Don't be fuckering without the right lighting!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 28, 2020:

Mood lighting I suppose

Damn it Barry!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 28, 2020:

Does he really think that will make the turkey feel better?

Today I'm doing something a little different (me?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 28, 2020:

This was fun. And, yep, 4 chords are common

Is peace coming at last?...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 28, 2020:

Some one will need to count the silverware and the other valuables in theWH after ahole leaves.

Pope Francis: We Shouldn’t Oppose COVID Restrictions in the Name of “Freedom” | Beth ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 28, 2020:

They want to stay open, the least they can do is pay taxes for the health destruction they are helping on others. People should start Sueing the churches that are identified as spreaders.

[youtu.be] Anyone recall grooving to this old Robin Trower gem?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 28, 2020:

I remember. Trower was one of those musicians with a lot of talent, but seldom given his due (although his peers have seemingly shown respect).

It’s 4.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 28, 2020:

Good choice

Imagine if people knocked on your door to talk about science...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 28, 2020:

Nice way to meet someone with whom to share a beer.

For the past several years, I’ve been Facebook friends with a woman I "met" through an emotional ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 28, 2020:

People like that seldom have an epiphany unless something dramatic actually happens close to them. For those kids sake, I hope nothing really bad does happen. Maybe, when they become adults they will explain to her how non-lily-white their lives were. A teacher I worked with once said that a mixed race student, my son's best friend, wasn't really black because he lived in a white group. For me it was a bite my tongue, "holy shit dumb ass you always bitch about people not understanding your Jewishness, exMormonness, wake the fuck up" moment. In other words, black kids, even well to do ones, suffer racially.

Trump declares Twitter national security threat after DiaperDon trends following meltdown at ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 27, 2020:

4 years ago he said he wanted to change the 1st amendment - no surprise

Linda Harvey: LGBTQ People Can’t Celebrate Thanksgiving Since They’re Ungrateful | Hemant Mehta ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 27, 2020:

I'd feel sorry for her husband, but fuck him too. "Straight people don't......" well, most xtions dont follow Leviticus anyway. And PornHub has it's best sales in the bibly belt.

One night at a bar

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 27, 2020:

Yes they are

One of my favorite covers.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 27, 2020:

Nice.

Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with a musical ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 27, 2020:

Since I've pulled my life together better, I'm more in harmonica with life.

At teatime tonight I’m posting Voodoo Child by Jimi Hendrix.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 27, 2020:

He was a great musician. He was in the 101st airborne when my brother was in. I didn't know that until after my brother passed. I visited Jimi's grave with friends back in 1978 (the secretary said they still got over 300 visitors a year then).

I too love the eggs

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 27, 2020:

So now we know how to make it through meeting the devil. LOL.

Austrian Village Tweaks Name After Visitors Kept Stealing Its ‘Fking’ Signs This Austrian ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 27, 2020:

I remember reading about this. People used to do that for Intercourse, Pennsylvania. When I was in the military, I had a girlfriend from there send me mail and this, during mail call there were always comments.

MILLS BLUE RHYTHM BAND, jazz martini , 1933 .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 27, 2020:

Fun

Totally uncalled for

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 27, 2020:

That's funny.

LEONARD COHEN - Dress Rehearsal Rag .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 27, 2020:

Cohen is great.

Make the barista yell this out loud! [twitter.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 26, 2020:

Get ready for some excitement.

I hope you are all having a great Thanksgiving.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 26, 2020:

Ate plenty. I made a new yam dish and a new brussel sprouts dish.

Scotland Will Finally Remove Unintentional Blasphemy Law In New Hate Crimes Bill | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 26, 2020:

Too often laws are messed up. In the mid 80's Rhode Island passed a law, aimed at protecting those who reported child abuse. Unfortunately, if one was the abuser and reported one's self prior to arrest, one couldn't be arrested for said crime. My oldest was 5 at the time and very smart. I used to say, "Need we go to Rhode Island?" He would giggle at me. "Like, yeah Dad, you never even spank us."

Pretty much...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 26, 2020:

Yes,and double yes. Got real annoying camping this summer.

In honour of the day.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 26, 2020:

Great performer and superb singer. And, she seems very happily married to her wealthy Swiss(?) Hubby.

A Beautiful Eulogy

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 26, 2020:

That is so believable.

Ironic isnt it

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 26, 2020:

PSA for the day: Don't accept blankets from strangers.

Some mornings be like....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 26, 2020:

You go kid. One day, driving to the school where I worked and the kids went (3), I got cut off by a (insert word here). My kids said, "Dont worry Dad, we got this." And all three stuck their fingers out the windows.

Survey Finds Startling Amount of Americans Going Hungry According to Census Bureau survey data ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 26, 2020:

The losing senator candidate in Arizona asked her supporters to miss a meal so as to send her money. Well, many were already missing meals. There are over 30 million Americans hungry all the time, including 17 million kids. Last year over 50 million experienced some hungry during the year. Meanwhile the top one percent grew their accounts. Last week I stopped by the local food bank to drop off food from someone who is moving (cleaned out their stash).

