(Satire Alert!) Small Government Conservative Wants Critical Race Theory Banned in Schools, ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 3, 2021:

In real life, a few red states which currently don't teach it are working to ban it. Critical race theory is taught in very few places - the "outrage" against teaching it is simply a racist dog whistle.

Two Tickets to Paradise - Eddie Money [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 2, 2021:

My bag is packed - I can leave anytime. 😁😁

Here's why Michael Flynn is desperately trying to cover up his call for a coup in the US ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 2, 2021:

Flynn is an embarrassment to many military personnel, past and present.

Get to the center?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 2, 2021:

I even counted and didn't chomp down.

When can it be considered that someone has posted too many posts.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 2, 2021:

I dont know a good number, for a cut off, but 41 is simply distasteful and asinine. One would think someone should have some limits.

Hat Shop Owner Backtracks After Promoting Star of David “Not Vaccinated” Patches | Beth ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 2, 2021:

They have been losing their suppliers and have protests outside. Their name is hatWrks which many have, with great clarity, rebranded hateWrks.

It was quite a time , remember the decapitator, er merry go round?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 2, 2021:

Our jungle gym was on pavement.

What a maroon! What an ignoramus! Not just the mom but anyone who thinks she should have a ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 2, 2021:

Another "tragic accident." Bullshit. When people were arrested and either fined or jailed, at least there was some semblance of responsibility. Lack of responsibility is the worst part of the gun crazies. Now, there is simply the argument that "oh those poor people have suffered enough." That argument only stops others from thinking ahead about what could happen to them, if they weren't responsible.

The advert said "All mod-cons" :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 2, 2021:

Whatever works in an emergency.

'They Are Not Human': Massachusetts Elementary School Teacher Fired After His Secret Gig As Writer ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 1, 2021:

Lots of Nazis in Germany seemed nice also - hope he never teaches again.

Flynn denies suggesting that Myanmar-style coup 'should happen' in US | TheHill

Beowulfsfriend comments on Jun 1, 2021:

He is a lying ass.

This song was such a gift: [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 31, 2021:

I saw an interview once - he didn't remember doing the recording; he only got paid a couple of hundred dollars; he was a heroin addict at the time.

I'm so ashamed.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 31, 2021:

Try out the old television show by Mel Brooks called "When Things Were Rotten." A failure in the 70s, which he turned into "Men in Tights."

Timothy Leary is dead ( Today is the anniversary of this death day. The Moody Blues [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 31, 2021:

No. He is outside, looking in.

Mine was two courses, a classroom course that lasted a full semester and a behind the wheel course ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 30, 2021:

Mandatory class, optional but worthwhile in car - no parents and free.

Where are you my prince?

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 30, 2021:

I'll remember that when my red haired beauty calls for me.

There's always one, you know?

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 29, 2021:

Place I taught had an art teacher who hated that show. We used to openly tease him about how he, the art teacher, would have done it - "And here, let's add some little gravestones. Be sure to blur those little dates. And for a little excitement, add a homeless guy asleep on a bench."

Spot the difference

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 28, 2021:

I only needed to see the one between the person's legs; that was enough.

Ubuntu: [sapiens.org]

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 28, 2021:

Idaho has more white nationalists than any other states.

Thin Lizzy- Cowboy Song [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 28, 2021:

Greatest Irish rock band of all time

Poll Finds 23% of Republicans Believe Satan-Worshipping Pedophiles are Running the Government A ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 28, 2021:

Way too many idiots to believe the US isn't doomed

Oh, I would have LOVED to witness this!

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 27, 2021:

Saint James. And if it is an evangelical, insist they call it that, by its catholic name.

Southern Baptist: Exvangelicals Ignore Christianity’s “Intellectual Tradition” | Hemant Mehta ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 27, 2021:

Those are the Jimmy Carter evangelicals. All the others, the majority, want their women and kids stupid and obedient.

The Hollies Long cool woman [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 27, 2021:

I had that song on a K-Tel album. 😀

I've got more memes! And I'm gonna post the Grey Fox I had on my back deck yesterday in the ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 26, 2021:

5 out of 5 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Hear, hear!

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 26, 2021:

I once had a job that was 10hrs a day Friday, Saturday, Sunday and paid for 40hrs. Unfortunately, the job really sucked.

When I thought I finally got the hang of lockdown... 😂

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 25, 2021:

I bet some dog or cat dragon suits did get sold.

You caption I can't lmao

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 25, 2021:

"Dolly Parton doesn't know what she is missing."

What was gas going for when you first started driving?

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 23, 2021:

In the 40s when I started driving in 71. Cheap enough to buy a souped up car.

Who remembers this from 1969? [m.youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 23, 2021:

The song is familiar. I don't recall the band.

