Daffy laughies?

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 19, 2019:

Church - Hammy Scammy.

Well . F this guy . And everything he stands for . Is it " gooood Friday " yet ?

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 19, 2019:

I did a "dislike" on this post. To explain, it is the pope's comment I dislike. I like the fact that you have exposed him as the fraud he is. Thanks for the post.

Just how I like my watermelon.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 18, 2019:

A friend just told me that she saw break pads labeled "gluten free." :D

The Origin

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 17, 2019:

The one in the middle is God telling Adam to pull his finger. :P

Wait, what?

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 16, 2019:

Yes, and I'm often losing **track** of my train of thought, too. :P

This is posted because I am a shameless hussy sitting on 49,988 points and I wanted to hear the ...

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 16, 2019:

He's hairier than the goat! :o

That's all any of us want...

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 16, 2019:

But I don't want to be saddled with a neigh-sayer. :P

I don’t remember seeing this one in here. No wonder Erik thinks they are an abomination

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 15, 2019:

I've heard of being "all thumbs," but this is the first time I've seen it applied to the feet! :P

Oh my 😳😂🤣

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 15, 2019:

Ouch! :o

Basically...

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 15, 2019:

Please, don't slice me up and put me in your Gin & Tonic.

Dating Jesus!

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 14, 2019:

Parting the red sea! LOL :P

Beautiful Mt. Baker, Washington (2009)

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 14, 2019:

Splendid photo! :)

How many of you have been told you are going to hell?

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 14, 2019:

Good question!

Jesus is coming.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 14, 2019:

Actually, that's a misspelling. It should be "Jesus is cumming." He puts those holes in his hands to good use. :P

Ever have one of those days?

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 13, 2019:

Life's a beach, and then you die. :P

Fella is clueless

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 13, 2019:

And it smells like cheese! :P

Jewish humor.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 13, 2019:

Bunch of quacks! :P

Chicken Tandoori is not bad for a change but the jury is out on that one and may never, ever return...

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 13, 2019:

Don't bite it. Just lick. :P

I really think Tomi is letting herself go

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 6, 2019:

At this period in history, I can't bring myself to be that patriotic. I may fly the flag again when we get a sane president.

what a beautiful ---!!

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 6, 2019:

That just **cracks** me up! :D

?? love this Band-Aid??

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 6, 2019:

If I were forced to go the church, I would wear those every week. :P

Spring is here, bicycle time! I'll leave a good distance when I pass them with my car.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Yes, please. Be kind to the bicyclists. I am one of them. :)

Anti-vaxers would probably trust these.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 6, 2019:

The Fake President would trust this! :D

Mormon Elder: Pay The Church, Even If It Means Your Family Starves | Michael Stone

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Having been raised as a Moron, I have heard the church leaders say the same thing. How unethical can they get?! Yes, you have to a Moron to be a Mormon! I'm just happy that I wised up and left Moronism behind me.

Someone said that even if you don't believe in God, it is advisable to live your life as if there is...

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 6, 2019:

Utter nonsense! :D

Where's the damn insurance card?

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 6, 2019:

If he's trying to commit suicide, he should just apply the drill straight to his temple. :o

Literally my face the other day

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 6, 2019:

It's the windbag noise from the White House that gives me cancer!

So where is his hand?

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 5, 2019:

His hand is on her ankle. :P

Uh-oh, should we let Fifi out for the evening?

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Sexy! :D

A little Easter season humor...

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 5, 2019:

I am literally laughing out loud. I have always wondered why it was called "good" Friday, when something so horrible was supposed to have happened.

Just the right day for it.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 5, 2019:

All puckered up, looking for a kiss? :P

So true... ?

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 5, 2019:

I see the Bible as similar to Aesop's Fables. The stories are obviously fictitious, but the morals of the stories are often beneficial. Seen this way, there is little danger in reading the Bible. I find some good ethics in the Sermon on the Mount, for example. The problem arises when people take the mythology of the Bible as literal history. And the worst problem is when people who teach that the myths are reality use them to scare their credulous followers into giving them money. That's what churches do; they are scams based on myths.

