Happy December. A little cheese ... 🧀🧀🧀🧀

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 2, 2019:

You come up with the best cheeses! 😂🤣 Happy December!

Smudge has the answer....

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Please!

So do not fear death for it is inevitable...

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Yes, the circle will be broken By and by, yes, by and by. There is no life after this life. When we die we simply die. If anybody tries to tell you That you'll live after you die, You can tell him confidently, That's a lie, that's just a lie.

Kanye says he may legally change his name to 'Christian Genius Billionaire Kanye West'

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 2, 2019:

How much more contradictory can a person get than "Christian Genius"?! :o

Hallelujah!

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 2, 2019:

Thou shalt eat and be happy. *-- Lunch 11:35*

Love it funny

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 2, 2019:

True. He is the biggest liar ever!

"After we die we go back to what we were before we were born" - Arthur Schopenhauer

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 2, 2019:

That being NOTHING. We did not exist before conception, and we will not exist after death. Yes, the circle will be broken By and by, yes, by and by. There is no life after this life. When we die we simply die.

White House Begins Christmas Season With Ceremonial Lighting Of Cross

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 2, 2019:

If this weren't the Onion, I might have believed it. :o

Boobs Or Ass?

BestWithoutGods comments on Dec 1, 2019:

Well, he didn't have the boobs of a woman, but he did have an ass, so I'll guess he was an ass man. :P

Writers Beware: Global book marketing scams

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 30, 2019:

Thanks for the warning! :)

Im surprised that people haven't gotten started on this .

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 30, 2019:

I've heard racist comments about it. :(

freshly minted ex-facebooger: I just deactivated my Facebook account.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 30, 2019:

I find the people here to be much more friendly than on Facebook. I gave up Facebook because one person I disagreed with threatened to hack my computer. Then the functions on my computer started mal-functioning. So I quit Facebook, got a new computer, and changed my email address. Here, I have had no such problem.

Cannot unsee that

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 30, 2019:

🤢🤮🤢🤮

I've done this. See comment below....

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 30, 2019:

Actually, I made up my poop song while still sitting on the toilet waiting for it to happen (Sung to the tune of "Oh, Give me a Home Where the Buffalo Roam" -- and for those who don't know the french word *papier*, it means paper, and is pronounced "pop-yay".): Oh, give me a poo, A nice toilet bowl stew, So that several pounds lighter I'll weigh. It really feels good To be rid of that food, And my waist won't be fatter all day. Oh, Give me a stew of cold water and corn-studded poo. A little *papier*, Then I'll flush it away, And my clothes will fit better than new.

He's not the only one! :P

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 30, 2019:

Hmmmm.... Aren't the W.C. Fields where cattle go to relieve themselves? 😜

I'm an now officially an international public speaker.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 30, 2019:

Great speech! I wish people would start thinking like you and stop acting on blind faith. :)

Funny one.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 30, 2019:

I'd like to see what the offspring looks like! :o

A path to whittling away religious power.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 30, 2019:

What they call "indoctrination" is a form of brainwashing. They want children to grow up to be faithful tithers. It's a horrible, immoral scam.

A lil thanksgiving joke for ya

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 29, 2019:

Yummy. How enlightening! :)

Bad boy....

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 29, 2019:

Yoda is wise, indeed. :)

Be careful what you wish for! :o

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 28, 2019:

That man is a little TOO old-fashioned. :o

Beware of elf bearing gifts

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 28, 2019:

I didn't know elves had candy canes down there! :o

SNOW WHITE...HAPPY EVER AFTER?

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 28, 2019:

More dwarfs!? :o

George Carlin [youtube.com]

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 27, 2019:

Great comedian. :D

Its an idea lmao

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 27, 2019:

I volunteer to be his makeup artist! :P

Hmmmm.... Did I already post this, or not?

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 27, 2019:

And then there's this guy:

Are There Any Non Believer Humanitarian Activities?

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 27, 2019:

You may want to contact the Unitarian Universalists https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unitarian_Universalism nearest you. They are a good place for agnostics and atheists to fellowship and do humanitarian activities together.

