It's the little things, man.

Anonbene comments on May 30, 2019:

Could also apply to your penis 😞

I thought that’s really funny… Until I realized they ARE actually working on doing just that and...

Anonbene comments on May 30, 2019:

It would be nice to remember stuff I know I know

I think California is taking this whole environmental awareness, anti-packagin campaign just a bit ...

Anonbene comments on Jun 1, 2019:

Ladies night at the grocery store could be big marketing winner.

Hey! Yah! How you doin?😂😂😂😱😱😱😋

Anonbene comments on Jun 1, 2019:

That first picture is a 10.

Can a potential romantic relationship move too slow?

Anonbene comments on Jun 5, 2019:

It has been said that women know within seconds of meeting you if they are going to fuck you or not. So you should ask them within seconds what the answer is before wasting any time on them. Hi! Wanna fuck? No? Ok, take care.

Looks like I've been doing friendship wrong.

Anonbene comments on Jun 5, 2019:

I think that's a pretty universal sign of friendship.

Last night I ended up taking the night off of work.I used a vacation day. Why?

Anonbene comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Good for you

Happy birthday USB: The standard turns 20, and proud inventor Ajay Bhatt tells all [pcworld.com]

Anonbene comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Would it have killed you to flare out the female opening a bit?

Are we living in a dark age?

Anonbene comments on Jun 7, 2019:

https://youtu.be/SJUhlRoBL8M

A little skinny but still sexy to me...

Anonbene comments on Jun 8, 2019:

Really close to breaking your rule. Nice crop job. 😍 also not too skinny. Bonus points for no tattoos. 👍

Soooo did Franklin Graham (son of Billy) have an affair? Links and such please.....

Anonbene comments on Jun 9, 2019:

The pool boy story seems to be real

Kissing. How do you like it?

Anonbene comments on Jun 10, 2019:

I've been told I'm a great kisser but I think it's silly and try to avoid it at all costs.

Lock 'em up!

Anonbene comments on Jun 13, 2019:

Zoink! Stolen and over to Twitter I go. 😝

My neighbor just started sending me poetic compliments not sure how he's in love all of a ...

Anonbene comments on Jun 14, 2019:

He seems obsessed with your skin tone. This reminds me of the plot of Silence of the Lambs where Agent Starling figures out its not the guy the other agents are after but someone in close proximity to the first victim. What one sees he covets. I'm sure your neighbor isn't Buffalo Bill though. Have a nice time I'm sure everything will be fine.

Day 2 going well Somewhere in NC, Stayed in Jacksonville FL last night because my eyes did not do ...

Anonbene comments on Jun 22, 2019:

Something interesting to look for if you haven't passed it already. You'll take 301 off of 95 cuts off a lot of miles and avoids the beltway, just as you pass Ft. AP Hill look for the highway marker on the right. It marks where John Wilkes Booth was caught and killed.

Have you ever had anything that could be termed miraculous happen to you?

Anonbene comments on Jun 22, 2019:

My nephew Jay got hit by lightning... twice. Less of a miracle and more in the don't stand near a tree while playing golf holding a nine iron you idiot thing.

Hungry? Or horny?

Anonbene comments on Jun 26, 2019:

You know she's going to give her best shot. You can do it honey!

As an Atheist who just turned 40 and is single I am now for the first time really grappling with my ...

Anonbene comments on Jun 27, 2019:

I bought and use a reusable grocery bag at Aldis so I'm pretty well set on the legacy scale.

I am in love with this woman and we've been seeing each other for 3 years now.

Anonbene comments on Jun 30, 2019:

I'm picturing Cher yelling at Nick Cage in the movie Moonstruck. (SLAP) SNAP OUT OF IT! No woman is worth what you are describing. You need to leave there. Now. I think 50 of us agree on this.

Opening herself up to love... Will you love her like she will love you?

Anonbene comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Depends. How will she love me is the question. You can't get by for long on just looks they fade quickly. Does she know a trade? Does she have a job? How's her credit card debt? Is her bathroom kind of clean? How many cats does she have? What were her SAT scores? Does she have a valid drivers license? Can she cook?

You guys, don't look

Anonbene comments on Jul 1, 2019:

I love those shirts

They took this picture from the wrong side.

