Apparently this was a hit in Italy.

Canndue comments on Dec 3, 2020:

Wow, where did you find this?

Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 3, 2020:

Watching the 9 at 9 on a Chicago local news station.

Apparently this was a hit in Italy.

Redheadedgammy comments on Dec 3, 2020:

Laughingly horrible!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣

Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 3, 2020:

I thought so as well.

Christians: "You're atheist because you're just angry at / bitter toward / afraid of / hate god.

xenoview comments on Dec 3, 2020:

First theist have to prove a god is real. They need objective evidence, not subjective from their mind. The bible is not evidence, it's the claim.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 3, 2020:

I wont debate with a theist, unless said theist openly says they have no proof and that religion is an act of faith.

Sounds just like her lmao

TheDoubter comments on Dec 2, 2020:

pre-nupe might limit her vocabulary even more

Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 2, 2020:

Maybe. But she did renegotiate the prenup.

In February 2021, a man goes to the White House to see Donald Trump.

azzow2 comments on Dec 2, 2020:

That might be a tad off being politically correct because the military is generally in favor of conservative presidents.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 2, 2020:

According to "polls," and people who had/have military contacts, while the military voted overwhelmingly for tRump over Hillary, not this time around. From what I've read and seen and people I've spoken to, career military "may" have voted more for Biden. Trump lost a lot of support he once had. One of the reasons shared by military against him was the US throwing away the Kurds (most career military spent time with the Kurds). Trump may have won the overall military vote - no one knows for certain, but just having that doubt demonstrated how much support he lost.

Like his thinking ! The South African: UK pub owner registers it as a church in bid to outwit ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 1, 2020:

During prohibition in the United States, Judaism had a noticeable rise. Alchohol was still allowed in some areas: doctor prescribed- a pint a month per person; catholic wine - unlimited; and for Jewish rites - unlimited. Funny thing is some of the new Jewish groups run by people with names like ...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 1, 2020:

@Killtheskyfairy the government didn't check things out too often. Like doctors prescribing babies alcohol for new borns (for fathers / mothers consumption). An interesting time - Gatsby was NOT a bootlegger (they've never made an accurate film), he sold legal booze to pharmacies that sprung up all around the country.

Let's all start some xmas singing. [youtu.be]

Marionville comments on Dec 1, 2020:

Not available.....anyway it’s way too early for it! 😂

Beowulfsfriend replies on Dec 1, 2020:

Countries... Christmas at Ground Zero by Al Yankovic.

No thanks, Ouija.

Willow_Wisp comments on Nov 30, 2020:

I like stuff like that, it freaks out busybodies.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 30, 2020:

I had a small parrot that would whisper "I see dead people." A lot if fun, especially after a few drinks and some weed.

Christmas joke

Cast1es comments on Nov 30, 2020:

You might want to add grammer , punctuation , and manner books , as well .

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 30, 2020:

Grammar 😉😉😉

It’s 4.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 30, 2020:

Was it saint Andrew who was roasted and he joked about being ready to turn over? Some saint supposedly said that.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 30, 2020:

@Marionville I looked. It was actually St. Lawrence. I just cant keep my saints straight.

Someday very soon this will be a reality.

Willow_Wisp comments on Nov 30, 2020:

Some things can be recycled, Trump isn't one of them.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 30, 2020:

Never again.

Ohio Republicans File Bill Forcing Doctors to “Reimplant Ectopic Pregnancy” | Hemant Mehta | ...

Barnie2years comments on Nov 29, 2020:

What’s next? A law that all viable sperm cells ejaculated during masturbation must be saved and forced back into the testicles? 😁

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 29, 2020:

Or just make masterbating illegal - those for profit jails need to be filled.

She can help.

racocn8 comments on Nov 29, 2020:

And that number would be???

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 29, 2020:

8675309

Is it too soon?

Cast1es comments on Nov 29, 2020:

Morbid Christmas ?

