The fish have proof - they are bleeding and have scars. Human 'abductions' have no proof.
What about all their implants & first-person testimony??? LOL!
It's only an alien abduction if there's anal probing involved.
Speaking from experience?
@phxbillcee Have you not had the pleasure (pain) yet? I'll put in a good word for you.
@Mofferatu I'm wearing my tin-foil hat, they'll never locate me!!!