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Godless Vagina

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Keep your rosaries off others ovaries

GreenAtheist Level 7 Jan 5, 2018
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I'm gonna make this a meme: Keep your rosaries off my ovaries! Genius. Thank you!

Totally fab.

T-Shirts should be made.

@Paul628 I wear my t-shirt carry my sign and shout down the screaming tampon terrorists at abortion clinics

I have some old rosaries still from when I was a good, churchgoing kid. Perhaps I could repurpose them as "love beads." smile007.gif

where there's an opportunity there is an opportunist. I hate the word vagina and penis

@LeighShelton I do not understand hatred of anatomy 101

@LeighShelton are u a fig leaf fan ?

@greenashiestI just don't like the names is all.i prefer pussy it rolls off the tongue better.

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@Paul628 my one of a kind shirt is fading from 2006

@GreenAtheist I used to pull over for abortion protest and enter the crowd. I adopted a child and my sister has adopted two kids. So I ask the members why they the baby to be born, and then ask them how much they donate to the forced birth children, the typical answer was I am here aren't I I then push a notepad asking them to sign up for a monthly donation and then I am usually busted by that point.

@LeighShelton Literally? Eewwww.

so what words do you choose for nether regions @Countrywoman? i guess ya lights out missionary girl then lol.

@EMC2 defrauding the frauds ?

@LeighShelton anatomically correct words do not imply prudery nor intimacy. ...pet words for lovers body parts should not be posted here unless you are bucking for porn editor @ Penthouse Magazine

or there's freedom of speech mate. can't imagine your actual angle on this but I can guess you old letch. I call things what I want.

I'll toast to that! @Paul628

@Paul628 Totally agree....There might be, I haven't checked.....yet

@resserts LMAO

Oh!! This is a good one for a t-shirt.

@Paul628 If you do make T shirts you might like to put the apostrophe in after the word others - sorry to be a pedant, just born that way smile001.gif

Brilliant.

@resserts RE the Love beads... Great concept... get some of those big ones the priests wear...."Stop when you hit the cross!"

@resserts I like the way you think

@resserts ha ha

@Redcupcoffee every sperm is sacred every sperm is great if a sperm is WASTED gawd GETS QUITE IRATE

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Sigh... if was only about your vagina or religion: I don't want any laws governing any part of my body.

What I put into it and what I comes out of it should be no bodies business as long as my input and output aren't harming anyone else.

TheMiddleWay Level 8 Jan 5, 2018
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@SilverDollarJedi

This philosophy also applies to assisted suicide. If I want to leave this mortal shell behind for any reason, who is anyone else to say I shouldn't?

@SilverDollarJedi But the raising of children falls under the "not harming others" clause. Raising them badly is definitely harming them. Problem is who gets to define "badly"?

@SilverDollarJedi Sounds a lot like Sam Harris's scientific morality. We now have, or are rapidly developing tools which will allow us to better define what is good for us. With luck they'll be able to do this for individuals, not just populations. It'll never be perfect, but it's way better than trying to guess based on inherited hatreds from the bronze age.

As the great Taj Mahal once said:
Champagne don't drive me crazy
Cocaine don't make me lazy
Ain't nobody's business but my own

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I don't understand why people don't get that. It bothers me every time I hear about attacks on Planned Parenthood, abortion rights, contraception morality, and just general shaming. The subject of vaginas is so taboo and lawmakers think they have the right to monitor and punish what you do with it. Mostly men that do it as well. A subject definitely worth screaming out loud about.

Levi_Hinton Level 6 Jan 5, 2018
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@Levi Hinton Down under in Australia the vernacular for vagina has many meanings. It is frequently used as a term of endearment amongst heterosexual male colleagues. It is frequently used disparagingly against men, women and LGBTI. So you old c#nt keep up the good screaming. smile001.gif

@FrayedBear, here in the U.S. my most sexist friend is also Australian. Trying to mentally separate his deliberate misogyny from his more culturally casual use of that word is as difficult as trying to separate Judaism from Zionism.

@josh_karpf Are you saying that you have a problem with the vernacular c#nt? I believe that the word has been around for nearly 800 years in the written language as vernacular for the female sex orifice and less than 200 years for derogatory purposes. The word's usage is much the same in Britain and New Zealand as in Australia. That America has chosen to be prurient is its loss and perhaps an inability to grasp reality whilst adopting snowflake beliefs of similar magnitude to flat earth and creationism? I'm sure that your Australian mate will be able to enlighten you unless he favours coats like the attached photo of a recent Paris fashion garment favoured by knuckle shufflers.