New Revelations from Former Nuns Suggest Mother Teresa Led a Cult | Hemant Mehta | Friendly Atheist ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 22, 2021:

Teresa was an evil, money whore for the church. She raised millions while providing just enough food and NO pain medication for those who came to die in her death houses. She took 3 million dollars from Baby Doc, the ruthless dictator of Haiti, in exchange for a photo op and a blessing that Baby Doc and his wife were good catholics.

I’ve been watching the 2021 Eurovision Song Contest live from Rotterdam.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 22, 2021:

I watched Eurovision for the first time here in the states - one of the lesser streaming stations ran it for free. I especially liked the lack of commercials.

For that classic sound...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 22, 2021:

Classic and still funny, styling.

Beau of the Fifth Column Let's talk about Tennessee, signs, history, and money lost.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 22, 2021:

He makes a lot of sense.

Injuries and loss of life can boost religious faith after disaster

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 22, 2021:

Insurance sales as well.

Elton John - Your Song [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 22, 2021:

And, today is Bernie's birthday.

This is awesome, actually.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 21, 2021:

So cool.

Arizona Official Says Voting Machines are Unusable Because of Recount Firm's Control

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 21, 2021:

The rethugs are the ones always caught with their fingers in the cookie jar.

This made my day also

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 21, 2021:

A few miles South of Gettysburg, someone took an old tree stump of 5 feet and painted a red cap on it trying to look like a mushroom house for elves. It may have looked like that 15 years ago, but now it looks like a giant's sore dick.

They say don't talk with an INFP that's experiencing an existential crisis.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 21, 2021:

I like your posts Willow, however, living to make me feel something isnt going to get either of us anywhere. 🙂🙃 See you later.

Makes about as much sense and anything else in theology....

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 21, 2021:

I think I have seen the light. Hallelujah. I was an atheist and now my farts cure people. Send me money and I shall fart away. And, my farts will be gluten free. BTW, did I say SEND MONEY.

What's in that jacket?😂

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 21, 2021:

"That jacket smells like my lost love Jasmine."

City prosecutors: Can't produce evidence in BLM curfew, protest arrests, cases tossed

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 21, 2021:

The DAs and the cops knew long ago that most arrests would be tossed. They just wanted to use intimidation to stop any protests.

Something I read here brought this song back into my mind.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 21, 2021:

Good memories are always nice.

From 1967 a little Buffalo Springfield

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 20, 2021:

Nothing is exactly clear anymore, literally and figuratively.

Where there's smoke there's fire and where there's a priest there's a liar!

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 20, 2021:

That is one of those, yep it is really funny, and yep it is really horrifying.

For those of you who are in favor of the death penalty because the bible says so, here's a list of ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 20, 2021:

Those same people who say "that's the old testament" bullshit, then turn around and spew the same shit anyway. All hypocrites.

CHRISTIAN PORNOGRAPHY I was wondering what this might be. - Adam & Eve -- What's That Thing?

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 20, 2021:

Jesus's first and second cumming.

From the American tv show The Rockford Files with James Garner. [m.youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 20, 2021:

I remember. I had a friend who taught computer class; his favorite Rockford was Rockford talking "computer babble."

Mario Murillo: ‘God Is Destroying Wokeness’ and the Church Needs Gen.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 20, 2021:

Xtions are so quick to thank god for "his gift," or things they want, but when god can't deliver, there must be another reason stopping him from delivering for them. All they are good at items being hypocrites. IE: god gave them tRump; but now that trump is out of office, somehow, god didn't give them Biden.

Let's test your memory

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 19, 2021:

It is the thing that you held in, waited till it got overly hot, and then threw onto the lap of the loudmouth in the backseat.

The old school way!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 19, 2021:

I bet there is an app for that.

Does Israel Have a Right to Exist?

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 19, 2021:

Israel and apartheid South Africa used to be tightly intertwined. Israel built their nuclear weapons with the old SA.

Why they wanna do Curly like that?

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 19, 2021:

Curly would have "murderized" Fucker Kkkarlson.

Millennials 'don’t know, don’t care, don’t believe' God exists | Living | The Christian Post

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 19, 2021:

Still, the crazies just get crazier. Fundamental christianity is reverting to its old past which mirrors current fundamentalist Islam.

I asked my buddy Dougal if he liked trivia quizzes he said he does, so asked him what is the capital...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 19, 2021:

When in the Navy, and aboard ship, I used to go up above the bridge often (looking to identify unknown vessels and such), then one day, I was talking with the guartermaster who said, "Watch this, I have a newbie on the line." The line being who he broadcast to on the bridge to tell them what he saw that may been missed by radar and sonar. So, the guy goes, "We have four B. I. R. Ds. inbound." Which of course the newbie announced to the Captain, etc.

