Why don't you guys have deviant girlfriends? What's the real problem here?

Our_existence comments on Jul 16, 2018:

Very happy with my partner

Anonbene replies on Jul 16, 2018:

That's nice to hear.

Aren't summer dresses just the best? Ladies, show us yours.

Annitonn comments on Jul 15, 2018:

When I get the chance I love wearing dresses, and high heels, and my tiara lol

Anonbene replies on Jul 15, 2018:

Not a lot of women know that a nice tiara really makes the outfit come together. ?

Aren't summer dresses just the best? Ladies, show us yours.

Iamkratom comments on Jul 15, 2018:

Dresses are my choice for summer walks in the woods. I convinced my significant other to buy a kilt. Now there's no fumbling with clothes if the mood hits us in a nice secluded area in nature.

Anonbene replies on Jul 15, 2018:

And that's how ladies can get men up and out to do some exercising. ?

Aren't summer dresses just the best? Ladies, show us yours.

Pete66 comments on Jul 15, 2018:

I love it when my girlfriend wears light summer dresses, especially when she wears nothing underneath! ;)

Anonbene replies on Jul 15, 2018:

I think it's against the law to wear stuff underneath them. ?

This morning my doorbell rang.

Snickers77 comments on Jul 14, 2018:

We're everywhere.

Anonbene replies on Jul 14, 2018:

I saw that. Awkward.

Can I just ask the guys something...what is it with the ass thing?

nutrition_nerd comments on Jul 14, 2018:

I have the ass of a 19 year old Latina. I enjoy the ass attention. ;) sorry. I know I wasn't supposed to comment.

Anonbene replies on Jul 14, 2018:

@nutrition_nerd Watches you walking out. Nice ass

Would you, or would you not?

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Maybe but she would have to be pretty and topless and have free beer and free WiFi then I would follow her around and pretend to be interested in what she is saying just like I do to my girlfriend now.

Anonbene replies on Jul 14, 2018:

@Punkrockgirl77 Maybe you should re-read the original post that I responded to.

Happy ending massage. Thoughts?

nutrition_nerd comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Does this exist for women? Asking for a friend that hasn't had good sex in over a month.........

Anonbene replies on Jul 14, 2018:

Not as a business but... A lady friend of mine comes over pretty often and wants specific things done to her until she can't walk. She rests on one of the beds for a while. Gets dressed says thanks and goes home. Too bad you don't live closer.

Patriotism. Is it worth it?

bigpawbullets comments on Jul 13, 2018:

You can love your country, and it's people, without supporting the current political situation. Maybe that's being truly patriotic.

Anonbene replies on Jul 13, 2018:

It isn't my country I just happened to be a citizen of it because I was born here. The current political situation is a direct reflection of millions of Americans desires for just this situation which leaves me not only not loving them I don't even like them and consider them enemies of this country and a literal threat to our security stability and above all democracy itself.

For all of you that woke up this morning just like I did and was thinking whatever did happen to ...

pepperjones comments on Jul 13, 2018:

I was just retelling this story to my 16 year old about 2 weeks ago... That and the Buttafuco story. Fun times in the early 90s

Anonbene replies on Jul 13, 2018:

Ah Joey, what a guy.

Patriotism. Is it worth it?

rogueflyer comments on Jul 13, 2018:

I too am a Vet (Vietnam). I regret not having the courage or foresight to either go to Canada or jail in order to avoid being part of one of America's greatest mistakes. Don't get me wrong I'm a realist and believe in a strong defense but most GI's were killed after LBJ realized the war could not ...

Anonbene replies on Jul 13, 2018:

Yes but, defense of what exactly?

Patriotism. Is it worth it?

wordywalt comments on Jul 13, 2018:

Instead of washing our hands of it, we need to vote of kick the corrupt bastards out and fight to replace them with people who give a damn about us and our democracy. Giving up is giving in to the corruption.

Anonbene replies on Jul 13, 2018:

They all say they will work for us to get elected but the primary focus once they get there seems to be the pursuit of money and how to get more of it. The system demands it. Pretty discouraging.

Hey boy you must be a summer night because you make me sticky and uncomfortable Step right up and...

azzow2 comments on Jul 10, 2018:

I had never used pick up lines never felt the need to. I did know a guy that would walk up to women and say do you want to have sex only he used the F-word and he left with the gal more times than he got slapped.

Anonbene replies on Jul 13, 2018:

This does work. Also asking if you can touch/feel their boobs works well too.

