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Aug 21, 2020Aug 2020

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I banned someone, now I dont get Silly, Random & Fun. How do i get back to that.

"I was blocked!?"

Aug 21, 2020Aug 2020

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I just blocked my first person. A newbie ass from Alabama, if i remember correctly. Very conservative type, little in his profile except the idea that him being a conservative atheist was odd. I'm actually pissed off and it wasn't much of a comment, ...

Aug 20, 2020Aug 2020

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A Bowie and Cher medley. It starts with Young Americans, but goes through a number of songs from the 70's and 60's and even 50's.

Silly, Random & Fun

Aug 19, 2020Aug 2020

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A klansman, a murderer, and a domestic abuser walk into a bar. The bartender says,"What will you have officer?"

Uncommon words and their meanings.

Aug 17, 2020Aug 2020

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XERTZ Something that we are often guilty of doing. A noun, the act of gulping something down in haste.

Aug 17, 2020Aug 2020

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Here are two versions of the same song on the same video. From Buddy to Linda.

Aug 16, 2020Aug 2020

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I woke up with part of this song ringing in my head. "i just want to play on my pan pipes."

Aug 14, 2020Aug 2020

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Apparently, I am coming late to the dinner table on this cover of Bowie's The Man Who Sold the World. I heard it this morning on the radio, for the first time, in my memory. It is from 1974 and was a hit in the UK. Link to article here: ...

Silly, Random & Fun

Aug 13, 2020Aug 2020

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Although music, I am putting it here in silly and random fun. It is the band Cake and Sesame Street puppet montage. Great version to share with little kids.

Aug 13, 2020Aug 2020

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One of my favorite covers of a song that helped define Hard Rock.

Aug 13, 2020Aug 2020

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Trini Lopez died just the other day from Covid. I thought he should be remembered. One of his hits.

Silly, Random & Fun

Aug 12, 2020Aug 2020

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I little parody song. "ALL THE STUPID PEOPLE - Parody of Eleanor Rigby | Don Caron"

Aug 11, 2020Aug 2020

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Here is an interesting version of what we think of as a George Harrison hit (it was and George tried to put it on a Beatles' album originally)

Aug 9, 2020Aug 2020

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It is Whitney Houston's birthday today. Let's go back to the 80's.

Aug 9, 2020Aug 2020

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A little hip shaking music from The Who.

Aug 9, 2020Aug 2020

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Netflix has a new film based around Eurovision. I haven't watched it yet, but it may prove worthwhile. I find it a surprise with most Americans lack of knowledge on the contest.

General & Hellos

Aug 8, 2020Aug 2020

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POLLWhile on a long drive recently, I was listening to a show on NPR about immortality and time. The one person made a great point about the question: would you really want to live forever? They said, imagine you are now immortal and won't age anymore. ...

Silly, Random & Fun

Aug 8, 2020Aug 2020

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Some bad jokes about the French. Sorry Francophiles, but a bad news story about French and their pets ticked me off. So, for others, enjoy or groan. How do you sink an American battleship? Have the French build it So two cats, one English (named...

Silly, Random & Fun

Aug 8, 2020Aug 2020

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete...

Aug 8, 2020Aug 2020

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This is just wrong. French people discarding their pets.

Mental Health Support

Aug 8, 2020Aug 2020

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This may be helpful or interesting for some members. Nasal Spray Is A New Antidepressant Option For People At High Risk of Suicide. FDA approved (what ever that means these days)

Aug 8, 2020Aug 2020

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A lot of people do not remember that this was written by Michael Nesmith of the Monkees right as they were forming. It was rejected back then because that band was only going to use professional writers like Boyce and Hart.

Silly, Random & Fun

Aug 7, 2020Aug 2020

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This is a funny story out of Germany. It is worth a look at the photo someone captured. Nude German chasing a wild boar that stole his lap top in a park. German parks have nude areas - he is obviously running past those boundaries.

Aug 6, 2020Aug 2020

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I certainly would not have wanted to serve under this guy. He is saying the military forced him into retirement. More like they allowed a dip out. Two of his complaints are really simple to say, not military dumbass: he was a band leader and before...

Silly, Random & Fun

Aug 5, 2020Aug 2020

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The fuel stop from hell. Saw these in Upper Peninsula of Michigan.

Silly, Random & Fun

Aug 2, 2020Aug 2020

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I was going to tell you all a joke about trickle-down economics. But, sadly, 99 percent of you won't get it.

Silly, Random & Fun

Aug 1, 2020Aug 2020

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Here are a couple old jokes. Groaner alerts. What do you get when you cross a Mormon with an athiest? Someone who knocks on doors for no apparent reason at all. What did the Unitarian burn in his neighbor's yard? A question mark.