US Admits UFO Sightings Have Been an Ordinary Event for Years In a stunning new 60 Minutes report...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 19, 2021:

The Moon Nazi's are visiting, just waiting for the right moment to seed discontent and return - gee, I think the republican party knows a lot more then they are letting on.

From 1978 the great Pointer Sisters with a hit written by Bruce Springsteen. [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 19, 2021:

I remember liking their version way back then.

A GOP Congresswoman Wanted to Know People’s Favorite Bible Verses.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 18, 2021:

Like tRump, Corinthiens two, she only knows what is put in front of her.

If everything was different nothing much would have changed! :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 18, 2021:

"Get your hands off me. You damn filthy ape," said Melania the last time her husband approached her.

"Gone with the Moist Wind" 🤣

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 18, 2021:

"Young Moist Frankenstein"

Israel-Gaza: Why is the region blurry on Google Maps?

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 18, 2021:

This happens a lot in war zones especially. I tried to look at Ukraine during the Russian build up (I was ex Navy intelligence). 1st) I'm not sure how we can tell when the satellite images were taken 2nd) some countries demand control over sensitive areas - I would guess Israel is getting what it wants

I used to hear this song frequently on the radio out of Spokane, never heard it on the radio in ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 18, 2021:

I can't say that I ever heard it before, as far as memory goes. Sounds like early 70ish.

Thin Lizzy. - Thunder and Lightning. This is what I call classic rock! [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 17, 2021:

Still the greatest Irish rock band of all time.

This Furniture Store Hides a Cross in Each Piece to Spread Jesus Everywhere | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 17, 2021:

As the article says, it appears harmless, but what if a Muslim business owner did that, etc.

Imagine throwing a Book of Mother Goose nursery rhymes on the table in front of a kid .

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 17, 2021:

I can find a talking bird in real life; I have never seen a talking bush. Mother Goose wins.

That would be cool thing to have.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 17, 2021:

I have a no social media rule after I smoke weed - except for Agnostic.com. 😁😁😁😁

Stand Your Ground: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO) - YouTube

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 17, 2021:

I watched that already, it is worth viewing. Too true. Stand your ground laws are set up allowing white people to get away with murder. The DAs can pretty much decide who can and cannot use the defense by 1st) deciding who they attempt to prosecute, and 2nd) what jury selection looks like if they do go to prosecution.

A Dose of Tao. Chapter 13

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 17, 2021:

Chief Seattle was more Taoist than the catholic to which he converted, and was buried.

Pecuniary adjective of or relating to money.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 17, 2021:

From the Latin roots for of one's own (looked that up) and livestock (knew that, always think of pigs).

Most of the atheists that I meet are what I think of as recovering Christians.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 17, 2021:

My parents never did the church thing. As a kid, I went with my older sisters to Sunday school, but never earned one of their perfect attendance pin bs. By 7th grade, they were not unhappy that I took my "too difficult" questions to answer and didn't return. As an adult, I asked my Mom, who was raised Southern Baptist, why she never took is to that (and, yes I have been. Even went to a tent revival- went with a girl and her family, luckily we had already had some fun in the woods prior, because during the tent shit she reverted to being a xtion virgin). Anyway, my Mom said, to my question on her and Southern Baptist, "I didn't want to inflict that upon you." "Inflict" was the perfect term.

Israeli airstrike on Gaza claims eight young cousins [theguardian.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 15, 2021:

Netanyahu found a way to stay in power and avoid court for his lesser crimes. He won't be held responsible here either.

🦊.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 15, 2021:

An all time great. Visited his grave in 78.

No godless heathens here. Nope, no siree.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 15, 2021:

"Dear god, help us fuck everyone not an elite, like us."

Happy Saturday all

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 15, 2021:

My brother, 14 years my senior, briefly returned home after the military. Soon after, I remember an angry, older woman yelling at him at the front door once. When I was older he explained -;her daughter returned from a date with cum on her clothes.

HBO had a good documentary on the brothers Gibbs.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 15, 2021:

Well, yea. Springsteen's Stayin Alive, live from Australia is really rocking.

I splurged and bought the Fleetwood Mac Live super deluxe tour edition - 2 LPs, 3 CDs, 1 7" 45 RPM ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 15, 2021:

That came out in 80 or 81, I believe. The album had a list of where the songs were recorded. I have long since lost all my stuff (divorce). Anyway, one of the songs was recorded at the Hollywood Bowl, and I was there. The Hollywood Bowl has some of the best acoustics I have ever encountered.

My bedtime post tonight is one of the great voices.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 14, 2021:

She has such a great voice.