Ideal role of religion in society?

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 27, 2019:

Ideally, there would be no role for religion in the world. I suppose it could be used as fairy tales for entertainment, but it should not be taught as if it were reality.

I get two points.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 27, 2019:

1. I first got stitches when a doctor removed an itchy bump on my pre-teen back. Turns out it was nothing serious. 2. I've been to Niagara Falls at least twice. Lovely place. 3. I had chicken pox when I was a kid. Not fun. 4. I have NEVER had a tattoo, and probably never will. 5. I have flown in many planes. I'm old enough to remember choking on cigarette smoke in planes. Ugh! 6. I have been in the army. Training included target practice. 7. I have done as much as a male can in birthing children. My wife bore my two children, and I was present. 8. I'm pretty sure I flunked at least one test in early grade school. But I became an excellent student by 4th grade. 9. I graduated from Grandview (Missouri) High School in 1978. 10. I have NEVER broken a bone. 11. I have slept in many tents, starting with the Boy Scouts. 12. I first saw the Grand Canyon on a family vacation, in which Dad drove us from Missouri to Idaho to visit Grandma. 13. I have been water skiing. Got pretty good at it as a teenager. 14. I beat up the neighborhood bully. He was bigger than I, but I got the better of him and taught him a lesson. 15. My wife divorced me when I left the Moron Church. 16. On a trip up the California coast, I swam in the ocean in my underwear. Ever hear of a wet teeshirt contest? Well.... 17. I learned to drive at age 16. Been doing it ever since. 18. The first time a bee stung me was when I was a little kid, walking around the lawn in my bare feet. 19. As the father of two children, I changed many a diaper. "Cleanup on aisle number two!" 20. I have been to many countries, but only 3 continents -- North America, South America, and Europe. Two points. :)

Happy Birthday...

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 27, 2019:

Why would anyone print or sell such a thing?! :o

400 points needed so I am whoring to make level 8.....

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 27, 2019:

Truth be told!

God, Nice Ass!!

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2019:

So that's what we see when there's a full moon! :o

Pictionary fun anyone?

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2019:

Enlightenment. :)

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2019:

No need for guilt. It is best to take care of yourself first. :)

Trump's ex press secretary embarks on her new career....

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2019:

No way I'm putting my dick into that! :o

This is a question.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2019:

Why Moronism is evil: 1. Moronism teaches mythology as if it were reality. For example, study the prophecies of Joe Smith and compare them with history. You will discover that he was a false prophet. 2. Moronism discourages people thinking for themselves. Members are taught only to hear and obey whatever the leaders tell them to do. It is a form of slavery. Morons spend several hours a week just doing what they are told -- attending meetings, preparing lessons, doing various things for the sake of the church. 3. Moronism demands 10% of members' income for tithing, plus other offerings, causing some Morons to end up in poverty. 4. Moronism forbids masturbation, causing many young Morons to become fornicators, adulterers, or perverts of various kinds. 5. Moronism persuades young members, about age 19-21, to give up two years (or one and a half years) of their lives to preach their mythological nonsense to others and try to convert them. Many missionaries are sent to far-off countries, where they have to learn a foreign language and cannot ever leave their missionary companion throughout the mission. 6. Moronism forces its members to fast for 24 hours on the first Sunday of every month, and contribute the money they would have spent on food to the church. 7. Although Moronism does not allow polygamy anymore (it used encourage it), it teaches that after death, when faithful Morons become gods, the men will have numerous wives, with whom they will populate the worlds they create. 8. The Moron temple ceremonies are a ridiculous combination of Masonic rituals and mythical fantasies. 9+. Etcetera, etcetera, etcetera....

NOT WANTED: Another Bygone Bro-gressive Who Thinks He’s The Future Of America

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2019:

Whoever wins the Democrat primary, I will vote for her (or him). ANYONE would be better than the foolish criminal liar that now inhabits the White House.

Pete Buttigieg may win Iowa and it is impressive but he will fizzle out by South Carolina [cnn.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2019:

Warren 2020. :)

Beware of Coyotes!

