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I've had social issues my entire life, have never been in a meaningful relationship.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2019:
Look for place(s) to express yourself. Finding a good professional can be helpful - although usually a lengthy search for the best. Try hanging with groups that have activities you enjoy be it gaming, movies, books, yoga, etc. I'm sure you know suicide is not the answer. There is always someone who cares - I discovered that after years of agony. And, now, after a difficult journey things are so much better. It isn't easy, but worth keeping at. Best wishes.
Seriously, dude? [media.giphy.com]
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2019:
That's magic.
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Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2019:
Having Turkey in Chicago with the lovely lady I met here.
Should the USA try to keep Muslims out of their country?
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2019:
Do you realize that Sharia law is simply another term for Abrahanic law. So by your question we should keep out all Jews and Christians as well. Is that what you want?
Someone’s spelling error will be a sore point for quite a while?
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 24, 2019:
When in Kansas, don't drop the soap.
The End of a Symphony Allan Sherman [youtube.com]
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2019:
Fielder proven to have a sense of humor.
With the recent death of my dog I've been thinking about death more than usual and something ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2019:
In Mexico, and elsewhere, there are three deaths: the moment the body ceases; the moment the body goes unto the ground; and the moment you are forgotten. Write and post and have the pup live for decades. (And, yes, I have heard disney the evil empire made a film about that idea).
Here's a story....
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 23, 2019:
About a nympho, a pervert, a gay guy, and six messed up kids.
Who needs glasses when you can do that๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2019:
The simple life of being a Potato Head. Just imagine. What society would exist in a Potato Head world?
A rather mixed bunch...
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2019:
Isn't the Moon following us? ๐Ÿ˜
Atheists Call on Minnesota School District to Stop Letting Preacher Recruit Kids | Sarahbeth Caplin ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2019:
As a mandatory reporter I would check if the school reviewed his clearances. And if not, report the man and the school to authorities AND 5he press.
This super christian guy at my job asked once if I was Christian.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2019:
Good response.
Naughty fairy tale lol
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2019:
Fun but for the splinters.
Franklin Graham Promises Christians Chick-fil-A Will Keep Hating The Gays | Michael Stone
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2019:
Franklin Graham is a scum sucking drain on society. His demise will not be missed.
Who here had one?
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2019:
My first car - bought at 17 and never taken home so my parents never knew was a 56 Ford Victoria with a Thunderbird engine. I then had some vehicles I dragged raced - too young for 140 plus. 69 SS and a 69 Ford Torino. Then i went (turning Japanese) to a 69 Datsun sp311 (limited build two seater convertible).
You too lol
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2019:
Two of life's rules: wait at least 24 hours before acting on any voice in your head AND never post on social media when high (except on an occasional Agnostic.com)
PEEING ON MY FLOWERS A little old lady was walking down the street dragging two large plastic ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 22, 2019:
One of the schools in which I worked had a golf team. When they played their local rival Hanover at the Hanover golf club in PA, the club refused to allow the players to use the bathroom facilities - guess what some ended up doing.
Good idea
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 21, 2019:
I had a parrot who would whisper "I see dead people." A lot of fun with some unknowing stoned friends.
These were always a pain in the butt๐Ÿ˜–๐Ÿ˜
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 21, 2019:
Yep. I even remember some kids stole some - popped the cap and filled up a jar or few.
Old Brown Shoe (Remastered 2009) [youtube.com]
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 20, 2019:
A good song. Haven't listened in a while. ๐Ÿ‘
This is our improving Navy [youtu.be]
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 20, 2019:
Be interesting to see what weapons they attach.
Who watched this show? I never heard of this show, my answer is no.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 19, 2019:
They were on the Huckleberry Hound show. 1958 to...... there was an adult cartoon network version.
Who watched this show? I never heard of this show, my answer is no.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 19, 2019:
YES. I need to rewatch now. They were around when I was real small, but I remember liking them. I don't remember enough. I think it was a bit like Tom and Jerry.
Can you love a racist?
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 19, 2019:
I had a friend who got engaged to a girl and within a year her parents said him or us because of race and these were highly educated people. Just look out.
Evidence of time travel
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 19, 2019:
First use of misconceptions - Kirk has too much hair and not enough waist.
Another Groaner
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 19, 2019:
Yep. A groaner.
Lol....some things never change๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿคฃ
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 19, 2019:
In reality, had they played a sport it would have been lacrosse. Imagine that on every Sunday.
Good Morning My Hippies.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 19, 2019:
Best wishes for a quick recovery. I was down and in bed yesterday, but up and mobile today.
“Strange women lying in ponds, distributing swords, is no basis for a system of government!”
