Well it looks like being both a fun late afternoon and a musical kind of evening around this ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 17, 2022:

I owned a house across from a catholic church in a small town. Some Sundays, especially if they parked, or should I say tried to park in my lane, I would crank up Frank Zappa's "Catholic Girls" for their listening pleasure.

Rubbish kite

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 16, 2022:

"Always look on the bright side of life"

Irrefutable Godly Contact?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 16, 2022:

I do not see any way that an all knowing all everything god could prove existence. Sure, some superior creature could show up, but even then, how to they actually prove anything? Sure they, being superior to humans, may do "miracles," however, that still doesn't make them "the god."

Just like him

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 16, 2022:

Like the old Monkey's Paw

She is not sure

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 16, 2022:

Apparently not

I’m sure the resemblance is just a coincidence.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 15, 2022:

Sure enough

Yoko Ono is 87 years old...?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 15, 2022:

I saw she had a much younger boyfriend when she was 82/3/4. I thought, good for her. Why not.

Let's all get funky now... [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 15, 2022:

It is Funky Friday

Judas Is Carrot

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 14, 2022:

Send that note to all your friends

Is It Ethical To Use Amazon? | Current Affairs

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 14, 2022:

I often avoid using Amazon. I do use it, from time-to-time. Sometimes time, availability, and, honestly, cost pushes me toward them. Unlike Walmart and Home Depot, which I totally avoid, there isn't always a good alternative.

Saw this guy in concert many years ago, late 90's, at the Gorge in George, Washington.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 14, 2022:

Loved and lived his music.

Judge OKs lawsuit against ex-cop who baptized woman against her will

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 14, 2022:

Sounds like during the Crusades. Get baptized or have your head cut off.

For all the fans (not) of deathsantis.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 14, 2022:

Sums him up fairly well.

Dangerous Easter guys

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Peeps have only one worthwhile purpose in life - watching them blow-up in a microwave.

I had to laugh, but I love the way she thinks.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Some years ago, a Walmart in Alabama was seen selling "Gun Oil" lubricant (a sexual lube) in their rifle section.

QAnon Pastor Greg Locke Exhorts His Congregation to Murder Journalists With Trump pundit Roger ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 13, 2022:

When any religious figure stands up in front of his/her flock snd gets involved in politics - it should be instant loss of tax freedom. While I wish they would all be taxed as a business, I would accept, at this point, some sort of recognition that their tax free status comes with being out of politics.

Good morning…let’s start Wednesday off with a song and a dance….

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Love this song. You are getting up. I should be abed. Can't sleep tonight.

It seems our Christfool Adversaries are adding a newer complaint to their ever growing list.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Laugh or cry. I hadn't heard of these guys yet. To the wackos, this sounds like it could easily be believed. Of course there is "Birds Aren't Real" which is a satirical group that occasionally shows up at q events. Birds are now extinct after much government killing and have been replaced with look alike drones to spy on everyone.

Ukraine: Russian Troops Took Radioactive 'Souvenirs' From Chernobyl, Says Agency

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 13, 2022:

I had read that. Darwin award candidates.

God works in mysterious ways.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 13, 2022:

Maury Povich, "You are NOT the father."

The survivors of the deceased should sue for eternal suffering. LOL

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 12, 2022:

I have wondered about a class action lawsuit. The catholics could easily win by simply stating that those rites are simple bs. Of course, then all catholics would hear the truth.

Gilbert Gottfried: One Night Stand Up Comedy - YouTube

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 12, 2022:

Funny guy Sad death.

HoF baseball player Roberto Clemente with the Pittsburgh Pirates was in the USMC Reserves from ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 12, 2022:

I remember. It was sad; he had just gotten his 3000th hit.

A bed design

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 12, 2022:

Fee fi foe fum..... where the hell are my feet. Damn that Jack.

To be fair, this was the first time he had French fries.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 12, 2022:

The first one is too true. David is 🤣🤣🤣

Well He does work in mysterious ways.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 12, 2022:

The bibly is such a convoluted POS. God also put an angel to guard Eden as well, once he threw them out. So, when did the angel leave, or is he still there, smiting all trespassers -

A favorite song of mine by ABBA: Fernando. [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 12, 2022:

They recorded the song in three different languages: Swedish, Spanish, and English. The writer wasn't as happy with the love song he'd written in Swedish, and overhauled the lyrics to be a story of two old people looking back on being in a guerrilla war in Mexico.

Let's just say I had a ton of luck. What about you?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 12, 2022:

Yup

It's a groaner for sure.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 11, 2022:

A groaner, but puns are the best.

Volunteers needed.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 11, 2022:

Well, as a no longer long man, I must apologize now ladies, I can't do any more naked planting 😁😁😁

Ukrainian Southern Port City Of Mariupol Under Chemical Attack?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 11, 2022:

If it is confirmed, aside from the probably Russian denials, I wonder if it will be Russian proxies as it was outlawed in 97 (at least proxies who get blamed - like Syria).

