Klingenschmitt: I Lost My Navy Chaplain Gig 15 Years Ago Due to “Cancel Culture” | Hemant Mehta ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 5, 2021:

Military chaplains can be real assholes. I got sent to as catholic priest, fucking commander, asshole while in the Navy. I had put no preference in my religion and a "family" issue arose while on cruise. Long story, short answer, the dick priest pulled rank and ordered me to write a letter to my parents which he would mail after reading it.

Israel Kamakawiwo’Ole Somewhere Over the Rainbow/A Wonderful World [m.youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 5, 2021:

He had a great voice.

Is there a formula?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 5, 2021:

Algebraicly, it works as: If Geaorgina is 73 and her boyfriend is 23, how much money does Georgina have?

Are you in the corner?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 5, 2021:

Wash up with Dad and Mom's help.

Not only do I remember it, I remember all the times I got lost hunting for the gas filler on an ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 4, 2021:

The worst was a 76 Cadillac Deville - 19 feet long. I bought it for a song - in 1998. Expensive gas, but a fun tank to drive.

Paraprosdokians!! No, not a new religion:

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Fun. Number 9 and 2 are my favs.

Bad Kittie!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Such a cute face. Who could scold such a kitty.

It’s that time again.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 4, 2021:

I had a German student who was from Spandau.

I can't think why men lust after exotic super-cars, I bought one and It's a piece of shit!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Actually there are at least 10 possible vehicles, including Porsche.

He must have been a politician

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Definitely worked for the government

This is Southern History on Blind Willie, and the blues out of Southern black history.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 4, 2021:

Good post!

Titanic 2020.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 4, 2021:

"Icebergs??? They are a myth propagated by the left."

Memes.....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Very funny.

Texas Republican Files Bill to Inject Bible Readings in Public Schools | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 3, 2021:

These are the same assholes who scream Constitution while ignoring a big part of it.

Wednesday morning chuckle

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 3, 2021:

Pretty much live that way now.

What will be the first home improvement store built on Mars Lowe`s or Home Depot?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 2, 2021:

The first store will be a General Dollar. They build anywhere, as they dont own the actual buildings and can just walk away after a few years.

I was traveling around in my Favorites List and landed in the mid-west.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Nobody wants to actually go back to Indiana.

Lab-grown black hole behaves just like Stephen Hawking said it would | Live Science

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Just wait till the first research assistant decides to touch one...........

How about a happy house

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 2, 2021:

Yep, he "cracked" a smile

Hey now! Not everyone can afford the fancy Albacore

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 2, 2021:

A bit fishy I think

Sorry. I will show myself out.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 1, 2021:

It is a groaner, still, I love it.

Connecticut it doing pretty well with their Covid vaccination program - I just got my appt.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 1, 2021:

I got my first last week. A sore shoulder was all. Best wishes. Great memes - good laughs.

I often wondered how much extra they had to tip for this seating arrangement.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 1, 2021:

It was BYOB as well.

Judge Tosses Lawsuit Saying Divorce Violates Christian Woman’s Religious Freedom | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Mar 1, 2021:

Crazy shit. Some Hasidic Jews need their husbands permission to get divorced and then remarried in their church. Some husbands wont grant a divorce and a "cottage industry" of Jewish persuaders has risen. The future ex wives hire them to "convince" their husbands to let them go. It really has elements of the Mob going on.

New recipe, you need to try it

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 28, 2021:

That could work.

Christian “Prophetess”: I Met Whitney Houston During a Recent Trip to Heaven | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 28, 2021:

It's made of "special" Jello pudding pops.

Golden Donald Trump Effigy Seen at CPAC Was Made in Mexico

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 28, 2021:

How many people do you think looked to see if the little golden guy had any balls.

I've found that going along to get along works best...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 28, 2021:

Exactly

I’ve always owned up to being a sucker for 80’s power ballads .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 28, 2021:

They were from Chicago and tried going by the Chicago Transit Authority, but the city said no.

Not this time though

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 28, 2021:

Brought to you from the fine people at ACME products.

