Some gifts are just perfect

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 7, 2022:

Until she learns and beats you into a pulp.

Pretty accurate

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 13, 2022:

But of course. Or should it read.... butt of course.

I see a country song in there somewhere.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 14, 2022:

He stopped loving her today Took her to the dump and Threw her away Many mourners came to play But he stopped loving her today

Letters From An American 06/15/2022

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 16, 2022:

It is a sad time, too many favor fascism to maintain the status quo, while others follow blindly behind the dog whistles used to control them.

Lady w long black hair for obvious reason 🙌🦇

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 17, 2022:

I rhink Denmark prison it is. We would have to do something really serious or they would deport us

YOUR LUCKY DAY The choices are many. Please pick your favorite.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 17, 2022:

Heresy Having electronics Immodest clothing, it is summer Eating babies Enough said

The best way to measure things.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 19, 2022:

Totally agree

I love haiku!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 23, 2022:

A few were hilarious 🤣🤣🤣. Some are scary true. 👍

A new word is coined, "Stupidology" :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 26, 2022:

The oil industry is not hurting when no one drives; that's for sure.

Ex-Jehovah's Witnesses may get access to elders' files on them

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 1, 2022:

Without a doubt, one should have access to any files on one's self. I suppose one possible exception could be classified files, and even then, I ask why are they classified. If the government or an other entity is spying on you, yes you should have access; if you are working on a classified project, not so much.

"I don't want to see religious bigotry in any form.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 4, 2022:

His son didn't agree. And, few evangelicals are noted for their staunch honesty.

What will this so called Conservative Court do if a case on creationism appears on their docket?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 7, 2022:

Remember, the catholic justices aren't Jesuit, we teach evolution and science, catholics, they are the new breed evangelical catholics happy to fuck over and fuck up everyone and everything.

Dry toast and four fried chickens. And a coke. [m.youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 13, 2022:

Great movie with great lines. "We're on a mission from god." And later, "I hate Illinois Nazis." And so many more.

Donald Trump Already Fundraising Off Ivana Trump's Death As New York City police investigate ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 15, 2022:

What do the odds makers have for Trump attending the funeral? Or Melania? Melania could were her I Don't Care coat.

Maybe this is a dumb question however it needs to be asked.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 20, 2022:

Science actually says that we can see the edge of the known universe. Most likely there is something more out there. The catholic church helped fund one of the big telescopes in Arizona, VATT; some thought they were doing so to try and see god - maybe they were/are.

Dr. Oz Can't Stop Being Humiliated By John Fetterman's Memes - YouTube

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 21, 2022:

Oz is and always has been a medical shister. Now, he is adding politics to his resume. He should move back to Turkey where he holds dual citizenship and is good friends with Erdogan. There are people in Pennsylvania who will never vote Democrat; one just had to get them to not vote Oz - remind those xtion nuts that he's a Muslim and vegetarian, that should do it.

I don't think that's the answer she was looking for.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 22, 2022:

I'm sure there are still some Dukes of Hazzard types crawling through their windows out there.

I'm not sure who needs to see this, or even why?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 23, 2022:

It's like car manuals - they used to explain how to set the points and timing and now warn against drinking radiator fluid.

Who can pick out the queen's jubilee picture?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 28, 2022:

The Queen always wears something on her head, so it has to be the 2nd one, with tiara.

I actually have that cast iron mold, I may try this to see the reaction,

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jul 30, 2022:

If they have weed, I'll bite 😁😁

Marjorie Taylor Greene Says No One Can Convince Her Jan 6th Rioters Weren’t Antifa US Rep.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 8, 2022:

Hypocritical ass like most repucks

I was thinking the same thing.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 8, 2022:

All mushrooms are edible; it is just that some are only edible once.

Beau of the Fifth Column - Let's talk about Republicans calling for an FBI hearing.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 10, 2022:

Beau is usually correct. And again he is right on, the republicans only want to fire up their base - the part with no long term memory and little thinking ability.