Anonbene comments on Jul 1, 2019:

I'm thinking be careful of flesh eating bacteria. When did I get this old? 😥

A Little Perky

Anonbene comments on Jul 1, 2019:

Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you. Jennifer Aniston

We are not all polite.It's July 1st. Canada Day. (like U.S. 4th. of July)

Anonbene comments on Jul 2, 2019:

The cat growing out of my head people always hated the violin growing out of my head people. There seemed to be no end to the terrible noise they made as they battled each other.

Telecommuting and The Office .

Anonbene comments on Jul 2, 2019:

This is how I picture working from home.

Sharing a laugh!

Anonbene comments on Jul 5, 2019:

He is trying to convince her he's Batman.

I once stumbled upon my teenage daughter's search history and instantly realized two things.

Anonbene comments on Jul 5, 2019:

Still thinking of sex as a taboo subject only you do.

Sincere apology

Anonbene comments on Jul 6, 2019:

My WI-fi? You bastard! I'm changing my password right now oh and my wife's on her way over send her home a around six will you?. 😂

Is it just me?

Anonbene comments on Jul 7, 2019:

This prompts a good question about coercion. I'll ask it as it's own subject.

I LOVE those half-Ts!! 🤪👅

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2019:

Reach for the sky! A little more. Just a bit more.

Life saver

Anonbene comments on Jul 11, 2019:

Good thinking!

This is a rant .

Anonbene comments on Jul 17, 2019:

Geez we're still getting homework. Why write anything? That was easy.

Every little thing, is gonna be alright.....

Anonbene comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Getting my new Musk Neuralink installed. 😜

OK, not funny :(

Anonbene comments on Jul 19, 2019:

It might be the only way to get some to take it seriously. 👍

Sexy classy legs and elegant simplicity of design.

Anonbene comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Easy access to all the good parts. 👍

Trump admin.

Anonbene comments on Jul 19, 2019:

For a guy that report completely exonerated he's sure is nervous about us finding out how innocent he is. 😋

I'm sorry to post so many selfies, but WTF am I supposed to do if I keep getting them?

Anonbene comments on Jul 20, 2019:

She looks great!

She's my good, scratch that, very good and sexy friend Bianca, she's sexy as hell, a photographer ...

Anonbene comments on Jul 21, 2019:

Tell her thank you from us.

Oh my goodness.

Anonbene comments on Jul 24, 2019:

She's very nice.

Ok.

Anonbene comments on Jul 27, 2019:

You could blow him while his mom is in the room. I'll bet you already thought of that. 😂

So here's a question.

Anonbene comments on Jul 28, 2019:

Ah the good old days. After an hour or two of what? If she's been getting ready to go out to eat I would not have heard her, I would already be in Arbys drive thru line, if it was regarding sex I would have already left made a sandwich and probably be taking a nap hoping those batteries hold out.

So, I'm navigating a new casual relationship.

Anonbene comments on Jul 29, 2019:

Just curious. If this relationship were to hopefully go on a long time would you always make him wear condoms? Is it a caution against pregnancy or stds?

Hey everybody! Here's something super sexy I read today.

Anonbene comments on Jul 31, 2019:

That sounds like a lot of work for maybe getting a blow job tomorrow.

What makes you feel sexy? This question is for men or women....

Anonbene comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Feeling sexy is my normal state. Nothing more needs to be added. If I wasn't me I would very much want to do me. 😜 I feel really bad for people that need an external stimuli to feel better about themselves. I'm older, still sexy. Getting fatter, still sexy. Losing hair, still sexy. Losing hearing, still sexy. Got dentures, still sexy. Got glasses, still sexy. Liberal atheist, still sexy. I feel kinda bad for people that aren't me. 😂 I'm a guy so that may have a lot to do with it. 😜

So, I just got a phone call, a recording actually.

Anonbene comments on Jul 31, 2019:

Nope. I got the same call a couple days ago. Try and send me $100 through PayPal to check to see if your accounts are really frozen. 😂

I beg to disagree

Anonbene comments on Aug 7, 2019:

How about my emotional support murder?

So, where does Victoria find all her secrets????

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2019:

Here's one for you Robert

We made it thru this difficult week. I think I need this dude to fix me right up.

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2019:

I can't think of one single thing that guy can fix using two mauls. More likely your place is going to be completely wrecked but you get to look at him while he does it so maybe it's worth it. Looks like the male version of having a red headed girlfriend. You know they are just going to wreck the place but you don't care. 😂

Big, beautiful, and natural ...