Just saying it's true

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 28, 2021:

I throw it for less backlash.

Liberty Counsel Falsely Claims Equality Act Would Force Religious Schools to Hire Pedophiles and ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 28, 2021:

Who really is stupidest - those who spout this drivel, or those who believe it?

Unfortunately very common

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 27, 2021:

Most mornings

[youtu.be] I still miss Bob and Ray

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 26, 2021:

Have not watched them in a while. Always funny.

[youtu.be] I still miss Bob and Ray

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 26, 2021:

Have not watched them in a while. Always funny.

Just got back home from getting my covid vaccine shot for 65+ group.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 26, 2021:

Got my first yesterday as well.

Be careful folks!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 25, 2021:

She'll be all over pornhub.

They don't make B movies like that anymore.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 25, 2021:

Watch as Ivanka seduces her evil beatnik brother Donny Junior.

The good old days yeah

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 25, 2021:

I had a friend knock himself out jumping from the slide. His brother thought he was dead and some kids buried him in leaves. And yep, his mother found him. Older bro was grounded for a long time.

Photo-shopped or hair brushed? :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 25, 2021:

Yep, early 70s

Texas Bishop Blames Atheism for Every “Ill That Plagues Our Society” | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 25, 2021:

One sick asshole. Stupid fuck - the catholic church is getting stupider the farther they chase evangelicalism.

Yeah sure see the book

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 25, 2021:

Always read the fine print.

Pour some sugar on me!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 25, 2021:

Just corn syrup. Nothing to see. Move along.

Sound familiar?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 24, 2021:

The US leads the world in incarnations - more than China even (jail only, not counting training centers).

One of the great pleasures growing up was when we or one of the neighbors got a load of sand, dirt, ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 24, 2021:

Oh yea. Sometimes use plywood to make tunnels - extreme safety of course 😆

The Southern Baptist Convention Expelled Two Churches for Being LGBTQ-Friendly | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 24, 2021:

You know what Jesus said about homosexuality..................................nothing. look at what he really railed about - Divorce was really in his radar, as was caring for the sickly and the foreign folks even.

I'd worship me.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 24, 2021:

Scary looking

Iranian woman sentenced to death dies from heart attack, gets hanged anyway [msn.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 23, 2021:

Her crime was murder. In Saudis Arabia, they still kill witches.

Man Who Launched Himself in Rocket to Prove Earth is Flat Dies in Crash Landing | David Gee | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 23, 2021:

He can now be entered for a Darwin Award.

I do love tacos!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 22, 2021:

Oh yea.

Raul Malo and The Mavericks are my favorite band.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 22, 2021:

Enjoyed these guy as since they first hit the scene. I read once that prior to the Mavericks being signed by a label, Raul was offered a contract alone. He stuck with his band.

Mass Shooting at Louisiana Gun Shop Leaves Three Dead and Two Wounded Three people were killed ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 22, 2021:

The "good guy" with the gun hasnt worked all that often- remember the Walmart shooting, where at least some of the people there admitted that they had guns and hid.

Doctor, Doctor, give me the news...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 21, 2021:

Dr. Pepper will kill you faster than some others.

Christian Actor Says He’s Lost Roles and Money for Being Faithful to His Wife | Beth Stoneburner |...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 21, 2021:

In the pantheon of actors, he wont be long remembered for any of his work, so, alas, ye olde actor must revert to martyrdom and whining doth he not.

Pay up, you lost!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 21, 2021:

Very true.

Nashville Pastor Criticized After Admitting the Bible Isn’t the “Word of God” | Hemant Mehta |...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 21, 2021:

Not only isnt it the word of god, the translation used by many evangelicals, King James, is considered one of the worst translations. I was driving 700 miles yesterday and listening to various NPR stations. One quoted an evangelical minister who said that Jesus wrote the bible, and since the constitution was inspired by the bible, thus Jesus helped write the constitution. One cannot makeup more stupid than there actually is anymore.

Greetings, i am a user of humanist.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 21, 2021:

No idea. Hey, welcome aboard anyway. There are humanist categories here also.