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 29, 2020:

That does go pretty far

It’s Sunday afternoon 5pm approaches.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 29, 2020:

A great musician. Not sure what kind of brother he was.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 29, 2020:

@Marionville He has a brother - they were in Dire Straits together and they wont perform together anymore. His brother wouldn't come to Dire Straits Hall of Fame induction.

Have you seen an African nut cracker?

EyesThatSmile comments on Nov 29, 2020:

I believe every country has those!!🤣

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 29, 2020:

Very popular from Hawaii in the 40's.

LEONARD COHEN - Dress Rehearsal Rag .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 27, 2020:

Cohen is great.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 27, 2020:

@Marionville Much like Dylan, he is a poet among song writers.

Yeah that really happened

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 27, 2020:

Not really funny. I’m getting really sick of this apologist handwringing and historical revisionism. The history of the human world is the strong invade and take from the weaker. The Romans, Huns, Ottomans, Mongols, Vikings, invaded, took slaves, land, riches. And that is to name but a few. ...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 27, 2020:

@Killtheskyfairy Bob is speaking about Genghis, who was evil, and raped his way across his part of the world (1/6 of that area's population carry his DNA). And, not to speak for Bob, I believe he is saying that the Kahns didn't kill for religion or total extermination. They conquered, and they killed. All conquerors are evil; the Europeans coming to the "New World" used Christianity to allow them to fully exterminate the Indigenous peoples and to bring in slaves - thus destroying two continents.

Trying to avoid a very black Friday

bobwjr comments on Nov 27, 2020:

Those who care about family

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 27, 2020:

Best answer Sir Bob.

A Shockingly Long List of Trump's Controversial Pardons: Who could think this is okay?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 25, 2020:

More to come.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 25, 2020:

@LovinLarge Corrupt and uncaring.

For your consideration: Ellie Goulding's Hanging On [youtu.be]

Marionville comments on Nov 25, 2020:

The one you posted isn’t available to me so I’ve posted this one.... https://youtu.be/JkCiywAJGSg

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 25, 2020:

Must be a country thing. The first one runs here, but, sadly yours isn't running here.

Hello - I am trying to find new homes for my albums, most of which are 80s and 90s alternative music...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 25, 2020:

Dont give them to a college, unless getting written assurances. Some years ago, one local college expanded and "updated" its building. I saw the entire record collection got thrown in the trash. Devastating. Not just the general feeling of WTF, but they had albums from every genre and some dating ...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 25, 2020:

@indelible It was the library. Of all places.

Thai Surgeons Remove 915 Coins Swallowed by Sea Turtle Veterinarians in Bangkok have operated ...

silverotter11 comments on Nov 25, 2020:

Nice word play. It is a serious topic - humans fuck up *every* damn thing with their silly beliefs. Poor turtle :(. See any 'change' in the patient - LMAO cute

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 25, 2020:

I agree.

In case I leave here, you'll know where to find me

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

I've never been a porn guy. That said, I cheered Pornhub when they threatened to shut off North Carolina over an anti gay bill. Pornhub also released numbers showing that the bible belt holds many of their customers.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 25, 2020:

@johnnyrobish I have absolutely nothing against adult porn - hey, if it helps ya, great. And, as I said ,PornHub seems socially conscious. In grad school, pre internet, a couple guys offered to set me up writing it for some extra cash - again, just not my thing.

Time once again to leave you with my last post of the night.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

I enjoy the song, but cant say I wonder about who Eric had in mind. At some point, Eric and George Harrison traded wives. George and Eric's ex stayed together while Eric and George's ex broke up.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 24, 2020:

@Marionville Since they stayed such close friends, I always figured it was a total 4 person mutual decision.

Will Evangelicals Christians Forgive Carl Lentz for Superficial Reasons?

freedom41 comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Christainity the land of double standards.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 24, 2020:

Exactly

Decisions, decisions - plain sweatpants or fancy leggings?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

At least you shouldn't need a mask. Unless your dog visits the neighbor's dog.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 24, 2020:

@tinkercreek There is a report that says people who walk their dogs have an increased risk of getting Covid.

