We don't need snow

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 18, 2019:

It's the Sandman. Get ready to sleep! :P

If Jesus saves, why are all of his human representatives alway asking you to give them money?

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 18, 2019:

Religion is a scam based on mythology.

Just in case you might possibly have forgotten; we are god damn lucky to be here.

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 18, 2019:

And a happy Festivus for the rest of us! :)

I’ve listened patiently for a few months trying to understand the dichotomy between Agnostics & ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 18, 2019:

I'd say it has to do with how much research a person does. An agnostic has not done enough research to become an atheist. An atheist has done too much research to be an agnostic. I, for example, have spent years looking for evidence on both sides of the issue -- the religious side and the anti-religious side. I have found no convincing evidence supporting religion, and much evidence in favor of atheism. Therefore, I am an atheist. I do admit the possibility (not a probability) that I have missed some research that could turn me back toward religion. But until such evidence comes to my attention, I remain an atheist. Whenever a missionary approaches me, I ask for evidence for what they are preaching. So far, nobody has been able to show me enough evidence to turn me away from atheism. In fact, this tactic causes missionaries to tire of me and abandon me, which is most often a good riddance. :)

What is up with all these dumb questions about Christianity and Christmas from these Christians.

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 19, 2019:

I enjoy the family gathering, but the religious crap annoys me. It's not only the holiday that's a money trap. Religion itself is a scam based on mythology. Have you ever seen a church that does not consistently ask for money?

So coming up to Christmas please tell me Athiests what you think of the Holiday season since you ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 19, 2019:

There is Festivus for the rest of us. I have a Festivus pole that I put up every december. :)

I’m confused about my beliefs on afterlife.

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 20, 2019:

Sung to the tune of "May the Circle Be Unbroken": Yes, the circle will be broken By and by, yes, by and by. There is no life after this life. When we die we simply die. If anybody tries to tell you That you'll live after you die, You can tell him confidently, That's a lie, that's just a lie.

From Walmart new this year....

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 24, 2019:

Hmmm... Looks like someone's been having too much fun with the reindeer! :o

Merry which is whatmas?.....

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 24, 2019:

🤢🤮🤮🤮

Too close for comfort

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 27, 2019:

🤢🤮🤮🤮

That's one way to do it! :P

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 27, 2019:

I'll get a six pack in 2020. A six pack of beer, that is.

Better dancer: Elvis or Jesus

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 29, 2019:

Jesus break dancing:

Except, Google exists

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 31, 2019:

Oh, but gods ARE a human invention! :)

Fuck mornings sleep til noon and avoid them...

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 1, 2020:

Being a morning person, I like getting up at the crack of Dawn. Dawn seems to like it, too. :P

Mumble mumble mumble.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 1, 2020:

Gotta love Bill Maher. :)

In Brooklyn, New York. :P

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 2, 2020:

Yes, it's a real place:

I went to a Bookstore in Miami and found the Bible.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 3, 2020:

It looks like someone was smart enough to put the Bible in the fiction section! 😂

Should creationism be taught in schools?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 6, 2020:

I love it. Reality must be taught as reality, and mythology must be taught as mythology. That's the problem with churches. They teach mythology as if it were reality, and vice versa.

What is the one Truth or Method of finding the truth that you hold sacred above all others?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 6, 2020:

The scientific method is my method of finding the truth. I spent years studying both religion and atheism. I found no solid evidence supporting religion, and lots of evidence for atheism. Therefore, I am an atheist because I used the scientific method as my "methodology."

Sign of the times.... and that he might be an idiot...

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 6, 2020:

It takes an idiot to support an idiot.

Looking at the curve of the horn this may not be butt hurt! More like blown bladder:

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 8, 2020:

Just leave the bulls alone!

A bunch of assholes trying to prove shit

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 10, 2020:

What an idiotic statement! 😂 Science may not prove the non-existence of gods, but it does show that there is no valid evidence for the existence of gods. My conclusion: gods are mythological beings created in the imaginations of humans.