All right fellow Deviants I've got to ask this what was your most Deviant event in your life so far?

kensmile4u comments on Jul 12, 2018:

My band has played many Holiday, Bike week, Biketoberfest shows at a local Nudist/SLS resort. The after parties are always memorable. I've been to several after parties in Key West's Fantasy Fest. It's hard to pick one. All good fun! ...

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

@kensmile4u I remember that girl. Sweet!

All right fellow Deviants I've got to ask this what was your most Deviant event in your life so far?

kensmile4u comments on Jul 12, 2018:

My band has played many Holiday, Bike week, Biketoberfest shows at a local Nudist/SLS resort. The after parties are always memorable. I've been to several after parties in Key West's Fantasy Fest. It's hard to pick one. All good fun! ...

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

They use to have some of the best body painters there. A great place.

All right fellow Deviants I've got to ask this what was your most Deviant event in your life so far?

Anonbene comments on Jul 12, 2018:

That's a tough one. The time we fucked in the stands of the Capitol Center outside of DC during a Credence Clearwater show. The time I was fucking my girlfriend in her mom's basement and her Mom caught us but didn't say anything and just watched us. The time we went to a swingers party. About a ...

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

@chris26plus My lady friend would walk over me to get to you. I know that for a fact too. ?

Stormy Daniels was arrested in Ohio because a customer touched her.

shayne69 comments on Jul 12, 2018:

A CNN article I saw a bit ago states that charges have been dropped. According to that report, police detectives intervened only after they had observed Stormy touching customers, including fondling the breasts of a woman and putting the heads of more than one man between her breasts -- an activity ...

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

Thanks for the update. I'm glad charges were dropped.

Good, bad, or in between, what is the weirdest job you've ever had?

Anonbene comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Because of my security clearance and MOS I traveled all over the world as a secretary, driver, body guard, sounding board, keeper of secrets for Generals and Master Sergeant Majors. Sometimes we would stop in countries for an hour and leave. I wasnt told what country either. This was during Vietnam....

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

@MrLizard I didn't think so at the time but who knows? I was often asked to stay by the jeep or outside this door.

Penises.

brentan comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Mine has been a source of pleasure for over 50 years now. I forgave it a long time ago for not being huge and we have a comfortable relationship with each other. Even urinating is somewhat pleasant too, especially if you’re out somewhere like a forest and you can aim anywhere you like.

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

AND we can write our names too!

Penises.

thinktwice comments on Jul 12, 2018:

WHAT?! I can't believe such creatures exist that hate penises, and don't know you well enough to call you are a liar! lol I would never get anything done if I had one...I like sitting straddled behind my partner and pretending it's mine...nice to have a built in joy stick...

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

Ah the reach around. ? Read the thread from admin about the proposal to add more detailed sexual preferences in the bio. Yikes!

Good, bad, or in between, what is the weirdest job you've ever had?

LimeySteve comments on Jul 12, 2018:

I managed an Adult Theater and Bookstore. I was 18. I'm afraid it probably had an influence on me.

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

Annabelles? Me and my girlfriend were there yesterday.

Good, bad, or in between, what is the weirdest job you've ever had?

Mystical comments on Jul 12, 2018:

I worked for a fishing bait company and hand picked earthworms to put into the styrofoam cups.

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

Oh c'mon! You're making this too easy. ?

Did you guys know about this deviancy? ?

RonWilliam53 comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Chinese?Now, Japanese I could see. They've got some strange kinks, like tentacle porn.

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

Japanese porn is the weirdest thing.

Penises.

archer5691 comments on Jul 12, 2018:

LMFAO!....are u for real dude? Don't get me wrong, Sparky, as a gay man i do love the cock...but rreeeaaallly? :D

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

It's in reference to a question that was asked if admin should put more intimate specifuc options in the bios. That did not go well. It was made perfectly clear that type of information was a no no

Penises.

graceylou comments on Jul 12, 2018:

What? Who are these women who hate penises? Mmmm. I think penises go great with my morning coffee.

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

There are hundreds of them on this site and men everywhere thank you for your support. Read some of the threads on dating and you'll find the ones I'm referring to. Recently there was a thread asking if there should be more specificity in the bios about sexual preferences. Man, did admin get an earful. As in, keep that disgusting information away from my tender eyes. It prompted my post.

Stormy Daniels was arrested in Ohio because a customer touched her.

shayne69 comments on Jul 12, 2018:

The article I saw on the arrest noted that the police have not confirmed that she was arrested. Either it's a matter or procedure (they need to wait for some official act before they can confirm) or it didn't happen. Seems odd that they didn't charge the person touching her if they did arrest her. ...

