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The church of the holy cabbage patch kids member.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 9, 2022:
Apparently, a couple years ago some internet wizards claimed doing that will keep you cool in hot weather.
Armed Man Arrested Near Brett Kavanaugh's House | Time
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 8, 2022:
I was wondering about the attempted murder charge since he never got near the punk ass bitch, unless they aren't telling the whole story.
Morning of day 4 with the neighbourhood Evangelidiot home.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 8, 2022:
Your neighbor is going from annoying and unstable to dangerous and unstable. Watch your step mate.
😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣 [images.app.goo.gl] [youtu.be]
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 8, 2022:
She is such a stupid twit.
This is not even the worst safety violation I've seen. Do you have stories?
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 8, 2022:
I've seen all kinds of shit. Saw OSHA fine a guy 10k for faulty scaffolding.
Kenny G [youtu.be] [youtu.be]
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 8, 2022:
N/A
Boudreau moved to Texas and bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 8, 2022:
That's pretty much how all raffles work.
I’m now officially a militant atheist.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 8, 2022:
Classic whiner victim xtion bullshit. Good for you.
What's wrong with Hawaiian pizza?
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 8, 2022:
So that's how it all started
Some gifts are just perfect
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 7, 2022:
Until she learns and beats you into a pulp.
It's all about memes
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 7, 2022:
Cause you know just what to say......
A revolution has to start somewhere.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 7, 2022:
I've read that there were basically three camps of colonists, split pretty equally at the time: those for independence; those against, pro monarchy; and those that didn't care. As the war went on, more from the I don't care side joined as they saw it as helping them.
Hello, Amazon?
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 7, 2022:
AFC: We will get right on that, Karen.
Poland's Boy Scouts will no longer have to say 'God' in their oath
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 6, 2022:
In Poland, of all places!!!! Good. Poland has been so catholic that during the Cold War, Poland was the only Warsaw Pact country to have priests in their ranks as officers.
I wanted to tell Daddy 'I love him'
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 5, 2022:
Don't worry, it's the neighbor's car.
American Theocracy
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 5, 2022:
Yes, the Amerikkkan Taliban has grown and sunken its teeth into everything and fully into politics.
For your Sunday morning breakfast, I hope you had bacon, if not, why not?
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 5, 2022:
👍👍👍👍👍 5/5
How the Southern Baptist Convention covered up its widespread sexual abuse scandal : NPR
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 3, 2022:
Surprise Surprise surprise, Texas had 75 out of 700
Toy Story Part 19?
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 3, 2022:
Toy Story 20, The Rescue. A group of surviving toys plan and initiate an undertaking to dig up Andy's grave in order to save their friends trapped in the bony remains.
Somebody not happy with Christians
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 3, 2022:
A bit weird, but, why not
It’s hard to explain (and fix) evil
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 3, 2022:
While we do need more done for those affected by mental illness, doing so won't solve gun violence.
It already Thursday!
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 2, 2022:
Now-a-days most scammers hang up before you can fuck with them. It's been about 15 years ago, when I had two websites that I would employ when a scammer called. One site took the number called and gave me coordinates; the other website translated the coordinates into a place and name. I would offer to meet them for a drink after work and say the place. I expect I may have scared a few, even though I was always polite and non threatening.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 2, 2022:
I know people who would buy that
Republican solution to school shootings....
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 2, 2022:
It could and may happen.
Graduation speaker tells students to honor the Bible by avoiding gay marriage
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 2, 2022:
A pure dick move, hijacking a ceremony for religious purposes. When I was in school, we had some such benediction ceremony bullsit on a separate night. I got a note from my parents that I would not be going. It was a public school, and that should have been enough, but I got called into the principal's office because he wanted to know the whys and wherefores of my absence. I wanted to say because I don't do religious bullshit, however, at 17, I used another truth - my brother bought me tickets to something else.
I'd say definitely
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 2, 2022:
Remember, always use the swollen or rusted cans first.
It’s time for my teatime treat…and I thought with all the festivities and celebrations going on ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 2, 2022:
Always love the Kinks.
In other words....
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 2, 2022:
Pretty much sums it up.
Simpsons in 2012 and the actual event in 2017
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 1, 2022:
The animators are time travelers; just wait till the aliens show up to conquer the world.
