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The wall that will "Make America Safe Again"

JackPedigo comments on Feb 16, 2019:

Wow, when did Wenatchee become so liberal? Quite a gathering.

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 16, 2019:

From what I've seen, Washington is one of the smartest states in the country. :)

Very cute. My concern is with the filling. ?

azzow2 comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Your Stegosaurus went a little limp.

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 13, 2019:

Wouldn't that be a Tacosaurus? :P

As Pogo would say, Friday the 13th falls on Wednesday this month. :)

Mooolah comments on Feb 13, 2019:

Not many of us remember Pogo.

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 13, 2019:

My age is showing..... :)

I'm entering a contest for the best Valentine's card.

greyeyed123 comments on Feb 12, 2019:

But he turns it to see Stormy.

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 12, 2019:

Or Ivanka. ;)

Jesus, historical figure behind the legend or straight legend?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 11, 2019:

It is obvious to me that Jesus is a fictitious, or mythical, character. He may have been BASED on a real person, but the fictitious character goes WAY beyond anything the real person ever did.

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 11, 2019:

@JimG I agree. And I think "fulfilling" ancient prophecy was a major factor in sculpting the fairy tale of Jesus.

My puns are...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 11, 2019:

If the koala were smoking a joint, it would be HIGH quality. :)

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 11, 2019:

Come to think of it, maybe his uplifted paw is waving at us, saying, "Hi." So no joint is required. It is "Hi Koala Tea."

I was a teenager when I realized Wizard of Oz is an existential allegory.

IAJO163 comments on Feb 10, 2019:

I have expressed this analogy many times! Of course I'm crazy, right?

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 10, 2019:

Not crazy. Wise. :)

Just having a crummy day, just feeling blurghy and fed up.

LiterateHiker comments on Feb 7, 2019:

Hope your son is all right. Hugs to both of you. "Blurghy" is a great word. Thanks for that! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yop62wQH498

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 7, 2019:

I was just about to post this same video. You beat me to it! Great minds think alike. :)

Don't ever eat a clock. It's too time consuming. :P

Geektheist comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Sargeant at ARMS! If you do not have time to beat this man thoroughly about the head & shoulders, please arrange for a detail of angry church wives to beat him. ?

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 6, 2019:

How about I just beat myself off? :D

Don't ever eat a clock. It's too time consuming. :P

Paul4747 comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Oh, *clock*. Don't eat a *clock*. At first I thought it said... Right. Clock. Got it. Never mind...

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 6, 2019:

I don't eat roosters either. I'm a vegetarian. ;)

Don't ever eat a clock. It's too time consuming. :P

RedneckProfessor comments on Feb 6, 2019:

I trust I don't need to go over every minute detail of why this is an offense to hour collective sense of humor...

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 6, 2019:

This is the *second* best comment! :P

Don't ever eat a clock. It's too time consuming. :P

Amisja comments on Feb 6, 2019:

Groan

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 6, 2019:

Right. If you eat a clock you would probably get such a bellyache that it would cause you to groan. :P

Don't ever eat a clock. It's too time consuming. :P

Wildflower comments on Feb 6, 2019:

What if it's a Strawberry Alarm Clock? https://youtu.be/4rw1_FNdy-Y

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 6, 2019:

They might enjoy getting eaten by a Wildflower. :P

About 3 months ago I met a man in the park who introduced himself to me and gave me a JW pamphlet to...

Dewayne5068 comments on Jan 31, 2019:

Oh wow keep me posted on that.

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 6, 2019:

I wrote an update. See above. :)

I’m out in Colorado Springs.

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 5, 2019:

Sounds like Tennessee (and the rest of the Bible-Belt South). Ugh.

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 5, 2019:

@Xuande I prefer Seattle, with a Starbucks on every corner. :)

This article is for informational purposes only WHAT DO YOU THINK THE STATE OF OUR UNION IS ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 5, 2019:

The USA is, at present, a pile of crap. :(

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 5, 2019:

@TheMiddleWay I agree that there is some good in the people. But we need to choose our elected officials more wisely. At present we are treating the world with a great deal of disrespect. We revoked our participation in the Paris agreement. We lock up refugees at our southern border and separate children from their parents. We have a lying fool in the White House, causing chaos in the country and in the world. On the positive side, it is possible that we can elect more ethical and thoughtful people in the future. I hold on to that hope. In the meantime, though, our country is acting like a pile of crap toward the world and toward ourselves.