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

@shayne69 That kind of makes sense. If it was cops it sounds like an entrapment thing but also why go through the effort for what would probably be a misdemeanor dismissed by a judge?

Penises.

KissedbySun comments on Jul 12, 2018:

I have always liked penises. They are fun. I like playing with them and it's fun to sleep at my boyfriend's and play with his while I fall asleep. Generally they've been good to me. My sister thinks they are ugly and has always felt sorry for men for having to have such an ugly thing attached to...

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

Kinda feel bad for your brother-in-law though.

Stormy Daniels was arrested in Ohio because a customer touched her.

Palindromeman comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Are you shitting me? Is this for real??? Christ in a sidecar...

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

@Palindromeman Joseph: So Jesus what would like to be when you grow up? Jesus: A carpenter Joseph: looking around, in Nazareth?. You know we live in a desert and there's no trees here right? Jesus: oh did I say carpenter I meant the son of God. Joseph: still looking around. Um Jeez, you know we don't have any of those here either right? How are you going to pay for food and a house? Jesus: doesn't matter, there are plenty of idiots here that will believe anything you tell them and give you money for doing so. Joseph: you're an idiot. Jesus: Just watch.

Stormy Daniels was arrested in Ohio because a customer touched her.

Secretguy comments on Jul 12, 2018:

This smells like a setup.

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

Yeah it's pretty much a retaliation to please our imbecile in chief. He and his followers are petty and vindictive. Stable genius my ass.

Penises.

Donotbelieve comments on Jul 12, 2018:

It's not the penis that we don't like, it's the men attached to them. I love men and I very much enjoy sex and the male anatomy, but only on a man that I respect. It's not about your appendage that offends, if at all. It's your personality. This is not aimed specifically at you, either....

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

If you were familiar with my personality you could justifiably omit that qualifier and no one would fault you for it. ??

Penises.

KissedbySun comments on Jul 12, 2018:

I have always liked penises. They are fun. I like playing with them and it's fun to sleep at my boyfriend's and play with his while I fall asleep. Generally they've been good to me. My sister thinks they are ugly and has always felt sorry for men for having to have such an ugly thing attached to...

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

That's so nice to hear. Now you jerks that's not an invitation to send dick pics remember your manners. We are among friends here.

Penises.

Alvinsmama comments on Jul 12, 2018:

I appreciate a nice penis, especially when it's at attention and feels like velvet in my hand.

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

@Alvinsmama That kind of shenanigans (hanky panky)goes on in my house deck and yard all the time. There is no age limit to these shenanigans. None of us drink we just like each other... A lot. ?

Penises.

Alvinsmama comments on Jul 12, 2018:

I appreciate a nice penis, especially when it's at attention and feels like velvet in my hand.

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

You will be my and a bunch of other guys friend forever.

After my g/f visited me these last 2 days, I got to thinking.

Anonbene comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Here as another thought (tactic) that you might find useful and want to consider. During a first meeting and date never look at her chest. Women's minds are always working and they all are always about a hairs width between "I've got him" and "what's wrong with me"? By paying absolutely no ...

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

@Stacey48, @VAL3941 I just told you to do less work

After my g/f visited me these last 2 days, I got to thinking.

Anonbene comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Here as another thought (tactic) that you might find useful and want to consider. During a first meeting and date never look at her chest. Women's minds are always working and they all are always about a hairs width between "I've got him" and "what's wrong with me"? By paying absolutely no ...

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

@Stacey48 Yes I agree. That's why I posted it. To maybe even up the sides a little bit

Stormy Daniels was arrested in Ohio because a customer touched her.

Palindromeman comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Are you shitting me? Is this for real??? Christ in a sidecar...

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

Yup, I took that from the ABC news site just now. Got to scroll down a bit.

After my g/f visited me these last 2 days, I got to thinking.

SukiSue comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Yup. When you want sex you have to initiate no matter Who You Are. No one else is a mind reader.

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

@SukiSue Hey! I have legs! Man this is my lucky day. Who knew? ?

After my g/f visited me these last 2 days, I got to thinking.

SukiSue comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Yup. When you want sex you have to initiate no matter Who You Are. No one else is a mind reader.

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

@SukiSue Sashay works as well as slinks or even stumble or not even enter just protruding into a room also works. ?

After my g/f visited me these last 2 days, I got to thinking.

Anonbene comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Like in any negotiation the person that has the thing the other person wants always has the upper hand whether it's a first addition comic book or a used vagina. Females are taught this tactic from the age of about 4 or 5. Your only defense against this is to remind yourself and her that there are 3...