Corporations during June.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 1, 2022:
I know many. My son got me hooked on the SCP foundation.
“The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion” – Joyce Arthur's page
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 1, 2022:
The right, especially the evangelicals, live and breath and suckle on hypocrisy.
Depp verdict is in and Johnny came out the victor.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 1, 2022:
The trial was ridiculous, especially as "news." 2 grown-ups who got married, then acted like children. My guess is their marriage mirrored thousands if not millions of other failed marriages. I paid little attention to the trial. What little I caught, I wouldn't want to spend much time with either one. It seems to me that both just wanted to hurt each other. That all said, Depp did appear to be slightly more of the adult.
My grandparents had one on the back porch, but in the summer they moved it into the backyard under ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 1, 2022:
Yep. We had one, until I was about 10. One day, I had the most awesome day. My Dad took me somewhere that I had never been - a bar. Such a cool place with high spinning stools, darts, all the soda I wanted, and free pretzels. On the way home, as my Dad finished off a six pack, he told me not to tell my mother. Yea, right. The next day she bought a new washer. She also, I've learned, told my father if got drunk again she was getting a color tv. That didn't happen; my Dad was tight with his money and drinking wasn't worth losing it over.
Subtle messaging really kills me
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 1, 2022:
The lady in red.
Anyone watching The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel?
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 1, 2022:
My SO watches, so I have seen some. It is pretty good for an era piece.
Who can relate?
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 1, 2022:
Back when my two youngest were teens, I was driving them and myself home from school. I saw a car with a license plate that snuck past the censors : "GOTMILF." I asked them if they knew what a MILF was. They demurred and said somethings I needed to learn on my own. And, I did. I guess my son could have said, "Like JJ's Mom."
“Constitutional trainwreck”: Trump-appointed justices help block Texas GOP social media law | ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 1, 2022:
If such laws go into effect, people need to flood the politicians' accounts with "free speech" porn and assholery.
It doesn't hold much and doesn't draw very well.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 1, 2022:
You know, if you pulled out the insides, it might work for a one hitter.
Waste nothing.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 1, 2022:
I've seen an increase in gleaning, when after the farms big equipment has finished, groups of people go through the fields by hand and pick up left overs to give away. This is something all farms should be open to allowing.
Funny how that works.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 1, 2022:
Especially if you share
Outside of war torn countries, the US is one of the countries where a violent death or injury is ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 31, 2022:
Sad but true.
Now that is being a smart cookie.
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 31, 2022:
And, most people going into dispensaries are carrying cash.
10 things most Americans don't know about most of America [markmanson.net]
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 31, 2022:
Yup.
Wondrous stories by prog.
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 31, 2022:
Sad loss. Great band. My sister got me tickets when they played her college in 1974 - half price student tickets cost 2$ each.
Florida Fish Test Positive for Multiple Pharmaceutical Drugs CNN is reporting that according to a...
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 31, 2022:
That means humans probably have the crap in their systems as well; scientists have discovered plastic particles in humans' blood and lungs.
The older I get, the more life means to me.
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 30, 2022:
Some years ago, I read about a Buddhist monastery that had an ant problem (the ants bit or stung). They didn't know what to do, as they don't actively kill insects, etc. Finally, a higher up Lama made the decision that the individual monks couldn't kill, but that they could find outside help.
Glad I don't have to do that any more
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 30, 2022:
Is that a young Margaret Thatcher?
Gov. Abbott Gave 2 Different Speeches About Gun Control at Same Time
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 30, 2022:
Politicians, especially repucks, speak out of both sides of the mouths and assholes, usually at the same time.
I don't think the therapist made a mistake
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 30, 2022:
Nothing sexier than dancing with an old John Deere pulling a thresher.
Marjorie Taylor Greene Warns Bill Gates Growing Fake Meat in ‘Peach Tree Dishes’ In a recent ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 30, 2022:
All I can hear is Bugs Bunny saying, "What a maroon."
I miss Kenny Rogers.
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 29, 2022:
One tough landing ahead
That's some fine dancing right there.
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 29, 2022:
Is that Yertle on the bottom?