Why do most humans love a religion?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 12, 2020:

Before coming to my senses and becoming an atheist, I loved religion because my parents taught me to do so. That's the way I was raised. That's the way I was brainwashed. Now I am free from religious bondage, and am happier than ever. :)

Traditional snowy fun.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 12, 2020:

Snow angles! 😂🤣😂🤣

Is there any truth in this TED talk?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 14, 2020:

A prime example of an incompetent, narcissistic leader is the current president of the USA. He became president because of incompetent, idiotic, uneducated voters. We need to get rid of him this year.

The Proof: That God Exists There is a hierarchy in Animalia, not only as quantified by the DNA ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 15, 2020:

Man created governments, and man can amend them, or overthrow them, when necessary. That is not at all like a god.

Voices may also be telling her to criticize Bernie Sanders...

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 22, 2020:

I wish she were our president right now!

I think it is

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 22, 2020:

If he climbs down the outer wall, he would be a little condescending. :P

I saw in the paper today that the supreme court is deciding whether to use public funds to support ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 23, 2020:

It would be a violation of the U.S. Constitution for the government to support religious schools. A lawyer might be a good person to put a stop to such a violation.

I grew up in the Bible Belt in a non-religious home.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 26, 2020:

I, too, live in Middle Tennessee. It is awkward being an atheist in the Bible Belt. Sometimes I just remain quiet about my non-belief, but when asked, I tell people honestly that I am an atheist. You are fortunate to have been raised in a non-religious family. I had to overcome years of brainwashing. Happily, I learned how to think in public school, and I applied the scientific method to religious doctrine. It failed the test, and I became convinced that religion is just a scam (always asking for money) based on a myth. I am happy to be free from religion at last, but I regret how I had been misled by my well-meaning, but misguided parents.

Probably why I dont use it lol

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 26, 2020:

It's embarrassing now to admit it, but I was one of those Moron (oops, Mormon) missionaries for two years in Argentina. I am happy to be enlightened now, and free from such bondage. :)

Chicken Cow.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 29, 2020:

Made by Hannibal Lecter, Inc.

Does anyone know how many other countries cite God to invoke patriotism in the pledges, anthems, ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 29, 2020:

When citing the Pledge, I always leave out the "under god" hogwash. Sometimes I just pause and lower my hand while the others say it, and sometimes I keep going with "indivisible" while the others say "under god," and I finish before they do. :)

Write the caption

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 31, 2020:

The Quickie Cat House. :P

The Bobbit law.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 1, 2020:

I can't seem to find a forehead-slap emoji, so I'll just go with a groan.... 🙄

Want this bumper sticker

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 2, 2020:

Now, there's my kind of creationist! :P

The rest of the world is slacking

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 3, 2020:

The rest of the world has better things to do. :)

Found some cartoons.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 3, 2020:

I don't think I could bear it. :P

Trumpers wont catch it

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 5, 2020:

*Classy* is NOT a word I would apply to tRump. The first description that comes to my mind is a traitorous, lying, criminal bag of sh-t.

A convoluted argument hard to grasp for agnostics, but if it were to succeed...? [sojo.net]

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 7, 2020:

This reminds me of a time when I was riding in a car with other people. One man rolled down the window and threw a wadded up piece of paper out of it. I asked why he threw litter on the ground. He replied that Jesus is coming soon, and the world's going to burn up, anyway, so what difference does it make? I was so shocked that I could not respond. Thinking about it, I wish I had said something like this: Would you be happy if people threw trash on your own lawn? No? Didn't Jesus command you to love your neighbor as yourself? If you don't want people trashing your lawn, why do you trash the property of others? Isn't that disobeying the command of Jesus? For my fellow Tennesseans who are not religious, I would point out that not only is it unethical to litter (such disrespect causes others to become sad, angry or depressed), it is also against Tennessee law.

Could you KNOCK??!!

