I've been laughing about this all day.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 3, 2022:

More hypocrisy

Sex in space will be ESSENTIAL to 'long manned missions' – as Nasa admits it may study low-gravity...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 3, 2022:

I have wondered, NASA already put a married couple in space - did they or didn't they........ if they did, was it for science or rule breaking.

St Patty's day is coming

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 3, 2022:

What is an Irish 7 course meal? A baked potato and a six pack.

I thought some here might find this interesting.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 3, 2022:

No Satanic messages, but a few musicians did play around with some "backwards masking" as it's called. The group Klaatu recorded one song in which some nonsensical lyrics, when played backwards, do say something. They used phonetics.

Vatican megatrial ready to address financial crimes after dismissing defense motions Despite the ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 3, 2022:

So, if they are found guilty, what will the punishment be......... time in a Vatican dungeon cell or like other catholic crimes, sent somewhere else to work.

MOSCOW (The Borowitz Report)—After placing strict bans on journalists’ coverage of Russia’s ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 3, 2022:

While one may believe this to be true, especially from Fucker's past dick sucking of Putin it is only satire.

Just so U know....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 3, 2022:

If you live on the beach, Shark would be a great puppy's name.

Before I start, I realize that I'm risking sounding like a spoiled brat.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 2, 2022:

Emotions are what they are. How you deal with them is the important aspect. I don't know the relationship between you and your mom. I don't know your expectations or hers. If someone agreed to do something for me and hadn't, I would feel hurt. I don't do woulda coulda shouldas. I also don't expect much from others in life. From my (just me) perspective, and what you have said, I understand you're hurt. Personally, I would just walk away and let I go. But. I'm older and grizzled and expect promises to be broken.

Just when you thought it was over

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 2, 2022:

Low life scum suckers.

Helluva difference!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 2, 2022:

At the time, some repucks were unhappy with them. And, yet, no one said a fucking word. Like the catholics who hid the pedophiles, all scum suckers, all guilty.

Helluva difference!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 2, 2022:

"Like two drunks at a comedy show......" Trae Crowder.

I no longer seem to be concerned about human events because my perception has changed.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 2, 2022:

That is a sticking point at times.

When archeology contradicts religion

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 2, 2022:

Common sense

This will cost extra, ok?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 2, 2022:

Nope.

Putin’s Religious Mission Gary Lachman [youtu.be] .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 2, 2022:

He is loved by the conservative evangelicals.

The intelligent ones are on the right in this photo.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 2, 2022:

Most definitely.

He saved mine! Lol

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 2, 2022:

Ben Stein. He was a speech writer for Nixon. Had his own game show - Win Ben Stein's Money.

At teatime today I’m posting this as a fuck you to Putin….

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 2, 2022:

One of my favorite Bowie songs.

As Russia’s bloody military operation against Ukraine nears the end of its first week, the Kremlin...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 2, 2022:

There is irony in the whole nuclear Ukraine b.s. When the Soviet Union dissolved, Ukraine briefly became the third largest nuclear power in the world. They were convinced by the UK and US to give up those nucs, with a verbal agreement to protect Ukraine.

This is one those songs which conjures those transcendent moments of intimacy, not necessarily ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 1, 2022:

I have been a long time fan. When she would come on the David Letterman Show, her father, John Raitt, would appear and the two would usually sing "Oklahoma" as her father had been pretty big on Broadway.

Crazy mega-church pastor Greg Locke now publicly calling for the public outing and public punishment...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 28, 2022:

These fucking crazies keep coming. These people are Talibanic in their attitudes. Witches are still killed in Saudi Arabia. All are fucking nuts.

Hit that dead on.... Pardon the pun.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 28, 2022:

In the US, they would stick rats up their ass for a cure.

Ok, I know this should be better the the picture viewer.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 27, 2022:

Yep. And, in the only time I worked retail, I was an assistant manager at Two Guys (an East coast KMart like store) in the "Records and Drugs" department. I got some pretty good responses answering the phone there.

Who else got these in their picture packs in school?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 27, 2022:

Never got one with school photos, but I remember them in gift shops.

Ketanji Brown Jackson was wrong to say "one can only come this far by faith"

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 26, 2022:

I fully expected Biden to pick ok people who were religious. As a realist, I recognize that Biden is an actual practicing catholic. The Trumpster only played an evangelical hypocrisy filled ass for the cameras.

It is Mardi Gras time in New Orleans.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 26, 2022:

Buckwheat is great.

Magpies Outwit Scientists, by Helping Each Other Remove Tracking Devices [goodnewsnetwork.org]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 25, 2022:

They are Corvids. Corvids and parrots are the smartest birds.

Make it all about you...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 25, 2022:

The game show for politicians and their ilk.

