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Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 16, 2019:
I have seen this before, the Kings new clothes are displayed on the left about halfway down! ;P
The obscenities and descriptions that I can think of don't do justice to this situation.
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 15, 2019:
That must have been like having a really huge dump after a long spell of constipation, well done Mojo! Hope you're feeling better...;D
What would you call it? 🤣😂😕
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 14, 2019:
The worrying part is, he was only wearing underpants when he walked in! Sublime suggestive marketing? :D
What would you call it? 🤣😂😕
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 14, 2019:
There was a serious fire in my wardrobe last night outfit?
Full blown bat shit crazy and then some.
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 13, 2019:
Support your President, support your country, YES!! buy a Honda? Wankers!!!
Beam me up..
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 13, 2019:
Lovely that is!! Nice one.
My kids want me to get them goats.
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 12, 2019:
Talking of Ass's, have you thought of asking congress to pay for your new fence? :)
If only... If churches paid taxes.....
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 12, 2019:
While you keep voting for politicians who support the Church just for votes, it will always be the same, corruption breeds corruption, they're hand in glove and very rich and comfortable together, after all, who are the poor, neither camp gives a shit who they are as long as they don't have to subsidize them!
So, God is in control.
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 11, 2019:
I hope that we are all here on this site because we do not bow to Idols nor heed the word of man passed off as the word of God! While the pain of losing a loved one is incredibly deep, we should not apportion blame, not on a God and not on ourselves. Cherish the memories of our fallen, that's how they live on, in our thoughts! RIP
Maybe we could also call this group just for laughs (and groans).
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 10, 2019:
There have been many a lonely night in my life when I would have loved to have had Pandora's box........Whaaaaah!!
However you met your significant other probably has nothing on this guy. (read them in order)
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 10, 2019:
Biblical! In fact, more believable. ;)
I've just won the 2019 most secretive person award . I can't tell you how much this means to me .
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 9, 2019:
Priceless!
Very good question, anybody have an answer 🤣😂😅
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 7, 2019:
If you had a dipstick you could measure it!
Intermission!
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 7, 2019:
Risque! Beware the wrath of the lemon suckers mate!
Are dried up old witches with no sense of humor welcome to give their opinions about jokes meant for...
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 6, 2019:
I will not be associated with a group who would have someone like me as a member! I have a tunnel ready to go so check your beds for missing timbers lads, I'm offski!
From now on i think i will refer to the president as pat. Why?
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 6, 2019:
I see where you're coming from now I've read your post, cheers!
Are dried up old witches with no sense of humor welcome to give their opinions about jokes meant for...
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 6, 2019:
I should have mentioned dried up wizards too, my mistake, anybody who takes themselves just a bit too seriously, drama queens and the like, general population? Thats what it says in the group introduction! Thought I might be safe here.....Nah!
MGM resorts got a 1.
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 6, 2019:
Who is Pat?
This is really bad, but . . .
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 3, 2019:
Nothing you can think of is too bad for this one!
I don’t think that’s funny, it’s not true, not every stupid idiot gets more aggressive, ooh ...
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 3, 2019:
Funny
My sins have cost me a weekend, too......
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 2, 2019:
I bet he did'nt have to mow the grass for our sins!
A woman finds her husband in bed during the afternoon, whats wrong darling she asks?
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 2, 2019:
An audience, an audience, my Kingdom for an audience! I have been invited to do a gig in Salt Lake City but suspect Trump supporters have arranged that after my recent comments! ;)
Just curious, did anybody think this group would be this big, back when it was created?
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 2, 2019:
It will keep getting bigger until we are heard!
OMG a second coming …AND he wants a JOB!!!
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 2, 2019:
Priceless again!
Trump in the UK... [twitter.com]
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 2, 2019:
Good the Brits still have their sense of humour! Priceless!!
My worse nightmare is going to come true, I just know it, Boris Johnson UK Prime minister, Trump in ...
Austin-Cambridge comments on Jun 1, 2019:
Do you think the two with the mad hair will gang up on the baldy Russian?
Did you know...
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 31, 2019:
That's one cool cat you have there Z ;)
They say there’s one born every minute but these little suckers are breeding like catholic ...
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 31, 2019:
Lets hope they don't suck as much as Skype! :)
[cnn.
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 30, 2019:
Hardly pennies from heaven but I'll take them anyway!