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 7, 2020:

What a cat-ass-trophy! :P

Love Letters to Richard Dawkins - YouTube

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 11, 2020:

Dear Mr. Dawkins, You are a brilliant man, and I very much admire your writing. Keep up the excellent work! :)

I thought this was a joke at first but it’s not [wkrn.com]

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 12, 2020:

The worst fake news is Fox, or as I call it, Faux News.

Why some believe in God

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 13, 2020:

Why some believe in gods: They are brainwashed as children, and it takes some effort to find one's way out of the lies they've been told.

New republican tatoo

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 15, 2020:

Yep. All that comes out of his mouth is sh-t. 😂🤣

Priorities 🤣

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 15, 2020:

Go outside and water a tree. :)

Wait....but I love Metal music too!

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 16, 2020:

I don't care what ignorant people think of me. I will follow truth and knowledge. :)

Valentines day with a bang

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 16, 2020:

That's one way to get out of a relationship! :o

One reason why! Lol

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 16, 2020:

Because religion is a scam based on mythology.

And why not?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 16, 2020:

Do they discuss how to find a clit?

Now that's a real prick!

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 16, 2020:

I feel sorry for his wife! :o

Cleaning out an elderly parent's home. Your thoughts?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 18, 2020:

It's never easy to care for a demented person. I took care of my demented grandmother until she died, and my demented father until he was accepted by a facility for such people. I also helped care for my demented mother, an uncle and a brother. Happily, nobody committed any trickery or thievery. Still, as much as I loved them, it was an overwhelming responsibility to care for them. But there were always good moments, too, that left me with happy memories.

She who stands like tall tree...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 18, 2020:

Of course, this is only a joke. WARREN 2020.

Yeah, but does he give a reach around?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 20, 2020:

No. Just NO! 😣 That's an "exit only!"

Foster's Wisdom

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 21, 2020:

To quote Seinfeld: "People.... They're the worst!"

Anyone else feel this way?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 22, 2020:

ANYONE would be better than the idiot currently inhabiting the White House!

‘Belief’ definition I surmise that one cannot think about beliefs in the singular as if they...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 24, 2020:

The question is: What do we base our beliefs on? Belief without evidence is called faith, or blind faith. I prefer to base my beliefs on facts, evidence, logic and science. That way, I am more in touch with nature and the real, existing universe. Not mythology and fairy tales.

An honest priest

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 25, 2020:

True, true, true!

WTF God????

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 29, 2020:

Evangelicals don't understand ANYTHING. That's why they're evangelicals.

My son made this one

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 1, 2020:

The couple in the lower left corner is not cute. They make me want to ... 🤢🤮🤮🤮

Greetings.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 1, 2020:

Welcome, MJ1379. I hope you find here what you're looking for. :)

Who did this?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 2, 2020:

Some dick made that. :P

Eric has foiled again

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 2, 2020:

Ouch! No charades game is worth that!

[pocket.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 2, 2020:

I look forward to the day when the USA adopts single-payer health care for all. No more insurance. :)

Not the job I signed up for!🥴😝

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 3, 2020:

Some people become demented and revert to a state of infancy. I took care of my grandmother and my father, both of whom had Alzheimer's dementia. I helped care for my mother, too, who had a diabetes-related dementia. I just hope to die before I lose my mind!

That sure escalated

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 3, 2020:

Hmmm.... I'll put a banana in my mouth, but not in any other orifice. :o

This is true

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 6, 2020:

Yep. Both a dog's ass and Fox News are full of sh^t.

Christian Nationalists Call For Secession, Formation Of White Ethnostate | Michael Stone

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 6, 2020:

I would welcome the white supremacists, right wing rednecks, relgionists and gun nuts to move elsewhere, and leave the USA to sane people. PLEASE!

Seagulls fighting over dildo

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Does this make the seagulls "pecker peckers?" :P

They dont know irony

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 7, 2020:

A family of Repubtards.

Oops didnt know that

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 7, 2020:

Laughing my butt plug off. 😂🤣😂

Yes we are screwed

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 9, 2020:

VOTE. HIM. OUT.

Didn't know they came in that size.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 9, 2020:

OUCH!!!!!