A few to start the week.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 15, 2022:

While I wish that would happen, unless there is solid and such indisputable evidence of tRump himself giving away or selling classified materials, about the best we can realistically hope for is him being confirmed a felon and put under house arrest and not allowed to use the internet.

God's many servants

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 15, 2022:

Fairly accurate

I was in th Navy, an oldie but a goody.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 16, 2022:

I noticed the Airforce General was late again.

Couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 16, 2022:

No pleasing everybody

Sure feels that way

Beowulfsfriend comments on Aug 24, 2022:

That's why I don't look behind me.

ANOTHER THREAT RISING Clad in the teal unitard and pink cape that strike terror in purveyors of ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 2, 2022:

Leonard Pitts is a national treasure. The last time I taught Huck Finn, I introduced the novel with an essay by Pitts on why it should be taught and unaltered - to paraphrase, Pitts said, "When Huck uses the "N" word, he is using it in the vernacular of the time; however, when Tom uses the "N" word, he means it, the "N" word."

Yet another massive disaster. They just keep coming [accuweather.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 6, 2022:

Most earthquakes aren't man induced, at least the big ones - not like the Oklahoma tremors. These just add to the already massive problems of drought, etc.

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 7, 2022:

Exactly 💯

Got a few interesting ones here.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 7, 2022:

Moose definitely have the right of way. Any large animal does. I stopped my car once, on a back road, as a big ass hog came barreling toward me. I was waiting for the thump when it veered and went past me.

Myles Sanderson, suspect in Sask. stabbing rampage, arrested

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 7, 2022:

That caught my attention as well.

Meet Trump's Special Master

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 9, 2022:

The way the cult works, it could happen.

Judge cannon schooled and warned to reverse her decision for a special master by next Thursday OR ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 9, 2022:

He has no rights to any of the documents, even if there were "executive privilege." They belong to the government and the judge is an idiot sycophant..

Transgender 8th Grade student questioned by Texas officials at school, mother says - The Washington ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 10, 2022:

With no minor's advocate or parent, that sounds highly illegal, but, it is Texass.

I just blocked Focus1. There's no way I want to hear any of his babble again.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 11, 2022:

Not sure what his purpose is, yet. He is an ass.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Trump's teenager, that thinks she's a lawyer, has lawyered-up.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 11, 2022:

And, she still won't get paid.

Someone asked for more.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 12, 2022:

I remember the time she literally slapped his hand away. He and his whole family are skanks.

Feds Charge Woman Who Threatened the Judge in Mar-a-Lago Records Case

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 13, 2022:

And, she probably figured she did nothing wrong. Hopefully jail time for a felony.

The sisters of eternal agony teach you about sex.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 13, 2022:

The nun one - when I first started teaching, I took a job at a catholic school (hard times, needed experience), and a nun asked me to speak to her marriage class (I was married with 3 little kids). The kids were rather bored and uncaring about my "talk" until I casually mentioned that I had lived with my wife before getting married. Suddenly, a lot of interest and questions. I was Never invited back to speak.

The almond milk of the dairy shelf.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 14, 2022:

Hm, I don't think it is even good enough to be turkey bacon. If a friend served me turkey bacon, I would eat it; if a friend turned on xtion rock, I would tell them to turn it off, or life as they know it will change.

Let's talk about what Trump said about possible indictment.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 15, 2022:

Exactly, anybody else would be locked up. tRump thinks this would be 1968 again. Or, many other turbulent times. I do think there may, quite likely, be some dumbasses doing reckless shit - already happened in Michigan. But riots in the streets, not his base of Walmart shoppers.

It looks like we have some really great people out there. Give yourselves a hand.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 16, 2022:

Damn straight we are

Southern Baptist leader: Christians who don't vote Republican are 'unfaithful'

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 16, 2022:

That is political a d should be an automatic loss of tax exemption.

[cnn.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 20, 2022:

While humorous for the irony, it appears just an asshole CEO who couldn't control his emotions.