At teatime today I’m posting my first big teenage crush and pin-up ….

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 11, 2022:

One of his best.

Saw these guys live in Calgary, Canada, many years ago along with Aerosmith.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 10, 2022:

A friend, who I helped go awol, in the Navy, had an early recording (film) of Aerosmith as a bar band. He had taken it as a film student in Boston. I have wondered over the years what happened to him, or his film.

Where is he going?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Grandma is going to be surprised when he returns her scooter.

Good Sunday morning

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Excellent! smiles 😍 laughs 🤣 truth 🤔

The good difference

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 10, 2022:

Cute, still not sure most religions are seriously searching for anything but cash and obedience.

Close enough you think?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 9, 2022:

A week by week photo would be interesting as it grows back in.

From an alternate POV. [tass.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 9, 2022:

That is a real alternative point of view - we Russians are committing more genocide because the West keeps giving the Ukrainians more weapons to stop our original genocide.

An Arkansas official bragged about injecting Christian prayers at meetings

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 9, 2022:

Another lying sack of shit.

Russia's fallen soldiers left behind as death toll mounts, families grieve - The Washington Post

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 9, 2022:

The stray animals need something to eat.

Multi-tasking in wisdom years

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 8, 2022:

Yup, what ever you just said.

I guess there's a limit like there is with drinks.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 8, 2022:

Really gross. Still, why did the woman wait an hour? Where all did she send the pics she took?

Hey Everyone, I am now fewer than 1,000 points away from Level 8! Please forgive my shameless ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 8, 2022:

It seems you have a legitimate point to make.

Finally blocked Tejas.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 7, 2022:

I didn't think site support did anything

Poor Carl, he’s been indoctrinated into a cult that worships a sky god.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 7, 2022:

So true.

Haven't heard this one for a long time.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Even before hitting play, I could hear it....... lonely is a man without love.....

There’s no justice in this world….

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Of course, it leads too high up in the Saudi kingdom; the same people who paid for and brought us 911.

A personal rant at the expense of the depraved and delusional cult of the Christian right.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 7, 2022:

Religion in the military, yuck. I had a Navy Chief who "couldn't bring himself to join us for a beer in the Philippines because his Jesus voice said no." Other than that, my friends all smoked a lot of weed. Drugs were popular. The religious guys un my division didn't say much - and few practiced.

Seems popular

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 6, 2022:

It is all about Location Location Location.

You can't prove this didn't happen

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Hey, where are the Smurfs and the Care Bears? They were absolutely there.

I thought this was where they teach you to dip.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 6, 2022:

But, I really wanted to learn how to make good salsa.

Good morning! 😂😂😂

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 6, 2022:

Like the diary idea a lot.

German man gets 90 covd 19 vaccines. [apnews.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 6, 2022:

I saw. He was arrested for faking cards. His fine will outdo his profits.

Mike Tyson Can't Sell Ear-Shaped Cannabis Gummies In Colorado [huffpost.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 5, 2022:

Interesting law. Makes some sense, but really, what about humorous ones and sexual ones? No Gummi penises, or ears, for you!

How BBC makes anti-Chinese propaganda: [quora.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 5, 2022:

A Quora post? Why dies BBC equal fake news in China? Easy, it's China and any news not following their set agenda is therefore fake. China's media is run like a republican utopian dream world.

5 fetuses found in D.C. home - Axios Washington D.C.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 5, 2022:

Some if those folks are beyond the pale crazy.

How Fetterman is pulling away in Pennsylvania | The Hill

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 5, 2022:

My biggest regret having moved out of Pennsylvania - I don't get to vote for him.

More memes! 😂😂😂😂

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 5, 2022:

Never be surprised who the pope blesses, for a buck. That evil, money whore mother Teresa once blessed and said they were good catholics, dictator Baby Doc and his wife, from Haiti. They gave her 3 million dollars which she gave to the church.

What he said....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 5, 2022:

Xtion heaven is for zombies.

Robot sex.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 5, 2022:

There are already sex robots, some costing 10k plus.

Worth a shot

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 4, 2022:

3 religions, Abraham.

Think of that!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 4, 2022:

I had to look it up, and yes, this is a possibility for the word origin.

Think what would Jesus do.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 4, 2022:

Me? Ask who she was and say, "I don't order anything I can't afford."

Such a soothing song. Christopher Cross--Sailing [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 3, 2022:

We were just talking about him this morning - best new artists whose careers didn't go into massive overdrive. Apparently, he is still out and playing small venues. Great voice and good writing skills.

I should have planned this out better.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Oops. An old friend had a boa, near 10 feet long. She would roam around the house. She would visit on poker nights, winding across the floor toward the dining room table where she would circle and tongue smell each player's shoe. Newbies would always be like "WTF," especially since the snake would circle them twice. People she remembered, she ignored.