A Shockingly Long List of Trump's Controversial Pardons: Who could think this is okay?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 25, 2020:

More to come.

Already thought that lmao

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 25, 2020:

He's started the pardon parade

Day of the Turkey.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 25, 2020:

Somewhere out there, someone must have made a bad scifi about turkeys attacking.

Sounds about right...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 25, 2020:

Yep. I but at the dollar store; my GF, not.

Religious Liberty My .... [verdict.justia.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 25, 2020:

The talibanic evangelicals dont really want religious freedom; they want religious control under their auspices.

'I Dare Call It Treason' -- Steve Hochstadt, emeritus professor of history at Illinois College.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 25, 2020:

And now, Republicans in Georgia want to make it illegal to vote without a driver's license - harkening back to the only voters were land owners.

Why do people stay with a belief system (aka a religion) even though they question it.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 25, 2020:

A lot of the newer and larger evangelical churches are selling a form of companionship and a place to get together. Many have "free" gyms and sports teams. I had an old friend, who passed away, who liked to go to a certain church because he could play guitar and rock out to GeeZeus. I'm pretty sure that many in that church would not have approved his drinking and weed smoking.

Hello - I am trying to find new homes for my albums, most of which are 80s and 90s alternative music...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 25, 2020:

Dont give them to a college, unless getting written assurances. Some years ago, one local college expanded and "updated" its building. I saw the entire record collection got thrown in the trash. Devastating. Not just the general feeling of WTF, but they had albums from every genre and some dating back into antiquity. I think they got rid of their Beta tape collection as well. It, too, had some rarer gems (especially their Shakespeare collection).

Oh shit Alexa!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 25, 2020:

Alexa sees and knows all. When AI takes over, after being programmed for the good of mankind, it will realize that there are just too many people on the Earth, and, for the good of mankind, wipe out about 6 billion or so.

Self portrait.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 25, 2020:

Mmmmm, bacon.

In case I leave here, you'll know where to find me

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

I've never been a porn guy. That said, I cheered Pornhub when they threatened to shut off North Carolina over an anti gay bill. Pornhub also released numbers showing that the bible belt holds many of their customers.

Sometimes it is just one thing after another

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

Now that is just sad. Makes me wonder if anyone ever launched one filled with helium.

Apple lobbies against Uighur forced labor bill - The Washington Post

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

And once again, I'll keep my Android.

Evangelicals Freak Out - YouTube

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

A bunch of lying, racist hypocrites with no real understanding of the preaching, or reported preaching of their Jesus. Screw the poor and hate your enemies.

How did India become so prudish? I bet the British are to blame.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

It is so bizarre. There was some scandal years ago when George Clooney kissed some Bollywood starlet.

What is the most important thing to remember if you catch a cougar? Don't ask her age.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

A gentleman never asks. Actually, only a fool asks a woman her age.

Had to share this.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

So many have been my life - no jail as of yet. 😅

These guys are so much fun [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

I've been a fan for years. I show this and joke to people, "Look, see, AC/DC can write music. LOL."

Time once again to leave you with my last post of the night.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

I enjoy the song, but cant say I wonder about who Eric had in mind. At some point, Eric and George Harrison traded wives. George and Eric's ex stayed together while Eric and George's ex broke up.

Dopedopedopedope.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

Definitely a clothing fail.

holidays and other shit

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

Five thumbs up. I think there are more than two Karens bitching though.

The five stages of human evolution.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

Somewhere an orange alien showed up at some point - took use backwards.

Guess the boss didn't care for that photo

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

Subliminal images

Decisions, decisions - plain sweatpants or fancy leggings?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

At least you shouldn't need a mask. Unless your dog visits the neighbor's dog.

And you should be ashamed, you know who you are.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

Well, didn't think that out.

A little ancient TV trivia Ooh! Ooh! Ooh!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

I remember the reruns

‘Jeopardy!' resumes filming Nov. 30 after Alex Trebek's death; interim host is Ken Jennings

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

He and Brad Rutter have hosted other, lesser game shows. I like the idea of Ken or Brad doing it, and not some aged star.

Egyptian Researcher: People Become Atheists Because Holy Books Have Obvious Lies | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

And now, he has to have a bodyguard most likely. Anyone else remember The Satanic Verses? He is speaking common sense logic - something that doesn't fit well over here with evangelicals or over there with a number of extremists.

So I’m at the hospital and they start praying over the intercom.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

I wonder how just dancing with yourself would go over.

Loopholes

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

Very good point

With Thanksgiving just a few days away, I'm already looking back at the year and simply amazed at ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

I saw Buddy Guy in the weirdest of places. He played Disneyland, and I and a couple of Navy buddies went up to see him. Jan and Dean were also there (it was the late 70's and J and D were sad, didn't sing their own leads - of course Dean had that stroke in the 60's).