The MAGA World Position on Ukraine Is Simple: Biden Did Something Wrong

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 25, 2022:

She, mtg, is nothing but a lowlife scum bucket looking to make noise.

Christian sex predator Ravi Zacharias was aided by RZIM's lack of oversight

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 25, 2022:

Seems common in church circles to protect the head predators.

I can be a patriot AND oppose my country's actions at the same time, I can also chew gum and walk, ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 24, 2022:

Exactly.

Yes. Yes, he should.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 24, 2022:

Since the US isn't going over, and wimpy Kyle wouldn't make it through boot camp, he should just fly over and I'm pretty sure someone would hand him a weapon.

I didn’t know this morning when I posted - Here Comes The Sun - that it was in fact George ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 24, 2022:

He is often overlooked as an excellent guitarist as well as a singer and performer and writer.

And how long before you could sit down comfortably

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 22, 2022:

No. My Dad never used any physical stuff, but he could yell over anyone (after 2 wars he ran boots in the Army(. My Mom might just whack you with a wooden spoon or a tree branch.

It’s teatime on this calmer but still showery day…so I’m inviting you to join me and - Come In...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 22, 2022:

I saw the Captain with the Beach Boys. The story of his death is sad. They divorced (many believe because of his medical bills), but she was with him at the end.

Only if members of the wait staff are EMTs.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 21, 2022:

"Et tu, Brutus?" "Yes, I had a seizure sandwich."

And todays parents cry about stepping on a leggo. I've never heard of a leggo drawing blood.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 20, 2022:

I never liked that game. To each his own. I'll take my Silly Puddy and move on.

A French spy, a German spy and an Italian spy all get captured All three spies are thrown into a ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2022:

An oldie but a goodie.

The End Of Marital Bliss

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2022:

Questions that are never answered - Superman was bullet proof, but what about his suit?

William Tell

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2022:

Looks like a pear head.

The time is 5 o’clock and my teatime treat time…which today is a favourite show tune from The ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2022:

I don't remember ever hearing Luther's version. Of course, with his voice,, he did a very nice job.. It is quite an enjoyable musical. I am a big fan of stage productions, especially musicals.

Biden Gave January 6th Committee Thousands of Nude Images of Ivanka Left Behind By Trump

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2022:

I would not be surprised I'd the Orange Menace had nude of hos own daughters.

San Francisco DA drops charges against woman linked to crime through rape kit : NPR

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2022:

As it should be.

'He's just a bad guy': Judge destroys lawyer claiming Trump is part of 'protected class' - Raw Story...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2022:

"Protcted class" huh. In the back rooms and in some judges' private chambers there probably is a "protected class," one that is only protected when it stays hidden.

I have more, but this one bites me most often

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2022:

Very true.

I remember this being fun! Lol

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2022:

An old friend got knocked unconscious falling off a slide. His older brother and bro's friends covered my friend with leaves. The group told his mother every had left the playground earlier when she showed up. He woke up and she saw the leaves moving. Suffice to say, older bro was grounded indoors most of that Summer.

I'm gnat in love....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2022:

Yep, the intelligence of book burners.

In two years, this mainline denomination has paid off $100 million in medical debt The United ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2022:

The UCC is, for the most part, an actual liberal and caring group.

Good old elementary school circa 1960

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 16, 2022:

1960s huh. When I first started teaching in 1986, I still had to use a mimiograph for most quizzes and tests.

One of Japanese director Akira Kurosawa's many masterpieces: Throne of Blood, 1957. [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 15, 2022:

A great film and quite a good adaptation of Macbeth. I even showed the film while teaching the play. The Japanese title, Spiderweb Castle, makes more sense when watching; I figure they changed the title in the US to lure in an American audience.

This exciting news just came in over the news wires….

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 15, 2022:

The Hollywood Bowl is a great venue. I saw Fleetwood Mac there in 1980, and it was great acoustics.

Did you know? [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 14, 2022:

As a kid, living deep in the country, the air guard used to blast some sonic booms every so often. In 1979, my ship hosted the first Chinese delegation since 1949. Their Secretary of their military and future chairman was there. We did a sonic boom over the ship while off the coast of San Diego. We had lots of newspapers and magazines onboard.

That fucker.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 14, 2022:

I figured he might even light up on stage; but the NFL most likely begged him not to.

Definitely accurate

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 14, 2022:

How long would that survive FB before FB jail?

Hi I am a level 5 counselling student with a mini research project .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 14, 2022:

"Manchester England England, across the Atlantic sea, and I'm a genius genius. And I believe in Claude. And I believe that God believes in Claude, that's me. That's me."

Get your mind out of the gutter!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 13, 2022:

That could go in the over 50s group.