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2019:

That would be one wily coyote! :o

My little girl made it three years without religious ideas being taught to her.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2019:

I would teach her to test everything to discover whether it is true or false. I would even guide her through testing the Bible, demonstrating that it is not credible. It is as mythological as the ancient Greek and Roman gods.

Most common/ridicuous argumento pro religion?

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2019:

They use the Bible to "prove" things, never questioning its truthfulness, or lack thereof.

I.H.T.F.P......

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 26, 2019:

I have the finest pecs. :P

Yup, that's what they are..

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 25, 2019:

I'd suck that! :P

Non-nutritious.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 25, 2019:

Wouldn't it be fun to get a load of stickers, and put this information on all the Bibles within my reach! :D

For all Blackadder lovers...a compilation of insults! [youtu.be]

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 25, 2019:

Rowan Atkinson is high on my list of favorite actors. :)

What if the Devil invented Jesus?

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 25, 2019:

I usually listen to what missionaries say, and I read their literature. Then I ask for solid evidence that it is true. They tend to go to the Bible for "proof." Then I ask for evidence that the Bible is true. I also point out false prophecies and contradictions in the Bible. When they can't give good evidence, they tend to cut me off and leave me alone. :)

Alone on Thanksgiving Day. How do you cope?

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 25, 2019:

Good for you. I wish I could be there to try the cake! :P

I am getting to that point.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 25, 2019:

That describes me quite accurately! 😂😂🤣😂

Well he was in Genesis. [nypost.com]

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 25, 2019:

Creepy! :o

Would you attend this dinner lol

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 24, 2019:

YES! But I wouldn't eat the orange-faced turkey! 😂😂😂

Are Believers Better Citizens?

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 24, 2019:

I respectfully disagree. In my own experience, I was not a very ethical person when I was religious. I was taught not to think for myself, but simply to listen and obey. Only when I rejected religion did I start thinking about ethics. Now, before doing anything, I ask myself if it will do harm to anyone else. If so, I do not do it. Now, I think ethically, with a desire to help others, and to avoid hurting them.

Why Do So Many Hate Religion? What's ToHate?

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 24, 2019:

I dislike the brainwashing and scamming people out of their money.

What made you change from believer to non-believer?

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 24, 2019:

Having been raised and brainwashed in the Moron (Mormon) Church, I was a faithful Moron until my late 20s, when I decided to prove scientifically that Moronism was true, in order to convert my thinking friends. I studied the predictions of the founding prophet of Moronism, Joseph Smith, and compared them to history. I was shocked to discover that his prophecies did not come true. So I left Moronism. Then I studied the Biblical prophecies and compared them to history, and discovered that they were false prophets, too. I also found multiple contradictions in the Bible, and saw that some stories (such as the creation and Noah's flood) contradicted science. I studied religious apologetics, and found that all the arguments were illogical. That's when I became an atheist. Saved by the scientific method. :)

All I want for Christmas...

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 24, 2019:

Funny! 😂😂😂😂

Thoughts and prayers for all those suckers goin to church today. Lol.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 24, 2019:

I'll send my thoughts. They don't need any more prayers. :D

Colour or black and white?

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 24, 2019:

I prefer the colour. But if you want it to look spooky, the black & white is better. :)

Someone’s spelling error will be a sore point for quite a while?

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 24, 2019:

You mean like this?:

Agnostic?

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 24, 2019:

When I first started doubting the religion I was brainwashed in as a child, I was mostly agnostic. Since then, my research has been thorough enough to make me confident that religion is just a hoax -- a scam based on mythology. To the degree of my confidence, I am an atheist rather than an agnostic. On the other hand, the scientist within me reminds me that my research is limited, and there is a possibility, no matter how slight, that I have not seen all the necessary evidence. To that extent, I am open to the slight possibility that I am wrong, and I have a sliver of agnostic in me. Still, I am 99% sure that gods are mythical beings, so until evidence to the contrary comes to my attention, I call myself an atheist rather than an agnostic.

I've pent most of the last two weeks in an I.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 24, 2019:

Best wishes to you and your brother. You may take comfort in the fact that you recognize the difference between reality and fantasy. You are heroic in that you spend so much time with your brother. You are doing good.