According to a 19th century legend, the Truth and the Lie meet one day.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 21, 2022:

Reminds me of a 14th century French take on Little Red Riding Hood - I'll skip to the chase. After being tricked to get naked and into the bed with the wolf, Red escaped and went home. While nothing happened to Red, her parents threw her out onto the streets because of her dishonor (as a female, she should have died rather than shame the family).

Trump is a blithering idiot and he must think his base are idiots. [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 22, 2022:

They are

Next level of Roe V. Wade...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 23, 2022:

There ready have been lawsuits from kids against their parents saying they didn't ask to be born and must be supported.

I believe whatever that happens In this life happen for a reason because God doesn’t do bad but ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 25, 2022:

I said below that there are no gods. However, I am going to ask you a question. Give me a moment. You say God does no bad. If you are talking about the Abrahanic god, what about ordering the Israelites to wipe out their enemies, kill their babies, and rape their women that they then took as slaves? What about the flood? Yes, the Abrahanic god did say that the people had become wicked and I suppose one could attempt to argue that killing wicked people is ok. However, if it was the entire Earth, some of those people would have been mere children. I don't see how one could argue a baby or small child could be wicked. Care to try? Or, do you have a different god in mind? I'm sure I could find examples of most known religions' gods doing things that most humans would see as morally repugnant.

All you designers out there...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 26, 2022:

Lawnmower lane? Walk-up service? Motor scooter lane? It is a CITGO, headquarters are in Houston, maybe that's a factor.

USA's most expensive property has views of the Earth's curvature

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 26, 2022:

In the 3rd century BCE, they proved the Earth was round. Idiots continue to be idiots.

So Rolling Stone just came out with top100 tv shows of all time.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 27, 2022:

I agree with Glenn. And I haven't seen Sopranos either. There are a lot of shows that are probably good which I haven't seen and that's life.

Again, not funny.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 27, 2022:

Sometimes, Putin seems to think along the lines of Krushev saving Stalingrad in WWII. Except he isn't saving the Mother land, facing an invading army.

I had a music teacher in Jr high that said it was easy to wash his hair, he just took the washcloth ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 27, 2022:

When I was in 6th grade, our art teacher took a trip around the world, thus he was gone for a few months and we had a sub. When he was to return, we were told draw pictures of his adventures so she could hang them up. I honestly thought mine was cute, but it didn't get hung up. In mine, his bald head was prominent as he sat in a tree looking down at a tiger and his safari hat.

One day the teacher decides to play an animal game.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 27, 2022:

You never know what you might hear in a classroom. When I first started teaching, I taught at a catholic high school. I was teaching Milton's Paradise Lost. I was talking about different levels of hell and how different religions have their own versions and levels as well. I mentioned the 7 levels in Islam (from their literary works) and said the lowest level was for hypocrites - those who claimed to be Muslim but didn't act correctly. One student, sitting in the back, his mom was catholic and his dad Muslim, said, "That's where my dad's going." Everyone was silent for a moment, then I moved on.

Yup! Mine also!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Sep 29, 2022:

A good, trustworthy mechanic is always nice to find. I used to do a lot of my own repairs - not so much anymore: no place to work on a car; getting old; mostly cars are mechanical things ingrained with tons of high tech. My brother was a licensed mechanic. I had a colleague moving to Tampa and I asked if he wanted a good, trustworthy mechanic who was a bit of an asshole. He said sure; I gave him my brother's place address.

Found this gem! Lol!!! [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Oct 2, 2022:

There are people literally praying for a George Miller like life; they dream their chubby bodies and lack of scientific knowledge will be overcome by the amount of guns and dried beans they have in their basement.

Catholic priest in Italy suspended for pro-LGBTQ stance ‘We have blessed anything, including ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Oct 5, 2022:

Not surprised. The Roman catholic church hasn't changed; if anything it has gotten more evangelical like.

Good morning!!! Hope you all have a good day!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Oct 12, 2022:

So much humor - so much truth.