Good news.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 5, 2019:

Yep. Social pressure had nothing to do with the "revelation" ending polygamy. Social pressure had nothing to do with the "revelation" ending racial prejudice. And now, social pressure had nothing to do with the "revelation" allowing children of LGBTQ parents to be baptized. Ha! How sarcastic can I get? Social pressure had everything to do with all of those "revelations." :D

I don't know the answer to this riddle. Can someone tell me? Ugh! Help me!!!!!???

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 4, 2019:

c. Daughter

Worshiping the wrong Messiah?

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Our lord (oops, LADY) and savior! All hail Marie Curie! :)

Not anymore!

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 4, 2019:

"Assume" makes an **ass** out of **u** and **me**. :P

Islamic logic ???

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 4, 2019:

The same can be said for Christianity. The God of the Bible is real. But why? Because the Bible says so. LOL

I made these pictures of Trump and Wind turbines. Anyone want to caption?

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 4, 2019:

Windbag in Chief.

Haha well this one is the last one in my phone ?

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 3, 2019:

I've heard of fashion police, but meme police!? :o

I got tired of seeing pix of alligators on golf courses in Florida.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 3, 2019:

They look kind of tired! :P

I am just curious are there many followers of Bill Maher on here, and is he a leader in his thinking...

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 3, 2019:

I love Bill Maher. He and I see eye to eye on many topics.

Guess the stupids will survive some more...

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Three cheers for Bill Nye! Hooray! Hooray! Hooray! :)

the moon!!

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Okay, I'm over the hill! :P

Taking things too far

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 3, 2019:

Amen!

Funny Christians ???

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 3, 2019:

So THAT's what Christians call it -- a praise! LOL.:D It does make sense to me though, because plenty of women have praised mine. I just don't want my praise in anyone's mouth continually. When I finish, so should she.

??? ....

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 2, 2019:

They wanted nun of that! :P

I wonder ?

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Well said! :)

This morning I took a bus to the town of Stresa, just south of Baveno.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Because there is a maximum of 10 photos per post, I will include some more photos in this comment:

I wonder how many disappointed customers they have had inquiries from?

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Hill areas! :D

That Moses! He's a practical joker.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 2, 2019:

LOL! :D

I'm all out of birds.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Does this make the bird a BUTTerFLY? :P

I'm all out of birds.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 2, 2019:

In like a bird and out like a turd. :P

I'm all out of birds.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 2, 2019:

So that's why so many people have farts that sound like chirping! :P

Love in your tummy.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 2, 2019:

Another *cat*astrophe! :o

Uhhh... oookaaaay!

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 2, 2019:

That gives the word "head" a double meaning! :P

Dark, cold, and raining right now.

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 1, 2019:

It's a beautiful sunny day here in Italy! :)

It isn't???

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 1, 2019:

That's a lie! :P

I thought I had recently found my perfect match...but she burned up when I lit her. (sigh)

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 1, 2019:

At work the boss matched me up with a partner. I was glad when she got fired, because she always smelled like sulfur.

Actually i laugh with my own meme's hahahahaaha boooom!

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 1, 2019:

The moral of this story is: If you plan on cooking your cat for dinner, do not feed him tuna! :P

Don't think it's favorable

BestWithoutGods comments on Apr 1, 2019:

Great photo! :D

what do you see?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 31, 2019:

Mirrors chosen by the man.

The US is not a christian nation . . . .

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 31, 2019:

I agree that the USA is not a Christian nation. However, as long as the people tolerate the asshole in the White House, the USA is -- in the eyes of the rest of the world -- an asshole nation. :(

Are you paying attention elders?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 31, 2019:

That'll drive them away! :)

Know your seasons

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 30, 2019:

If it's duck season, why didn't she duck?

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's...