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@FrayedBear herein the US we’ve given up saying the N word, too, for the most part, and I think for the better

@josh_karpf Nutter is used all the time down here. The current profiling generalisation and reality is 'South Sudanese'.
'Mediterranean, 'Vietnamese' and 'Asian' currently being out of favour. Xenophobia has existed for millennia and was applied to anyone coming from outside of 'our' hunting territory irrespective of skin colour.

and we have all been there literally

Not in private company at the USPS@josh_karpf

Dear @FrayedBear , People , men mostly , have chosen to make practically every part of being female , some kind of insult . The coach on the boys. team , saying "You throw like a girl , bitch , stupid cunt , whore , fucker , screw " etc . Then you expect women to be loving , compliant , ready to have sex with you at the drop of your pants , and you will treat them as they are all prostitutes , except , you would pay a prostitute , but won't even pay for a meal for a woman , who puts herself at great risk being with you . Not exactly the way to make friends and influence people .

@Cast1es the vernacular words for Male genitalia are also commonly used derogatively. Methinks that your grandmother didn't teach you that "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will only hurt me if I let them". When girls learn to throw like boys and women take over coaching the teams perhaps the terminology will change. The sad fact is that the obscene graffiti in women's public toilets is far worse than that in men's toilets. Equally the infections you claim are spread by men were usually obtained from a woman . I can hear an elephant trumping in the room!
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@FrayedBear I've only very rarely been in men's rooms , and then only because the Agency facilities I was working at , didn't have a ladies room , and frankly , I have NEVER seen ANY ladies room so very foul , as those restrooms . . With the issue of the LGBT using ladies rooms , one of the frequent complaints , was the routinely poor level of cleanliness that was not wanted to be spread to the women's rooms , and this isn't just about the sanitation concerns . Although I do know that there are young men in the prostitution business , I think I can safely say that the majority of prostitutes are female , but that a large majority of those are controlled by pimps , who are more interested in collecting as much money as they can get out of their ,"properties," than they are in controlling infectious diseases . But perhaps you have more direct knowledge than I on this topic ?

@Cast1es Fortunately @Cast1es I'm harping back to hygiene department co-workers anecdote of 50 years ago cleaning public toilets in London not corporate restrooms.

@Cast1es And not all prostitutes are controlled by pimps nor is all disease spread by prostitutes. Although now a few years old the following report which I will repost has interesting statistics showing that Dutch prostitutes had lower infection rates than the Gen pop. [reuters.com]

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@FrayedBear Damn Dude, you're a brave one ehh? "When the Himalayan peasent meets the he-bear in his pride, he shouts to scare the monster who will often turn aside. But the she-bear thus accosted rends the peasent tooth and nail. For the female of the species is more deadly than the male" -- Kipling. smile007.gif smile009.gif

@NewtoFlorida A wonderful poem but stop not. From your first quoted verse it only gets better!

9 When the early Jesuit fatherspreached to Hurons and Choctaws,
10 They prayed to be delivered from the vengeance of the squaws.
11 'Twas the women, not the warriors, turned those stark enthusiasts pale.
12 For the female of the species is more deadly than the male.

13 Man's timid heart is bursting with the things he must not say,
14 For the Woman that God gave him isn't his to give away;
15 But when hunter meets with husbands, each confirms the other's tale --
16 The female of the species is more deadly than the male.

17 Man, a bear in most relations -- worm and savage otherwise, --
18 Man propounds negotiations, Man accepts the compromise.
19 Very rarely will he squarely push the logic of a fact
20 To its ultimate conclusion in unmitigated act.

21 Fear, or foolishness, impels him, ere he lay the wicked low,
22 To concede some form of trial even to his fiercest foe.
23 Mirth obscene diverts his anger --- Doubt and Pity oft perplex
24 Him in dealing with an issue -- to the scandal of The Sex!

25 But the Woman that God gave him, every fibre of her frame
26 Proves her launched for one sole issue, armed and engined for the same,
27 And to serve that single issue, lest the generations fail,
28 The female of the species must be deadlier than the male.

29 She who faces Death by torture for each life beneath her breast
30 May not deal in doubt or pity -- must not swerve for fact or jest.
31 These be purely male diversions -- not in these her honour dwells.
32 She the Other Law we live by, is that Law and nothing else.