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

@SukiSue I agree wholeheartedly but the initial post was about sex so I stayed on that subject as has The Initiator! ??

After my g/f visited me these last 2 days, I got to thinking.

SukiSue comments on Jul 12, 2018:

By the way, nice pictures! Just seeing these would make me be the initiator!

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

@minhmeister That is just the best.?

After my g/f visited me these last 2 days, I got to thinking.

SukiSue comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Yup. When you want sex you have to initiate no matter Who You Are. No one else is a mind reader.

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

Yes, woman have the cruel burden of walking into a room or anyplace a man is to initiate sex. Poor dears.

After my g/f visited me these last 2 days, I got to thinking.

Anonbene comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Like in any negotiation the person that has the thing the other person wants always has the upper hand whether it's a first addition comic book or a used vagina. Females are taught this tactic from the age of about 4 or 5. Your only defense against this is to remind yourself and her that there are 3...

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

@minhmeister There's always a solution for that ready at hand.

After my g/f visited me these last 2 days, I got to thinking.

Anonbene comments on Jul 12, 2018:

Like in any negotiation the person that has the thing the other person wants always has the upper hand whether it's a first addition comic book or a used vagina. Females are taught this tactic from the age of about 4 or 5. Your only defense against this is to remind yourself and her that there are 3...

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

@VAL3941T Vaginas are a country mile from being considered pretty and if a woman barters with you for its use its not even to be considered a sex object. It's to be considered a product that's for sale for the right price. That's usually a wedding and all the expense that comes with its aftermath. The bad news is that most women are taught that their vaginas are basically cash machines and to be used as investment devices. On the other hand. There are women that love sex as much as you do so go find one of them. They're pretty easy to find. They are the woman all the other woman hate.

As I was raising my children, I used guilt as a tool to help them understand that some behaviors ...

Anonbene comments on Jul 12, 2018:

I hear that works on most men in general too. Some women are quite good at it.

Anonbene replies on Jul 12, 2018:

@SukiSue Are you suggesting it isn't true?

Sexual Compatibility - How better to phrase it?

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Did you ever flash your tits in public? (Mardi Gras beads) Do you like or love anal sex? Do you swallow cum? Would you go to a swingers party. Ever had a threesome? Ever fucked a person from another race? If your answer to these questions is no way, never or I'm not going to answer that then...

Anonbene replies on Jul 11, 2018:

@Alvinsmama What time should I pick you up? ???

God hates porn?

jacpod comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I have never seen any porn at all; must have led a very sheltered life, I suppose I didn't seek it out.

Anonbene replies on Jul 11, 2018:

In case you ever become curious. Pornhub.com

Iranian woman 'sentenced to 20 years in prison' for removing headscarf in protest | The Independent

Marionville comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I actually seethe when I read something like this. After a few minutes, when I have calmed down, and my brain starts operating properly again I begin to appreciate how fortunate I am. I am a white, middle-class woman, living in a democratic country. I can practice any religion I wish or not. I ...

Anonbene replies on Jul 11, 2018:

Funnily enough you might be getting yelled at right here by the so called liberated feminists that inhabit this site for using the male dominated term "fellow sisters" ?

Sir! Sir! Yes?

Donotbelieve comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Ugh

Anonbene replies on Jul 11, 2018:

Equality sucks don't it?

Ideas for good first dates?

Anonbene comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Don't you know what you like to do? Invite her to do what you enjoy and know something about. Ever hear the expression who wears the pants in your family. The second you ask her out on a date the negotiations begin. Giving her the choice of where and when to date is handing her the pants. Let's ...

Anonbene replies on Jul 11, 2018:

@Cast1es that's a cute story but did your Mom mention that only works for a while and it (pussy) has a very short use by date not to mention he just got her to take her panties off so he won that one and she blew her point completely. In my house the woman that tries to withold the use of her pussy to get her way or be the head of the household will be spending the evening packing her bags and sleeping on the couch. Remember guys you have a say in relationships and you can say no. I'm not putting up with that. There are 3 1/2 billion women on the planet go get another one to show the jade exhibit to.

Sir! Sir! Yes?

Sticks48 comments on Jul 11, 2018:

I'll show you my boobs if you change my flat!

Anonbene replies on Jul 11, 2018:

Right? Seems like a fair exchange to me. ?

Breasts

findmegenie comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Seems Luke everyone is missing the points.THE NIPPLLES.They have to be covered because they are windows to the sole.Like a penis,which is OK flaccid but dare to get aroused and you are called a pervert.Women on a nudist beach may feel aroused and you can't tell.

