Some guy who just PM'd me did this. Ugh.

Anonbene comments on Sep 5, 2018:

Rose, you can call me any of those names any time you like. Tom

Today's Big Facial Hair News: Beards Aren't cool anymore.

Anonbene comments on Jan 27, 2019:

I'll probably get yelled at for this but I am sick of tattoos on women. A tattoo across your chest? WTF ladies?

Whos up for some squab?

Anonbene comments on Oct 1, 2018:

George Washington's slaves raised them as a delicacy for the big guy.

Threesomes - everyone has an opinion! What is yours?

Anonbene comments on Jul 31, 2018:

All for them. The best part is the first time your monogamous girlfriend that has been swearing that there's no way in hell I will ever do something like that does something like that. The absolute best thing ever. Funny thing, within a week she quietly slips into an otherwise unrelated conversation. When's David coming back? Then sends you texts like this. Now Miss I will never do that doesn't hesitate. If there's a dick or pussy within reach it goes immediately into her mouth.

What's your favourite toilet paper?

Anonbene comments on Jan 30, 2019:

The Sears catalog or the Bible are both equally good

I'm never doing that...

Anonbene comments on Jul 30, 2018:

Complain about how much noise kids make.

1975 Cost of Living.........59 gallon for gas!!!!!?????

Anonbene comments on May 11, 2019:

I remember paying all those but the not new house I bought in 75 was $28,500 and my 44 yo daughter and family still live in it. Now worth $600,000 or some such nonsense.

NAILED IT!!! My first electrical home improvement project! It’s a smart switch and dimmer and it...

Anonbene comments on Apr 8, 2019:

So close. ?

Bit of a hipster joke lol

Anonbene comments on Jan 31, 2018:

Haha good one

The 60s and your 60s😊

Anonbene comments on May 18, 2019:

I drank a lot of beer and smoked a lot of pot in the sixties and I haven't done any, not one, of either in my sixties. 😞

What is the real problem (about guns)?

Anonbene comments on Feb 16, 2018:

Its not the guns or the NRA or 2nd amendment supporting congressmen and women because none of those people and things would have any power if they weren't given it. The real problem with guns are the Republican parents of dead and soon to be dead school children that vote for Republicans (influenced by Fox news, that support the NRA and gun rights.

How many of you are here hoping to find a relationship (im using that term loosely). Me! Js

Anonbene comments on Jul 29, 2018:

? some of us here also define that term loosely. ?

This is me. For real! Anybody else feel the same? ;)

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Deane is the same way. She says she's always in a better mood with cum in her.

One day I would love to find a partner who was comfortable In Their own skin.

Anonbene comments on Apr 9, 2019:

It's good to build up her confidence and trust enough that she Will masturbate in front of you besides it's cuts way down on all the work you have to put in to get her to the point of cumming so... Win win.

I'm sorry to post so many selfies, but WTF am I supposed to do if I keep getting them?

Anonbene comments on Jul 20, 2019:

She looks great!

My neighbor seems to be a bit of a black widow.

Anonbene comments on Nov 13, 2018:

We should probably put that info in our bio's. It might be the deciding factor.

Would you pay someone to date you?

Anonbene comments on Sep 12, 2018:

How about just calling some guy you know and say, How about dinner/movie etc.? My treat.

ARIZONA MAN ACCIDENTALLY SHOOTS HIMSELF IN GROIN IN WALMART [newsweek.

Anonbene comments on Nov 29, 2018:

These stories always brighten my day. ?

Happy birthday USB: The standard turns 20, and proud inventor Ajay Bhatt tells all [pcworld.com]

Anonbene comments on Jun 7, 2019:

Would it have killed you to flare out the female opening a bit?

The good old days

Anonbene comments on Jan 17, 2019:

Hubba hubba

People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is...

Anonbene comments on May 18, 2019:

See what happens when you spend all day staring at a pendulum 😁

LOL so me, how about you? ??

Anonbene comments on Sep 10, 2018:

If you ever need a refresher on Beatles lyrics I'm available. ?

Perfection, baby!

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

My biggest problem is I satisfy far too many women sexually.

?. Wow!! That's a huge tree!!

Anonbene comments on Apr 8, 2019:

Ok, that's a nice one.

Do you over-think and over-analyze?

Anonbene comments on Mar 11, 2018:

Picture me naked. When the screaming stops you should doze right off. :)

Am I just getting old or is the holiday season just becoming more in your face.

Anonbene comments on Dec 14, 2018:

The decorations those people put up now just look tacky

Well now, this is probably in bad taste, but it cracks me up!