A fairy tale of regrets
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 29, 2022:
What Ted Cruz's dad thought
The Roman Catholic Church saw fit to canonize the torturer and murderer known as Mother Terese of ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 29, 2022:
If a hell did exist, that bitch deserved it. She was an evil, twisted thing. Of her many evils - taking 3 million from Baby Doc of Haiti for a photo op and telling him and his wife that they were good catholics. By her standards, ruthless dictators are good catholics.
Georgia superintendent tells graduating seniors to convert to Christianity
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 28, 2022:
"Retiring." I doubt they can take his fucking state pension, too bad. What a jackass.
When push came to shove
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 28, 2022:
Barney would have tried. He may have failed, most likely; but, Barney would have tried.
With regard to the Texas school shooting, it seems to me that the police keep changing their story.
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 26, 2022:
Exposed the cops are warriors myth. Since a number of years ago, now, the idea of strategy was "rule 303," engage the shooter IMMEDIATELY. If they want to be cops, if they want to be warriors, they need to stand up and do something; they needed to act.
Should you wonder what motivation a man can have who kills 20 little children, just like that (not ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 26, 2022:
I first heard of this when I read diary parts from the guy who shot George Wallace in 1972. That guy had gone to a Nixon rally and opted not to shoot Nixon because he would have had to shoot through bullet resistant glass; he wanted to succeed.
Back to the 80's with Murray Head--One Night In Bangkok [youtu.be]
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 25, 2022:
Murry's 2nd hit. He also sang Judas from JC Superstar in the 70's.
Don't bother telling Republicans kid. They don't want to hear it.
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 25, 2022:
Tots and Pears, just as effective
Positive News The living coffin that transforms your body into compost A Dutch startup has ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 25, 2022:
I'm all for it.
The Powerful Iroquois Confederacy of the Northeast – Legends of America
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 24, 2022:
I taught some of this, and, yes, I, and many others, believe there is a connection. Even Ben Franklin talked about the Iroquois and their loosely set up government. One can even attribute part of their fall from not sticking with some key tenets when differing tribes chose sides during the the American Revolution (most went British).
About an hour ago decided to take a break from splitting, carrying and stacking firewood and sit on ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 24, 2022:
And I thought I had had an awful neighbor. We had a neighborhood party when she moved, after she couldn't put in a pool without neighbors granting her a waiver from borough rules. She was crazy as well - and a drunk. She sued us after we reported her for abusing her kid. The cops were at her place, often. (They said they once caught her having sex with her great dane). Best of luck mate.
Not beyond the realm of possibility...
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 24, 2022:
Always a laugh
Who remembers this show and these two child actors/now seniors?
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 23, 2022:
"Danger, danger, Will Robinson."
They really messed up.
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 22, 2022:
Funny, but true.
Utah Hunting Guide Faces Felony For Baiting Bear Killed By Donald Trump Jr.
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 22, 2022:
Too bad Jr can't be prosecuted as well. They might as well hunt from a helicopter.
A few for the night.
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 22, 2022:
Not getting in that shower, "EXTERMINATE!"
Finally men's room gets some respect
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 21, 2022:
It should play riffs. Longest riff wins. Put that in a bar and there will be a line.
No money back guarantee
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 21, 2022:
I'll pass. Not shaking any hands around there.
No dishes, ok?
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 21, 2022:
I think I have met her.
When she toured US bases overseas to entertain
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 20, 2022:
One of the computer guys, while in the Navy, carried a similar type card, but his pointed out the Geneva Convention and he to be treated as an officer.
Beau of the Fifth Column - Let's talk about Madison Cawthron's Dark comment.
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 20, 2022:
I saw this. As usual Beau is right on.
Now that is strict
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 20, 2022:
Don't worry, Airforce trained. (Just for you Bob)
A kid friendly restaurant
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 20, 2022:
Before he died, the dwarf who performed with Kid Rock had his apartment raided for child porn - he had posted nudes of himself with women.
SpaceX Flight Attendant Says Musk Exposed Himself - Then Offered to Buy Her a Horse A report has ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 20, 2022:
I see his hair plugs worked. He probably got them from his ass.
You are now entering the Twilight Zone....o wait that's just Walmart. [heraldweekly.com]
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 19, 2022:
Walmart - 3 days ago the FBI warned that Walmart was one of a couple places where you have a higher likelihood of getting shot.