Anonbene replies on Jul 11, 2018:

@AnneWimsey It must be terrible going through life thinking your Dad is a pervert because got a hard on. I feel sorry for you.

Sexual Compatibility - How better to phrase it?

RaaChenn comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Women are horny at a particular time of month, while men are horny all the time, unless they are too old. A lot of it is just the willingness to accomodate them because you love them. Male or female, haven't we all been willing to go, even when we didn't want to, because the other did?

Anonbene replies on Jul 11, 2018:

@gigihein Woah woah woah Hold up a sec. The comments seemed to pass right by the most important part of GiGis post. Now about these friends of yours that are horny all the time? Can you introduce them to us because these females that think long walks on the beach are just the best thing since sliced bread are boring as shit. You would be doing mankind a kindness.

Breasts

findmegenie comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Seems Luke everyone is missing the points.THE NIPPLLES.They have to be covered because they are windows to the sole.Like a penis,which is OK flaccid but dare to get aroused and you are called a pervert.Women on a nudist beach may feel aroused and you can't tell.

Anonbene replies on Jul 11, 2018:

@AnneWimsey Shakespeare and I would disagree with your "fact" about why people are here. And without your Daddy's perverted hard on you wouldn't be enjoying the life you are squandering now. ?

What are some of your personal “rules” that you never break?

Anonbene comments on Jul 11, 2018:

My one hard and fast rule I will never break is putting up with people with hard and fast rules. Idiots. Also I ask every woman with a little teeny tiny stomach bulge if she's pregnant.

Anonbene replies on Jul 11, 2018:

@AmiSue I have fun.

If you could live ANYWHERE....

BobbyJaan comments on Jul 11, 2018:

Port Isaac, Cornwall UK. The place looks amazing on the TV series "Doc Martin".

Anonbene replies on Jul 11, 2018:

Portwen

Breasts

findmegenie comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Seems Luke everyone is missing the points.THE NIPPLLES.They have to be covered because they are windows to the sole.Like a penis,which is OK flaccid but dare to get aroused and you are called a pervert.Women on a nudist beach may feel aroused and you can't tell.

Anonbene replies on Jul 11, 2018:

@AnneWimsey You're snarky whataboutism (your bigotry)makes you sound like a gun nut or a Trump supporter. Your demeaning of people that just happen to be born with penises tells me that you are not worth listening to on any other subject due to your open bigotry. Without those people with penises you wouldn't be here.

Breasts

findmegenie comments on Mar 6, 2018:

Seems Luke everyone is missing the points.THE NIPPLLES.They have to be covered because they are windows to the sole.Like a penis,which is OK flaccid but dare to get aroused and you are called a pervert.Women on a nudist beach may feel aroused and you can't tell.

Anonbene replies on Jul 10, 2018:

@AnneWimsey You know you are demeaning the people that put on uniforms and protect you right?

Breasts

Humanity4all comments on Mar 24, 2018:

Explain to me why a large breasted Hairy Dude can expose his DD'ss and its no big deal, But if a Woman's nipple is exposed for a fraction of a second the whole country loses its mind???

Anonbene replies on Jul 10, 2018:

@hemingwaykitten The point isn't whether someone is looking at a part of you the question that needs answering is why are you uncomfortable that someone is looking at that certain part of you? It seems to me the real problem is your inability to comprehend human nature. Do you become uncomfortable if a guy stares at your eyes? Ears? Feet?

Breasts

educatedredneck comments on Jun 24, 2018:

It's cool he's blaspheming while upholding moral standards.

Anonbene replies on Jul 10, 2018:

You'll see that a lot all over this website.

Dating after 50

confidentrealm comments on Jun 30, 2018:

Why is it so hard to find someone to spend the rest of my life with?

Anonbene replies on Jul 10, 2018:

You answered your own question.

What are some of your personal “rules” that you never break?

TiberiusGracchus comments on Jul 10, 2018:

“Do not kill. Do not steal. Do not rape. These are principles which every man of every faith can embrace.” - The Boondock Saints

Anonbene replies on Jul 10, 2018:

I believe the soldiers and veterans may disagree with that first one.

Mental health screenings will now be required for a medical marijuana license in Oklahoma.

Omen6Actual comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Firearm ownership is a right so there's that.

Anonbene replies on Jul 10, 2018:

@Omen6Actual That type of nonsense doesn't work anymore. Try a new talking line that relates to the subject at hand.

Mental health screenings will now be required for a medical marijuana license in Oklahoma.