General & Hellos

Aug 1, 2020Aug 2020

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Here is a statement I hate. It has done so much harm and slowed down humankind's growth: If god wanted..... Man to fly Go to the moon Be free Respect women Love your neighbor Use contraception Read Write Explore Etc

Health & Happiness

Jul 17, 2020Jul 2020

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Question. Worst year ever? I watched a video on 536, the worst year ever. Of course that is seen through the eyes of humans. As bad as 2020, it is far from a personal worse year. It will be easy to remember the year i got engaged to a lady from here....

Jul 17, 2020Jul 2020

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A little Otis Redding doing the Stones. I recently read that this was Keith;s favorite version of their song. He said: “The way Otis Redding ended up doing it is probably closer to my original conception for the song,” Richards told Guitar ...

Silly, Random & Fun

Jul 15, 2020Jul 2020

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I saw a good sign recently. Everything happens for a reason. Sometimes that reason is you are stupid or an idiot.

General & Hellos

Jul 14, 2020Jul 2020

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To any French members and to any francophiles: Happy Bastille Day.

ServiceMembersHangout

Jul 13, 2020Jul 2020

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Im sure eveeyone in this group is smart enough to avoid, but here is some info to pass along. Some one has set up a scam gofundme for the USS Bonhomme Richard which is burning in San Diego.

Jul 4, 2020Jul 2020

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Alright, this is Cher's first single, even prior to Sony. It isn't all that good, but, I am adding an article on it being banned (they thought the singer was a man).

Jul 4, 2020Jul 2020

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Happy Fourth of July. Jimi.

Jul 4, 2020Jul 2020

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I know most of what we put in here is serious stuff. Right now I am fed up with idiots. Here in Gettysburg, a museum refused and refunded and escorted out an Ohio state representative, republican, and his wife refusing to wear a mask. They were ...

Jul 3, 2020Jul 2020

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When I was a kid, I got a hold of a bunch of my sisters' (2) discarded singles and would play them (around 1965ish). I remember liking this a lot. It was on the other side of I'm Going to Get Married by Lloyd Price (my one sister remembered that ...

Uncommon words and their meanings.

Jul 3, 2020Jul 2020

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blo·vi·ate /ˈblōvēˌāt/ verb, informal talk at length, especially in an inflated or empty way. The Lincoln Project used this in one of their political ads to describe a certain politician.

Jul 1, 2020Jul 2020

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Apparently the xtion jihadists have their panties in an uproar over an upcomimg movie, "Habit." Seems a female Jesus comes ro visit another woman, disguised as a nun hiding from a bad drug deal. They want, and Faux news agrees, to have the film ...

Jun 29, 2020Jun 2020

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When they said, "No one can make the Ramones better," Wednesday Adams took the challenge and enlisted Lurch.

Silly, Random & Fun

Jun 29, 2020Jun 2020

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A little dancing by Wednesday Adams and Lurch.

Family & Parenting

Jun 21, 2020Jun 2020

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Alright, many people are talking about their Dads. My Dad never came and saw me play or shit or whatever. He did visit me in the military and do vacation shit. Taught me a little about cars (my brother more). He was terrified, like all of us, of ...

General & Hellos

Jun 21, 2020Jun 2020

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Does anyone else feel that their ability to deal with dumb asses is waning? I am tired of being polite to those dipshits who roam around like lost zombies looking to bite the next person with whom they come into contact.

Jun 19, 2020Jun 2020

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A little Wings. And some interesting factoids. Many have interpreted this song as an olive branch offering to John Lennon after all the bitterness arising from his Beatles breakup song, "How Do You Sleep?." However, in an interview with Clash ...

Silly, Random & Fun

Jun 6, 2020Jun 2020

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With apologies to Robert Frost: Two paths diverged And Americans chose The psychopath.

Jun 3, 2020Jun 2020

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Why is so little said on how the United States has over one fourth if all Covid deaths? And, how can people still say we are doing a great job?

Silly, Random & Fun

Jun 3, 2020Jun 2020

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TENT POLES ARE NOT FOR POLE DANCING. THEREFORE, YOU MUST FIND ALTERNATIVE WAYS TO DISTURB YOUR FAMILY.

General & Hellos

Jun 3, 2020Jun 2020

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The government just released Trump's physical report. Anyone else feel that 6 feet 3 inches and 244 pounds sounds off? Anyone who does weight stuff for a living think that is correct?

May 29, 2020May 2020

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Woke up this morning with this running through my head, so I thought I should share.

Silly, Random & Fun

May 24, 2020May 2020

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The Army won't allow soldiers who claim to be followers of Flying Spaghetti Monster to wear beards. Hmm. They allow Sihks to do so. Personally, I don't think any religion should have any special rights.