33 She can bring no more to living than the powers that make her great
34 As the Mother of the Infant and the Mistress of the Mate.
35 And when Babe and Man are lacking and she strides unchained to claim
36 Her right as femme (and baron), her equipment is the same.

37 She is wedded to convictions -- in default of grosser ties;
38 Her contentions are her children, Heaven help him who denies! --
39 He will meet no suave discussion, but the instant, white-hot, wild,
40 Wakened female of the species warring as for spouse and child.

41 Unprovoked and awful charges -- even so the she-bear fights,
42 Speech that drips, corrodes, and poisons -- even so the cobra bites,
43 Scientific vivisection of one nerve till it is raw
44 And the victim writhes in anguish -- like the Jesuit with the squaw!

45 So it cames that Man, the coward, when he gathers to confer
46 With his fellow-braves in council, dare not leave a place for her
47 Where, at war with Life and Conscience, he uplifts his erring hands
48 To some God of Abstract Justice -- which no woman understands.

49 And Man knows it! Knows, moreover, that the Woman that God gave him
50 Must command but may not govern -- shall enthral but not enslave him.
51 And She knows, because She warns him, and Her instincts never fail,
52 That the Female of Her Species is more deadly than the Male.
Rudyard Kipling 1911
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@FrayedBear Aye, was just pointing out that you're playing with fire mate. Looks like Nag the basking cobra didn't make the cut with both of our post. Cheers! smile009.gif

@Cast1es Regardless of where this thread meandered, your original point has merit. I do wonder why for example, a man wants pussy, ie"good thing" yet will call someone a pussy when they're perceived as weak, or whatever, ie"bad thing". So yeah, that logic evades my understanding ...what's up with all that...

@FrayedBear I, for one old cunt, embrace the term. Kipling? Really? As poetry maybe. One governs by prose.

@Freespirit64 Pete Seeger caught it a long time ago and wrote a song:

@Countrywoman πŸ€” Well that must mean that your Constitution really is poetry and not prose! πŸ€—πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

@Countrywoman And 3 years after Kipling wrote that poem women were driving men to war with harsh words and white feathers. To quote from Wikipedia:
"In August 1914, at the start of the First World War, Admiral Charles Fitzgerald founded the Order of the White Feather with support from the prominent author Mrs Humphrey Ward. The organization aimed to shame men into enlisting in the British army by persuading women to present them with a white feather if they were not wearing a uniform.[2][3]

This was joined by some prominent feminists and suffragettes of the time, such as Emmeline Pankhurst and her daughter Christabel. They, in addition to handing out the feathers, also lobbied to institute an involuntary universal draft, which included those who lacked votes due to being too young or not owning property."

I support Planned Parenthood , with donations , and have over a long personal history . They have had a massive impact on improving lives , by teaching family planning , particularly by teaching teens and providing condoms , thereby significantly reducing the demand for abortions , and the loss of life involved .

@FrayedBear Many moon ago I had the privilege of seeing this gentleman in concert. A more humble and unassuming human you could not find. And his lyrics still ring true today.

@Freespirit64 frequently down here the reverse is used in the vernacular eg. A redhead is called blue.

@GodlessFred He only died recently having contributed on a huge scale to not only the preservation but the creation of many songs that will in future years be accepted as traditional songs. He primarily lived a simple life selectively picking modernity when he saw fit. Imo today's breed no longer have the conditions needed to create the legacy that he left behind, the majority too stupid to truly understand where he came from and what his principles were.

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Seriousness aside, Godless Vagina is a great name for a band.

Celestia Level 5 May 22, 2018
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I listen to a band with that name just out of curiosity.

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So Say We All

evestrat Level 8 Jan 5, 2018
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Is that a Battlestar Galactica quote?

@Levi_Hinton -- yes it is ... smile009.gif

@evestrat I am inexplicably happy about this

@Levi_Hinton -- smile002.gif Wasn't sure if anyone else caught the reference ... smile009.gif smile001.gif

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What a statement! Now just to convince the bureaucrats, lawyers, doctors,...

Not having a vagina let me tell you about my godless penis...but...nevermind...

DangerDave Level 7 Jan 5, 2018
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hahahahaha

I think everyone probably knows that Penises "have no gods before them"!

