I say "looking forward to it" or usually when they tell me im going to hell "ive got a 1st class ticket, wanna come?" or my favorite, "well I guess I better make it worth it then"
also I point out any number of things that are equivalent in there gods eyes to my minor offence
I roll my eyes - "thank you for your input"
If I don’t brow beat you with my pagan ways then back up and start over. Respect is key if I didn’t invite you into my space then you need to know your place ????
I say 'thank you'
I like to point out to them that if their god wants me to be saved from the bad place he made for me, he simply has to show me the exact right thing to make me a believer and follower. If this god made everything then it gave me too skeptical and intelligent a mind to believe in any unproven deity.
Sometimes something inside of me take over and looking them straight up and I say... "You are the 4th person today telling me that. How do I know you are not lying? You know, you are lying to me. Whatever their response... And you lying again. There you go lying to me again. You are the 4th person today to tell me that lie. Why you are lying? Who is telling you to lie to me. Why you lie."
Next time i will say cool are you giving the punishment and do you also like too receive them, i usually say that i do beileve in such places have hell or heaven but i do beileve some souls get trapped sometimes between worlds, im not organized religion friendly
Ask them why they think anyone would want to spend eternity with someone like them. That usually quiets them down.
I laugh at them & tell them that their ridiculous delusions have no affect on life (or after life, for that matter).
I get all choked up and say "I'm Sooooooo scared"
That has never happened to me. Ever.
I say " you wanna get butt naked and wrestle?"
I tell them, “Sorry, Satan already offered me a job in Human Resources!” “Now run along, I’ll see you later.” With a devious smile.