Friends, member, Ladies, Gentlemen and Children as well, PLEASE remember to take an umbrella with IF...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2020:

That would be gross.

A few Saturday funnies:

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Nice. Funny.

At least that's my excuse...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Just like now, only the poor, "essential" workers need go out. I read that the guys who picked up the dead got paid very well - what happened since then

XMAS MOVIE REVIEW SPECTACULAR!! Now that Xmas is upon us let's review some if the seasonal ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2020:

I'm wishing everyone a Die Hard Christmas this year. Enjoy.

2022 will be the hangover....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Scary thought. Of course it was already a juvenile delinquent.

Kushner Shell Company Diverted Campaign Cash to Trump Family Members It’s being reported that...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2020:

The entire Kushner family is as evil as the trumps. And so is Melania - her dad was most likely in the Yugoslavia mob (how many salesmen during the Soviet era communist block could afford a Mercedes and family vacations?)

Jesus Freak

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Jesus was looking for "the bright side of life. "

[npr.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2020:

India has so many people that it is hard to stop any disease.

Gotta luv a guy with morals...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2020:

The way of the world.

Something I would do...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2020:

I'd be more like "such a pretty kitty."

Just one glass, ok?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2020:

He can do a lot of toasts

Fresh memes! BTW we got less snow than predicted thank goodness - it took us two days to get ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 19, 2020:

Great again I really chuckled with Baby Yoda, Grogru.

‘I am not ashamed of what I did’: Proud Boys leader admits burning church’s Black Lives Matter...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Lock him up

Covid: US approves Moderna as second vaccine [bbc.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

This one doesn't need to be as cold - although it, too, does need to be quite cold.

This says it:

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Either that or locked up in prison for knowing too much.

It wasn't a good time for a selfie

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Yep.

Lana has a point.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

I'm sure she loves anal.

I laughed at this - not gonna lie

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

A low rumble.

Your friday groaner

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

My sister is short, very short. And pissed about it. I learned long ago not to say anything

Thinking outside the box, I like it! :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

That's a pricey Nativity scene. Personally I prefer the above one, and the beer.

I've always thought it should be... [babylonbee.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

I'd vote for that.

If there is only one good Friday are the fifty-one other Fridays bad?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

It is good only in parts of the world, with a day off depending on where you work. In parts of Asia, especially Japan, any Friday the 13th is considered lucky and good.

Could This Be The Last Word On Trumpty-Dumpty? [rawstory.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

One can hope. I expect he will be a thorn until dead and rotted.

Gravity took its toll on the scientist

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

His balls kept dropping as well.

gift ideas

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

When first teaching, I worked over the holidays in masonry. One Christmas eve, one of the guys hadn't gotten a gift for his wife yet. Then, he went to the bar after work with a couple of the other guys. I saw him a few days later. He said not having any gift cost him A LOT- not just in wife's hurt, but he went out and got her what she said she needed - a new washer and dryer.

Alrighty, then!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Like those who say, "What did they do in Jesus's time?" "Die, mother fucker, die."

Good news from our friends down under...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Me thinks it will return very quickly.

Twenty-Three and Pee?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

But where did that carrot come from?

Hi, and here we go with this afternoon’s teatime treat.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

You are correct that this song is not well remembered over here. Cher has a commanding voice and presence.

Dear S______ from the latest "Humanist."

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Both are writing letters that will never be read by their intended. At least the kid's intermediary will respond.

"You've got the wrong house": Video shows Chicago police handcuffing innocent naked woman during ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

And, sadly, the mayor tried to keep it hushed up as well.

States Say Trump Administration is Reducing Vaccine Shipments Officials in multiple states say ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

I had heard that. Little coverage so far - it appears to be getting out and people are seeing it occurring. The Governor of Illinois sent out a request for info. That made me wonder if the slow movement was aimed at democratic states, but Indiana has a similar problem as well. Pfizer says it has plenty of vaccine and gets its shipping orders from the FEDS.

This point can't be made enough.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Exactly. Like the myth perpetrated in the US that "well, I shouldn't complain, so much of the world has it worse." Yes they do, AND, as the richest fucking nation we shouldn't have ANY hungry or sick - due to poverty, people.

Well here we are at Friday once again.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

The man is legendary.

Fiona Apple - Criminal [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

She has an excellent singing voice. I enjoy her quirky way of singing certain words and phrases in some songs.