So exactly how do Biden supporters justify the televised subtraction of 19k+ from Trump to Biden in ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

"From tRump to Biden"? I haven't even heard that unproven one yet. Pennsylvania, my home state, didn't start to count absentee ballots until a day after, and Fucking Philadelphia pulled it off with a little help from Pittsburgh and other cities. PA has a million more registered dems than repubs.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 24, 2020:

@Flowerwall Denial? I do know that Pennsylvania voted for Biden. Are you one of the blacks' votes shouldn't count people? You know that Pennsylvania is a state where you request an absentee ballot and they keep damn good track of what you do with it, until it hits USPS. I ordered one. It didn't come as quickly as some other people I knew, so I tried again and got rejected (which was right and then it came). I didn't go away, so I voted in person, giving them my absentee ballot in order to do so non provisional (they took it and filled out paper work at a separate table. Trump lost. Hell, he didn't even do well with career military either. WE AINT LOSERS, so fuck you and your Kurd back stabber.

So exactly how do Biden supporters justify the televised subtraction of 19k+ from Trump to Biden in ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

"From tRump to Biden"? I haven't even heard that unproven one yet. Pennsylvania, my home state, didn't start to count absentee ballots until a day after, and Fucking Philadelphia pulled it off with a little help from Pittsburgh and other cities. PA has a million more registered dems than repubs.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 24, 2020:

@Flowerwall So are photos of UFOS.

Egyptian Researcher: People Become Atheists Because Holy Books Have Obvious Lies | Hemant Mehta | ...

Moravian comments on Nov 24, 2020:

They are not lies but primitive beliefs which have mostly been disproved

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 24, 2020:

Some are lies - or, maybe just stolen dogma and expanded story telling (old testament holds a lot of stories that were told first in Gilgamesh and Zoroastrian mythology).

Here's the latest.

AnneWimsey comments on Nov 24, 2020:

Ohferpetessake........

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 24, 2020:

Skip pete and go straight to fuck.

“It’s in our best interests to create a happier world.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

It will be was when he passes - no more official Dalai Lama. The Chinese have destroyed things.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 24, 2020:

@JeffMesser Since the other Lama, who is to identify his return is in Chinese custody and hidden, there is no one to find him. The current one has talked about not returning. He even joked about returning as a woman. In China, a Buddhist has to get government approval to reincarnate. Just ridiculous.

@glennlab LMAO!!!! [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Alright, I have a story. Remember those late night album sales? One night, cane home drunk in the 70's (underage, parents house), watching TV and an ad came on including that song. I wanted it. Called. Didn't get it because, as they tried to explain to me, they couldn't deliver that night.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 23, 2020:

@MichelleGar1 No.

We're Movin' On Up!

BDair comments on Nov 23, 2020:

All aboard the Trump Trailer.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 23, 2020:

Yep. He's taking the artwork.

A JW complaining about losing a government job offer because she won't take a loyalty oath to the ...

Wildgreens comments on Nov 23, 2020:

I’m an ExJW. They constantly change their own rules to suit them.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 23, 2020:

I like the meme.

It’s teatime treat time this Monday afternoon.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

As a teacher, I was only propositioned once - while I was student teaching.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 23, 2020:

@Marionville I dont know. It was scary, honestly.

What would you define the word agnostic to be?

ToakReon comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Two questions: 1. Do you believe in the concept of god? If you answer 'No', then you're an atheist. 2. Do you believe that the concept of god can be PROVEN, one way of the other? If you answer 'No', then you are an agnostic. The two questions are independant. You can be agnostic-atheist ...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 23, 2020:

I tend to lean atheist-agnostic. I'll never know. Once dead, I'm dead. If something occurs, who is to say it isn't just my mind not quite dead, or another unexplained phenomenon. If a superior being shows up, who can say they are a god, aside from themselves. Thus, there is no way to absolutely prove a god.

I came across this quote with different graphics on Facebook.