Cat be back....

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 24, 2019:

I'll supply the cross and the nails! :)

Going to be cold again next week

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 24, 2019:

Oh, I've written my name in the snow many times! :P

Time for a little honesty

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 23, 2019:

Not I. This site is anything but boring. :)

Anyone seeing this turkey for thanksgiving?...

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 23, 2019:

🤢🤮🤮🤮🤮

What are you thankful for?...

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 23, 2019:

Same here. :)

Not sure I want to even imagine what prompted this sign

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 23, 2019:

I don't think I'd want to be involved in that! :o

Officer, I'd like to report a crime.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 23, 2019:

In my way of thinking, shooting deer is a crime. We should live and let live. :)

A question you see pop up on here is, when did you become an atheist,which to me sounds like when ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 23, 2019:

My "conversion" to atheism was gradual. I was born and raised a Moron (Mormon). In my late 20's I studied the prophecies of Joseph Smith, the founder of Moronism, and discovered that he was a false prophet. I left Moronism, but investigated other Christian religions. Then, in my early 30's I studied the Biblical prophets and discovered that they, too, were false prophets. Then I became an atheist, free from all the mythology that the scam artists of religion wanted me to believe in. I regret all the money I had donated to churches, and all the bad influence I exercised in persuading others that religion was true. But I am free from that now, and I am persuading others, including my own sister, that religion is a hoax -- a scam based on mythology. I am happier now than ever before. Hooray for reality!

How do you deal with religion with your kids

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 23, 2019:

I am physically the father of two children, but when I left the Moron Church, my wife took them and disappeared from my life. Some weeks later I was served with divorce papers. Therefore, I have not been able to be a father, except to the toddlers I raised before the separation. If I did have children, though, I would teach them to think scientifically. I would teach them to consider every important claim in a critical manner, to determine whether it is true or false. This is especially important with religion. For example: Were the predictions of the Biblical prophets fulfilled? According to my studies, the predictions that should have been fulfilled in the past were not all fulfilled. Therefore, the prophets who made false predictions were false prophets, and we should just ignore them. Is the Bible thoroughly consistent? According to my studies, there are many contradictions in the Bible. Are the Bible stories, such as the worldwide flood, consistent with scientific knowledge? According to my studies, science debunks a number of the Bible's stories. My conclusion is that the Bible is a book of mythology, and should not be taken seriously. Not everything in the Bible is bad. For example: "Love your neighbor as yourself" is a good basis for ethical living. There are some good, ethical teachings in the Sermon on the Mount and in other places in the Bible. However, there are also some bad teachings, such as stoning people for picking up sticks on a Saturday. We must think carefully in order to distinguish good from bad. These are the things I would teach my children. In short, they should think for themselves. They should think critically. They should prove, or disprove, all important things, following the evidence to distinguish between reality and mythology.

Just unveiled in a church in Zacatecas, Mexico - a Jesus I think we can all believe in.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 23, 2019:

How creepy is that! :o

Breakfast at the Whitehouse....

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 23, 2019:

I hope that fool eats a lethal amount.

If ya don't like the kitty you may need to scroll on cause .

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Love these. 😂🤣😂

This morning, we had an agency-wide managers’ meeting, offsite.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Sometimes silence is the best policy. You gotta do what you gotta do. When I'm in a situation where it doesn't matter, I'll have fun with it. For example, if I'm eating with friends, and they ask me to "say grace," I'll put my hands in a meditative pose, and chant, "Buddha, Buddha, bless the fooda." 😂

Everything is better with bacon

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 22, 2019:

🤢🤮 No, thanks.