John Prine, Illegal Smile. Does anyone have the key? [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

Prine was great. Now-a-days, it isn't illegal in a lot of places.

Thailand's Bhikkhunis Want Recognition and Respect - Atlas Obscura

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

One of those very ingrained traditions. I was there in 79; my daughter lived there a year in 2005. Things sounded about the same - guys were encouraged to take a year off and walk around. Women were encouraged to find a husband.

Supreme Court Rejects Religious School’s Challenge to Kentucky Virus Order | The governor had ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 18, 2020:

It is Kentucky. Will any sheriff fo anything, no. This, the state cops will have to be called if the school refuses.

MS Gov.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Fasting- his way of NOT closing restaurants.

Go ahead and try that Lucifer's Logic with me and see what happens next. Nothing.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Pretty much how the evangelicals argue.

Been so long since I’ve heard Chrissie pour her heart out... [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 17, 2020:

She is great.

Christmas songs in minor keys? Surprisingly metal. [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Cute. Time to take out the neighbor's Frosty with a flame thrower.

Metallica - mama said [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 17, 2020:

I like Metallica. Nice bluesy-country rock, this song. I have had arguments (mostly with past students) over some of their songs being essentially Deep Purple rifts with new lyrics.

Seems like good advice to me

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Get there first and grab some unbroken bottles. When I was much younger, underage for drink, we had a train derailment near the river. A friend and I went down and joined a number of people rooting through a bunch of broken glass and fully intact wine bottles.

Old Movie Stars Dance to Uptown Funk - YouTube

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 17, 2020:

That is a good one.

Ho ho ho! 😂😂😂

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 17, 2020:

"Ok Mary, what is he worth on the open market?"

Relaxing MAGA Crackling Fireplace - 30 MINS - With Christmas Music - YULE LOG - YouTube

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 17, 2020:

All those Chinese chemicals coming off may make you sick

Art majors, this one's for you.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Just needs a little tape.

"Trump is a barbarian, but he's our barbarian" says Cardinal Pell.[theguardian.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Both are kiddie fuckers. One likes little boys, the other young women.

Please let me know your thoughts

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Yes. The answer is most definitely yes.

Ohio Man Arrested After Having Sex With A Van A 35-year-old Dayton, Ohio man named Michael ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 17, 2020:

Imagine being the van's owner; every time you went for a drive that image would haunt you.

Hello again.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 17, 2020:

One of my favorites. My Mother told me that Little Drummer Boy was her favorite Christmas song.

Denny’s Server Quits After Customers Cite “Religious Exemption” to Wearing Masks | Hemant ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Her boss should have stepped in and threw the customers out. Illinois has strict rules - I hope she sues her boss for breaking the law at her expense.

Deep thoughts

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Imagine if you had x-ray eyes. Always seeing would drive you nuts.

It's official just before Joe moves in

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 16, 2020:

The Biden's wont be able to move right in because of the place needing a deep clean - for Covid and that overall icky feeling.

1,800-year-old altar to pagan god Pan hidden in a Byzantine church | Live Science

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 16, 2020:

They just turned it around. I bet the reason was more utilitarian.

DeVos pleads for 'resistance' at Dept of Education after her exit

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Coming from an experienced teacher of public, parochial, and private liberal schools: FUCK THAT BITCH

Sorry jebus

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 16, 2020:

Dressed for a real hot night. Who is his wingman, Rick Santurom?

Hi and good morning.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 16, 2020:

I hope Brexit doesn't start a hard border in Ireland. I fear that may usher a return to violence.

Not making that mistake

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 16, 2020:

He should have asked Miss Piggy to wash him

Memes for a snowy day (at least here!).

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2020:

🤣🥰🤗🤩😋 5 out of 5. More great ones.

Just a fun little tune from a freak band... [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2020:

A good band. One of my son's favorites.

Elf on a shelf? Hah! Go to Canada!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2020:

A real spruce goose.

Tonight at bedtime I’m going to post a great live performance by George Michael at the benefit for...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Great voice. Side note - Long and Winding Road was written for Tom Jones, but some producer didn't think it worked on an album so Paul did it himself. Heard Sir Tom talking about that and his relationship with Sir Paul. It is a great song.