Anonbene comments on Aug 10, 2019:

I feel bad for her

Fast Times🤪

Anonbene comments on Aug 20, 2019:

Hey Shean do you remember Mr. French teaching us how to cook bacon?

True love.

Anonbene comments on Aug 20, 2019:

Yup right up until she died and for 13 years after

Camel toe model

Anonbene comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Oh fuck ???

Beautifully painted shrine. Pompeii.[smithsonianmag.com]

Anonbene comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Watching the guy make the bread was pretty cool

Mad Magazine 1992

Anonbene comments on Oct 18, 2018:

Love it.

Anyone else check out the backgrounds of profile pics?

Anonbene comments on Oct 20, 2018:

It may have been last year or the year before but young women somehow couldn't take a selfie without "accidentally" having a dildo prominently displayed in the background.

Well, I have something unusual to report.

Anonbene comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Are you sure you don't know ten people in our age group that doesn't have bottles of powerful pain relievers in their medicine chests? Every old person I know does.

Based on the internet searches, this is a picture of what you were looking for.

Anonbene comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Bought a lady friend her first smartphone. It went as well as you would expect. ? Me: type in, BBC Deane: oh my GAWD! Me: Told ya. ?

You look fine ???

Anonbene comments on Oct 22, 2018:

Whenever she asked me, how do I look? That's what I say, without looking at her, so talking to some men may as well be talking to a wall

Seriously, internet, why are you like this?

Anonbene comments on Oct 24, 2018:

They misunderstood the cumin reference in the recipe.

Today the 25th of October 1957 the top 10 songs of the day, do you have a favorite one?

Anonbene comments on Oct 25, 2018:

8 or 9 of them are even too white for me

Who else can relate to this today? ??

Anonbene comments on Oct 25, 2018:

It's being constipated for me.

Hello All! I'm new to the group and don't pretend to be an expert in Astronomy, but that hasn't ...

Anonbene comments on Oct 25, 2018:

I highly recommend it. These guys are really smart.

@Admin, I'm really digging this opacity thing going on with the notifications. nice.

Anonbene comments on Oct 26, 2018:

?

Got! Damb! dead owmyovaries

Anonbene comments on Oct 26, 2018:

That's a funny ad.

1960s those were the days ??

Anonbene comments on Oct 27, 2018:

When I started driving gas was $.32 a gallon and we still had to pool our money to fill the tank

Early voting started this last week in Texas and my wife and I happened to be out early from a ...

Anonbene comments on Oct 28, 2018:

I've been seeing posts on Twitter where people vote straight democrat and the machine changes their vote to Cruz

How can I find more local friends with more in common?

Anonbene comments on Oct 28, 2018:

Advertise. Invite local nones to this site.

One of my hobbies that I try to avoid people knowing about is I beatbox badly but I always do it ...

Anonbene comments on Oct 28, 2018:

I sing Bob Dylan songs imitating Anthony Newley.

Global warming ???

Anonbene comments on Oct 29, 2018:

If you're one of those crafty Pinterest people you'll be able to start making all of your underwear with a ball of string. That should bring the cost down some.

Italy to grant Zahi Hawass Social Commitment award By: Egypt Today staff Sat, Oct.

Anonbene comments on Oct 29, 2018:

Didn't he say he was about to reveal an exceptional find a couple weeks ago?

Not that I'm complaining...

Anonbene comments on Oct 31, 2018:

My wife's lion tamer outfit. It wasn't long before everyone found out it was only held together with a little velcro. I asked her later how many guys helped themselves and she told me she thinks all of the guys did and about half the women too.

Meme a lee

Anonbene comments on Oct 31, 2018:

Or the one that just can't seem to find a girl to settle down with, Premature Lee

A Twitter Troll Tried To Frame Robert Mueller - The Late Show [youtube.com]

Anonbene comments on Nov 1, 2018:

This kid is still planning on this great big announcement in about 45 minutes except his "witness" just ran away. Got on another plane and disappeared. Too funny.

Bumbling President Trump Booster Botches Mueller Smear, Implicates Own Mom | Rachel Maddow | MSNBC ...

Anonbene comments on Nov 1, 2018:

So funny, if I didn't know any better I would think this nonsense came straight from the stable genius of Trump and his idiot sons. Stay tuned. I think this number forwards to his Mom's cell phone if you want to say hi.