So, why are you an Atheist?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I have studied the Bible enough to know that it is full of contradictions and false prophecies. If there were a god, would she really claim the Bible to be her word? I have asked many Christians for evidence that the Bible is true and that gods really exist. They have been unable to provide me with ...

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 4, 2019:

@DannyL I just finished it. I agree with you. Hamm is not science-based. Nye is. I go with Nye. :) Thank you for the recommendation.

So, why are you an Atheist?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I have studied the Bible enough to know that it is full of contradictions and false prophecies. If there were a god, would she really claim the Bible to be her word? I have asked many Christians for evidence that the Bible is true and that gods really exist. They have been unable to provide me with ...

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 4, 2019:

@DannyL I'm about half-way through the debate. Love it. Bill Nye is definitely the winner so far. Ken Hamm seems to be pulling falsehoods out of his ass. :)

So, why are you an Atheist?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I have studied the Bible enough to know that it is full of contradictions and false prophecies. If there were a god, would she really claim the Bible to be her word? I have asked many Christians for evidence that the Bible is true and that gods really exist. They have been unable to provide me with ...

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 4, 2019:

@DannyL No, but it sounds interesting. Is it online?

I don't want to spark an outrage but what are your thoughts about Colin Kaepernick and the massive ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 3, 2019:

I kneel with Mr. Kaepernick. His cause is just, and I agree with it, and with his method of protest. I even wear my Nike shoes with pride. :)

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 3, 2019:

O say can you pee Standing up like a man? Or like the other sex Must you sit down on the can? I don't care you pee. Please just stand up with glee! Unless you have a conscience, Then get down on one knee. O when you hear the anthem You don't really need to pee your pants When you see that we Take a single-knee stance.

What do you do when a believer gets offended by your question?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 2, 2019:

"Sorry. I didn't mean to offend you. I was just asking an honest question."

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 2, 2019:

@Donotbelieve I really don't mean to offend anyone. Doubling down when a person is offended only escalates the tension. If I really want an answer to my question, I try to maintain as friendly a relationship as I can.

Would you pay extra taxes so that all can get health care?

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 2, 2019:

Yes! We NEED a universal, single-payer health care system! Health care should be a fundamental right.

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 2, 2019:

@MizJ If only those billions were funneled into health care instead!

I wonder if this guy likes gay men. [youtu.be]

BestWithoutGods comments on Feb 1, 2019:

I'd like to follow him around with some matches. When he farts, I would light it so everyone can see the flame coming out of his butthole. :D

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 1, 2019:

@KevinAverett I see that you are an ex-Moron (oops, ex-Mormon). So am I. The best thing that church ever did for me was to excommunicate me for apostasy. :)

The kindergarten teacher asked her class if anyone knew what a woodpecker is.

SkotlandSkye comments on Feb 1, 2019:

are jokes concerning teachers, children, and genitalia still considered PC? This seems incredibly inappropriate.....

BestWithoutGods replies on Feb 1, 2019:

Sorry. :(

May the Farce be with you!

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 31, 2019:

My friends are hoping the Farce will STOP being with me! Nanu Nanu. :P

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 31, 2019:

It's true. My friends limit me to 3 jokes per day. If I exceed the limit by the slightest word play, I get PUNished. ;)

That forgiveness thing

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 30, 2019:

Some churches define repentance as having several steps, including ceasing to commit the "sin." Asking may be enough in some churches, but it is better to improve one's life and become more ethical.

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 30, 2019:

@MissKathleen Agreed. Remove the church part, and it is a good idea for everyone, including atheists, to improve our lives and become more ethical.

It just occurred to me this morning that some names in the Book of Mormon may be coded.

Sharkymama comments on Jan 29, 2019:

It's embarrassing to admit as a former member the truth was not what we were taught to seek. Blind ignorance!

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 29, 2019:

Were you once Mormon? I was born and raised to be a Mormon. Served a mission and everything. It wasn't until I was in my thirties that I started researcheing it, and discovered that Joseph Smith's prophecies did not always come true. He was a false prophet! :)

Here's a poem I wrote in my youth: BALD My father's pate has lost its hair; It glitters in the ...

brentan comments on Jan 29, 2019:

Excellent. Short and sweet. Welcome to the forum.