Scout masters are catholic priests in a past life

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 13, 2022:

That's dark. Humor, but dark.

!!!!😳😳😳☺️☺️☺️☺️!!!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 13, 2022:

That's a gut busting laugh.

I can't run like I used to.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 13, 2022:

If the Predator comes after me, I'm going to say, "Hey dude, let me go to the ATM, get 300 bucks, and stand on the street corner waving it; I'll get you a lot more worthwhile prey."

Who knew this?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 13, 2022:

A knew a few, as in a few - meaning 3 to 5.

When was God born?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 13, 2022:

I have often wondered about the massive amount of unpublished material on Koko the gorilla and if religion as a topic was ever broached. Koko did discuss death, very unwillingly, as just darkness. Something like that could give us an idea of our ancestors.

A Melania Trump event is being investigated after promising proceeds to a charity that doesn't ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 13, 2022:

The paper work is "in the mail/works."

For most of my adult life I have been in continual cycles in search of.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 13, 2022:

I have had some great "enlightening" experiences while in nature, but I don't credit god. I use meditation and mindfulness as tools to maintain my composer and stay relaxed; it is never a religious thing, it is a body and brain control element.

Why the Faithfools look the way they do.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 12, 2022:

I have seen that shit. I was at a tent revival at 16. Simple story, went to see a friend, he wasn't home, his cute cousin was. They were all going to some "church picnic." Girl swayed me. Now, before the evening, had a fun afternoon in the woods. Then came the evening and total bullshit yelling and people, including the girl, wailing and crying for GeeZeus.

The music was better... [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 12, 2022:

Even pre Bob Welsh.

Jan 2022 Media Bias chart is out. Where do your favorite news sources fall on this chart?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 12, 2022:

Mostly NPR.

Good morning …I hope you’re all well and getting through the winter ok.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 12, 2022:

One of my favorites.

Ah, I got lots of time, I think I'll take the stairs.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 12, 2022:

The pizza guy ain't coming without an already paid big ass tip.

Trump flushes Maggie Haberman scoop as "fake story" - Axios

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 11, 2022:

No regard for laws.

A Catholic priest resigned in an absurd scandal involving invalid baptisms

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 11, 2022:

I have a morbid thought I must share - if any of those kids died, unbaptised, then, they don't go to heaven; they go to purgatory. So, my question is, if any did die, can the parents sue? For the church to fight such a case considering if they want people to believe, they would have to admit causing mass pain and suffering. Now, they could easily win in court by claiming it is just a bunch of meaningless words that no sane person would interpret as important.

Black delivery driver says two white men chased and shot at him in Mississippi

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 11, 2022:

The local cops essentially ignored everything.

I've thought for many years that modern olympians were going down hill but this confirms it! :-)

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2022:

Not at this year's Olympics. Sadly, he retired.

Yeah, so? And boys don't secretly hate each other. 😆

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2022:

And it sucks when they all die prematurely.

Good old West Virginia, a local school held a mandatory assembly to evangelize students.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2022:

The school denied it was mandatory. Except, it seems some teachers insisted and sent their kids. I have a few questions 1) Why the fuck can they do this on school hours?; I understand it can happen after hours, blah blah 2) Were the teachers simply assholes acting on their own or misunderstanding the school (that seems to be what the administration wants to pass on) 3) Was it actually the administration who did order it 4) Will anyone get punished over it; will any parents sue (the Jewish kid's parents sure should)

Nun sentenced to prison after stealing $835,000 from Catholic school to go gambling

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2022:

Maybe she could have won it all back, if only she prayed to the saint of gamblers, St. Cajetan (yea, I had to look - I knew there would be one though).

Lauren Boebert 'Splains Bible Heroes Who Got Canceled, Like Abel And Jesus [wonkette.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2022:

Who was this Jesus fellow? He got canceled, huh, was he someone that I might have heard about when growing up in North America? She is a buffoon, soon to be canceled by the Soup Nazi, "No soup for her!"

LDS leader Brad Wilcox's racist comments have caused chaos among Mormons

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2022:

That is no surprise. Their doctrine, until the Carter administration threatened their tax status, said black people didn't go to heaven - black Mormons turned white, and then, just like when they dropped polygamy (officially) their prophet had a revelation.

Bob Saget's cause of death released - CNN

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2022:

Head injuries can look minor and be very serious. When I coached, I was the guy who always erred on the side of "what if." Any signs of a concussion, no matter how minor, have a seat. Ironically, I once took myself to the hospital for a concussion. Flipped a motorcycle and landed on my head - full helmet. I was there for more than a couple of hours getting x-rays for my neck (apparently that scared them more). At the end, they said I could go, and I asked about my concussion (I did have symptoms) and they sort of stuttered and then said exactly what I knew, stay out of the light, don't go to sleep for a few hours and return if I get sick to my stomach.