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 19, 2019:
And, I fart in your general direction
Earl Scruggs And Lester Flatt - Cripple Creek [youtube.]
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 19, 2019:
Good old time bluegrass.
Chick-fil-A no longer donates to controversial Christian charities
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 19, 2019:
I saw. Good, and yet, I'm not going back. Their damage and attitudes live on.
I feel like a total failure right now.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 19, 2019:
The key to thst statement - "right now." Remember to keep pushing on. There are many things you can do. Look up DBT and the use of mindfulness as they have helped many people.
Update and follow-up: I want to thank everyone who responded to my post last week regarding the ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 19, 2019:
Yay!. So glad.
๐Ÿ˜ฒ Wow!!! I have not seen one like this since I was a kid.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 19, 2019:
Only one choice. Now, some machines have, literally, a 100 choices.
The Awe of Being Alive - Aeon Essays
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 18, 2019:
I'll need to reread and give it a more detailed look.
Little Johnny is digging a big hole in his front when the neighbor next door comes home from work.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 18, 2019:
I like Johnny
Monday madness ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ˜€
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 18, 2019:
I really want that Frosty and Santa to hang.
I do not shop online and I miss doing this.๐Ÿ™„
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 18, 2019:
I can do some shopping on line, but shoes - come on.
People with depression are more likely to say certain words [qz.com]
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 18, 2019:
Shoud'a woulda coulda
Tazer Stun Gun Laughed til I cried! LOLOL! Long but funny.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 18, 2019:
Hilarious.
A handful for Monday....
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 18, 2019:
That crazy bitch wouldn't know how to block
Beyonce set to perform at half time trump impeachment
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 17, 2019:
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Beyonce set to perform at half time trump impeachment
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 17, 2019:
Not her biggest fan, but I would give a standing ovation.
[youtu.be] Faulty Towers. - Screwdriver.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 17, 2019:
Always a funny show, although I, admittedly, did not watch it very often. I watch very little television.
Art of the day. Looks like Vermont to me. What do you think?
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 17, 2019:
I like the pumpkins like a snowperson
A blonde, a redhead and a brunette sitting in the waiting room of an OB/Gyn office.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 17, 2019:
FUNNY!
I worked at a Wendy's for a few months and babysat for years.๐Ÿ˜–
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 17, 2019:
Worked on a farm. Started driving tractors on the road, legally then, at 13.
Sarah and Herman are sitting having dinner one night.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 17, 2019:
"Yes Sara, I'm a schmuck since I married you. But there is hope." Hands over the divorce papers.
Not doing this
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 17, 2019:
Why? Just Why?
Hello im a newbie hear.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 17, 2019:
Welcome. And thank you for your work.
This would be funny as shit if this were true
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 16, 2019:
I wouldn't miss it if it were banned - people will be living off those cans and Twinkies after a nuclear holocaust.
Matilda died on Thursday.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 16, 2019:
So sorry.
What does "Farm Style" mean to you?
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 16, 2019:
"The smell of money" is now failing farms ad agro business takes over. Perdue, the Sec of Ag just told Wisconsin farmers to stop whining as they were doomed.
From my septic guy – unbelievable Not really funny but maybe we need an unbelievable ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 16, 2019:
No surprises - some years ago a restaurant sold gold flake on ice cream.
A small boy asks his Dad, "Daddy, what is politics?
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 16, 2019:
Perfectly said.
Which came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. It was delicious ๐Ÿ˜
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 16, 2019:
I keep telling people - the rooster came first.
Groaner alert
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 15, 2019:
We were warned
[youtu.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 15, 2019:
Beautiful voice. New to me. Tnx.
What do you get when you mate a gorilla and a republican?
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 15, 2019:
Mate - makes it funnier. Welcome aboard.
You got that right
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 15, 2019:
That would give him real mommy issues. "Oedipus, clean your room!"
I definitely did this, did you? ๐ŸŽถ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ“ป๐ŸŽถ
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 15, 2019:
Yes. Unfortunately, we had a parrot that would sing to certain music- mostly country, and he loved the Beverly Hillbillies. Then one day I tried to record a live, on tv, performance by Vanilla Fudge. Turned out he liked certain rock bands as well.
Fact – Kevin Bacon’s existence in the universe makes it physically impossible for any dance, ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 15, 2019:
Okay then. Fact - Kevin Bacon can't be eaten in Saudi Arabia.
Ohio Law Would Allow Students To Give Wrong Answers Because Of Religious Belief | Michael Stone
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 14, 2019:
Me at 16 - as a Rastafarian I can smoke a joint while taking a test.
Ohio Law Would Allow Students To Give Wrong Answers Because Of Religious Belief | Michael Stone
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 14, 2019:
Let's just hand out diplomas that say I may be stupid, I went to Ohio.