Joanne comments on Nov 22, 2020:

In the Christianity in which I was raised, this would mean that the devil is clever. He doesn't come right out and show who he is. He is subtle. He tricks us. He lures us in by making us think we can believe in ourselves, think for ourselves. And, belief in one's self goes against God. We are not...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 23, 2020:

Which is why some xtion ministers rip on education because one needs to avoid all secular knowledge, especially that information that refutes the messaging (as they interpret it) and stories (their facts and truth) from the bibly.

It's showtime!

WilliamCharles comments on Nov 22, 2020:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jWXYESqTgTc

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 22, 2020:

Good chuckle

A man comes home from work to find his wife in the bedroom standing naked in front of a mirror ...

St-Sinner comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Brutal, If Trump, he would take her to court! Lol

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 22, 2020:

He sounds like tRump talking to his ex wife.

In case you didn't know:

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Yep. That's a Repubtard, alright! :P

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 22, 2020:

Or Rebtard. The South shall rot again.

Damn what am I?

JimG comments on Nov 22, 2020:

I'm white, and in my opinion hotdogs don't belong in anything but toxic waste disposal containers.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@JimG I know a guy who has a Twinkie nailed to his tool board in his garage up in Alaska. It has been there, at this point, over 35 years and it still looks like a newer Twinkie.

Some puns....

1BrentMichael comments on Nov 22, 2020:

A most pungent post!

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 22, 2020:

Yes it is. Quite.

Support group not working quite as well as it should

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 22, 2020:

My cat was Lola and I’ve had a few vets sing “just like Coca Cola!” Having a name like a character in a book is no better, you get references to that all the time too.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 22, 2020:

Many of my pets had literary names. My last cat was Horatio, and he was my best and most loyal friend - fitting his name.

Found this in my Facebook memories from eight years ago, not a long time in the history of evolution...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 21, 2020:

There are plenty of evangelicals involved in farming who use genetic breeding to make changes and still refuse to believe in evolution.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 22, 2020:

@Zoohome Yes they do. I grew up in Amish country and those folks are miserably abusive to their animals, especially their horses.

Damn what am I?

JimG comments on Nov 22, 2020:

I'm white, and in my opinion hotdogs don't belong in anything but toxic waste disposal containers.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 22, 2020:

Ever seen the hotdogs pulled from landfills - 15 years later they look just like they do in a supermarket.

Damn what am I?

AnneWimsey comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Well, I Was going to have breakfast.........

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 22, 2020:

Yeah. That looks awful.

Microbes waking up as permafrost melts.

DenoPenno comments on Nov 21, 2020:

This prospect is a great possibility and very scary. COVID-19 may be just a beginning. This means the world will have to change many things for us all to survive.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 21, 2020:

Yep.

I guess.....

Donna_I comments on Nov 21, 2020:

omg. I am not going to miss that face.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 21, 2020:

I still think that with the way her husband went after tRump, she must hold some real dirt on the man because tRump is not loyal to anyone.

Scamvangelist Says God Will Bring Your Hair Back: “Bald Spots, I Call You Gone!” | Hemant Mehta ...

Sonja44 comments on Nov 21, 2020:

Rudy needs some help. Lol

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 21, 2020:

I wonder how much of tRump's hair is sewed on as well.

Just one of many bad hangovers we inherited from the British.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 19, 2020:

The US passed a law/statute/congressional something or other in the 70's making the metric system the legal system, EXCEPT for those who didnt want to change. It did make things easier for scientists and the auto industry.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 20, 2020:

@silverotter11 a spacecraft crashed because one group did metrics and another didnt

Indian Joke about Weather Fall was upon a remote reservation when the Indian tribe asked their new ...

St-Sinner comments on Nov 19, 2020:

Columbus fucked up big time and it is driving me nuts every day. I wished I could trademark the word "Indian" when the stupid Spaniards and English messed up their use of the term. That could give me and generations tons of money. Now I am not Indian, I am freaking South Asian!