Psaki Says Everyone Will Have To Show Proof Of Vaccination Before Receiving Free Crack Pipe - ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2022:

Babylonbee the conservative Christian satire site - go back to sucking god's dick.

Ohio Republican Mayor Warns Ice Fishing Leads to Prostitution Republican Mayor Craig Shubert of ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2022:

"Ohio, we aren't Florida or Texas, but we try."

‘Gazpacho police’: Nazi gaffe lands Republican congresswoman in the soup | Republicans | The ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2022:

She is so stupid that she is embarrassing to idiots.

Tru dat. 😆

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 9, 2022:

Yep. And mine, at my old apartment started to die, so, I would have to turn it on and whack it.

Young Men’s counselor, BYU professor Brad Wilcox apologizes for comment about Black people - ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2022:

Black people didn't go to heaven until the Carter administration threatened their tax status. Then, the prophet had a revelation. I suppose with today's SCOTUS that they could go back to the old ways. It is Bring Em Young after all.

We're going to discuss the pragmatics of death.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2022:

Back in the 70's, a friend visited a research facility in the Arizona desert. One thing that they did there was boil bodies which were found and too far rotted so as to use the bones for identification. He got to witness it; he also passed out when they lifted up a femur and the flesh fell off; he blames the odor.

Chimpanzees Observed Applying Insects to Their Wounds: [insidescience.org]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2022:

Interesting. Smart. Too bad they don't know the insect species; it would provide a good study.

Something is fishy here

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2022:

I remember about 2 decades ago, some congressman in Texas tried to pass a bill there making lying illegal. One of his colleagues joked that all fishermen would be heading to prison.

Things to do during Covid when you get to go out

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2022:

I want some. In high school print shop, I made a "Made in Japan" rubberstamp. Now, Made in Japan would be worth something.

Robert Reich will be teaching his undergraduate course titled Wealth and Poverty every week for 14 ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2022:

I saw that recently. Looks worthwhile.

French President Emmanuel Macron meeting with Russian President Vladimir Putin. What the hell?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2022:

The butler staff are waiting to the side. I wonder if Putin, knowing Macron's penchant for good looking woman brought out his "special" translator, the one he used for Trump.

I believed that this woman simply embraced a culture and it is part of who she is.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2022:

I got through. Yes, let her be. I can even add an element of science to it all. In college I had some linguistic classes. One thing that got pointed out was that, especially immigrants, people will pick up the local vernacular and way of saying things. Children especially do so in order to fit in with their peers.

I believed that this woman simply embraced a culture and it is part of who she is.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 8, 2022:

Ineffective link.

Ok, I was born in Southwest Louisiana and didn't live north of Interstate 10 until I joined the Air ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 7, 2022:

I got 17, didn't say liked them all. My mother was born in the Virginia hills.

Wheeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 7, 2022:

It's all fun and games until someone gets catapulted off a roof into the enemy.

Educational Mismatch [thisviewoflife.com] .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 7, 2022:

I believe play is very important toward development. I find it ironic that so many people want children to grow up and act properly, etc, and then will watch a Nature program and remark on the importance of play amongst wolf cubs, etc.

The Truth about the Daily Mail Article Regarding Joe Rogan Podcasts with Dr.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 7, 2022:

Sorry, I'm not going to read your bullshit. Malone is a known liar, claiming to have created rna vaccines and accusing others of committing "intellectual rape." In all papers, he has been given his due credit for first putting rna into mice cells. And, McCullough is a simple quack playing for more podcast time with Rogan to push his own bullshit podcast. BTW - can I join Covid Cult and not get thrown off for blasting its bullshit? This group is very forgiving and welcoming, dontcha think?

Another one I didn't like for a period when I was in 6th grade, and only because there was a boy ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 7, 2022:

I remember the girls liked it at the time.

Trump took Kim Jong-un "love letters" to Mar-a-Lago - Axios

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 7, 2022:

Laws didn't mean shit to the wanna be dictator.

Yeah, too bad

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 7, 2022:

Pretty much.

WV teachers told kids to attend a religious revival during the school day

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 7, 2022:

WV has become a backwater little shit hole depending on federal funds for survival and continues to shoot itself in their feet. When driving back and forth from Central Pennsylvania to Chicago, I often stopped for cheap gas at a little place there. The stations neighbors had a hand printed sign telling people who was damned to hell, including Atheists; Mormons; Jehovah's Witnesses; Muslims; Hindus; Catholics.

Some Monday morning observations on the unique American condition.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 7, 2022:

Costly mousetrap. Most farmers poured beer into a galvanized tub and ran a ramp up to it. The mice fell in and drowned.