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 29, 2019:

Thanks, friend.

Are Restaurants Getting Too Loud?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 27, 2019:

I carry earplugs everywhere I go. I have been known to use them in some restaurants.

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 27, 2019:

@HippieChick58 Before using the earplugs I inform my companions that I'm going to "check out" for awhile in order to maintain some degree of sanity. If they want to communicate, they can play charades, write something down, or yell really loud. After the meal, and when leaving the restaurant, I take out the earplugs, thank my companions for their patience, and suggest we never eat there again.

Daily Blasphemy: To me, the very idea of the Holy Trinity is horse-shit.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 27, 2019:

Limoncello, Italian red, Italian white. :)

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 27, 2019:

@BlastedRedeemer I enjoy visiting Italy. The wines are excellent, and not expensive. The limoncello is often served after a meal. I love it.

Fortūna caeca est.

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 27, 2019:

In Spanish, *caca* means poop. Next time I'm constipated, my mantra will be *fortuna caca est.* :D

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 27, 2019:

@THHA How would you say something like, "To shit is fortunate"?

Anyone know any good jokes? Or is everyone grumpy today? lol.

freedom41 comments on Jan 27, 2019:

I don't know any good jokes off the top of my head. I'm not grumpy. It's my birthday.

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 27, 2019:

Happy bird day to you. Happy bird day to you. tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet Happy bird day to you! :)

SHUT UP!!!!!!

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 25, 2019:

?????

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 25, 2019:

@thinktwice Then i agree, and chime in telling him to SHUT UP!!!!

It just occurred to me this morning that some names in the Book of Mormon may be coded.

LenHazell53 comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Yes but of course in reformed Egyptian these mean "like a rock " "He who keeps a rock in his hat" and "Rocks in the head"

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 25, 2019:

Spaceballs! LOL. That fits Moronism perfectly! :D

It just occurred to me this morning that some names in the Book of Mormon may be coded.

nicknotes comments on Jan 25, 2019:

That is an amazing discovery. I wonder if Joseph Smith was secretly passing along a message for future followers.

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 25, 2019:

@nicknotes And sex was not the only incentive. He also made it mandatory for all members of his fake church to pay a tithing of 10% of their incomes, as well as other "voluntary" donations. Sex and money. That's what made Moronism.

It just occurred to me this morning that some names in the Book of Mormon may be coded.

nicknotes comments on Jan 25, 2019:

That is an amazing discovery. I wonder if Joseph Smith was secretly passing along a message for future followers.

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 25, 2019:

Possibly. He may even have written the Book of Mormon as a satire.

It just occurred to me this morning that some names in the Book of Mormon may be coded.

Fernapple comments on Jan 25, 2019:

Neat it could be. He was a complete fraud, who must have known that it was silly to write a nineteenth century book in sixteenth century English. What God can not understand modern languages ?

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 25, 2019:

Good point. He was mimicking the King James Bible. I'm thinking that he may have written the Book of Mormon as a satire. Then when people took it seriously, he profited from it by creating a religion which demanded 10% of people's income as a tithe.

Fee fie foe

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 24, 2019:

I'm afraid of having my picture taken: photobia. :D

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 24, 2019:

@maturin1919 (I don't really have that fear. It's just wordplay.)

Good morning everyone!

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 23, 2019:

And a good morning to you! My walk in the park this morning was wet, but it wasn't freezing, and for that I'm happy. :)

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@RekabSirhc Woodbury, in the middle of the state. Message me if you come to my neighborhood and we can have lunch. It's always good to meet a fellow non-religious person. :)

Today I'm wearing an ironically humorous teeshirt: "THANK GOD I'M ATHEIST." :P

snytiger6 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

My "ironic" atheist T-shirt reads "In The Beginning, Man created God" My favorite atheist T-shirts read "Fine, I evolved, you didn't" https://www.amazon.com/Think-Out-Loud-Apparel-Evolved/dp/B00FF0TOCA/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8=1548265510&sr=8-2=fine+I+evolved+you+didn%27t

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 23, 2019:

That's one of my favorite questions to ask when a missionary tries talking to me: "Did god create man, or did man create god?"

Today I'm wearing an ironically humorous teeshirt: "THANK GOD I'M ATHEIST." :P

tinebean comments on Jan 23, 2019:

Let's see it!!