Perhaps ketchup would work better?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 21, 2021:

I want to see the face of who eats one. Although, much of the plant can be eaten at some times - I've read that and dont know parts or when in season.

Again because of the terrible cold spell where I live here is my favorite summer song by WAR.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 21, 2021:

CB. What was tour handle? I was dubbed "The ARCO Hippie." I worked part time at an ARCO gas and garage.

Female Marxists Defeating Islamic Fanatics:[edition.cnn.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 21, 2021:

For now they have had some success. In general, the Kurds are more open to women with power, at least some. I doubt much movement for women will occur in the Mideast outside of the Kurds for quite a while.

Too much Fox News can affect your ability to cook up a valid-sounding excuse.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 20, 2021:

Liberal teachers

This old song describes my day today Johnny Kidd & The Pirates Shaking all over [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Such a fun song.

From 1967, in case you have forgotten

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 19, 2021:

Love it. Hope you are staying warm Glenn. Saw your senator not only went to Cancun, but also left his dog behind in the cold. I can sum up Cruz's stupid from one of his statements - he said he would argue that the Godfather part III was the best movie of the trilogy. Enough said, and no politics needed.

Found posted as an answer to a posted question on Quora, Author David W Rudlin makes an ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 18, 2021:

After Tet, the North was decimated by the"loss." Still, they won the war on American citizens opinions - no more unnecessary war. After that, it was just a waiting game. Not a war we should have been in. During WWII, Ho had pushed the Japanese out of a big chunk of the North. The US not only insisted that the French go back, we PAID the French to do so. At the time, Ho asked for international help, including the US. At the time, Ho was a nationalist and only went full on communist so he could get help from Russia. Ho hated the Chinese almost as much as the French.

Kroger Closing More Stores to Avoid Paying Workers Hazard Pay Grocery giant Kroger, announced ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 18, 2021:

"Essential workers" is a phrase created to override the truth of "expendable workers."

Tell it like it is....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2021:

If that's the boss in the reflection, maybe the hubby would drop by as well.

So with the crazy weather we're having how is everyone doing?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2021:

We have a La Nina going on, which often brings wetter and stormier weather. Add to that the polar vortex and we are really hammered. My weather theory, with no evidence or found science, is we would be getting hammered worse if Canada had even more and thicker snow cover. This year, the Arctic sea ice didn't start to freeze until its latest time ever. Anyone with science - I would be happy to hear.

Conservatives Are Seriously Accusing Wind Turbines of Killing People in the Texas Blackouts ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 17, 2021:

Forgetting to mention the frozen pipes and electric at gas and coal plants and MOSTLY not recognizing that their grid isnt attached to other parts of the country to bring in more power. Dumb ass liars.

Make hay before the sun shines? :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 16, 2021:

I thought that was a cop pushing into someone

I love online shopping, I can find everything!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 16, 2021:

Coming from Wish, your atomic bomb would be a broken popper.

Existential solution...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 16, 2021:

Always listen to Morty.

Excerpts from Heather Cox Richardson (Monday, February 15, 2021) According to a new Quinnipiac ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 16, 2021:

In my mind, we need a parliament - far from perfect, but would most likely add some very progressive groups and sadly real crazies (think Idaho). And lots of groups in between.

One of my all time favourite Rock Bands is The Scorpions .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 15, 2021:

I had a German exchange student who not only loved them, buy had met them a number of times as the young man's father was a sound engineer who helped record them.

Here comes the night Van Morrison and Them [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 15, 2021:

Loved them (pun intended). I was a kid back then and someone, on the radio, came up with Terrible Horrible Evil Men as an anagram.

Just stole this from a friend - PERFECT!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 15, 2021:

In Saudi Arabia, they still execute people accused of witchcraft. That's the government, not some group of idiot people running around as religious vigilantes.