I know my love of bacon is legendary, but this is truth

Beowulfsfriend comments on Oct 23, 2022:

Skip the tomato for more bacon.

So much to unpack . . . Or is it to unfold?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Oct 25, 2022:

Not folding my genitals for that shit.

War is peace. Freedom is slavery. Ignorance is strength. Imaginary is real (apparently)

Beowulfsfriend comments on Oct 26, 2022:

Another doofus whiner. His career would have never happened had he not been given the option to turn in others when caught selling cocaine.

Arizona woman sues city after being arrested for feeding homeless people THE NEW ORDER.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Oct 27, 2022:

Most of these laws are done to "protect" the homeless. Cities, essentially, claim that individuals cannot be trusted to have nutritional foods and clean places to make food.

A picture from the Star Trek movie. (I know)

Beowulfsfriend comments on Oct 27, 2022:

Was that the film in which the Tardis arrives with Dr Strange just in the nick of time?

It was a weird program to say the least, Seinfeld's comedy is an acquired taste that I never quite ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Oct 31, 2022:

Sorta sad

The spine is integral to good health. Nothing derivative about that.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 3, 2022:

Sweet Carol line, bum..bum....bum, good lines never looked so good.

Some very sad news I have to relay to members of the group.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 8, 2022:

Hugs and condolences

There are a lot of ways that can be used to shine your car.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 17, 2022:

????????

Qatar is just taking management lessons from Musk

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 20, 2022:

I saw Budweiser, expecting to be stuck with a shit load of extra beer (only a backwoods and backwards religious nation could fuck that up at a World Cup), is giving the winning country their left over beers.

And so it ends

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 25, 2022:

Beer has the same calories, and better perks.

Hi guys ♥️ I have been avoiding like hell to make a real post for months and I am trying to ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 27, 2022:

Glad to have you back kiddo.

Senate to vote on final passage of landmark Respect for Marriage Act

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 29, 2022:

The act also protects interracial marriage as well.

Floraduh man lost his car keys in a bar.... [dailykos.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 2, 2022:

One could wonder why he is so stupid, however, it is Floriduh. Some people seem to think they can swing their guns around with no repercussions.

Ho Ho Ho again

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 2, 2022:

I've seen shows and read about how Japanese KFC fill up months in advance for reservations and there are special Xmas meals that KFC sells.

I can't speak to all religions and religious beliefs but in my experience I think what keeps many in...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 6, 2022:

And that feeling amongst the staunch religious has gotten worse. Even the catholics are dumbing down snd becoming more evangelical; they have become "Rick Santorum catholics," pro birth but fuck every one else and execute whomever.

I asked Maud how she lost her husband Norman and she told her sad story.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 8, 2022:

Wrong blood type is deadly - it killed my brother. .

Arizona Gubernatorial Candidate Kari Lake Asks Court to Name Her Election Winner

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 10, 2022:

If she took off the 8 layers of make-up, she would look like that now.

I remember being shown how to change these, just in case.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 10, 2022:

Had those in the house that I bought and raised 3 kids. I redid much of the inside myself. I got those replaced when my neighbor's tree fell and took out my electric line - insurance paid for it.

Three dogs were sitting in the waiting room at the vet’s when they struck up a conversation.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 12, 2022:

I had a crazy neighbor. Sometimes the neighbor from Hell. She got a lot of visits from the cops. (Sometimes she even called the cops on herself when drunk). Anyway, according to the local cops, if they can be believed, they said on one of their many visits that they caught her letting her Great Dane fuck her.

Well Duh.....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 16, 2022:

When I was in San Diego in the late 70's and early 80's, channel 6 news was notorious for some of the stuff they would broadcast. I remember watching a cop shoot a guy six times while standing with his hands up. Anyway, one that I missed - my friend caught it - was a suicide of a guy jumping off a parking garage. My friend said that he was watching and fully expected the camera to go black or pull away; it didn't. Guy didn't bounce.