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 19, 2020:

Yes, thank you. Term should be Native American.

A Recent Search: The Most Popular Fiction Genres Are: Romance.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 18, 2020:

Romance is just soft porn.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 18, 2020:

@Killtheskyfairy It is a joke. I knew a woman who made a living writing romance novels - and hers were not historical in any sense. I also knew two guys, pre internet, who wrote porn for extra cash. I met them in grad school and they offered to set me up - not my thing, and according to them boring and heavily scripted, with little chance to be creative.

Could have been an email.

bobwjr comments on Nov 18, 2020:

No shit

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 18, 2020:

Yep. We used to have weekly faculty meetings, and most were just BS with little real needed business. When I coached, mandatory practice just happened to occur on those days.

In odd news, an Ogden cop pulled over a car weaving slightly over the center line.

barjoe comments on Nov 16, 2020:

I recall this story. I don't think it happened recently, the story I found was from May of this year tho. https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/2020/05/11/boy-5-steals-family-car-attempt-buy-lamborghini-then-man-with-lamborghini-shows-up-his-house/

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 16, 2020:

Huffington is known for repeats.

Time once again for a teatime post.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 16, 2020:

Unavailable stateside

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 16, 2020:

@Marionville Someone will find it. I'm on my phone, not my computer today. Harder for me to do. Sorry.

Should Americans be concerned that a man who is 420 million dollars in debt to entities unknown is ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 13, 2020:

Yes. Want more of an explanation?

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 13, 2020:

@redbai Yes, he is a danger. Even ex Presidents shouldn't be allowed to basically declassify information. I understand why, as the president, one can decide to declassify things; but once out of power they should be under the same rules and laws as others who get out and have Top Secret clearances. Ex Presidents have the right to get intel briefings. One of the few that continued to do so was George HW Bush, who may have used those as a paid consultant to the Saudi government. I could see tRump getting thevbrifings in writing and letting a cronies read them, if that's allowable.

Is the Pope Catholic?

jlynn37 comments on Nov 12, 2020:

Don't single out L. Ron Hubbard as all religious cults use religion to fleece the stupid and gullible of their possessions and wield power without scrutiny.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 13, 2020:

@DenoPenno And not a good sci-fi writer. You know that in WWII, he had his ship shell a Mexican island.

What will they think of next...?

bookofmorons comments on Nov 13, 2020:

had one (or one similar) and thought it was so cool

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 13, 2020:

I'll bet you couldn't wear it to school, or at school more precisely.

I’m having an early night.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 12, 2020:

My one German exchange student's favorite band. He came over hoping to play American football, but our school only had a soccer team. He played that well enough.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 13, 2020:

@Marionville He actually played American football in Germany. Something I didn't know existed.

Oh, boy.

DenoPenno comments on Nov 12, 2020:

I favor heat using water heater type devices that puts hot water in radiators with a fan forced delivery system. It may or may not be cheaper and it might depend on where you live. No steam heat. With that said, I have electric heat in my mobile home and I also have Eden pure heaters I can use. ...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 12, 2020:

I liked the electric oil heaters when I had an old drafty house. They did save on heat bills.

It snowed last night.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 12, 2020:

Some one needs to do one of these for right wingers because they are more likely to complain, destroy your snow sculptures or blow up your house because they are offended.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 12, 2020:

Make it fat and paint it orange

Well now.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 12, 2020:

In the Navy, a few friends and I created a band - we were told we had a Roxy music sound. Our only performance was a bar in the Philippines.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 12, 2020:

@Marionville Nay. A bunch of drunken sailors mostly. They cheered. Pretty heady experience, no matter how bad we may have been. The band let us use their equipment and do three songs.

In the last election, 70+ million Americans voted for a white supremacist for POTUS.

yvilletom comments on Nov 12, 2020:

Some of us here will debate the point endlessly. I will find something else to do.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 12, 2020:

I'll vote with you as the debate doesn't really matter. People voted for evil and I believe they were on the wrong side of history (of course, in 1000 years, if mankind still has historical records who knows, and, honestly, none if us will care or matter then).