May 23, 2020May 2020

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I just discovered this guy. "Costa Rica's priemere blues." Listening to The Blues Show on WXPN out of Philly, while in Chicago.

May 21, 2020May 2020

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2 days ago was this guy's birthday. He has a great voice.

Community Senate

May 16, 2020May 2020

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@Admin There appears to be a glitch in playing videos.

May 9, 2020May 2020

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Why are Russian coronavirus doctors mysteriously falling out of windows? That is the 42 dollar question. Seems a little odd. Here is the story below. At least one put out a video and then rescinded what he said - he survived and has a fractured ...

Progressives, Socialists, and Black Lives Matter

May 9, 2020May 2020

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Capitalism defined - by Rick of Rick and Morty

May 9, 2020May 2020

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So, some of us, myself included, have been doing too much of this: bibble. v. – to drink often; to eat and/or drink noisily.

May 9, 2020May 2020

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Something a little bit different.

May 9, 2020May 2020

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Little Richard passed away today.

Silly, Random & Fun

May 8, 2020May 2020

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May 8, 2020May 2020

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A good song, and a good singer covering it.

Uncommon words and their meanings.

May 8, 2020May 2020

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Here is something we all do. Like, say, a face on Mars. PAREIDOLIA A psychological phenomenon in which the mind perceives a specific image or pattern where it does not actually exist, such as seeing a face in the clouds. Pareidolia can be used to ...

May 6, 2020May 2020

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Meanwhile in Arizona, State health department tells university COVID-19 modeling team to stop work, limits data access. The state has told the University of Arizona in Tucson to stop its research. More promising news from the con right. ...

Silly, Random & Fun

May 6, 2020May 2020

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A More Corn Alert “Papa, what are ancestors?” “Well, my son, I’m one of yours. Your grandpa is another.” “Oh! Then why is it people brag about them?” The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so. “I dreamed ...

May 6, 2020May 2020

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I had not heard this, at least Ringo's version, before. Here is Ringo doing a cover of the Posies' song Golden Blunders (named as a play on the Beatles' Golden Slumbers).

May 4, 2020May 2020

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Here is an off thought. Too much alone time. I would bet my thought is probably partially correct. If, and when, a viable looking vaccine candidate is ready for humans, the first humans getting it will be young, mostly healthy, homeless people. ...

May 4, 2020May 2020

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Here is a funny parody, from the original singer. Name that song.

May 4, 2020May 2020

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I really enjoy the raw presence of this band. The lead guitarist is awesome. This is a bit different with an organ added to their normal trio. Their vocals, in English, are not up to what many expect, but remember they are fluent in Japanese and ...

General & Hellos

May 4, 2020May 2020

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I saw a "joke" very xtion that said, "Atheists just go one god more." Indicating that xtions were at the top of a heap having discarded Zeus and Visnu, etc. It was, in my mind, a very bad understanding of atheists, but a good representation of ...

Just for Laughs

May 4, 2020May 2020

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Corn Alert Why can you never hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because the pee is silent. One night an airplane was burglarized, and all the toilet paper was stolen. When the police came to investigate, their report was ...

May 3, 2020May 2020

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Bidet sales have risen in the United States since Covid.

May 3, 2020May 2020

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I heard this tonight on the radio. I am not experiencing this, I am alone, however, I think there may be some that feel this way. And besides, who can resist a little Cake?

Uncommon words and their meanings.

May 2, 2020May 2020

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I ran across this word today, and while I may have seen it in the past, I don't remember. It describes something I have experienced and that I would bet most, if not all, of you folks have suffered at sometime. Acnestis Definition: “The part ...

May 1, 2020May 2020

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This was just put out, redone, the other day.

May 1, 2020May 2020

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I don't know if I am having morbid curiosity or what. Maybe it is anger at the stupid. I was wondering if anyone knows people who lost loved ones or friends. My daughter lost a work colleague and a friend of friend with whom I communicate via ...

May 1, 2020May 2020

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Today is Judy Collins birthday. And, although, an excellent writer, I have chosen a less known cover she did of a Beatles song.

Uncommon words and their meanings.

May 1, 2020May 2020

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One of my favorite, less common words is ubiquitous. An adjective, it means present, appearing, or found everywhere. Many years ago, I realized that I had my dad's trait of swearing at inanimate objects, like cars, when working on them. When I ...

Just for Laughs

May 1, 2020May 2020

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Some bad cat jokes. What do you call a pile of kittens? A meowntain. What is it called when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-HAS-TROPHY! Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs. What do you get if you cross a leopard with a ...

Silly, Random & Fun

May 1, 2020May 2020

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Millennial grand parents. What the future holds.