Plotz verb (used without object) to collapse or faint, as from surprise, excitement, or ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2020:

I have never plotzed, even though I've felt that I might.

Steve Vai - Junkie [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Check out Vai playing with 2Cellos.

I would not eat them Sam I Am.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Get a second opinion from another doctor, one named Suess.

I guess that's not what she was expecting.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2020:

I would think sh ed might have been more upset with him smoking in the house.

Wonderful swim

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2020:

But like all salt water, you need a bath afterwards. And, for those tears, maybe some disinfection

Lean Protein

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2020:

That I can agree with. Feed cats meat........

Guess who was really the first to get the vaccine in the UK? :-D

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Does it just do boobs, are does it decrease age? Big difference.

Go figure!!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Just a cute kitty being normal.

Incorrect bone holding.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Dog is like get out of my face.

Are you looking forward to 2021?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2020:

A scene from Braveheart II.

Some fresh ones for you all....

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Excellent. I'm saving Jesus nails till Easter.

Hi and.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 15, 2020:

Yeah. The Kinks at their best. Love it.

[amp.cnn.com] Cuomo signs law allowing NY to prosecute pardoned criminals. Good move!!!!!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2020:

tRump can only pardon for federal crimes. The real question is: will Florida extradite him.

From AARP : The World Health Organization announced that dogs cannot contract Covid-19 .

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2020:

One of my old cats and I laughed at the dogs years ago.

FIRST TIME SEX A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night to meet, and have dinner with ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2020:

No sex that night.

Time has come for my last post once again.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2020:

All great singers. I remember an interview that Bryan Adams did way way back. He said there were thousands of guitarist better than him and hundreds of singers as well. He gave his success credit to his persistence and sticking to his goals.

Ram Jam - black Betty [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2020:

I remember back then some evangelical minister called them Satanic.

I never thought about it, but...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2020:

That tells you where the naughty children live.

Seen on Facebook

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Satellite television is everywhere

[msn.com] The F&^%ers never give up. They peeve me off sooooooo much

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2020:

All they are doing is sowing chaos. And the dumb fuck trumpites are trying to crush the Constitution.

Alice Cooper - Poison [youtube.com]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2020:

He looks so young. Now he rides around in Arizona and plays golf.

Televangelists Who Are Anything But Holy - YouTube

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2020:

And they just keep coming back. Forgiveness my be an xtion tenet, but, excuse me, is stupidity one as well?

Yes, there is a war between science and religion

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Even the leaders of religion often know the science; they just ignore it, or publicly deny it so as to keep the sheep orderly and throwing in a lot of cash.

Zoo removes parrots from view after they kept swearing at guests Polly’s got a potty mouth.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2020:

Having raised birds, I knew others who did so as well. One lady had a rescue African Grey named Eddie. He had lived in an odd place in Philadelphia - a gay brothel. He had lots to say at times, including conversations between two people (using their voices). Also, he would get out of his cage and unlock the other parrots' cages. When confronted, he would blame a certain female who he didnt seem to care for, saying, "She did it." His use of the proper pronoun did amaze me.

Mad Max, can't let vaccine escape!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2020:

And sell it or give it to their rich overlords.

Just in time for the holidays!

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2020:

He was so happy with your kindness.

Good morning and it’s Day Five on my list of songs in the run up to the 25th.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 14, 2020:

They sound good together. I hope you have the Kinks on your Christmas list.

Best joke I've seen in a while.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Especially the tRumpies following whatever their master says.

Yes, yes he was...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 13, 2020:

He's about to have a rack of ribs.

SCORPIONS You Give Me All I Need [youtu.be]

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 13, 2020:

Best German rockers

Naughty Rudolph

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 13, 2020:

And that, not his nose, was why Rudolph was not allowed to play any reindeer games

Do you remember Rudolph?

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 13, 2020:

I remember.

Soon to be homeless

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 13, 2020:

And still blaming the deep state

D.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 12, 2020:

I'll beat Bob to the groan.

The woman that posted this in my FB feed is smart.

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 12, 2020:

Smart? I would question that assessment. Intelligence does not correlate to being smart, in my opinion.

Pastor: Planes Don’t Crash If There’s a Christian “On That Airplane Praying” | Hemant Mehta ...

Beowulfsfriend comments on Dec 12, 2020:

What a douche. Nah, a douche is too kind of a word. Total ahole.