Naughty fairy tale lol

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Is he getting a little too nosy? :o

Praise Santa

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Quid pro quo! :o

Randy Rainbow on trump

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Randy Rainbow is always hilarious, but this takes the cake. ROTFLMDO (Rolling on the floor laughing my donkey off). 😂🤣🤣😂🤣 Thank you, bobwjr, for sharing this. Gotta love Randy Rainbow! :D

I was raised Catholic.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Good for you. It's a wonderful life, once we escape from religion. I was born into a Moron (oops, Mormon) family, and was raised to be a devout Moron. I even served a two-year mission in Argentina. As an adult, I decided to apply scientific thought to the religion, so I could convince my scientific friends that Moronism was true. To my surprise, I discovered that Joseph Smith, the founder of Moronism, was a false prophet, unable to consistently predict the future in an accurate way. So, I left the Moron religion. Then I studied the biblical prophets and discovered that they, too, were false prophets. So, I left religion altogether. Now I understand that religion is just a scam (they always ask for money) based on mythology. I am free! Hooray! :)

Great question from another site, Jesus was a carpenter what did he build ?

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Well, since Jesus is a fictitious character anyway, we may as well have fun with it. He built chairs with a place to put whoopy cushions. :P

I’m a Buddhist. Do you regard Buddhism as a religion? Or philosophy?

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 22, 2019:

I'll take it as a philosophy. By the way, when asked to "say grace" at the beginning of a meal, I put my finders in a meditative pose, and chant, "Buddha, Buddha, bless the fooda." :)

How do you sort what you really need?

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 22, 2019:

All of the above. :)

Friday 'feline' funnies

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 22, 2019:

Southern cat. Deep Southern cat.

This super christian guy at my job asked once if I was Christian.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 22, 2019:

When I was Christian, I was taught not to think about ethics. I was supposed to only listen and obey. Upon leaving religion, I had to come up with my own code of ethics. Thinking about it made me a much better, more ethical person.

Blackadder. - Where Are My Socks? [youtu.be]

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 21, 2019:

Blackadder has never disappointed me. Always funny. :)

I love this cat so much..... ;-)

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 21, 2019:

Who doesn't love that cat. :P

Warning in advance

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 21, 2019:

And be sure to thank the farmers, the shippers, the sellers, and the preparers of the food. No need to thank any non-existent gods. :)

The Italians do tend to use their hands when they speak.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 21, 2019:

By the way, the hand signal in the meme is not a great thing. Especially when you move that hand sign forward and back repeatedly (not moving the whole arm, just at the wrist), it means something like WTF.

With reference to "god's plan" and why god would do (or not do) certain things, or allow (or not ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 21, 2019:

Yes. I never understood ethics until I freed myself from the "just listen and obey" hogwash. Now I can work out in my mind why some actions are bad -- they hurt others -- or why other actions are good -- they help others. I am happier now, living my life based on comprehensible ethics.

Lecherous Italian priest outsmarted by his victim.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 21, 2019:

Let the clergy marry!

Lecherous Italian priest outsmarted by his victim.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 21, 2019:

LOCK HIM UP!

Today's cheese 🧀🧀🧀🧀

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 21, 2019:

You come up with some good ones. 😂🤣

Be careful who you hang out with. They may rub off on you! :o

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 20, 2019:

This reminds me of the song: *I Only Have Eyes for You.*

Andy Gold [youtube.com]

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 20, 2019:

Funny.

I always wondered where they kept this stuff...

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 20, 2019:

The Holy Cannoli are in the Italian bakery. :)

The butt of some cruel joke...

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 20, 2019:

I'd rather be out in the rain than sealed in a container filled with toxic fumes. I support that law. A smoker may commit suicide if he wants to, but don't commit murder by forcing others to breathe that poison.

Hey! Any atheists/agnostic/non-believers in NE Oklahoma area?

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 20, 2019:

On the right side of your profile page, there should be a list of "Nearby Members." :)

Big dogs vs small dogs

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 20, 2019:

That's how they act, alright.

ANOTHER ONE!

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 20, 2019:

Gonna have a litter of kittens? :P

Damn those kids...

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 19, 2019:

I hope he doesn't suddenly get the runs! :o

Today's hike with micro-spikes on one foot. Needed two.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 19, 2019:

You should publish a book. Illustrated with your beautiful photos, of course. :)

Working on your day off can be a killer.

BestWithoutGods comments on Nov 19, 2019:

The Bible is full of evil stuff. :(