Apr 30, 2020Apr 2020

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Willie, with his sons, visits Stephen Colbert via stay at home.

Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 29, 2020Apr 2020

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I was doing a crossword puzzle today. I had some difficulty with what one may assume to be a simple answer. We have been under siege too long. Here goes - it was six letters, the clue was "President, e.g.," and the first and last letters were L, R.

Apr 28, 2020Apr 2020

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This seems like a good song to end the night.

Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 28, 2020Apr 2020

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A bit of a groaner. Still, my son is a math prof. Write the expression for the volume of a thick crust pizza with height "a" and radius "z". Explanation: The formula for volume is π·(radius)2·(height). In this case, pi·z·z·a.

Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 27, 2020Apr 2020

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I was discussing car repairs and I remembered this little anecdote from when my kids were teenagers. I had bought an old, and in pretty good shape Pontiac Fiero. It needed a radiator. So, I bought one, with the hoses, etc. Instead of putting it ...

Apr 27, 2020Apr 2020

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Here is a little birthday wish for Willie that I heard for the first time today.

General & Hellos

Apr 27, 2020Apr 2020

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Recently someone posted about getting an inordinant amount of religious feeds on their FaceBook. Anyway, i had not, at that point, noticed any in mine. And then, today, I got a bunch from one source from which I have no affiliation or any known ...

Apr 26, 2020Apr 2020

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Another Karen and Corona.

Just for Laughs

Apr 26, 2020Apr 2020

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Not all sports are canceled due to Covid=19. Here is one to do at home.

Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 25, 2020Apr 2020

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Earl and Johnny go out on a hunting trip together. The nights are already cold so they don’t mind sharing the tent for one. At around 1 am, Earl wakes up suddenly: “Johnny, what do you think you’re doing?!” Johnny: “My hands are cold, I ...

Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 25, 2020Apr 2020

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News reporters visit a hen about a shockingly huge egg she laid recently. “This is amazing,” they tell the hen, “a two pound egg, that’s unheard of! Do you have any goals for the future?” “Yes, I’m really aiming for a four pounder!”...

"I was blocked!?"

Apr 25, 2020Apr 2020

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Boy, I could use a good block from a certain person - D r e w 6 9. No reasoning and pure stupidity and I refuse to block him. I will continue to attack and assault, as logically as possible. His last bit was to basically leave the prez alone as he...

Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 25, 2020Apr 2020

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Here are some quotes from Nietzsche about women. I know, I am in trouble now. – “Women may very well make friends with a man, but to maintain, there may need the assistance of a slight physical antipathy” – “In revenge and in love ...

Silly, Random & Fun

Apr 25, 2020Apr 2020

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I wasn't sure where to put this. But, here it is. It could be in uncommon words as well. I just read that a group of Karens is called a privilege.

Apr 25, 2020Apr 2020

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Coronavirus live news: ‘No evidence’ you can’t get Covid-19 twice, says WHO Well, that is depressing. I follow science; i like science; I had hoped that this being a virus would mean once caught that is it - well, maybe not. Now, I have been...

Apr 24, 2020Apr 2020

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Most have, by now, seen the prez suggested ingesting disinfectents. Lysol put a warning that such practise is dangerous, etc. My thought, how long, if not already, before there is a call to boycott Lysol. Personally, all of the open up now crowd and ...

Apr 23, 2020Apr 2020

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Another song built around a Shakespeare line - nothing like the play. Anyway, for Shakespeare's birthday here is a song dedicated to @Marionville. Nick Lowe singing Cruel to be Kind.

Apr 23, 2020Apr 2020

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Shakespeare's birthday today. Thus, here is the first of a couple songs based on language or writings that he promoted. The tale of Romeo and Juliet goes back to the 14th century Italian poem and then later some plays. This song written by and ...

Uncommon words and their meanings.

Apr 21, 2020Apr 2020

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I have a lady friend with whom I need to share this. Her red wooly hair. ulotrichous adj. – having wooly or crispy hair First time you’ve heard this word? It’s probably a good indication that you don’t have wooly or crispy hair. Or that ...

Apr 21, 2020Apr 2020

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Any one ever been to Asia or Africa and had some of their "dirt" weeds? I was there in 79/80 in the military. In Africa, we had this blackish, stick filled, gooey resined pot. I had some guy on line try to tell me i was smoking hashish. I know the...

Apr 21, 2020Apr 2020

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WHO just said things are going to get worse. But not to worry USA because our prez has shut out WHO and will disavow anything they say. Spread the good word, time to die for rich and political elite, time to start the Trump Death Panels.

Apr 20, 2020Apr 2020

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In honor of 420, here is a song written by Shel Silverstein and sung by Dr. Hook.

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