Omen6Actual comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Firearm ownership is a right so there's that.

Anonbene replies on Jul 10, 2018:

Her "right" didn't work out so well for her and the kids

These assholes can't take a joke.

GuyKeith comments on Jul 10, 2018:

That is a waste of good Texas BBQ sauce.

Anonbene replies on Jul 10, 2018:

@germangirl90439 They're the same thing.?

Do you believe the big bang theory?

TheAstroChuck comments on Jul 8, 2018:

It's not a question of belief or non-belief. The Big Bang Theory is now settled scientific fact. The *Correspondence Principal* then guarantees it will remain so forever. That's not to say a new theory might come along one day to supersede BB, but the new theory will have to predict everything ...

Anonbene replies on Jul 9, 2018:

@FatherOfNyx This answer makes the most sense to me. Good one.

Thoughts on sexual profile question?

Qualia comments on Jul 9, 2018:

?? ? @ *"Olympic"*

Anonbene replies on Jul 9, 2018:

Someone stands over you with a stopwatch and judges you by holding up a card. ?

Adult Virgins

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Why is this virgin going around blabbing that she's a virgin? How would you know anyone is or isn't a virgin? Is that like gaydar? Like people can tell youre a virgin by looking at you? You don't hear me going around blabbing that I may or may not have roids but you can't tell if I do just by ...

Anonbene replies on Jul 9, 2018:

@bleurowz Being a virgin at any age isn't weird bragging about being a virgin at 50 is the weird part. I think the kids call that tmi

Thoughts on sexual profile question?

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

That's much better Admin. Hey can we post boob pics yet? Non salacious but on topic to prove a point or two?

Anonbene replies on Jul 9, 2018:

@Deb57 Yes, men are quite disgusting to look at and should be hidden from view at all costs. ?

Thoughts on sexual profile question?

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

That's much better Admin. Hey can we post boob pics yet? Non salacious but on topic to prove a point or two?

Anonbene replies on Jul 9, 2018:

@RavenCT You lost me there. All men are topless at beaches and in their yards do you avoid beaches and pool parties and bbqs because of it? I just ignore them and enjoy my day.

Thoughts on sexual profile question?

dkp93 comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Lol @ Olympic style!

Anonbene replies on Jul 9, 2018:

@Kafir The Russian judges loved the aggressive insertion but took away a few points for the immediate withdrawal.

Thoughts on sexual profile question?

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

That's much better Admin. Hey can we post boob pics yet? Non salacious but on topic to prove a point or two?

Anonbene replies on Jul 9, 2018:

@Deb57 I think the topless pic of me is quite fetching. ?

Thoughts on sexual profile question?

dkp93 comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Lol @ Olympic style!

Anonbene replies on Jul 9, 2018:

I noticed that too ? I'm thinking there might be a javelin or parallel bars involved.

Thoughts on sexual profile question?

wordywalt comments on Jul 9, 2018:

This is a people site, not one designed to explore all aspects of sexuality. There are already many sites for that.

Anonbene replies on Jul 9, 2018:

There's a block button for that Walt. Maybe admin will add a button to block out offensive pictures as well as cuss words

Psychology of women's profile for men they would/want to date

birdingnut comments on Jun 20, 2018:

How many women have actually dated men who are honest, generous, and caring? Many/most men lie to gain advantage and hide their true activities, like pretending to like the women while really just plotting to seduce them asap. Many men are selfish..hiding their bass boat purchases while ...

Anonbene replies on Jul 9, 2018:

@birdingnut "Gross photos of genitals" Is all you need to know

Thoughts on sexual profile question?

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

That's much better Admin. Hey can we post boob pics yet? Non salacious but on topic to prove a point or two?

Anonbene replies on Jul 9, 2018:

@RavenCT I would have to turn that around to ask is there a reason not to? I believe woman can be topless in Times Square and everywhere else in the country. If anyone finds such a picture offensive they can always block the person posting it. I think admin could put a restriction button to block breast pictures as they do for offensive words.

Your Advice, please I am getting rid of 45 years of collecting- books, stuff, you name it, I had it...

Krish55 comments on Jul 9, 2018:

How many guys know what a credenza is?

Anonbene replies on Jul 9, 2018:

I think you can get to Narnia with one.

Perfection, baby!

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

My biggest problem is I satisfy far too many women sexually.

Anonbene replies on Jul 9, 2018:

@NothinnXpreVails I never should have told them I was a back up oboe player in a Lawrence Welk tribute band. Fame can be such a burden.

Now that I am 50, I think about death more than I would like to.