@CapriKious lol [en.wikipedia.org] ? Don't you mean brains?

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@FrayedBear No. I did not. Would not have fit the jest.

@CapriKious I have several acquaintances who have proven the statement that men are not able to be led by their brains when their penises lead the way ... more human population pollution!

Perhaps sadly for men no one tries to control the penis. Politicians don't try and tell men what can happen to their bodies.

@Kellendra OH but they do!
Men have their foreskin needlessly amputated frequently when helpless babies and certainly before being able to give informed adult consent to this barbaric act that leaves them crippled for the rest of their lives. 2 in 6000 on average die as a result.
I notice that in many Christian countries circumcision of females is illegal as are masechtomies at birth to prevent breast cancer.
Post Vietnam conflict many returned servicemen suffering ptsd were given the opportunity to be lobotomised. I believe that more than 10,000 including conscripts took the option.
The simple procedure - the victim started reciting the first nursery rhyme that they learnt. An ice pick was inserted under the eyeball and into the brain where it was used to gouge out the the grey matter until the nursery rhyme could no longer be remembered.
The government owns everyone's body.

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I had a doctor in my vagina. I would def recommend it. smile009.gif

springlover Level 7 May 22, 2018
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You go girl!

gearl Level 7 Jan 5, 2018
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Yes, you are only one owner of your vagina, no one else is.

Hussy Level 4 Jan 5, 2018
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One would like to believe that but when you see all this political crap out there, one should charge rent.

@mistymoon77 that would be income then the govmint COULD tax it. just sayin' smile009.gif

@mistymoon77 Agreed

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Goes for penises too. Please do not to chop pieces off to please GOD. Nature made them that way for good reason.

Silverwhisper Level 7 May 1, 2018
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Yes! I can only think how stupid and horrifying it is to chop off part of a baby's skin for a ridiculous religious tradition, what a bunch of barbarians.

Some have tried to claim that male circumcision offers a health benefit. Though their argument is specious.

@intrepid65 Men know how to keep clean circumcised or not. And the truth is only about 1/3 of men in the world are circumcised, and mankind is doing just fine. Muslims are the major circumcised group and strangely the U.S. picked up the habit much more than most countries. For a while they were saying the special Langarham cells in foreskins might help HIV to get transmitted, but after better testing and many studies, now they are saying just the opposite and those special cells in foreskins are a good protection against HIV.
But there is never any good reason to sexually mutilate women. Just old barbaric customs hanging around.

Interestingly the following blog which went viral is written by a young American woman and breaks the secret particularly for Americans blinded by religion and ignorance.
[madsciencewriter.blogspot.co.id]

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@FrayedBear Thanks for the link to that detailed article. I saved it for future reference too.

@Silverwhisper Over the last few years I have put it before hundreds of people and never cease to proactively decry anyone promulgating such barbarism. I consider that psychologically it is probably the greatest betrayal that can be inflicted upon a man in his life. And it is not just the removal of a bit of skin, something like 2 in 6000 die as a consequence.

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LOVE IT smile001.gif YES!!! This should be a billboard and for sure blasted across the SUPER BOWL as a commercial!

mistymoon77 Level 8 Jan 15, 2018
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Oh what an amazing idea! Can you imagine?

@CeciRosane60 the Anti-Defamation Catholic League would line up with their enemies Baptists to stop our Atheist billboard KEEP YOUR ROSARIES OFF THEIR OVARIES both sets of believers want mandatory pregnancy laws banning all abortion

Baptists line up with us Atheists to ban tax money to catholic schools

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If the tampon terrorists were correct, menstruation would be adjudged murder. ....it's the duty of every fertile female ONLY HAVE SEX IN THE OPTIMAL TIME WINDOW to conceive a perfect pregnancy and then be confined to a bed for 10 lunar months never shaking that blastocyte "baby" loose out any vagina. ...after all 139th Psalm declares infallibly: "marvelously perfectly made in secret" read the whole damn Psalm and the fetus is duty bound to: "hate thine enemies with perfect hatred" meaning kill non-believers of the bible after traveling outside the holy perfect gawdly vagina

GreenAtheist Level 7 Jan 5, 2018
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well pull my string - it really says THAT? lol

@silverotter11 4 bible passages YHWH gehobah orders : " rip open the bellies of pregnant women " unsafe genocidal abortions

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I read a report from the Texas State legislature that they were contemplating whether to censure a female member for using the phrase, "stay out of my vagina", in her speech before the assembly about a vote on a very restrictive abortion bill. Her fellow statesmen were shocked that she should use that word!! Backwards jack asses!