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 23, 2019:

As I told Lillyfield41 below, I don't think it will photograph well. It's a bit worn out. :)

Today I'm wearing an ironically humorous teeshirt: "THANK GOD I'M ATHEIST." :P

Lillyfield41 comments on Jan 23, 2019:

picture???

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 23, 2019:

I don't think it will photograph well. It's a bit worn out. I made the shirt when I was protesting the Ten Commandments posted in the courthouse about a decade ago. I made other shirts that say, "Keep Government Neutral."

Good morning everyone!

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 23, 2019:

And a good morning to you! My walk in the park this morning was wet, but it wasn't freezing, and for that I'm happy. :)

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 23, 2019:

@RekabSirhc It is more windy than usual here in Tennesee, too. But the temp today is in the 50s. :)

Does anybody else have a problem with thinking while speaking?

davknight comments on Jan 23, 2019:

My problem is speaking while thinking!

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 23, 2019:

That's what the word *um* is for. :)

NASA photo of last night's lunar eclipse.

thinktwice comments on Jan 21, 2019:

They found Mitch? lol (jk...)

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 21, 2019:

Good one! :D

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

Serenityseeker comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Is there some connection to the photo?

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 21, 2019:

I'm thinking she might be one of the Fake President's many whores.

trump and the republican Fascists Clean coal, which is so dirty it kills those who depend upon it to...

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 21, 2019:

"Clean coal" is an oxymoron.

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 21, 2019:

@of-the-mountain And it takes a moron to use this oxymoron as if it were not one. :)

Do vegans celebrate MLK day? :P

ArthurK comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Sorry - I don't understand. But I would assume that vegans celebrate MLK day with the same enthusiasm as omnivores celebrate Mahayana Monks day.

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 21, 2019:

Vegans don't drink MILK. :)

Do vegans celebrate MLK day? :P

graceylou comments on Jan 21, 2019:

Certainly we drink "milk", just not dairy/animal milk. We drink almond milk, soy milk, cashew milk, pea milk, oat milk, rice milk, coconut milk. I celebrate my plant-based milks everyday.

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 21, 2019:

So do I. My favorite is cashew milk.

Do vegans celebrate MLK day? :P

CaroleKay comments on Jan 21, 2019:

What kind of question is that? Please elaborate.

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 21, 2019:

By the way, CaroleKay, I love the hat. Chalk one up for women!

Do vegans celebrate MLK day? :P

coralisthree comments on Jan 21, 2019:

umm...

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 21, 2019:

(Vegans don't drink MILK.) :)

Do vegans celebrate MLK day? :P

Sticks48 comments on Jan 21, 2019:

?

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 21, 2019:

(Vegans don't drink MILK.) :)

Do vegans celebrate MLK day? :P

CaroleKay comments on Jan 21, 2019:

What kind of question is that? Please elaborate.

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 21, 2019:

Vegans don't drink MILK. :)

Pretty well sums it up.

Novelty comments on Jan 17, 2019:

I don't get it, and I'm grateful.

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 17, 2019:

I think what it means is that the Bible lambastes people for making golden calves for worship. But today's hypocrites make golden crucifixes. Not much difference.

I take an hour walking in the park every morning.

Kattywampus69 comments on Jan 14, 2019:

I saw some anal beads whilst on my daily walk. Name them, I dare you!!

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 15, 2019:

It's for the colon, Quinn. :P

How you milk sheep

Drsmash253 comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Sheep are some of the stupidest animals on the planet I don't know why religious people insist on wanting to be compared to them

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 14, 2019:

It's a Bible thing. Jesus is called the "good shepherd" and his followers are called his "flock."

Curses upon you, Hamburglar!

Kattywampus69 comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Ronald showing ribs? Has to be fake!! ?

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 14, 2019:

@Kattywampus69 Maybe he's showing his McRibs?

I take an hour walking in the park every morning.

Kattywampus69 comments on Jan 14, 2019:

I saw some anal beads whilst on my daily walk. Name them, I dare you!!

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 14, 2019:

It's a poo bead, Pooh Bear. :P

Curses upon you, Hamburglar!

Kattywampus69 comments on Jan 14, 2019:

Ronald showing ribs? Has to be fake!! ?