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

We here at the Really Real Association of Real Psychics* International Brother and Sisterhood have some really good and some kinda bad news for you. The good news is you are going to live for another 40 years. The kinda bad news is because you did decide to go to work tomorrow at a place you ...

Anonbene replies on Jul 9, 2018:

@Erick67 I'm 65 and will die any day now and it will be considered normal. I hate that. I want to live to be 200 even if it's only to sit in a chair and look out at this great place. Don't you just hate Brad and Dave? ?

Sexual Compatibility - How better to phrase it?

Anonbene comments on Jul 9, 2018:

Did you ever flash your tits in public? (Mardi Gras beads) Do you like or love anal sex? Do you swallow cum? Would you go to a swingers party. Ever had a threesome? Ever fucked a person from another race? If your answer to these questions is no way, never or I'm not going to answer that then...

Anonbene replies on Jul 9, 2018:

@goldenvalleyguy No way! You can't trust those fucking squirrels. ?

I started writing a book a few years ago.

Unimatrix907 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

I like the concept. The Pope says he will reveil the lord, gets full live worldwide news coverage. Comes out and says the whole thing was a Roman plot to spread the empire and none of the Jesus stuff was true. Announces the giving away of all church property to the poor and gives his Popemobile to ...

Anonbene replies on Jul 9, 2018:

That's good.

We'll need another map of available houses for our travelers.

nvrnuff comments on Jul 8, 2018:

City and state already on tag. Would be interesting, but would need some vetting, it would be very easy for things to go horribly wrong.

Anonbene replies on Jul 8, 2018:

@nvrnuff Airbnb seems to be pretty popular but if it concerns you then don't do it. Where do you take people after you meet them?

Anyone willing to try?

SaucyCheryl comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Love it and it is even more fantastic with double penetration.

Anonbene replies on Jul 8, 2018:

My girlfriend loves it too along with a third

We'll need another map of available houses for our travelers.

evergreen comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Interesting idea - but t'would be difficult to monitor and do pre-checks on those hosting , h-m-m ?

Anonbene replies on Jul 8, 2018:

What better way to vet than to read our posts and responses that are already here? We are generally honest and frank with our answers here and like any party you go to where sex is on the table anyone can say at any time nope, not for me. We can also post reviews of our guests and hosts for everyone else to see.

We'll need another map of available houses for our travelers.

nvrnuff comments on Jul 8, 2018:

City and state already on tag. Would be interesting, but would need some vetting, it would be very easy for things to go horribly wrong.

Anonbene replies on Jul 8, 2018:

I wouldn't think it's any more dangerous than meeting anyone under any other circumstances. The host determines what guests get invited. We can do a pretty good background check on people just based in their posts and comments and replies here. We can also give reviews about how guests act. Like any endeavour we can add details as they come up.

We'll need another map of available houses for our travelers.

Seeker55 comments on Jul 8, 2018:

Wow...interesting. My home is not big enough or equipped to host. I would to know more though just out of curiosity.

Anonbene replies on Jul 8, 2018:

If there's a will there's a way. I'm just looking to see if there is any interest in this idea right now.

Star Trek vs.

FynTul comments on Jul 8, 2018:

You gotta try Stargate SG1. Ran for 8 or 9 seasons? Great mix of hard core science and shit's n'giggles.

Anonbene replies on Jul 8, 2018:

I think I saw the outtake on YouTube of Sam chastising the shit out of Jack for not getting something working. You're McGiver, friggin McGiver, do you need a rubber band and a stick of gum to fix this? Haha she just went on and on at him. Cracked me up.

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Science-guy comments on Jul 7, 2018:

https://storiesonline.net/s/50474/arlene-and-jeff Is another good sci-fi story

Anonbene replies on Jul 8, 2018:

I never knew that site was there. Thanks for posting it.

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thinktwice comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Thanks! For me, the imagination is the greatest sexual turn on...I love reading erotica.

Anonbene replies on Jul 7, 2018:

@thinktwice See now that's the problem with most relationships. People meet get along and think the other person thinks just like they do. That's so wrong and leads to so much misery. If you meet someone tell them the truth about you. Not the standard crap about walks on the beach and gee I really like antiques. Fuck that. Tell them your most perverted thoughts on the first date so neither of you end up with a partner that says no way to whatever. I told my wife on our first date we were going to a swingers party and we did and we were devoted to each other until she passed away. So it wasn't a case of if I had the right partner or that I was lucky. Speak up people. Make your interests known. She or he is probably waiting for you to bring it up.