Karma is alive and well [independent.co.uk]
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 30, 2019:
So the Lord has exposed some more latency in this corrupt world eh! :P
The Department of Energy is calling fossil fuels “molecules of freedom” and “freedom gas”
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 30, 2019:
FOOLS!!!!
The New Yorker magazine has turned three of President Donald Trump’s biggest allies in the ...
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 29, 2019:
Superb!
Oh, yes, she is! Meghan Trainor-Badass Woman [youtu.be]
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 29, 2019:
I prefer me egg "n" chips!
The man who predicted Trump's victory says Democrats may have to impeach him to have a chance in ...
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 29, 2019:
Just expose him for who truly is and the electors will do the rest!
When you consider how stupid the average person is it makes you shudder that half of the people in ...
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 29, 2019:
If there is an Atheist Bible you may find it in the reference section of any good bookshop or your local library :P
When you consider how stupid the average person is it makes you shudder that half of the people in ...
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 29, 2019:
If you have no truth just make some up! :P
something for the Trump apologist.
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 28, 2019:
It is a very sad indictment of the "American dream" that people truly believe that Trump is a successful businessman and not a ruthless scoundrel who has had enormous difficulties trying to squander his families fortune, which just seems to keep multiplying, as huge fortunes do! Let the masses know the difference between a self made man and an arrogant grown up brat who had everything on a plate from the very start!
This is as serious as i get: Look very, very carefully at the world tRump is creating.
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 28, 2019:
Never work with kids or animals, can't be trusted to conform!
That's Mr.Rhino to you.
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 28, 2019:
He looks like a punk!
If he’s twice as strong as he looks, he’s still going to be pancaked and Tuesday is canceled…
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 28, 2019:
Personally, I'd split before she does!
So blocking the vents with cabbage leaves didn’t work, It would be interesting to know what plan ...
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 28, 2019:
No shit!
I'm curious about what people on this site feel about the simulation hypothesis.
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 27, 2019:
The idea that the universe and all it's content including our world, all the history accumulated in our rocks and our painful evolution scientifically is all a simulation, computer generated or otherwise, is as probable an explanation as Genesis is! I would rather worship a creator than a programmer and where did our great programmer in the heavens come from, and so on, atheism for me is the disbelief in theories as well as deities.
It made me look twice, it fits to T?
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 26, 2019:
And both sitting on fortunes!
George Conway “‘One of the biggest motivating factors in Trump’s life — other than food, ...
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 26, 2019:
Be wise to follow these two with a bucket and spade, great for the rose's!
A married couple was enjoying a dinner out when a statuesque blonde walked over their table, ...
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 24, 2019:
And watch out for the bitter ex wives club, they'll claw your eyes out for that "joke" personally I love it!
A married couple was enjoying a dinner out when a statuesque blonde walked over their table, ...
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 24, 2019:
Thats priceless, well done!
Of course, some things never change, I'm cooking a chilli and just opened a tin of "Italian peeled ...
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 24, 2019:
Well, you pay for peeled, why should'nt you get effin peeled?
Two old ladies and a young girl standing at a bus-stop, the young lady lights a cigarette and it ...
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 24, 2019:
If anybody says "groan" you tell me a funnier joke and I'll agree with you!
DeVos becoming popular target for Democrats in 2020 race [bakersfield.
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 24, 2019:
You have a point there! And I have several more now, cheers!
Trump Joke of the Day Trump, the Pope, and an African teenager are on a plane.
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 24, 2019:
Priceless, great one!
tRump would be a winner… If there were ever a competition for being called the most disparaging,...
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 24, 2019:
Kind of you to leave out the more juicy ones!
Now, now Fluffy calm down! … I told you to be nice to the priest man…… .
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 24, 2019:
Go for it Fluffy, lovely boy!
I thought saw a flying saucer once, then it hit me.
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 24, 2019:
Sounds like you have a handle on UFOs man!
Help! I've got a song sorta stuck in my head this morning.
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 23, 2019:
Was it "I am a cider drinker" by the Wurzels? :P
Who is this asshole? [foxnews.]
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 23, 2019:
Is it the new President of Ukraine? He's a feckin comedian as well you know!
Being Married...
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 22, 2019:
Thats a really great one your shadiness!
Morning chuckle:
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 22, 2019:
Priceless!
Important Terms Advanced Persistent Threat (APT) - An advanced persistent threat uses ...