How to confuse the theists?

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 14, 2021:

Atheists for the concept of treating others well, nurturing the sick, being kind, etc. All the things the creators of Hesus wanted people to be.

Yesterday's activity

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 14, 2021:

I think we all have those mornings.

Well underwear is certainly getting hotter! :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 14, 2021:

Mitt Romney is still wearing the first pair.

Yummy special

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 13, 2021:

I once tried rocky mountain oysters, and even knowing what they were didn't turn me off from the restaurant like that sign does.

Disturbing Video Shows U.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 13, 2021:

"Savages" a word used throughout history to conquer and control other peoples.

Illinois Pastor: Delaying Church Reopening Means “We’ve Been Sentenced to Death” | Terry Firma...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 13, 2021:

That statement stands somewhere between ridiculously stupid to asshole stupid. Or, let us just call it ridiculously asshole stupid.

NUDE YOGA CLASS

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 13, 2021:

The LYOA position. Lick Your Own Ass.

Richard Dawkins: It’s “Wise and Sensible” to Abort Fetuses with Down Syndrome | Hemant Mehta |...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 13, 2021:

No one should be forced into an abortion or forced sterilization - doing so is akin to Nazi Germany. That said, abortion should be available to all who want it. Dawkins is approaching a scary line by encouraging abortion for such things. Also, by saying such a thing, he emboldens those who want to strip a woman's rights to control her own body.

Look! A menu!

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 13, 2021:

Now that is a Kodiak moment.

I'll show him!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 13, 2021:

I would sometimes mow, at my old place, on Sunday, just as the catholics arrived across the street for mass. Or, on other occasions, on warm days, blast Frank Zappa's "Catholic Girls" out the window. As Bugs Bunny used to say, "Ain't I a stinker?."

Time to say goodnight again.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 12, 2021:

Such a great voice.

"As the Arabs see the Jews" His Majesty King Abdullah, The American Magazine 1947

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 12, 2021:

The European powers messed up the Mid-East and Africa when they divided up the tribal peoples so the minorities could be in charge in most places and kowtow to Europe. Just taking some land, and handing it over to European Jews only exasperate the problem. I believe part of the reasoning dealt with trying to fulfill the bibly prophecies. One can wonder what may have occurred if a piece of Germany had been emptied and Jewish settlers could have gone there. Stalin wanted to turn Germany into a big cabbage growing country; I expect Russia would have supported that.

Hush - Deep Purple [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 12, 2021:

My first 8 track was Machine Head.

I'm a bad boy!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 12, 2021:

Pretty sure my guardian angel is a Weeping Angel from Dr. Who.

Ever so sorry to disappoint you, but... 😆

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 12, 2021:

Exactly. Now, if it had been on board the Navy ship that burned and melted steel so badly the ship will be scrapped, then I would wonder how it survived; yet, I still wouldn't have called it a miracle. B

Not sure if this is the best group to post this in, but since we love to laugh here: a tribute to ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 12, 2021:

A garage in Buffalo might be a hell in its own right, but as WC Fields tombstone says, better than Philadelphia.

I recently bought a new computer for one of my kids.

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 12, 2021:

Years ago, a neighbor's tree limb fell and took out my electricity. Her insurance company (Nationwide) refused to pay. Mine did, but it cost me my 500 dollars in detectable so I sied her and her company for that amount plus court costs. Nationwide sent a lawyer, while I represented myself. I even called witnesses and photos of a rotting tree. The lawyer kept saying, over and over, "act of god." I won. Two weeks later, the tree dropped a branch on another neighbor. the insurance company, Nationwide, paid to cut down the tree, then dropped the woman as a client. The moment I knew I had won came when the magistrate stopped me as I started to cite a case and said, "Son, if a tree falls in the middle of a field and someone or something is hurt or damaged, someone is going to pay."

An American treasure. Willie Nelson covers the great Kermit the Frog. [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 12, 2021:

"The lovers, the dreamers, and me." Nice job Willie.

[youtu.be] Elbow. - Grounds For Divorce....this may just resonate with some!

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 12, 2021:

New band for me. I like it.

Federal Judge Denies NRA Scheme to Declare Bankruptcy A federal judge has denied an effort by the...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 12, 2021:

In an NRA scenario, the Jehovah's Witnesses will be knocking on your door, in their suits and ties, carrying biblys and pamphlets in one hand and an AK47 in the other.

Good enough to eat...

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 11, 2021:

Call me weird, but I just went to Google, and guess what, humans are not gluten free. I didn't check for sheep.

Imagine that

Beowulfsfriend comments on May 11, 2021:

Yep. When I was young, I could afford a five year old car on 10 cents over minimum wage.