Anonbene comments on Nov 24, 2018:

Thats the spirit ?

It's the little things, man.

Anonbene comments on May 30, 2019:

Could also apply to your penis 😞

NFL Bans Kneeling During The National Anthem | HuffPost

Anonbene comments on May 23, 2018:

Remember, the only reason the anthem is played is that the Pentagon pays for it as a recruitment tool. If the Pentagon stopped paying for it we would never hear it again. It has nothing to do with patriotism. Kneeling for it, on the other hand, is very meaningful and respectful to those of us that get brutalized by the police.

Any football fans out there?

Anonbene comments on Jan 20, 2019:

I'm a football fan not a team fan so today is a good day no matter who wins. I just love good plays. Long passes, long runs, its all good.

But why is it there?

Anonbene comments on Dec 12, 2018:

A squabble with the zoning board.

NASA Is Going to Knock an Asteroid Out of Orbit in First-Ever Planetary Defense Test ...

Anonbene comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Knocks it off course only to discover that in 11 years that new course directly impacts the earth. Unintended consequences. Ooops

A tip for all my friends who need a day off work...

Anonbene comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Poor bastard, looks to be on deaths doorstep. Can I bring you anything? Like an mp3 player?

Please people don't be that person.

Anonbene comments on Oct 24, 2018:

That elf on the shelf is really going too far now.

Last night I ended up taking the night off of work.I used a vacation day. Why?

Anonbene comments on Jun 6, 2019:

Good for you

Dying slowly. This really hits home for me right now.

Anonbene comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Now that I'm this age I'm trying to die as slowly as I can. I had fun, did most of those things.

My position paper on homelessne​​ss has reached it's final draft.

Anonbene comments on Aug 3, 2018:

Does it have my cure in it?

To Have A Friend, "With Benefits'.

Anonbene comments on May 18, 2019:

You should never let them move in. They become domesticated way to soon. They ruin everything. They make you wear pants when companies coming over. Shower way more than is necessary. Right out of the blue they want to talk to you for no reason. I don't get it.

Find The Lady Who Got Scott Pruitt to Resign.

Anonbene comments on Jul 20, 2018:

Anyone know what she said to him?

Hi sexual deviants.

Anonbene comments on Jul 11, 2018:

After two days I start getting cranky and start building something. When she does finally drive up I bend her over the hood.

That ain't gonna happen.

Anonbene comments on Jan 4, 2019:

The air freshener is a nice touch. ?

Have you ever had sex in a vehicle?

Anonbene comments on Aug 7, 2018:

Yesterday on a riding lawnmower. ?

FYI you can't post shirtless costume pics... who knew?

Anonbene comments on Nov 2, 2018:

That's weird. Many of us have posted nudes and I think they're still up. In case you lost your copy I may have one around here somewhere. ?

Do you believe they trusted me with this stuff in the army?

Anonbene comments on Apr 25, 2019:

Did you ever get the chance to throw live grenades? We did. That was nerve racking.

The secret to a long, happy marriage

Anonbene comments on Mar 8, 2018:

I thought it was a little funny.

Just look at that face....

Anonbene comments on May 18, 2019:

I hope she appreciates how her molecules lined up.

BDSM - BD/DS/SM - Thoughts this morning .

Anonbene comments on Oct 20, 2018:

While shopping I see a couple I know and start talking to them about their home improvements then Llama walks over to join the conversation and I put my arm around her shoulder and slip my hand down inside her shirt and bra to cup her breast while we gab. Eyes dilate, the conversation continues as if nothing is out of the ordinary.

Oopsie! My bad..

Anonbene comments on Oct 22, 2018:

I'm accidentally going to send that to folks too. ?

rules are rules

Anonbene comments on Oct 5, 2018:

That's the motivation I need to get back to exercising. ?

I have been very distracted today.

Anonbene comments on Jul 26, 2018:

It's kind of odd that there are women here that claim they want to meet men but spend their time posting how repulsive penises are. Make up your minds ladies. Penises are part of the package. Maybe help us guys out by posting in your bios you would prefer eunuchs. Are your other preferences to include I like black people except for the color of their skin?

An exquisite watercolor by Steve Hanks.

Anonbene comments on Dec 2, 2018:

OMG. What was I thinking of inviting the whole sodomisers-r-us group over?

I think I lost a like or two for my profile picture ...lol.

Anonbene comments on Apr 29, 2019:

Your throw rugs has more likes than my face does.😭

While not really a meme, most of the people that have been asking about this check this spot often.

Anonbene comments on Nov 30, 2018:

Anyone find out why she shot him?