JOHNNY WINTER - SLIDE THING! [youtube.com]
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 14, 2019:
He is great. Saw him and his band. Then a few months later I went to see his brother Edgar, and Johnny showed up. A great guitarist and keyboardist together.
Jim Jefferies [youtube.com]
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 14, 2019:
I really enjoy him.
Thursdays always do seem this way.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 14, 2019:
Although not too difficult, it helps to know how to prime your furnace and save a service call.
[youtu.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 14, 2019:
From "War of the Worlds."
The Force Awakens
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 14, 2019:
Just don't hit the switch.
Johnny Winter Rock n Roll Hoochie Koo [youtube.]
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 14, 2019:
Johnny Winter headlined my first rock concert.
Who can you trust?
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 14, 2019:
What about dear old Granddad?
Here's a kink I haven't heard of
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 14, 2019:
I looked it up. In 2003 it was for sale - 189$.
My girlfriend told me she wanted to be "just friends". I said "Can we be friends with benefits?
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 14, 2019:
Sadly, I know folks doing that.
I see a red door...
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 14, 2019:
If he was listening to Hendix he would be looking for the red door.
Hello everyone.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 14, 2019:
I like Bernie; although I have yet to choose a candidate. Just please remember this: vote your heart in the primary and VOTE pragmatically in the election. We need to get rid of the orange menace - even if it is a dead sea monkey.
As a whole American evangelical Christianity is based on rigidly fundamentalistic and authoritarian...
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 13, 2019:
All of the above and full of hypocrisy, and shit.
This was by far one of the funniest things I've seen in quite a while.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 13, 2019:
Ooh burn.
My uncle had one and I always thought it was cool.๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ˜
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 13, 2019:
A camping beast.
OH DEER!!!
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 13, 2019:
For all my Michigan and Pennsylvania peeps- top two states in the nation for deer hitting cars. My son hit a deer on the Schuylkill expressway inside Philadelphia city limits.
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one asks, "Where did you get such a great ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 13, 2019:
An engineer - yep. Now an art student - would have taken the clothes.
Once there was a grisly scene in the back alley behind a comedy club.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 12, 2019:
Groan alert.
Mark Knopfler - Why Aye Man [youtube.com]
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 12, 2019:
Love this song.
Lmao funny
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 12, 2019:
Cows - hiding their intelligence for centuries.
Mormon Church Publishes Image of Obi-Wan Kenobi, Thinks It's Jesus
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 12, 2019:
The Mormons, to their credit, took a fairy tale and really juiced it up beyond belief. And yet, they believe that weird ass shit.
Oldie but goodie
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 11, 2019:
I will admit - getting to smoke good shit in church might get me to attend.
Evangelical solar map
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 11, 2019:
Hmm. Pretty close to a good picture, but scratch Pluto. ๐Ÿ˜Š
The Old West
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 11, 2019:
Now in parts of Arizona.
[youtu.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 11, 2019:
Glad to see you up and feeling better.
Christopher Titus [youtube.com]
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 11, 2019:
Titus is doing well pointing shit out.
Neil Young - Oh, Lonesome Me [youtube.com]
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 10, 2019:
He does a nice version.
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Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 10, 2019:
There is no time table for grief. All my best.
Medical study proves validity of speaking in tongues - The Christian Post
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 10, 2019:
Sure, the brain is fluttering with activity - so????? Not any proof of god, etc, more likely the act of an active brain
A recent poster suggested that the Roman Catholic church in Europe changed society dramatically and ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 10, 2019:
"Yeah, right," say I, sarcastically. One could say the same about Middle Ages Mid-East muslims as they pushed mathematics and astronomy. And, I would argue the right people appeared at that time.
[yahoo.
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 10, 2019:
Not knowing a "patriotic" song for tRump isn't a sign of dementia (although he may have it). He simply doesn't give a real damn about anything patriotic.
I agree .
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 10, 2019:
Ready to join the Who.
That explains allot
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 10, 2019:
Pitching a new film to producers.
“I’m Tired of These Baseless Smears on My Patriotism” McConnell Says Drenched in Putin’s ...
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 10, 2019:
Between his sucking up to tRump and Putin, he finds time to help enrich his Taiwanese billionaire father-in-law.
The Who- Summertime Blues [youtube.com]
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 10, 2019:
There just ain't no cure
Actual Motherfucking Snake Found on Actual Motherfucking Plane
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 9, 2019:
Anyone know what breed?
Does anyone remember the vegetable flavored Jellos of the late sixties? Not me ๐Ÿคฎ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
Beowulfsfriend comments on Nov 9, 2019:
Missed those.
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