Okay, I get it.

Anonbene comments on Nov 1, 2018:

It's me, isn't it? But Texas is in the same country as Virginia so I'm confused. Rest assured, my wife was very selective hundreds of times while we were married and no one called her a slut. She was very well liked. ?

Hi guys, am really enjoying everything here. Thank you all for your support and love..!

Anonbene comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Welcome. Glad you like it Elikem Samual. Feel free to jump in anywhere

Shakira gif (not sure if Agnostic supports GIFs)

Anonbene comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Not yet.

It seems like someone stole my Intermission girl, I will have to post a few more then.

Anonbene comments on Nov 2, 2018:

Reminds me of Bill Murrys line from that Christmas movie. You can barely see her nipples. ?

But he couldn't wear the heels, because of, you know, the bone-spur thing...

Anonbene comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Sure as hell would have.

A gentle reminder...

Anonbene comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Straight Democrat ticket for me.

As a way of introducing myself to the group, I thought I would share a photo of me soaking outdoors ...

Anonbene comments on Nov 3, 2018:

That's a thing? Glad I have Prime.

I am 7 months pregnant and in an attempt to feel sexy and attractive, I have been doing new things ...

Anonbene comments on Nov 3, 2018:

The old adage of you always regret the things you didn't do comes to mind. I'm sure everyone here will be very supportive of your efforts. In my experience taking a chance always ends up building confidence and banishing fears. Good luck with whatever you choose to do. You got this kid.

Which Dog Do You Choose To Protect Your Home?

Anonbene comments on Nov 3, 2018:

This yappy bastard sounds the alarm if deer are threatening waking up her two big brothers and me.

@pepperjones With her permission.. Comments? I love it ?

Anonbene comments on Nov 4, 2018:

It would be a nice idea if we could change avi pics when we change rooms. Just a thought.

Family Separation: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) [youtube.com]

Anonbene comments on Nov 5, 2018:

So sad. I wish we American households could adopt and sponsor these families

Pentagon declined White House request for troops to build border detention facilities: report ...

Anonbene comments on Nov 5, 2018:

That's weird. Isn't the Pentagon required to do what Trump says?

Any ideas?

Anonbene comments on Nov 5, 2018:

My idea is for you to post a picture like that

I knew it!

Anonbene comments on Nov 5, 2018:

Man! On a good day I can only write my initials. They are good with their aim.

Who's voting ? For what exactly?

Anonbene comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Yes. To change the committee chairs. To stop the GOP agenda. I'm trying to save younger folks Social Security and Medicare is just two reasons.

This is Rule 93

Anonbene comments on Nov 6, 2018:

Is that Megan Fox?

HORSE OF ANOTHER COLOR So in reference to the future battle of Armageddon that will occur ...

Anonbene comments on Nov 8, 2018:

I should not have gained all this weight. I'll probably get assigned to the pot luck table dishing out 3 bean salad again and getting shit on by horses. This sucks.

Feeling so helpless as wildfire engulfs my town.

Anonbene comments on Nov 8, 2018:

So sorry to hear that. I hope everyone gets to safety including the animals.

Do you prefer home-ownership or renting?

Anonbene comments on Nov 8, 2018:

You can order gravel by the ton instead of the truckload. I order the amount I can afford this month. Around $400 at a time over three months. Anyone that can hold a circular saw can build steps. If the trees you want down are hardwood there might be guys in the area that will take them down for free for the firewood.

Has anyone done or seen this in public?

Anonbene comments on Nov 8, 2018:

My wife and some good girlfriends like to flash.

I am all of the sudden receiving multiple copies of posts from different groups.What's up?

Anonbene comments on Nov 8, 2018:

Me too

Vote for Head

Anonbene comments on Nov 9, 2018:

Jerry seems to have his shit together too.

Nipple clamps! I've used them, but I know I'm not getting the most out of them.

Anonbene comments on Nov 11, 2018:

10 characters

Query- one of the members of our website world just lost everything in the Paradise fire in ...

Anonbene comments on Nov 11, 2018:

I would give some to her. Rumor has it there already is one. Post the link when you find it. I think @admin will allow it.

Grandpa's getting in trouble. Or not.

Anonbene comments on Nov 11, 2018:

Oh, so that's what a dosey doe is.

You are what you eat: True or false?

Anonbene comments on Nov 13, 2018:

I'm toast