Not sure if this is supposed to be a turkey, or just a turd on fire.

EyesThatSmile comments on Nov 11, 2020:

If I see poop with eyes and nose I flush as fast as possible!!💩💩

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 11, 2020:

Would you do so if it was a sentient creature? 😁😁

Dave Daubenmire: Many Women “Abort the Baby for Satanic Rituals” | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

Dyl1983 comments on Nov 10, 2020:

He knows this how?

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 11, 2020:

His daughter, after she aborted his.

I know I know.

TheDoubter comments on Nov 11, 2020:

the cat in the clouds is great. you should try to get more exposure for it.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 11, 2020:

As James Joyce supposedly said, "Yes, puns are trivial. That is why I make mine quadrivial."

[facebook.com] Chuck Berry with Bruce Springsteen and E Street Band.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 10, 2020:

The man inspired many other great musicians.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 11, 2020:

@sassygirl3869 the night I saw Chuck, honestly, he was disappointing. I take it as an off night, an ill night, a drug night, whatever, it was the 70's. My son saw him when Chuck was in his 80's and my son, a musician, said he was OUTSTANDING. Bruce is always great. He recently said, now as he ages, he somewhat regrets giving such long, monster concerts as he is expected to continue doing so.

Though we all may not always get along we always support each other and that is basically the code ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Nov 11, 2020:

Thank you, I was in the Navy for six years, nuke electrician. I didn't even know this group existed. I was stationed on the USS Samual Gompers AD-37. We were the first of two ships to have women stationed aboard in 1978-1979. Happy Veterans day.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 11, 2020:

@Willow Wisp The bird sanctuary is a bird sanctuary AND has an array of multiple radars and such for communications and spying.

Though we all may not always get along we always support each other and that is basically the code ...

Willow_Wisp comments on Nov 11, 2020:

Thank you, I was in the Navy for six years, nuke electrician. I didn't even know this group existed. I was stationed on the USS Samual Gompers AD-37. We were the first of two ships to have women stationed aboard in 1978-1979. Happy Veterans day.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 11, 2020:

I was on the Ranger CV61 those years. Only woman was a pilot who landed and took off later that day. When I left, i transited through Diego Garcia where there were absolutely no women allowed, except on the British side (which also didnt allow ANY Americans below Commander with an invitation).

Islam Wants You!

AnonySchmoose comments on Nov 10, 2020:

Radical conservatives already promote laws and restrictions which resemble Sharia.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 10, 2020:

Sharia is just a rebranding of Abrahanic law.

I'm with the shirt....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 10, 2020:

You know, when cops go looking for a killer, they always find duct tape. I thought, only briefly, about that - how many people out there DON'T have some duct tape?

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 10, 2020:

@glennlab I keep tools and some emergency camping stuff. I always wonder, how would I answer a cop if they asked, "got a weapon in the car."

More memes....

EyesThatSmile comments on Nov 10, 2020:

All great. Always love Betty White!

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 10, 2020:

That was great. "Mrs. White"

Definitely believe that

jeshuey comments on Nov 10, 2020:

Only one way to find out...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 10, 2020:

Give us a report.

For 30 years i believed what the bible said about homosexuality and that people that practiced it ...

genessa comments on Nov 10, 2020:

i have a question by which i mean no disrespect. it is just that i never have a chance to ask it of anyone who isn't defending what they say the bible says about homosexuality. what i want to ask is what exactly DOES the bible say about it? the tale of sodom and gemorrah is about hospitality and ...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 10, 2020:

It seems that much of church doctrine isn't necessarily based on their holy book, but crap the catholics originally thought up and whatever the later evangelicals opted for. Their Christ never once mentioned homosexuality - which was considered fine in most of Greco-Roman societies. Suicide wasn't considered a sin in catholic church until the Middle-ages when so many priests started taking their own lives to get to heaven sooner. It's all just a conglomeration of bull.

