Man, 46, Indiana, USA
Holy cow, who's this handsome devil? Why, it's Andrew, the coolest, sexiest gamer nerd this side (that's east) of the Mississippi! I'm a totally happenin', two-legged, brain-usin' by-product of evolution, bereft of belief and loaded for lovin', the coolest guy you didn't know you didn't know!
...or something like that. Is this thing on? Anyway, hi, I'm pretty cool, and I'm willng to bet that so are you. Wanna be cool in tandem?