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 14, 2019:

What? Have you no faith in McJesus? LOL. :D

How is the new year going for every one?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Due to our wreck of a government, we had a dismal 2018. Today I received a statement from my IRA account. It lost $1,200 value in December. Also, I read that the refugees at our southern border are still being cruelly harassed. So, it's looking like a dismal 2019 as well. We need to fix our broken ...

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 3, 2019:

@freedom41 Thanks. Let us hope for improvement! :)

Does this I have to build a pyramid before I die?

PalacinkyPDX comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Cute graphic, but check your headline... you're missing a word! ;)

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 3, 2019:

@Sydland You may want to direct your suggestion to Michael64. :)

Floor going down today!!!

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Is that Colin Kaepernick? He's kneeling and he's wearing a Nike hat. :D

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 3, 2019:

@Simplysassy I would kneel with him any day. :)

Does this I have to build a pyramid before I die?

PalacinkyPDX comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Cute graphic, but check your headline... you're missing a word! ;)

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 3, 2019:

@PalacinkyPDX I was joking. LOL. ("Mean" is the missing word.) :D

Does this I have to build a pyramid before I die?

PalacinkyPDX comments on Jan 3, 2019:

Cute graphic, but check your headline... you're missing a word! ;)

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 3, 2019:

Don't be *mean*. :P

Ain't it cool?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 2, 2019:

He wasn't even invented yet 2,000 years ago! At least that's the theory I accept. There was no Jesus. He was made up out of whole cloth. If the character of Jesus was based on a real person, it had been so fictionalized that the original person would not even recognize it.

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 2, 2019:

@Charlene Of course the wonderful meme you posted is a joke. And it's a good one. Thank you.

What do you mean I "heard it wrong"....

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Q: How can you tell which is the blind man in a nudist colony? A: It's not hard. :D

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 2, 2019:

@snytiger6 It's just a joke. No need to take it seriously! :)

If you had the power to do so would you eliminate zoos?

SkotlandSkye comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Of course. Humans have NO RIGHT to imprison other beings for amusement, study, profit, exploitation, etc. If you want to know if something is ethical just ask yourself "is it ok to do this to humans?"

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 1, 2019:

@Gooniesnvrdie Thanks for the clarification. :)

If you had the power to do so would you eliminate zoos?

SkotlandSkye comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Of course. Humans have NO RIGHT to imprison other beings for amusement, study, profit, exploitation, etc. If you want to know if something is ethical just ask yourself "is it ok to do this to humans?"

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 1, 2019:

@Gooniesnvrdie If we are smarter than our fellow animals, we should be ethical enough not to imprison them, or to murder them and devour their corpses. Let them live. And let them live in their natural habitat.

11 best hiking photos of 2018

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 1, 2019:

Nice photography! And a beautiful place! :)

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 1, 2019:

@LiterateHiker Wow. These are all worthy of framing and hanging on the wall. Or you can sell them to jigsaw puzzle makers. Very nice. :)

Is my brain weird?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 1, 2019:

It sounds to me like your brain is WIRED. :)

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 1, 2019:

@kauva Namaste. :)

Is my brain weird?

BestWithoutGods comments on Jan 1, 2019:

It sounds to me like your brain is WIRED. :)

BestWithoutGods replies on Jan 1, 2019:

@kauva No, from what you've described, you have a wonderful thought process. And I mean that in a good way.

I take an hour walking in the park every morning.

Jolanta comments on Dec 29, 2018:

Great I love it when people do that. I also take a plastic bag when I walk the dog and pick up trash. There should be more of us. If you ever would go to Japan you would be amazed. There is not one bit of trash anywhere. Lovely.

BestWithoutGods replies on Dec 29, 2018:

Hooray for the Japanese! Tennessee law makes littering a crime, but the police don't enforce it, so people litter with impunity. Ugh. I also carry a plastic shopping bag. I usually fill one (or two) up in an hour of walking. When the previous day had been cold or wet, fewer people go to the park, so I only get half a bag full. Thank you for picking up litter, too. You are a hero!

Cascade Mountains at sunrise

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 28, 2018:

I love Wenatchee. My sister lives there, and I love visiting that beautiful place.

BestWithoutGods replies on Dec 28, 2018:

@LiterateHiker Thanks. I'll let you know next time I visit. :)

Why I'm no longer asked to make cookies for the church bake sale ... ;)

Superwhiff comments on Dec 26, 2018:

Former Mormon, Bishop’s Wife now believes it’s all just fiction. This Christmas time has been my BEST EVER. Religion conflict free and able to truly enjoy the season of giving and love without a ‘Christian Reason’ to be giving and loving to all people. Happy Days! My very devoted ...