Compassionate vaccination Often we spend tons of money and efforts on a problem but do not think ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 15, 2021:

Happy soldier

Hindu Girls’ School Students Forced to Strip to Prove They Weren’t Menstruating | Val Wilde | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 15, 2021:

Religious stupidity. On one of the flights my daughter may be assigned, her airline requires telling flyers who ask if menstrual so the flyer - Hasidic Jews- can choose another attendant. One of her friends had the best response, "Honey, I'm always going to be on my period. You dont want me to serve you, just wait for someone else when they have time."

Time for my teatime treat.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 15, 2021:

Do you watch The Masked Singer? I can not do "reality" shows. I know that the show in the states started with known non singers doing it. I saw a clip of Ryan Reynalds wearing a Pokeman outfit on the South Korean version. The only "reality" singing show I watched fully, many years ago, was one chosing a new lead singer for INXS. They chose the guy who most matched Michael Hutchence's singing. My favorite was a British singer who was popular on the London stage.

Believe that he looks like it

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 15, 2021:

Yep. Except now, he stuck it back up.

A Bible Thumper told me that “Covid has been around for thousands of years - the is using it as an...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 15, 2021:

I would bet that he would still call it the "china" virus and blame China in another conversation.

Rand Paul Calls Senators Who Wear Masks Science Deniers During a recent appearance on Full ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 15, 2021:

He is a world class idiot, so he lives in Kentucky to grift off the rubes there.

Fury at ‘do not resuscitate’ notices given to Covid patients with learning disabilities | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 15, 2021:

I saw that recently from an English friend.

An Albert King Cover, even played on Alberts old flying-V guitar, the great great Joe Bonamassa ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 14, 2021:

Nice cover. He deserves to keep and play that guitar.

Catholic Bishop Issues Trans Pastoral Guide That’s As Awful As You’d Expect | Val Wilde | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 14, 2021:

I foresee the American catholic church breaking away from the Poop in Rome as they turn more evangelical assholed. Not that any catholic church is worthwhile.

Christian “Prophetess”: Prayers Form Missiles to Destroy Satan in Second Heaven | Hemant Mehta |...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 14, 2021:

She doesn't realize that god's football is Amerikan soccer.

Honey, I think someone's at the door!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 14, 2021:

Bring a chess set

I normally would not post the same song as someone has done recently (sorry Marionville).

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 14, 2021:

Sir Rod has a great voice. I'm a bigger Van fan, still, I would rate Rod as having the "better" more musical voice.

No kidding he won't

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 14, 2021:

If the fairy tale Abrahanic god were real, most hypocrites will be in their hell.

Paddy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn't find ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 14, 2021:

Very human of him.

Missionaries Telling Villagers COVID Vaccines Will Turn Them into Alligators The Guardian reports...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 13, 2021:

Their version of "free blankets to the Natives. "

As I have said here before the R&B groups and singers of the early to mid sixties is some of my ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 13, 2021:

My second child was very colicky. I was up many nights walking and patting him. I would sing many verses of Under the Boardwalk as I bounced back and forth.

I’m posting my teatime treat early this afternoon because I’m about to watch Scotland play Wales...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 13, 2021:

I knew some rugby players. One had a bumper sticker that read: Rugby Players Eat Their Dead.

Who's a pretty boy then! :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 13, 2021:

He will be given a lot of Little Debbie snack cakes for a shot at that.

Oh boy do I have memes! I've been forgetting to post - it was a busy week here - and I kept getting ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 13, 2021:

👍👍👍👍👍

I’m not so sure that this is funny?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 13, 2021:

Her words make it so much kinder.

What a nice sketching of a duck.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 11, 2021:

Took me way too long. 😂😂😂

An online catalogue

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 11, 2021:

Just wait till cats get opposable thumbs, they will take over the world.

From 1968, British musician Georgie Fame performing The Ballad of Bonnie & Clyde. [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 11, 2021:

Wow. I had forgotten that song. 👍👍

Poor kermit

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2021:

Or Oscar's, and him screaming, "Go on biatch, and see how long you last."

Moral failings of leaders collapsed even the best societies, finds study - Big Think

Beowulfsfriend comments on Feb 10, 2021:

I have no doubt that is correct. And, the US, by trying to stay the undisputed top dog military, etc. is setting itself up for a major fall.