Ya'll. I need a pep talk. Does anyone else find online dating demoralizing?

Anonbene comments on May 11, 2019:

How concerned are you about this new 6 week abortion law and sending women to jail for 10 years? Think it will become law in Georgia?

Led Zeppelin's First U.S. Concert Happened in Denver Fifty Years Ago | Westword

Anonbene comments on Dec 29, 2018:

I saw them on this tour opening for Vanilla Fudge they played at Nantastic Beach, Hull, Mass. They were fantastic. My sister didn't care for them but I thought they were better than Vanilla Fudge that day. That day and Jimi Hendrix at Bostin Garden were the two best concerts I've ever been to.

I suppose at his age, he does not care whether he is rescued or not.

Anonbene comments on Sep 13, 2018:

I can relate.

Not that I'm complaining...

Anonbene comments on Oct 31, 2018:

My wife's lion tamer outfit. It wasn't long before everyone found out it was only held together with a little velcro. I asked her later how many guys helped themselves and she told me she thinks all of the guys did and about half the women too.

A guy and his date are parked out in the country away from town, when they start kissing and ...

Anonbene comments on Oct 13, 2018:

$150 ?

When you pm too many women.

Anonbene comments on Dec 12, 2018:

What are you looking at me for? ?

Had Mark Anthony Condit been a guy named Mohammad or Omar, how differently would the media be ...

Anonbene comments on Mar 21, 2018:

I've been on twitter calling the guy a white racist terrorist suicide bomber every time the msm calls him anything. The racism in this country infuriates me

He may lick you to death LOL

Anonbene comments on Aug 13, 2018:

They're all over the place. These two keep following me everywhere. Be careful out there.

News - Feds indict former top officials at company that distributed millions of opioids [cnn.com]

Anonbene comments on Jul 19, 2019:

Waiting for them to arrest the entire Sackler family.

Just try to turn your head and you'l be sorry??? booom!

Anonbene comments on Mar 30, 2019:

My wife would tell me, hey hon look over to your left, no your other left, over there! Check her out. ?

Richard Trusman art..."Woman at window"

Anonbene comments on Feb 17, 2019:

I don't usually like nude photos of fat women but this one is ok

How will the advent of self-driving cars change your life or the lives of others?

Anonbene comments on Mar 31, 2018:

For most errands they can't get here soon enough for me. I can pretend I'm rich and am getting chauffeured around.

What would you say to impress someone that you are attracted to?

Anonbene comments on Jul 21, 2018:

Hi

Good morning Girls and Boys.

Anonbene comments on Mar 27, 2019:

I'm real happy for you man

What are your thoughts on Samantha Bee apologizing for the epithet she used to describe Ivanka ...

Anonbene comments on Jun 8, 2018:

She should not have apologized.

Our weekend weather forecast. Just another day in Upstate NY. (I'm in Cato, NY)

Anonbene comments on Jan 18, 2019:

My sympathies

Why some people posts here under two or more user names?

Anonbene comments on Feb 14, 2018:

Well, to be completely honest some of the women I may or may not have sent very inappropriate disgusting sickening bordering on probably illegal in several southern states messages to may have good reason to change their identities. I deny everything! ;)

I end my book with the line: There's only one war: The War to Save the Environment.

Anonbene comments on Apr 3, 2018:

I only remember the last line of a sf book I read 40 years ago. Men may come and go but Earth Abides. It was kind of comforting.

I have a 4 hour meeting today that I was honored to be invited to be a part of, because it means ...

Anonbene comments on Nov 29, 2018:

I'm so jealous.

Love is a many splendored thing but it is based upon commonality and symbiosis.

Anonbene comments on Feb 22, 2019:

The scary bit is you have to show your mental disorder first so that your compadre can see and relate to it.

The Dr. that weighed souls, 1907, and his odd obituary.

Anonbene comments on Mar 24, 2019:

5 doctors agreeing on this is very compelling evidence that even modern Dentists can't match.

I'm starting to suspect that while I can see my profile photo on my profile, others can't?

Anonbene comments on Feb 17, 2018:

Who said that?

Gerry Hatrić (@gerryhatric) | Twitter

Anonbene comments on Nov 18, 2018:

You have one new follower. You don't have to send me flowers or anything but it would be nice just the same. ?

Well, well I thought this was because of my age.????

Anonbene comments on Apr 3, 2019:

After learning the fact that ghosts put their wieners in your mouth when you yawn this new info is just too much for me.

A strike by the air traffic controllers and truck drivers would stop this shutdown bs real quick.

Anonbene comments on Jan 15, 2019:

I've been saying this to every Democrat on Twitter for over a week now.