A perfect visualization for the struggle of science and religion to progress humanity forward.

bobwjr comments on Nov 10, 2020:

Precisely

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 10, 2020:

And their response to doing it that way would be something on the order of: we are a counter balance to power or, better yet, god set me there.

Surprise ‼️ 😅 did you see it?

St-Sinner comments on Nov 10, 2020:

Do women like girly men?

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 10, 2020:

Some, I'm sure.

Los Angeles Catholic School Threatened to Out Lesbian Student to Her Parents | Megan H | Friendly ...

Freedompath comments on Nov 9, 2020:

Is this being done with heterosexual couples? Ignorance abounds about what is and what is not! Even Science can’t make a dent sometimes!

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 9, 2020:

I dont know of any schools that allow overt PDA's. (I worked 20 years as a teacher). The question to ask is, what did they define as a PDA? Schools from my past frowned on kissing, at least on the lips and too much hand holding. Hugs were usually ok. I went to observe at an all male school that was near an all female school and the seniors had som ed mixed classes - they couldn't sit too near to each other, in some classes, but most classes were just like public school seating.

Conservative Christians Are Praying to Change the Election Outcome

DenoPenno comments on Nov 7, 2020:

Trump proved one thing to me. Half of America is white supremacist racists and do not even know it. This is why Conservative Christians are so dangerous. Some in my town even told me that Jesus would not be happy with all the giveaways today. I'm not sure what bible they were reading. Electoral ...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 8, 2020:

I'd say more like 40 %. The other 10 % are uncaring, money grubbers who just want to line their pockets and saw tRump as the easiest way.

Florida Woman Launches Petition Drive to Have Forced Prayers in Public Schools | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 7, 2020:

In elementary school, we used to say a pre lunch prayer daily. Then, and it took almost two years, the SC stopped that. I said something to the teacher about prayer. Rather than make it a teachable moment, she went off on me. ""I decide., etc." A couple days later, with no explanation, we no longer...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 7, 2020:

I needed to look again. The SC ruled in 62. The teacher incident occurred in 64. Public school in the farm heartland of Central Pennsylvania.

Florida Woman Launches Petition Drive to Have Forced Prayers in Public Schools | Hemant Mehta | ...

KKGator comments on Nov 7, 2020:

Saw her on the local news with this garbage. I really wish these people would keep their delusions to themselves. Wonder how she would feel about muslim kids getting out their prayer rugs during the school day? She can go fuck herself.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 7, 2020:

My first thought was to post "fuck her." 👍👍

Lenin: The Man, the Dictator, and the Master of Terror

skeptic70 comments on Nov 7, 2020:

It is the anniversary of the second Russian Revolution of 1917. The first occurred in February (March NS) and led to the overthrow of the Tsar and the Imperial government. I recommend reading W. Bruce Lincoln's trilogy, Sheila Fitzpatrick's The Russian Revolution, Peter Holquist's study of ...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 7, 2020:

That whole time was a mass of rebellion, much of which now gets lumped with the Red revolution.

Anyone tracking how progressives did in the down ballot? We need to start building the agenda.

Charlene comments on Nov 7, 2020:

I believe progressives did fairly well, from a tweet on A.O.C's page the squad has grown by 38%..

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 7, 2020:

In a few aces, but not overall. There were some true breakthroughs with celebrating, but I dont think as many as one would like.

I'm proud to say that I live in the blue county in the center of the state.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 6, 2020:

I'm still living in the red part. Gettysburg is a little better, but attracts a lot of assholes visiting. As the old saying goes - Pennsylvania, Philadelphia and Pittsburgh on the ends and Alabama in-between.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 6, 2020:

@JimG Yep. Lived there a while.

The carousel of time!

TheDoubter comments on Nov 6, 2020:

that's how it goes

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 6, 2020:

There is a song in that statement, somewhere.

It appears the fat lady has sung.

Theresa_N comments on Nov 6, 2020:

No the fat lady is still exercising her voice, she is about to sing.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 6, 2020:

If Arizona holds, Biden has just overtaken Pennsylvania and Georgia and still leads in Nevada.

