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Self raped her sin cave ?!?! πŸ‘‰πŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Taladad 8 Aug 1
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Does this mean that you should only marry a woman demands nothing less than the dick? Ok.

LEPeff Level 8 Aug 3, 2019
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Hillarious! Lolol.

Livinlife Level 9 Aug 3, 2019
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Sin cave or skin cave?

Rudy1962 Level 9 Aug 2, 2019
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The Madness of the Bible Thumpers .

GEGR Level 7 Aug 2, 2019
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Crap ! is that an authentic ad ?

Duchess Level 7 Aug 1, 2019

Yep

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FFS, this is what religion does to people. Fuck religion, everybody masturbate away!!!!!!! LOL

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unbelievable...no wonder Dobson & Co. are subject to ridicule...

Actually, if you read closely is James Dodson, not Dobson. They’re tricking people into thinking it’s Dobson, who is pretty well respected in their ghetto

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phew...glad I don't use my ring finger for that...

Never marry a poor speller...remeber that!

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Please tell me this a fake meme.I have a feeling this is real.FFS.I'm still not blind.

actofdog Level 8 Aug 1, 2019

Yep, it's real. Just one more reason why I could never be a Christian. I do like the terms, "sin cave" and "Devil's doorbell" though! 🀣

@Taladad I kept reading below and it seems legit.Self-rape.lol.I could imagine someone saying that to me when I was young.My friends and I would make bets on who could make nuns cry in High school.They sent us nuns to tell us the evils of abortion and they showed us clearly illegal late abortions to make their point,at a public H.S..Even the women against abortion hated their methods.My parents did not even punish me for that one.Hard to suspend a straight A student.lol

Explain the sunglasses indoors then. Who shaves your palms?

@morlll The funny thing is it's my gf who made me put them on for the picture.Doesn't mean I don't ''self rape'' lol

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Ding with your Dong
Sweet holy mother of Brian

Tooreen Level 7 Aug 1, 2019
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I've never heard it called the "Devil's doorbell", I'll have to remember that one!! 🀣🀣

Taladad Level 8 Aug 1, 2019
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Reminds me of how young Christian girls will do anal so they can say they're still virgins. Praise God!

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I found this so amazing I went and searched. Apparently this is a real thing. I looked to see if it might be tongue in cheek, but didn’t find any evidence of that.

BudFrank Level 7 Aug 1, 2019

Beside the fact that they expect you to walk on your hands, why the hell haven't they installed an elevator by now? I died and now I gotta climb fucking stairs? No thank you!

@Kynlei So you won't whack off the devil's ding dong on the way to the Jiz creator's ice breaker party at the heavenly orgy.

@morlll Damn, that sounds like a great time.

@Kynlei It beats the nonsense and trials the Lord puts us through from listening all these con men grifters and anti-jerkoff bastards here on earth.
There is no lord or trials there's just now so have the best possible time you can. Waist no time worrying about polishing the bean. Enjoy it, those tools can't stop you.Tell them Onan said to and make up some B.S. chapter and verse. Like" And it was said that she should polish the bean cleanly and often alone or with friends". The Book of Mike Chapter 34 verse 13 The new lighter and more fun St. Jimmy's blueballs bible.

@morlll I have never once worried about what others think about masturbation, or anything else for that matter.

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This is absolutely amazing. Makes my jaw drop.

So what do they say about guys who masturbate?

BudFrank Level 7 Aug 1, 2019

Your going to hell after you go blind

@Captnron59 plus shave those hairy palms πŸ˜‰

@powder bad thing about going blind is you can't find your sock.

@Captnron59 that's what curtains are for πŸ˜€

@powder towels, sheets, whatever comes to hand

@Captnron59 >Your going to hell after you go blind

If you keep it up until you need glasses -- going to limbo?

@WonderWartHog99 You mean like dancing under a stick? HOW LOW CAN YOU GO.

@Captnron59 you mean whatever comes off hand πŸ˜€

@morlll I lust for that flexibility but alas it eludes me.

However, what I was referring to is Catholic theology. One web site says "Limbo (Latin limbus, edge or boundary, referring to the edge of Hell) is a doctrine concerning the afterlife condition of those who die in original sin without being assigned to the Hell of the Damned."

T'ain't going to hell but close enough to watch the action. Pass the popcorn.

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Cmon - somebody has to β€œring the devils doorbell”

Haemish1 Level 8 Aug 1, 2019
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Science tells us that masturbation is natural, normal and healthy, especially with young, unmarried people. Religions do more harm than good when they forbid it. Suppression can turn natural, normal and healthy people into perverts. That's why priests molest children. Unscientific religious "morality" and suppression are to blame.

They may forbid it, but they sure don't stop it.

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From 2015? I expected this kind of thing from the eighteenth century! Well, there goes another man who won’t be marrying me! (Not that I could be interested in someone who would believe that crap.)

>there goes another man who won’t be marrying me!

How about us poor suffering souls who want a test run over the course of a couple of hot heavy dates and resume our search?

"Now watch this," she said with a glint in her eye. "This is a golf ball and this is garden hose . . . ."

@WonderWartHog99 a test run? Hahaha. Not.

@EyesThatSmile It's why I started my remarks saying "us poor suffering souls . . . ."

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Lol sin cave. Wonder how they term playing with your nipples; sin stalagmites?

powder Level 8 Aug 1, 2019
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Don't marry one that has never masturbated, if she doesn't know her own stuff, how will she be able to tell you how to please her better.

glennlab Level 9 Aug 1, 2019

You'll have to ask jaysus. He knows how to gitter off

@morlll How would he know, according to christian mythology, he never had a woman?

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Oh, FFS!!!

KKGator Level 9 Aug 1, 2019
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