Second opinion is highly recommended🤢

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 10, 2020:

And the idiots adore him. 🙄

Every son from basic training

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 10, 2020:

You hear plenty of foul language in the Army, too. Happily, I never took it home with me. :)

Catholic Churches Are Removing Holy Water Out of Fear of Spreading Coronavirus | David Gee | ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Oh, what a weak god they have, who can't even cleanse a bit of water! 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Orthodox Israeli Rabbi Claims Coronavirus is God’s Revenge for Gay Pride Parades | Beth ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 10, 2020:

Religious people can be so idiotic! 😂

More from Morons...

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 11, 2020:

Morons aren't sure of anything. They are taught to live by blind faith alone, and not to think too much. 🙄 I am a prime example of why the Moron church does not want people to think. I tried applying the scientific method to Moronism in order to prove it true. Instead, I became convinced that it is full of phony ballony. That's how I freed myself from Moron bondage. 😃

Televangelist Jim Baker wants to help you. [youtu.be]

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 11, 2020:

What a fraud! 😂🤣😂🤣

More States Legalize Dissolving Bodies in Water

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 13, 2020:

How about I just donate my body to a zoo, where bears or other man-eating animals may enjoy my body as a meal. :)

Hawkeye Pierce, as played by the amazing Alan Alda.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Alda is one of my favorite actors. :)

A tip for women

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 14, 2020:

Or he'll divorce you. Best to be faithful to your wedding vows and to your spouse.

Today's PRE-cheese .... 🧀🧀🧀🧀

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 19, 2020:

Udderly funny! :D

Feel better instantly

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Is "balloon butt" one of the symptoms?

Cats on cats

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 20, 2020:

What a CATastrophe! 😲

How about some Movie?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 20, 2020:

Very appropriate. I hope the show closes in January 2021. We'll see how the election goes.

This was the last straw

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 21, 2020:

Sofa knee. 😂

Despite my memes... I am taking this very seriously.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 22, 2020:

Sitting at the other end of the couch would be a huge sacrifice for people like Sheldon Cooper! 😲

Zoo Worker Steals The Show During Live Stream

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 24, 2020:

That's the kind of thing I would do! 😂

Posted with some trepidation: Bill Gates on the Spiritual opportunity given us by the coronavirus.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 25, 2020:

Required reading! :)

How to fight Coronavirus with Deathcore! LMAO!!!! [youtu.be]

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 26, 2020:

Not my kind of noise. 🤢🤮

Where are the great plays now?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 28, 2020:

I'll buy the ticket! :)

Amsterdam's idea of solving parking problems: ride a bike; lock it up to anything; take the boat.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 28, 2020:

I love Amsterdam. They make some very good green brownies. :P

Foursome! .

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 29, 2020:

What is that dickweed called? I need to get some to keep missionaries away. :)

Religion/Spirituality

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 30, 2020:

I sometimes tell people I'm sending "good vibes" in their direction. I tell this to my sister when she calls, then I face Northwest, raise my arm, and go "bzzzzzzz." She knows it's not serious. Just for fun. :)

If I had to do what she has to do!...

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 30, 2020:

Can we blame her? Wouldn't any woman with such a horrible husband look like that all the time?

Scenario: You're in the hospital with a terminal illness.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 31, 2020:

My wishes would matter more. I would tell them to go home and pray in their closets, reminding them of what the Bible says in Matthew 6:5-6. "5 And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites [are]: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward. 6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."

True Facts: The Wacky Giraffe - YouTube

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 1, 2020:

I appreciate the dry humor in this clip. Thanks for the post, bobwjr. :)

New product development.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 2, 2020:

Anyone want sticky buns?

Is it relatable?

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 2, 2020:

When I was a Moron (oops, Mormon), I married a fellow Mormon. When I discovered that it was BS, and was excommunicated from the Moron religion, my wife left me. So, I was rejected by a religious person. Happily, I am now an atheist, and my present spouse is a fellow atheist. :)