I believe in the religion of TRUTH.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 5, 2020:

If, and that is a big if in my opinion, Jesus did exist at all, he would have been those things for sure. National Geographic had a good picture of what a real Jesus would have looked in one of their issues like some years back.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 5, 2020:

@DangerDave My thoughts exactly. And the whole motif.

Today as I pour my second G & T and file my nibbled down nails.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 4, 2020:

Love this song. I wrote a college paper, decades ago, on some of the Doors' lyrics.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 4, 2020:

@Wisterious Not one of my best papers. Akin to poetry explication.

Big difference in use lol

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 3, 2020:

In Navy bootcamp, all the bananas dissapeared after the women came to breakfast.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 3, 2020:

And it's TRUE. Causation??

First item on my Christmas wish list.

Killtheskyfairy comments on Nov 3, 2020:

Mine would say while taking a shower...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 3, 2020:

I've had some great ones - even changed my lesson plans that coming day. The kids said my shower ideas were either great or no comment. Lol.

Pastor Rick Joyner, Who Said the U.

jeshuey comments on Nov 2, 2020:

I wouldn't wish for his death, but if he suffered a bit...

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 2, 2020:

@barjoe maybe a week on a ventilater

So very timely, and hysterically spot-on!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Patty boy just predicted: 1) a tRump victory 2) the end of the world after tRump's 2nd term

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 2, 2020:

@jeshuey and he has predicted it a number of times. Oddly from dreams from god. 🤣

Alexa/Alex?

Cutiebeauty comments on Nov 1, 2020:

Finally, men have a use!!😂😂😂

Beowulfsfriend replies on Nov 1, 2020:

Just find the perfect women, clone her about 350 million times and get rid of the rest of the Earthlings. Keep cloning replacements as needed.

Yup always knew this

Cutiebeauty comments on Oct 31, 2020:

Facts?! They don't know facts!😂😂😂

Beowulfsfriend replies on Oct 31, 2020:

"We are tRump supporters, we don't need no stinking facts." "We are mindless sheep, following the wolf."

I really like this site but I'm a bit confused about how it works.

KKGator comments on Oct 30, 2020:

Welcome to the asylum. Enjoy your stay. The points really don't matter. Once you've been here a bit, you'll see that. It's just about participation. They used to give a t-shirt upon reaching Level 8, but they don't do that anymore.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Oct 30, 2020:

Bummer on the tee - I have mine happily.

Poland abortion ruling sparks 'women's strike.

whiskywoman comments on Oct 28, 2020:

amen ...what the right to lifers forget is all the women dying from illegal abortions their efforts are not gonna stop abortions

Beowulfsfriend replies on Oct 29, 2020:

And, in the US the abortion rate drops during Democratic Presidents because access to birth control is easier.

Woman ordered to take down pole dancing skeletons

Beowulfsfriend comments on Oct 29, 2020:

HOA's are asinine way too often.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Oct 29, 2020:

@Killtheskyfairy not all, of course. But, many are.

Just had one job

Wisterious comments on Oct 25, 2020:

Do you think it was an inside job? Some Joe Cocker lyrics come to mind, "Ooh, I get by with a little help from friends."

Beowulfsfriend replies on Oct 25, 2020:

I came in through the bathroom window

Why cats are bad for blind people

Killtheskyfairy comments on Oct 25, 2020:

People who think this is funny are usually dog people who have never been the object of a cat’s love and devotion.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Oct 25, 2020:

@Killtheskyfairy My intention was to say that the cat wouldn't just walk into danger. Not without a purpose - like saving their own.

Why cats are bad for blind people

Killtheskyfairy comments on Oct 25, 2020:

People who think this is funny are usually dog people who have never been the object of a cat’s love and devotion.

Beowulfsfriend replies on Oct 25, 2020:

And, anyone who knows a cat knows that cat isn't getting walked into danger nonchalantly.