So exactly how do Biden supporters justify the televised subtraction of 19k+ from Trump to Biden in ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

"From tRump to Biden"? I haven't even heard that unproven one yet. Pennsylvania, my home state, didn't start to count absentee ballots until a day after, and Fucking Philadelphia pulled it off with a little help from Pittsburgh and other cities. PA has a million more registered dems than repubs.

I’m pretty down this morning.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

I hope the concert still happens - stay safe. I'm in Chicago for the holidays and last night we had a light snow.

Music from times past.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2020:

That goes way back.

@glennlab LMAO!!!! [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Alright, I have a story. Remember those late night album sales? One night, cane home drunk in the 70's (underage, parents house), watching TV and an ad came on including that song. I wanted it. Called. Didn't get it because, as they tried to explain to me, they couldn't deliver that night.

We're Movin' On Up!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

I hope someone did a count of the silverware and art pre tRump.

YOUNGBLOODS, cc rider, 1967 .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Haven't heard this classic in a while.

A friend posted that first one today and it cracked me up because so many of us are choosing not to ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Stay safe. Enjoy lots of leftovers. And, good memes.

“It’s in our best interests to create a happier world.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

It will be was when he passes - no more official Dalai Lama. The Chinese have destroyed things.

The whole Adam and Eve story is just hilarious.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Xtions have their own side stories (like islam hadiths) and Cain supposedly left with a sister to start one of the mainly non Jewish Mideast groups.

It's over.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Took long enough

News just come to hand.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Motor oil is quite tasty I hear.

End of the day here .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Do you want us to post some Floyd????

My latest dating app visit

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Just ask WTF are pogo games - thought that was a misprint for pagan games.

Simple Covid rule y'll

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

All right, I'll follow women. Some might not appreciate me doing so, but it is in the rules.

Supreme Court Declines to Take Up Satanists’ Faith-Based Abortion Case | Hemant Mehta | Friendly ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Reading the article, I would have to say that the SC could easily not take it since they haven't gone to the 8th circuit yet. And, yes, I read the article and know that the 8th is a problematic group. That said, even the SC liberals dont like ruling until a lower court has said something - right or wrong.

I've just never understood this.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

And it isn't a new phenomenon. I remember waiting at the bus stop in HS and some guys wouldn't have on coats. They would be shivering. That was the 70's.

Dedicated to 45. With hope!!!! [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

We all hope. Back when Denny Laine was the lead.

Michigan group sues Trump campaign for alleged mass voter suppression BY SARAH POLUS - 11/21/20...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Trumpites don't think black votes should count.

I have been very nice so far

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

They may be more tough and scrawny, still, roosters taste like chicken.

It’s teatime treat time this Monday afternoon.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

As a teacher, I was only propositioned once - while I was student teaching.

Friendly reminder

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

Turkey, yams and pie, oh my.

Christian Group Recycles List of “Naughty” Companies That Downplay Christmas | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

I'd prefer the naughty list. These Aholes are unthinking twats. Just their stupid "outrage" a couple years ago because Starbucks did some, what was it, green and red starry cups? FFS, did any local shops change their cups at all? NO. dumbasses. And, I support local shops anyway - they don't have the big bucks.

Hello and good morning.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

What do you get when you combine a great voice and and a talented writer producer? Why of course, The Eurythmics.

No new posts in about a month. Everybody lose interest after the election?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

I think some are watching to see if democracy dies.

all I have is a buck 50 .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

But only as a side dish

Oh, FFS (great sarcasm, though).

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2020:

From the talibanic xtions.

So basically stop associating with all religious people because that scripture is a definite ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Those hypocrites only quote the verses that hold up their perverse ideas.

Trumptrum Memorabilia

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Considering that by law, only dead people can be on American issued stamps, I would approve one.

The struggle is real.for all of us.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2020:

They should have left the Grumpy one behind. At least Doc wore a mask.

THELONIOUS MONK. I MEAN YOU. [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Great stuff

Word of the year.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2020:

I'm going to start using tantrump for sure.

Steve Vai - Rescue Me Or Bury Me [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Always good guitar work.

Evangelist: I “Will Never Believe” Joe Biden is President and God Agrees With Me | Hemant Mehta ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Maybe he can get god to show up and tell his side. I'll just wait over here. Or like the old joke: "As a child I knew god existed because Santa wouldn't lie to me."

Another Thanksgiving joke

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2020:

"He's dead Jim. I'm a turkey, not a doctor."

Would be fun and interesting

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Mommy isn't on it because I saw him kissing her.

Church Head Dies of COVID After Open-Casket Funeral for Bishop Who Died of COVID | Hemant Mehta | ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2020:

All I have to say is: Thoughts and prayers Motherfucker.

It's a two for one special.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2020:

LOL. And, I will continue doing so.

52 years late, but welcome nonetheless.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2020:

Quicker than the apology for slavery, and, has anyone ever apologized for the extermination of indigenous people?

Support group not working quite as well as it should

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2020:

How many Jennifers are there?

Stolen from FB.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2020:

That is exactly how the elite (the moneyed, the political, the religious leaders, the military) control the masses.