Religious beliefs

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2022:

No. I think religious beliefs are damaging humanity. I love fairy tales, but religion with its so called history is too much bullshit. Although, one could argue some of those old testament tales with a little modern take...... a film of Sodom and Gomorrah opening scene Lot fucking his two daughters and with flashbacks.

Parenting tips for Xmas

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2022:

I remember reading about a guy who wrapped his garbage, during a NYC garbage strike, and left them in his Unlocked car.

Are you pro "choice" or pro "life"?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 3, 2018:

The whole pro life moniker is bull shit created to make the pro choice people look evil. Being in favor of life is not taking away a woman's rights. Being in favor of life is not deciding unscientifically when a being has a consciousness. Being in favor if life is not supporting a country that kills its own people, even beyond the court room and with laws and regulations that damage health and safety. I could rant on, but with a current vote of 28 to 1, I am pretty sure I am preaching to the choir so to speak.

Is 8:50 pm too early to be in bed on a Friday night?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 7, 2018:

With whom?

Isn’t it ironic the amount of horrific crimes that go on in the Church, when that’s supposed to ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2018:

Since things if this magnitude have been occurring in churches if all religions for eons it is more common than ironic. The irony is that people trust these institutions.

Because cats think they are gods.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 17, 2018:

Cats are gods, little g, so not immortal.

I’m wondering about the sponsors of agnostic.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Start a conspiracy theory: We have all been tagged and are in a holding pattern for the round up. Good news - we all get to meet in person.

Daughters of foot doctor say he made Trump bone spurs diagnosis as 'favor' to Fred Trump: New York ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 26, 2018:

At this point, is anybody really surprised. Trumpites don't care. They are FAUX patriots, bigoted hypocrites.

Me tonight "You mean to tell me Bob Ross was STONED?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 5, 2019:

Funny idea but most likely not. He was a Marine. Pretty sure there were sides of him that weren't so happy little trees.

45 says he can "relate" to those federal employees who will not be getting a paycheck.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 6, 2019:

The republicans have made their bed and have chosen to lie in it - a Trump bed of shit. One thing - at first a shit bed is soft and warm, but then you realize you can't ever get the stench off.

Good Morning Fellow Hippies!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 9, 2019:

How many out there ever owned a Beetle and experienced the joys. Some good, some not so good.

Remember this and did you like it?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 10, 2019:

Remember, yes. Like, F no.

I'm probably going to win another Facebook ban this weekend.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 12, 2019:

Why not turn it around and ask: why god, Why the fuck did you let that poor kid see her parents killed and then get taken, Why you bastard?

[dailykos.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 12, 2019:

That would be great. I doubt the DOJ will do anything now, even with indisputable evidence of treason.

Have you ever had one of these as a kid?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 13, 2019:

My sister had one. I had things like a spring loaded cannon that fired a hard plastic ball that could knock down a Lincoln Log house.

A FB friend posted the meme, and comments followed... I just can't even...SMH

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 15, 2019:

The wall "will" work, prison style, with gunmen every 40 feet. How many thousands of armed guards would that be? Leave the prisoners with just a wall and they will go under or over. And, at its cost it is highly ineffective as, others have pointed out, the majority of illegal aliens enter through legal ports. And, so far, all terrorists have done so as well; terrorists are well financed and don't like to wait. Under Obama the republicans rejected a border security bill that would have been more sensible and better technology. It would have hired 30k agents and employed drones, aircraft, and ground sensors.

This hit home...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 18, 2019:

Just reading this I've forgotten what I was going to reply and to whom. Maybe I'll remember, after I go pee

[yahoo.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 20, 2019:

Put Melania's mob tie parents on a flight out.

The good old days

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jan 21, 2019:

But he can't be a man because he doesn't smoke the same cigarettes as me. In the late 80's a friend made it to Europe to try out for soccer. He said almost everyone smoked. Damn. Think how f'ing good they could have been with working lungs.