busy fundraising off his ...
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Progressives, Socialists, and Black Lives Matter
Jul 15, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Donald Trump Already Fundraising Off Ivana Trump's Death As New York City police investigate the circumstances under which Ivana Trump was found dead at the bottom of a flight of stairs, Donald Trump is already busy fundraising off his ...
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Jul 14, 2022Jul 2022

Posted by johnnyrobish
Newsmax Host Claims Trump ‘Accidentally’ Butt-Dialed Jan 6th Witness At the close of the Jan. 6th hearings for Tuesday, Rep. Liz Cheney unleashed “yet another bombshell” when she revealed that former President Donald Trump tried to phone...
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