I_dont_know Level 7 May 20, 2018
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US out of my uterus!

Tecolote Level 7 Feb 9, 2018
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So be it... my reply won't be as eloquent. But let's just say I am godless too.

GipsyOfNewSpain Level 8 Jan 5, 2018
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A Mans Point Of View.

Coldo Level 8 May 2, 2018
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Owh!

I'm a woman, and I find this f'ing hilarious. Thanks for sharing!

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I would love to see what would happen if penises where governed as much as vaginas are.

Warm_dissent Level 6 Mar 13, 2018
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Me too. I would love that day. I don't know why we allow men to do this to us.

There are still so many women that think it is in our "best interests" to let the men make the decisions...getting them to see their worth and power would be a tremendous step in the right direction. #stompoutthepateiarchy

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LOVED IT....agree with 100% best thing I seen in awhile

CeciRosane60 Level 7 Feb 1, 2018
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Vagina always wins.

Bradswing Level 4 Jan 5, 2018
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In rock paper scissor vagina. Vigina always wins.

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Couldn't have said it better.

BeeHappy Level 8 Jan 5, 2018
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Wait, I thought it was the uterus that was the 'property of the state.' Now the vagina too? Not much left but the ovaries for an external power to go after. How strange that in the 21st century there remain people who wish to control the sex organs of others, effectively harvesting them for their own purposes.

Conservatives who don't like the State telling them what they should do, but who wish to ban abortions, appear oblivious to this contradiction. And if these religiously motivated antiabortionists get their way, they will effectively employ the government to reach into a woman's body, and take possession of the embryo, which, for some, would be at the moment of conception (say goodbye to RU-486), for others it could be when the first heartbeat occurs (less than 4 weeks). But then, conservatives will always be comfortable in a totalitarian state, so long as it enforces their narrow set of values.

pnfullifidian Level 6 Aug 2, 2018
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You all are forgetting old Governer Ultrasound Mcdonald. He would beg to differ, that piece of tax evasion filth.

Well said.

@craycraycatty McDonnell would differ? In what respect?

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I think if men had the vaginas instead of women abortion would be available on demand! The world would also be a lot less populated!!

Marionville Level 7 June 29, 2018
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If men could get pregnant, abortion would be a sacrament.

@zeuser Amen to that!

In the movie ANGIE Geena Davis drives home the point of weak boys and powerful women: pregnant in the delivery room getting stupid instructions from the boy doctor she blasts him: " how would you like to push a ten pound bowling ball out the end of your prick ???

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Agreed! Particularly offensive are laws created by humans who don't have a vagina - men!!!

SkeptikSeeker Level 5 June 6, 2018
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Or any type of medical training and probably very little experience in any way with the real thing.

Agreed.

But how often do women try and tell men what sexual thoughts (and fantasies!) are improper, unhealthy, bad etc...?

Men do a lot of fucked up shit, being the ones who rule the roost.

But women are subject to equally fucked up ideas, and would impose them on men if they could!!

And this does happen in many relationships...

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So many problems would be solved if those responsible for finding the answer had to walk a mile in someone else's shoes.

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Parenting explained in one sentence: "No, it's not a bad word, and no, you can not name your hamster Vagina."

Dick_Martin Level 7 May 14, 2018
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I named my hedgehog Millie Margaret Merkin.

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If I find out that you are lying, and there really is a lawyer in there, I'm gonna be really disappointed.

MrLink Level 7 Feb 2, 2018
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Surprise twist! There is a lawyer in there, she’s just really tiny and she’s hidden.

@Redcupcoffee You mean like Ally McBeal?! - hopefully she also has a real flair for high heels and lingerie (corsets & bustiers please). If she also has a consent form and waiver of liability handy, that would be great.

@MrLink I don't know the All McBeal reference, but personally, I like a six pack abs, an ass like a steel bed in the form of a mesh g-string please....and a consent form and waiver of liability handly, yes, it would be great. If not, don't waste my time.

@Redcupcoffee LMAO

@Redcupcoffee No finesse? Dear oh dear. What have you been missing?

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A woman had three children, they grew up to be a doctor, a lawyer, and a politician.

Obviously a hard-working immigrant family.

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