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Is that God wearing a raincoat of clouds and flashing the Earthlings? :o

Bendylick Johnncash ?‍♀️

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Beelzebub Thundercats. :P

Has anyone else been unable to “like” or tag anything this morning?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 30, 2019:

I'm trying to like this post and nothing happens! Earlier today there was no problem....

Fellow Senators! Heads up.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Kudos, applause and congratulations to you! I wish I could help, but I'm in Europe until June.

Could this be true????

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 30, 2019:

I have NEVER farted to assert dominance over anyone. Nor have I seen anyone kowtow to a loud farter. I try to move downwind of people (or into a restroom), and fart as quietly as possible. Just a matter of courtesy.

I most definitely have accepted cheeses as my lord and personal savory! ??

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 30, 2019:

Gouda one! :)

Only for the center cuts.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 29, 2019:

I'd rather have a stalk of celery. :)

Well I got a laugh out of it

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 29, 2019:

As long as he doesn't steal me. (I sing bass.) :o

Bunch of snowflakes!

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Not good for a baby!

Is there such thing as Atheist tattoos?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Tattoos typically don't go on a bucket list. They go on your skin. :P

Punny pun pun fun

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Water ya tryin' to say? :P

Punny pun pun fun

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 29, 2019:

I'm laughing so hard I'm DRAINed. :D

It’s time!!

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Maybe the Dalai Llama can help.... :o

Always plenty of Trump bullshit

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Most of Tr~mp's BS comes out of his own mouth!

Hey Guys! Do you find me a little sexy?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 29, 2019:

I've met stone-cold women before, but this one takes the cake!

Idris Elba and Richard Madden giggle about fart sounds and “bollocks”! [youtu.be]

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 29, 2019:

That was an excellent fart sound. :P

Today I spent the sunny hours doing shopping and other business.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 29, 2019:

Oh! I forgot to include the ducks that swam by while I was photographing the islands:

A friend raises rabbits. I joked, are you going to sell them to magicians?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 28, 2019:

I would name one Playboy Bunny. :P

What will cause the apocalypse?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Climate change. Also the USA's Fake President.

Not so funny but true.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 28, 2019:

Increase taxes on the wealthy, cut taxes for the middle class, and support the poor with federal funds!

New Olympic event.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Where the seat lands, that's where they sit and take a dump! :P

True words of wisdom

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 27, 2019:

I should have started drinking coffee at age 7. :P

Finally!! A WORKING Time Machine!!

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Please, lock me in there until there is a new U.S. president!

Congradulations to @tnorman1236 for becoming the 12th regular member of g:31 to achieve Level 9.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 27, 2019:

:D Hooray! :D

336 to go!

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 27, 2019:

:D

Friend of g:31 @tnorman1236 is only 300 points away from Level 9.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 27, 2019:

:D

A Roman walks into a bar...

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 27, 2019:

High V. :)

It's only Wednesday... FML

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 27, 2019:

It's Hump Day, cat. Find a nice female pussy and hump her! :P

Intermission... oops... sorry ?

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 27, 2019:

But ... butt ... it's a butt! No wonder her cleavage smells like shit! :o

Your mom annoyed you? Do this? booooom!?????

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 27, 2019:

Dat's not my Mommy. Dat's my girlfriend. :P

There was a bank robbery.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 27, 2019:

The tooth fairy and the cheap attorney being fictional, it has to be the expensive attorney. :)

Go legal wife!😘

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 26, 2019:

I'll take the legal wife. Much better looking! :)

Security check:

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 26, 2019:

All of them.

I have arrived in Italy, and will be enjoying my stay for almost three months.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 26, 2019:

From the rear balcony, there is a good view of an abandoned dwelling called Villa Pace.

I have arrived in Italy, and will be enjoying my stay for almost three months.

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 26, 2019:

A view from the balcony of the condo where I'm staying in Baveno, overlooking Lago Maggiore.

Any ideas???

BestWithoutGods comments on Mar 21, 2019:

Apply a smidge of whatsit to the doober behind the thingy. If that doesn't work, call a professional whatchamacallit repairman.