I confess, it has been fun.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 3, 2022:

At least another two months.

Not really inviting

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 3, 2022:

North Texas?

@Garban here's a meme dump! You're welcome! 😂😂😂😂

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 3, 2022:

A 5/5 star dump. 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟 🌟

My teatime treat this Sunday afternoon is a longtime favourite song from Simon & Garfunkel.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 3, 2022:

One of their best songs in my opinion.

Two stooges, and ancestors of anti-vaxxers.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Curly made more sense when he talked.

Who knew....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 3, 2022:

Ain't nobody getting paid.

Be grateful to who bring your food.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 2, 2022:

You never know.

Signs of the times.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 2, 2022:

They do.

I wonder when more of us atheists will figure out that christian moral concepts do not have a good ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 2, 2022:

Hypocrisy runs rampant amonst so called believers, and not just Xtions, in other religions as well.

Pope begs forgiveness of Indigenous for Canada school abuses 'For the deplorable conduct of those ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 1, 2022:

Again, Pope I Am Really Good At PR says a worthless apology while making no real amends.

Well did you

Beowulfsfriend comments on Apr 1, 2022:

Answer to him, or you will have to answer to his family, and they are murder.

Very looooong blessings at Easter dinner

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Haven't had that problem in years. In the past, I just waited quietly, head dipped but eyes open to watch those who peek.

Pray Like Mom

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 31, 2022:

And Dad, was quietly very proud that day.

After all, they believe their god blesses perverts! Proposed GOP bill eliminates age ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 31, 2022:

Really stupid, but, hey, it's part of the Amerikkkan Taliban.

More memes! 😂😂😂😂

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 31, 2022:

I think that McDonald's is in West Virginia.

'It is all about your personal relationship with god(s) as an individual; with no regard whatsoever ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 30, 2022:

I certainly don't feel the US is substantially secularised. By law, the constitution we are, bit in practice, f'ck no.

some funny, some thinkers

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 29, 2022:

Excellent.

Good start or solid second go.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 29, 2022:

One of the toughest, and yet most important ones, is, I believe, telling someone you would like to support them, but don't at the moment have the capacity to do so.

Amazing how well Slovak chocolate stands up to the years! These are around 20 years old but look ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 28, 2022:

Was she the mold?

My humble observation

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 28, 2022:

A Bud breast comparison would have a canker.

If you're a fan, you'll get it Yeah Star Wars

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 28, 2022:

Unfortunately, from the lesser films. That was close to the highlight.

Top 10 signs the Russian military sucks.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 28, 2022:

4 add on, one Belarus unit turned on their Russian counter parts and then joined Ukraine, helping keep the North of Kiiv more open and unoccupied.

Chris Wallace says he left Fox News after people started to 'question the truth'

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 28, 2022:

The guy with ultimate Daddy issues finally tries to take a stand for truth.

2 tourists are driving through Wales.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 28, 2022:

The Amish Comedian does a similar joke back in South Central Pennsylvania. The city of Lancaster, Pennsylvania is pronounced differently than similar towns in Ohio and California.

Decisions, decisions, decisions.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 28, 2022:

I wonder what her pre nup, or especially, her updated pre nup guarantees her for her silence. Wife 2, who was pregnant at the time of marriage, signed for a mere million. That pre nup also said that the child would be taken care of well, unless said child joined the military or things like the Peace Corps. If so, the kid would be immediately cut from the will - pure patriotism there that the hypocritical evangelical idiots ignore.

Me : I'm Hungary. Wife : Why don't you Czech the fridge?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 27, 2022:

If you're a ten in the bedroom. What are you in the bathroom? You're an eight.

Late one night a burglar broke into a house and while he was sneaking around he heard a voice say, ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 26, 2022:

I always liked that.

Atheism is inconsistent with science....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 26, 2022:

Seeing as how he won the so called Templeton award which is given for "affirming life's spiritual dimension," I'm not surprised by what he is trying to say.

The band Edison Lighthouse formed in London in 1969 and although this is their only hit song they ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 26, 2022:

Tony Burrows was a 5 time (6 in the the UK) "one hit wonder" with different bands.

What is your response?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 25, 2022:

My new favorite

Ginni Thomas texts spark ethical storm about husband’s supreme court role | US supreme court | The...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 25, 2022:

She is such a scum.

I really don't see the problem here.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 25, 2022:

When I was married and had a house and yard, I used to do Halloween decorations - I even built a coffin one year. Anyway, one year, we took some old baby outfits, stuffed them with paper, and hung them from the balcony. While I had no problem with the "dead babies," my now ex decided we went too far and I had to take them down.

As my son Neil will be flying in from England shortly, on a weekend visit - I’m going to post ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Have a nice visit.

I can be a little awkward at times

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Just imagine the "burn."

Im thinking Zoloft & nerve pills too

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 25, 2022:

Valium would work too.