If you met god after you died, what would you tell him?

Anonbene comments on Feb 8, 2018:

What's up with shit? Your followers like to say we exist because of your intelligent design, do think it was intelligent to design mammals that produce their own toxic waste? And the stink, geez. Why can't we humans shit like rabbits do? Tiny pellets. Why couldn't you design us to only take in enough calories to exist without all this extra fat you moron? And what's up with the way you designed us to reproduce? Do you just hate women? About that stretching the pussys to the size of a fucking human head? You couldn't have designed the birth deal so kids came out sooner and way smaller? Explain bleeding pussys every month and what did you think menopause was going to accomplish? And what's with this tiny dick you dick?

Anyone care to comment on how the Catholic Church ruins sex for members.?

Anonbene comments on Jan 16, 2019:

One of my favorite things has always been getting catholic girls and women to do those taboo things they swear they would never ever do.

Are you mellowing with age or leaning toward the get-off-my-lawn end of the spectrum?

Anonbene comments on Jul 3, 2018:

You can fuck my wife if you want to but don't you dare park on my lawn while you're doing it. ?

When a Llama loves .

Anonbene comments on Jul 27, 2018:

Did we ever settle the most important question of 2016? What color is the llama?

Dating "Types"

Anonbene comments on Feb 7, 2018:

I get along best with women that don't like women.

Lawd Cheesy Crust (@LawdCheesyCrust) | Twitter

Anonbene comments on Nov 18, 2018:

You're Lord Cheesy Crust? I love that account. I think I promoted this site on your account.

A Twitter Troll Tried To Frame Robert Mueller - The Late Show [youtube.com]

Anonbene comments on Nov 1, 2018:

This kid is still planning on this great big announcement in about 45 minutes except his "witness" just ran away. Got on another plane and disappeared. Too funny.

A gentle reminder...

Anonbene comments on Nov 3, 2018:

Straight Democrat ticket for me.

Social media - how do you use it?

Anonbene comments on Jul 27, 2018:

They make it impossible to leave Facebook but very easy to get banned from Twitter like I was. Trump seems to be a sensitive little bitch when you get close to the truth. I'm guessing.

What attire/appearance first sexually aroused you?

Anonbene comments on Jan 14, 2019:

My best friends mothers bathrobe. You know when they lean over and one side hangs open and you just happen to be in the right place at the right time and she is distracted doing something and you glance over and see a whole grown-up woman's boob for the first time and its right there beside you, within arms reach so you do and she doesn't freak out and stop you?

What an amazing adventure, here’s today’s highlights 🚘 Driving through the mountains of VT ...

Anonbene comments on Jun 26, 2019:

Hail Henry

Just stumbled in and feeling much like I may have found my people.

Anonbene comments on Jan 28, 2019:

Ooh, you're lucky, right in time for the Tuesday night baby fry.

All the best to everyone on this Site, & thanks to @Admin, @SiteSupport & everyone else that keeps ...

Anonbene comments on Dec 31, 2018:

Ditto to the @admin folks ?

Why won't men listen?

Anonbene comments on Aug 9, 2018:

Woman rounds corner and rolls her car into a ditch.

Would you, or would you not?

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Maybe but she would have to be pretty and topless and have free beer and free WiFi then I would follow her around and pretend to be interested in what she is saying just like I do to my girlfriend now.

Just fun & interesting... Things That Are Much Bigger Than You Always Thought [youtube.com]

Anonbene comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Neato!

Check out "How to Live Mortgage Free with Sarah Beeny" on Netflix ...

Anonbene comments on Sep 19, 2018:

I haven't bought Netflix yet so I don't know what she is saying but if it's the get a roommate, pay off your house sooner, cut cable things I usually hear may I suggest a third option to renting or the mortgage route altogether? Just take a house someone else no longer wants. It requires manual labor for a few months and some advice or how to books or videos but anyone can do it. You do not need money, special licenses or anyone's permission. I've started talking about it over on the group The American Dream so if you have any questions ill be glad to answer them there so other folks can read them too.

Your guide to Trump-speak.

Anonbene comments on Aug 1, 2018:

100 % right

Wow!!! the prices back in 1962.🤔

Anonbene comments on May 22, 2019:

How much are they charging now for an adult ticket?

What movie trope is the worst?

Anonbene comments on Apr 3, 2018:

Dads are stupid and violence solves everything. Grrr.

You are what you eat: True or false?

Anonbene comments on Nov 13, 2018:

I'm toast

This is a little strange event happening.

Anonbene comments on Sep 14, 2018:

They're here... ?