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 22, 2019:
This scary stuff Mr. Mojo!
We all know someone...
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 22, 2019:
We do, and we have 2 houses of them in London!
Jasus missus let him look, he’s not her type, these fast fry women are not interested in old ...
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 22, 2019:
Rah! Funny
Who still has a few of these laying around or stored somewhere collecting dust..
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 20, 2019:
Where do you hoarders come from? My 8 track was crushed in my Ford Cortina in the 70s
He ain't helping my BP..
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 20, 2019:
Do you have shares in BP? Jees I'll have to check the markets..
Just frustrated
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 20, 2019:
Perfectly normal reaction to madness!
Two scrap metal merchants at the gates of heaven, St.
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 20, 2019:
Groan?
Typical, looks like everyones forgotten they joined this group!
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 20, 2019:
Just waking up from your naps then! Welcome back codgers, ho,ho,who?
Deutsche Bank employees reported suspicious activity from Trump and Kushner, New York Times reports...
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 20, 2019:
Tip of the iceberg mate (see my crap joke) and it's multinational too, (see my comment on Critical Thinking) Movers and shakers couldn't give a damn for the media, the planet and any other creature that inhabits it!
How Sweet It Is (to be loved by you).
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 20, 2019:
Wonderful, I love the bouncy rhythm behind this version.
An oldie but a goodie!
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 20, 2019:
I did a bit of plumbing as a young man, 17 pounds sterling a week, wish I had one of those T shirts then!!
US pastor runs network giving 50,000 Ugandans bleach-based 'miracle cure' | World news | The ...
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 19, 2019:
Good quality newspaper, thanks for bringing this hideous story to the wider world!
Greatest case for atheism ever made....
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 19, 2019:
Nah! God loves America and Americans, Donald's always saying, "God bless America" anyway, Putin is no God!
I was giving some thought to ‘free will’ and one conclusion was that whatever amount we imagine ...
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 19, 2019:
I suggest that free will is limited in almost every respect in the modern world. The manipulation that citizens all around the planet are subject to is very real. "Multinationals" is quite a modern word to describe the faceless controllers of everything from who smokes what brand of cigarette to what detergent the responsible uses for clothes etc. More importantly, they control our votes by spending their billions on puppet candidates who inevitably win these staged contests, where is the free will in several candidates where the outcome is the very same. I have exercised my free will by not voting these past 40 years or so and am happy that I cannot be blamed for the "indifferent to the peoples wishes" and non representative politicians who plague the political process globally.
Great museum to go see🤣😂😅
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 19, 2019:
The kings new clothes could be an exhibit in there, you would never know!
Most old folk are like this at some stage, eventually it’s every day, usually at night when you ...
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 19, 2019:
Bears a remarkable resemblance to me off my meds!
I write this with a sadness I am unable fully explain with words.
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 16, 2019:
Only a special kind of person could write with such emotion about a special friend of another species having passed. You have brought back special memories for me and I salute you sir.
Hey guys! I posted a few weeks ago about my process of leaving religion and I know deep down that ...
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 15, 2019:
I was very blessed as a child, my parents kept their beliefs largely to themselves in the religious sense, not that they were non believers though! I grew up in an environment of free thinking with choices of my choosing and have never adhered to or been indoctrinated into any direction spiritually. This, dear reader, was a very "critical thinking" place to have evolved and has put me at an advantage over those who's minds were closed at such a tender age. The process of cleansing oneself of learning by rote the thoughts and beliefs of others is painfully clear in your entreaty for the support of your peers and fellow free thinkers. I wish you strength in your seeking freedom and hope you find that we who believe in ourselves, in truth, in justice and the innate goodness of our fellow man, need no other master.
What was your most enjoyable dream?
Austin-Cambridge comments on May 15, 2019:
My most enjoyable dream had a bit of a strange start, I was free rock climbing (no ropes, pitons etc.) in the mountains of north Wales high on a sheer vertical cliff, I fell and was plunging at some rate toward a violent death when.... I tried using my hands like ailerons, It worked and after getting the hang of it, had the most incredible soaring and flying dream with a safe landing! Unfortunately never to be repeated. My worst and at one time recurring nightmare was finding myself at the wheel of a double decker bus, upstairs!! No sight of what was in front of me or the streets I was attempting to navigate, swaying and pitching, utter terror. Yes, I hear you say, that's one of those lack of confidence dreams, absolutely.