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soulless comments on Jul 7, 2018:

I've been reading this for years. I go through phases where it isn't enough for me though.

Anonbene replies on Jul 7, 2018:

There are real life people out here waiting for you that will accommodate anything you can dream of.

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thinktwice comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Thanks! For me, the imagination is the greatest sexual turn on...I love reading erotica.

Anonbene replies on Jul 7, 2018:

@thinktwice I use to text her stories of what I've done in my life and of course she didn't believe any of them but eventually I ran out of true stories so sending her the link to these stories keeps her entertained and keeps her mind in the gutter where mine is. ? or as I prefer being uninhibited. After exploring what's out there she now wants to touch another lady. Life is good. Ps. She now believes every story I ever told her. She use to say, I would never do that. She doesn't say that any more.

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thinktwice comments on Jul 7, 2018:

Thanks! For me, the imagination is the greatest sexual turn on...I love reading erotica.

Anonbene replies on Jul 7, 2018:

A friend of mine likes me reading it to her. Way better than The Night Before Christmas. ?

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Seeker55 comments on Jul 7, 2018:

For whatever reason, I have never found erotic writing to be a great turn on for me. Can anyone else relate to that?...explain it?

Anonbene replies on Jul 7, 2018:

@Katrik They have cartoons and artists depictions in some of them too.

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nutrition_nerd comments on Jul 7, 2018:

This is so cool!

Anonbene replies on Jul 7, 2018:

I thought you might like it. ?

Read Scott Pruitt’s Bizarre Resignation Letter – Mother Jones

kltuckmn comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Maybe the woman with baby accosting him in the restaurant finally decided him? Hope he stays away.

Anonbene replies on Jul 6, 2018:

I wonder if that's all it would take to publicly humiliate some of them. They think they are privileged and in the right. Maybe they need a wake up call.

Read Scott Pruitt’s Bizarre Resignation Letter – Mother Jones

sherylynn comments on Jul 6, 2018:

Nauseating. His damage is unforgivable. What I can't figure out is why he would want a USED mattress, from a hotel no less. WTF

Anonbene replies on Jul 6, 2018:

Same here. I can barely stomach sleeping on my own knowing what's been done on it. ?

How many of you miss Craigslist classifieds?

Rrain comments on Jul 4, 2018:

There is a new one called doublelist. same as Craigslist.

Anonbene replies on Jul 4, 2018:

Thanks we'll try it. This site doesn't have any bisexual women on it within reasonable driving distance.

Men, what would you think of a woman if they were forward with you and asked you out on a date.

Anonbene comments on Jul 4, 2018:

Asking men out on dates is always about sex. Like all mammals you're measuring up a suitable mate. If you asked me over to fix a sink leak I would assume it's about plumbing. You could still be measuring me up as a suitable mate but I wouldn't be thinking about sex. I would be thinking about the ...

Anonbene replies on Jul 4, 2018:

@UUNJ A damsel in distress is always a priority and to be taken seriously but fortunately we men can often adjust to changing circumstances shortly after we hump 50 pounds of tools drop lights extension cords drop cloths etc into a ladies inner sanctorum and find out, hey wait a minute this sink isn't leaking at all. I wonder if I misunderstood her? Probably. But we're still not thinking about the circumstances that would prompt us to write a letter to Penthouse. Even if after a thorough inspection of the pipes we pop our heads out from under the sink and look up to find you straddling us with a skirt on but not wearing undies and asking us if you should turn the water on so we can see the wet spot for ourselves we're still thinking this could still be a plumbing problem and it's just laundry day and you didn't have any clean undies. And of course we wouldn't mention anything for fear of embarrassing you because you forgot to wear undies because we are all perfect gentlemen.

Men, what would you think of a woman if they were forward with you and asked you out on a date.

RedneckProfessor comments on Jul 4, 2018:

I absolutely love a woman who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to go after it.

Anonbene replies on Jul 4, 2018:

@Blindbird No woman is being thought of as stupid because they don't have penises. They are being thought of as stupid because they don't have a sense of humor about themselves. Totally different things.

Men, what would you think of a woman if they were forward with you and asked you out on a date.

RedneckProfessor comments on Jul 4, 2018:

I absolutely love a woman who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to go after it.

Anonbene replies on Jul 4, 2018:

@Blindbird ???

Men, what would you think of a woman if they were forward with you and asked you out on a date.

RedneckProfessor comments on Jul 4, 2018:

I absolutely love a woman who knows what she wants and isn't afraid to go after it.

Anonbene replies on Jul 4, 2018:

Wait. Are you claiming you've met a woman that knows what she wants?