Correction Officer Suspended For Mocking Buffalo Victims -NYPost
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 19, 2022:
Not all is true, but too many, way too many. I've known except who quit because they truly wanted to be of service and saw how many assholes they would need to work with and gave up.
A couple woke up to find a dog snuggled in bed with them.
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 19, 2022:
I read that. Cute story.
George Harrison: I Got My Mind Set on You. [youtu.be]
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 19, 2022:
A great song. And, a cover, which he wanted the Beatles to cover; they didn't.
I believe in helpful tips
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 19, 2022:
There is something unreal about her look. She appears almost wax or silicon like.
Good morning!!!!
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 19, 2022:
The kid giving the finger reminded me of one time driving to school with my kids. Some asshole driver did something stupid. My kids said, "Don't worry Papa, we got this." Then they all stuck their hands out their windows and gave the finger.
Trump Advises Dr.
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 19, 2022:
Oz is nearly as slimy as tRump. Oz is a friend of Erdogan.
They may be crazy but the Xstians want to indoctrinate public school students and they are ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 19, 2022:
The American Taliban continues to grow.
[huffpost.com] Well, here we go again: Monkeypox cases cropping up here and there.
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 19, 2022:
Unless it mutates to something very different, it isn't much of a fear. A couple people per year (and most visited Africa) isn't worth a big fear. If it mutates, sure, then we can worry. The plague is still in the US and a few people per year get it, but it makes little news. Leprosy is still around; and it can be spread by armadillos. Hunta virus is in the Southwest - be careful when camping. Now, Covid cases are rising again and, still, people are just fine with people getting sick and overwhelming the medical facilities.
Tonight at bedtime I’m posting this song which I really love from Gary Moore who is a real guitar ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 18, 2022:
Safe travels. Gary Moore is a top 20 all time rock and blues guitarist.
Big difference between the branches
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 18, 2022:
I still say gedunk, head, etc. I wouldn't mind having a pair of the aviation boondockers - steel toed and slipons (My division, while in Operations, got them).
WV school district finally settles case involving Bible indoctrination classes
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 18, 2022:
No where near enough monetarily. Most schools carry a million in liability insurance for just such shit.
[ancient-origins.net] The killer rabbit from the holy grail movie had historical connections
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 18, 2022:
Dang wabbits would be wuling the world if they had gotten the holy hand grenade.
Pyramids and things we don't know
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 18, 2022:
The electric car conspiracy stuff is easily explained. Some of the earliest cars, throughout the world were electric. Some were even steam driven. Cost and convenience, at the time, made gasoline and diesel the choice of users.
In the middle of a severe baby formula shortage, many have suggested mothers should simply switch to...
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 18, 2022:
Also, relying on only 4 producers in the US, and putting high tariffs on imported (Canadian) formula isn't conducive for costs or for continuous production (one company got shut down due to safety). BTW, Trump put the tariffs on Canada in place; I don't know why Biden hasn't tried pulling them.
Dave, did you pee on the rug again?
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 18, 2022:
And, later, once they are hooked, they ask questions about your sex life, you can give them a weird look and say, "What is your problem, you sick fuck. She's a dog."
Got my second booster yesterday. Arm is not even sore.
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 17, 2022:
No problem when I got mine as well. Good for you.
Zoom spelled backwards is "mooz".
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 17, 2022:
The last one is outstanding -
Not many will get it
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 17, 2022:
Meanwhile, their wives are wondering why no one took the correct keys with them.
Know your wildlife.
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 17, 2022:
When I lived in Gettysburg, I had a white rabbit visit the yard for about 3 Spring seasons. An old escapee, I discovered he had been loose about 7 years and slowly moving South. According to those who "knew," he had traveled about 7 blocks to get to my place.
Proof enough.
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 17, 2022:
Yes, yes it is. And, any servers or busers who disregard and throw it away will be burned 🔥 at the stake for heresy.
[theonion.
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 17, 2022:
Thankfully my parents never read the bibly stories to me. My Mother did like to read the obscure "Water Babies." There was a time that I wanted to be a Water Baby - that would entail drowning and being brought into the water nymphs underwater community.
Just a comment this time.
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 17, 2022:
Which could explain higher rates of incest in evangelical families (or lack of education).
Happy belated mother's day to all you gators.
Beowulfsfriend comments on May 16, 2022:
I'm taking a poll. Who regrets eating their kids?
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