BestWithoutGods replies on Dec 27, 2018:

I, too, am an ex-Moron (oops, ex-Mormon). So glad to be free of that mental prison!

Do you believe Chiropractors are effective?

JimG comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Absolute bunk. Do know anyone who was cured of anything by a chiropractor?

BestWithoutGods replies on Dec 25, 2018:

@maturin1919 I'm telling the truth. My spine was hurting. I went to the chiropractor. He did his job. My spine stopped hurting. Something was out of place, and he put it back where it belonged.

Do you believe Chiropractors are effective?

JimG comments on Dec 25, 2018:

Absolute bunk. Do know anyone who was cured of anything by a chiropractor?

BestWithoutGods replies on Dec 25, 2018:

Yes. My chiropractor got rid of my spinal pains.

What do you traditionaly cook on December 25th?

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 23, 2018:

I set a bear trap on the roof and end up eating a grilled flying reindeer. :P

BestWithoutGods replies on Dec 23, 2018:

@KKGator Well, an imaginary reindeer steak doesn't fill me up much. I enjoy the sides, though. Good old vegetarian fare. :)

As a kid and maybe even a parent what was your favorite Christmas movie?

kgoodyear comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Mine would have to be "A Christmas Story". You're going to shoot your eye out!!!!

BestWithoutGods replies on Dec 22, 2018:

I'd like one of those leg lamps! :P

Sad news from the Pole:

creative51 comments on Dec 22, 2018:

Shit happens!

BestWithoutGods replies on Dec 22, 2018:

And Santa will soon be part of it! :P

Breaking News.

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 21, 2018:

It's about effing time! The Morons (oops, Mormons) have always been painfully slow in making progress.

BestWithoutGods replies on Dec 22, 2018:

@Triphid The founding of Moronism was actually a huge step in reverse. From general christianity, they became more sexist, more racist, polygamous, dictatorial, excessively strict, money grabbing, having weird temple ceremonies featuring magic underwear, and they added three more books of fairy tale scripture that were meant to be taken as literal reality. Ugh.

Even Nuns have bad habits Poverty, chastity and humility?

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 19, 2018:

I agree that nuns have bad habits. Who wants to wear such ugly clothes? ;)

BestWithoutGods replies on Dec 19, 2018:

And here's a related thought. Did you know that it's permitted to kiss a nun? It is, as long as you don't get in the habit. :D

If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future, your health, your ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 18, 2018:

I would like to know when I'm going to die, so I can plan my finances accordingly.

BestWithoutGods replies on Dec 19, 2018:

@nicknotes Correct. But the question was about a crystal ball. If I knew exactly when I would die, I could plan for it better. Now, I do travel and have fun, but I also keep a savings account so I don't spend the next two or so decades in utter poverty.

If a crystal ball could tell you the truth about yourself, your life, the future, your health, your ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 18, 2018:

I would like to know when I'm going to die, so I can plan my finances accordingly.

BestWithoutGods replies on Dec 19, 2018:

@nicknotes As I near the end, I will spend all I have on travel and fun. :)

Do you think the Confederacy felt they ever had a chance of winning the Civil War?

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Judging by the number of Confederate flags flying here in Middle Tennessee, I'd say that some people do not consider the war to be over yet. :(

BestWithoutGods replies on Dec 18, 2018:

@creative51 Well said. I agree completely.

Do you think the Confederacy felt they ever had a chance of winning the Civil War?

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 18, 2018:

Judging by the number of Confederate flags flying here in Middle Tennessee, I'd say that some people do not consider the war to be over yet. :(

BestWithoutGods replies on Dec 18, 2018:

@creative51 I have asked several people why they fly Confederate flags. Their response is usually that it is a symbol of Southern pride. I suspect, though, that they are hiding their white supremacy from me. Sensible people know that the Confederate flag is a symbol of racism, white supremacy and slavery. Ugh. The Southern Poverty Law Center marks my town as a center for the KKK. They do not come out in the open, but I can see signs of racism here and there.

Name a fun fact about your home state.

sewchick57 comments on Dec 15, 2018:

Kansas is home to the world's largest ball of twine. And we also have the world's largest cow hairball.