I used to live in Maine. Nothing wrong with a tiny island until things freeze over, but not enough to drive a snowmobile over the ice... Or when a Nor Easter knocks the shit out of you. I could totally live there... Just substitute the nauseating deadly water with insanely beautiful and warm Caribbean water; I think I could make due. And burn those evergreens and give me palm trees... And rum
Is that where they're digging for that lost treasure?